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03-28-2002, 10:43 PM
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Poke’Trek Wars-Episode 1-“The Beginning”
By Sean Sporman
Captain Jean-Luc Picard sat on the bridge of the Federation Starship Enterprise. He had been called to the bridge because a strange anomaly had been detected off the port bow. "Analysis, Mr. Data?"
"It appears to be a spatial vortex leading to a star system with at least one M-class planet."
"Fascinating. Take us in." Then, the flagship of the Federation Starfleet flew into the strange distortion.
Misty and Brock, both training to be Poke'mon masters knew what to expect when they saw the Meowth balloon. "Ah, ha, ha, ha." The two humans in the balloon jumped out, along with a Meowth.
"Oh, no!" exclaimed Misty. "It's Team Rocket!"
"Yeah!" agreed Brock. "And, Ash is back in town eating with his mom!"
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend out reach to the stars above!"
"Jesse!" "James!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light."
"Surrender now or prepare to fight."
The Meowth did a double backflip. "Meowth, thats soooooo right!"
"Hey!" exclaimed Jesse. "Where's the twerp!?" But, before Misty or Brock could answer, a Jigglypuff came flying through the forest. When it saw the four humans, it stopped pulled out it's microphone and began to sing.
"No!" Brock exclaimed.
"Jigglypuff, Jig-a-ly, puff!" As the small pocket monster was about to sign its second verse, a hoverbus came flying through. Inside it were an officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, Ash's mom, and a few others. Team Rocket, Brock and Misty grabbed on the incoming bus.
Brock looked into the window. "Look at the Joys and Jennys!" Then, Misty clobbered him with her hand.
"This is no time for that! Look!" Misty pointed to a glowing white sphere hovering in the middle of the forest. The bus and it's passengers, inside and out dissappeared into the sphere.
Princess Peach Toadstool, leader of the Mushroom Kingdom, sat on her throne as the castle alarm sounded. Luigi, who was nearby, popped out of a warp pipe. "Mama Mia! Bowser and some of his cronies are attacking the castle!"
"What should we do?" asked the beautiful princess.
"Let'sa go this'a way!" Luigi and the princess began to run to the back of the castle where an escape route lie. When the exited the door, three goombas awaited them. Luigi stomped on one and it turned into a power coin, which he absorbed. The two then exited out the aft gate, when they saw a white round shape, glowing, on the ground nearby. Suddenly, a laser blast lit up Luigi's mustache. Then, Mario appeared, who was also nearly hit by the laser.
"Mama Mia! It'sa could'a be'a portal! Let'sa go!" The two brothers and the princess ran and fell into the mysterious white glowing portal.
Bowser, leader of the koopas, knew his plan to kidnap Peach had been foiled again. But...
"AH! HA! HA! HA! We've got them now. Let's go!" Bowser, followed by an army of Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Black Bob-Ombs and more fell into the portal.
The Federation starships Charleston, Enterprise, Bozeman, and Agincourt orbited the mysterious M-class planet. "Scans show over 5000 lifeforms, but only about one-fifth of them are human." Commander Data, on board the Enterprise, scanned with android precision.
"Captain Sporman of the Charleston suggested that we beam down. He has senior rank in this poistion." The anomaly had closed behind them, and they were trapped for the time being.
"I agree. Number one, take command of the away team."
Riker smiled. "Data, Worf, Geordi. With me."
Captain Picard sat back down in the Captain's chair of the Enterprise as the away team entered the turbolift.
The away team beamed down to the surface of the planet without incident. They had emerged what looked like a glade in the forest. "Data?" Riker ordered for an imeeadite tricorder scan.
"No lifeforms in the immeadite vicinity." responded Data.
"Data, come with me. Worf, Geordi, go that way." After just a few meters, Riker thought he heard something in a nearby bush. "Data, did you hear that?"
Before the android could respond, a small lifeform that looked like a dinosaur popped out of the bush.
"It's attempting to communicate with us." Commander Data infered as the lifeform appeared to be talking. "I'm activating the universal translator." Data nodded to Riker, confirming that the translator was now online.
"I am Commander William Riker of the Federation Starship Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission to the United Federation of Planets. We come from a starship in orbit."
The green dinosaur began to speak. "I am Yoshi, from Yoshi's Island. It is always good to make new friends. Would you like to meet my friends from the Mushroom Kingdom?" Riker nodded yes.
"Riker to Enterprise."
"Picard here."
"We have made contact with a dinosaur-type lifeform named Yoshi, who may or may not be from this planet. He is peaceful and is taking us to some friends of his."
"A dinosaur , Number One?"
"Yes, sir."
"Understood. Proceed, Picard out."
The Red Zeo Ranger morphed to fight off a some Cogs sent down by the Machine King. As he kicked down the first Cog, another one took its place. So, he took out his Zeo Blaster and fired at five of them, knowing they were not in infinite supply. They fell down, and no more appeared. But, as he was finishing a backflip through the air, he fell down a mysterious white, glowing portal.
The starfleet officers and Yoshi finally reached another open area in the forest. "Greetings. It'sa me, Mario!" The fat, red-clad italian said happily.
After Yoshi told Mario about the new friends, he began to introduce the rest of them. "This'a is'a my'a brother, Luigi." He said, pointing to the Italian in the green hat.
"And, I'm Princess Peach Toadstool, leader of the Mushroom Kingdom." said the beautiful princess. "As of today, Commander Riker and the Federation are the official allies of the Mushroom Kingdom."
Riker and Geordi smiled. Worf cotemplated the tactical possibilities of the alliance. Data merely analysed the situation with his positronic brain.
"Riker to Picard, did you get that?" Captain Picard had suggested that they keep an open commlink.
"Yes, Number One. It is a good thing. Captain Sporman of the Charleston said the anomaly is still closed and will most likely stay closed for at least several weeks." Riker knew what Picard was saying, they could use all the allies they colud get. "Also, more lifeforms continue to appear. We've detected some starfleet comsignals scattered across the planet."
"We'll continue our search." Riker responded.
Captain James Tiberius Kirk stared in disbelief as a strange lifeform that looked just like a head on feet walked toward him. "Spock?"
"It is not humanoid, Captain. I could adjust the matrix of the universal translator to attempt to communicate with it." The Vulcan, logical as could be, responded.
"Do it, Spock." It the middle of the adjustments, the strange lifeform fired lasers from it's eyes. They missed the two starfleet officers and hit a tree, peeling away layers of bark. Kirk and Spock began to run. "Spock, anywhere we can hide?"
"Affirmative, Captain. There is a structure about two hundred meters from us." He pointed left. "It is this way." They turned as the lifeform fired again. Then, they saw the structure. It was round, and had what could be a chimney on top. However, it was all concrete in color. Kirk saw what looked like a door. "Let's go in." The two rushed in.
They were greeted by a small red robot. "Aye, yi, ay. I'm Alpha-5. Who are you?" "I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise..."
Professor Xavier, leader of the mutant team X-Men, sat in his wheelchair looking at the danger room. Inside, his five mutant students battled simluated foes. Cyclops and Beast were battling a laser-powered robot. Marvel Girl was deflecting balls from a playground ball gun. Iceman and Angel were...battling each other. "Allright, Bobby Drake!" Angel proclaimed. "You are going down!"
Iceman, fired a snowball toward Angel, but thanks to his flying ability, he dodged it. "Ha, flyboy! What's up?" Iceman fired in another snowball at the time of the distraction. "You!" The snowball impacted in Angel's face. "Well, who do you think Marvel Girl likes now!? Huh?" Suddenly, a white portal appeared in Professor Xavier's overlook. He was pulled in, but not before he was able to send out a call for help.
The five X-Men rushed up to the overlook in record time and decided to run into the strange 'anomalous vortex', as the Beast had called it.
Misty, along with Brock and the passengers of the Hoverbus ran from the attacking ground craft. It was grey, and stood on two legs, with two laser cannons on the front. The people in it had called in an AT-ST walker. It reminded Misty of a chicken. Team Rocket had gone somewhere earlier, but she did not know where. As two more laser blasts flew toward the group of fleeing people, a blue blur flashed by so fast that only a couple of people saw it. "Whoa!" Ash Ketchum exclaimed. "Was that a Poke'mon?"
The blue blur ran around the legs of the walkers so fast, that the transfer of inertia brought the walker down, when it promptly exploded. The blue animal slowed down and walked up the group.
"I'm Sonic, and you looked like you needed some help."
"I'm Misty, thank you." Sonic, who looked like a hedgehog, began to walk with the group.
"Tell me, have you seen a flying fox named Tails?" Misty did not respond.
Jar Jar Binks jumped out of the shuttle first, followed by Obi-Wan Kenobi. “Ouchie! First awe flying, then the glowie thingie, then we go boomie! Ja Ja wanna goe home!” Obi-Wan rolled his eyes.
He turned back to look at the wrecked shuttle. The main section was intact, but the engines were in ruin. He would have to find another way off this beautiful planet.
As he and the noisy Gungan began to walk, a laser beam flew down from the sky. “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” A deep male voice laughed. “I am Doctor Robotnik. You must be an ally of that annoying blue hedgehog! Be destroyed!” The foe lie in a hovercraft armed with a ring of laser cannons.
It fired again. But, as Jar Jar screamed in panic and ran through the forest, Obi-Wan activated his lightsaber. After executing a double backflip, he reflected the blast back at the firing hovercraft with his lightsaber, which began to explode.
A section containing the evil Doctor Robotnik seperated and zoomed off. Obi-Wan turned off his lightsaber and began his search for Jar Jar.
In orbit of the planet now dubbed “New Terra”, a Klingon starship approached the group of seven Federation starships.
On the bridge of the Enterprise, Captain Picard sat by Princess Peach Toadstool, who had requested to beam up to see the starship.
“The Klingon ship is hailing us.” The viewscreen switched from a view of a D-7 class attack ship to show a shaggy Klingon. “This is Chu’cak.” He paused for a moment. “Picard, surrender your fleet or be destroyed!”
“This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprise. We will not surrender. If you fire upon us you will be declaring war on both the United Federation of Planets and the Mushroom Kingdom.”
The Klingon sneered and flashed his sharp teeth. “We shall see.” The Klingon ship cut the channel. Suddenly, the Enterprise was rocked by a torpedo hit.
“Shields at 90%.” reported the second watch tactical officer.
“Return fire!” Several red phaser blasts shot from the Enterprise, scoring the enemy ship.
“Their forward shield array is down. Also, their weapons are at forty-seven percent efficency.” On the viewscreen, the enemy ship turned around and warped away. Besides the mysterious planet, this space was a void. “Maintain yellow alert.”
Commander William Riker did not know exactly what he was seeing. It was small, pink, spherical. Pink in color, it had two round eyes. He thought it was cute.
“It is a lifeform.” confirmed Data.
Suddenly, it pulled out something. Worf readied his phaser in response. “It’s allright.” said Riker. “It looks like a microphone.”
“Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff.” Riker felt sleepy… “Jigglypuff, Jig-a-ly- puuuf.” Worf fell down with a resounding thunk… “Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff.” La Forge had never taken a nap on this planet before… “Jiggaly. Jiggly. Puff!” Data appluaded.
Jigglypuff had never, never seen anyone stay awake during her song. She jumped up into the artifical lifeform’s arms and exclaimed, “Jigglypuff! Puff! Jiggly!” Data, with his built-in universal translator responded. “Yes. I did stay awake. I am pleased that you are pleased.” As Riker began to awaken, Data knew he had another ally.
Buzz Lightyear had never seen a planet like this. “There seems to be no signs of intelligent life, anywhere!” Suddenly, he found himself flying. But, it wasn’t his wings. He had been kicked by a human foot. As he soared through the alien planet’s sky, he looked down and saw a group of humans. One of them had red hair, and was a girl. Another one had—
He landed with a thoomp and noticed his helmet was cracked. He retracted it and in reflex, grabbed his throght. “Gaggh!” He accidentally took a breath and did not pass out. He sighed in relief.
James, of Team Rocket, screamed. The----thing, he saw was big, green, and ugly.
“Allright.” demanded Jesse. “Who are you?”
He laughed one of the deepest laughs she had ever heard. “I am Bowser of the Koopa Kingdom. I seek to capture Princess Peach and destroy the Mario Brothers. Who are you?” Jesse knew an opportunity when she saw one.
“I am Jesse of Team Rocket. We have made contact with the Marios and we don’t like them either.” Bowser smiled.
“Good. What kind of subjects do you have?” Bowser showed some Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and a few others to the Poke’mon theives.
“First, this is Meowth!” She pointed to a small catlike lifeform. “And,” She threw out two Poke’balls. “These are Arbuk and Likitung.”
Then, it was James’s turn. The Poke’mon came from their Poke’balls. “Weezing and Victorybell!” The alliance was as good as formed.
Next Time:
More alliances form…and more encounters…plus aliens from the Delta Quadrant and much more, on the next Poke’Trek Wars!
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Poke’Trek Wars-Episode 1-“The Beginning”
By Sean Sporman
Captain Jean-Luc Picard sat on the bridge of the Federation Starship Enterprise. He had been called to the bridge because a strange anomaly had been detected off the port bow. "Analysis, Mr. Data?"
"It appears to be a spatial vortex leading to a star system with at least one M-class planet."
"Fascinating. Take us in." Then, the flagship of the Federation Starfleet flew into the strange distortion.
Misty and Brock, both training to be Poke'mon masters knew what to expect when they saw the Meowth balloon. "Ah, ha, ha, ha." The two humans in the balloon jumped out, along with a Meowth.
"Oh, no!" exclaimed Misty. "It's Team Rocket!"
"Yeah!" agreed Brock. "And, Ash is back in town eating with his mom!"
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To protect the world from devastation!"
"To unite all peoples within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils of truth and love!"
"To extend out reach to the stars above!"
"Jesse!" "James!"
"Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light."
"Surrender now or prepare to fight."
The Meowth did a double backflip. "Meowth, thats soooooo right!"
"Hey!" exclaimed Jesse. "Where's the twerp!?" But, before Misty or Brock could answer, a Jigglypuff came flying through the forest. When it saw the four humans, it stopped pulled out it's microphone and began to sing.
"No!" Brock exclaimed.
"Jigglypuff, Jig-a-ly, puff!" As the small pocket monster was about to sign its second verse, a hoverbus came flying through. Inside it were an officer Jenny, Nurse Joy, Ash's mom, and a few others. Team Rocket, Brock and Misty grabbed on the incoming bus.
Brock looked into the window. "Look at the Joys and Jennys!" Then, Misty clobbered him with her hand.
"This is no time for that! Look!" Misty pointed to a glowing white sphere hovering in the middle of the forest. The bus and it's passengers, inside and out dissappeared into the sphere.
Princess Peach Toadstool, leader of the Mushroom Kingdom, sat on her throne as the castle alarm sounded. Luigi, who was nearby, popped out of a warp pipe. "Mama Mia! Bowser and some of his cronies are attacking the castle!"
"What should we do?" asked the beautiful princess.
"Let'sa go this'a way!" Luigi and the princess began to run to the back of the castle where an escape route lie. When the exited the door, three goombas awaited them. Luigi stomped on one and it turned into a power coin, which he absorbed. The two then exited out the aft gate, when they saw a white round shape, glowing, on the ground nearby. Suddenly, a laser blast lit up Luigi's mustache. Then, Mario appeared, who was also nearly hit by the laser.
"Mama Mia! It'sa could'a be'a portal! Let'sa go!" The two brothers and the princess ran and fell into the mysterious white glowing portal.
Bowser, leader of the koopas, knew his plan to kidnap Peach had been foiled again. But...
"AH! HA! HA! HA! We've got them now. Let's go!" Bowser, followed by an army of Goombas, Koopa Troopas, Black Bob-Ombs and more fell into the portal.
The Federation starships Charleston, Enterprise, Bozeman, and Agincourt orbited the mysterious M-class planet. "Scans show over 5000 lifeforms, but only about one-fifth of them are human." Commander Data, on board the Enterprise, scanned with android precision.
"Captain Sporman of the Charleston suggested that we beam down. He has senior rank in this poistion." The anomaly had closed behind them, and they were trapped for the time being.
"I agree. Number one, take command of the away team."
Riker smiled. "Data, Worf, Geordi. With me."
Captain Picard sat back down in the Captain's chair of the Enterprise as the away team entered the turbolift.
The away team beamed down to the surface of the planet without incident. They had emerged what looked like a glade in the forest. "Data?" Riker ordered for an imeeadite tricorder scan.
"No lifeforms in the immeadite vicinity." responded Data.
"Data, come with me. Worf, Geordi, go that way." After just a few meters, Riker thought he heard something in a nearby bush. "Data, did you hear that?"
Before the android could respond, a small lifeform that looked like a dinosaur popped out of the bush.
"It's attempting to communicate with us." Commander Data infered as the lifeform appeared to be talking. "I'm activating the universal translator." Data nodded to Riker, confirming that the translator was now online.
"I am Commander William Riker of the Federation Starship Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission to the United Federation of Planets. We come from a starship in orbit."
The green dinosaur began to speak. "I am Yoshi, from Yoshi's Island. It is always good to make new friends. Would you like to meet my friends from the Mushroom Kingdom?" Riker nodded yes.
"Riker to Enterprise."
"Picard here."
"We have made contact with a dinosaur-type lifeform named Yoshi, who may or may not be from this planet. He is peaceful and is taking us to some friends of his."
"A dinosaur , Number One?"
"Yes, sir."
"Understood. Proceed, Picard out."
The Red Zeo Ranger morphed to fight off a some Cogs sent down by the Machine King. As he kicked down the first Cog, another one took its place. So, he took out his Zeo Blaster and fired at five of them, knowing they were not in infinite supply. They fell down, and no more appeared. But, as he was finishing a backflip through the air, he fell down a mysterious white, glowing portal.
The starfleet officers and Yoshi finally reached another open area in the forest. "Greetings. It'sa me, Mario!" The fat, red-clad italian said happily.
After Yoshi told Mario about the new friends, he began to introduce the rest of them. "This'a is'a my'a brother, Luigi." He said, pointing to the Italian in the green hat.
"And, I'm Princess Peach Toadstool, leader of the Mushroom Kingdom." said the beautiful princess. "As of today, Commander Riker and the Federation are the official allies of the Mushroom Kingdom."
Riker and Geordi smiled. Worf cotemplated the tactical possibilities of the alliance. Data merely analysed the situation with his positronic brain.
"Riker to Picard, did you get that?" Captain Picard had suggested that they keep an open commlink.
"Yes, Number One. It is a good thing. Captain Sporman of the Charleston said the anomaly is still closed and will most likely stay closed for at least several weeks." Riker knew what Picard was saying, they could use all the allies they colud get. "Also, more lifeforms continue to appear. We've detected some starfleet comsignals scattered across the planet."
"We'll continue our search." Riker responded.
Captain James Tiberius Kirk stared in disbelief as a strange lifeform that looked just like a head on feet walked toward him. "Spock?"
"It is not humanoid, Captain. I could adjust the matrix of the universal translator to attempt to communicate with it." The Vulcan, logical as could be, responded.
"Do it, Spock." It the middle of the adjustments, the strange lifeform fired lasers from it's eyes. They missed the two starfleet officers and hit a tree, peeling away layers of bark. Kirk and Spock began to run. "Spock, anywhere we can hide?"
"Affirmative, Captain. There is a structure about two hundred meters from us." He pointed left. "It is this way." They turned as the lifeform fired again. Then, they saw the structure. It was round, and had what could be a chimney on top. However, it was all concrete in color. Kirk saw what looked like a door. "Let's go in." The two rushed in.
They were greeted by a small red robot. "Aye, yi, ay. I'm Alpha-5. Who are you?" "I'm Captain James T. Kirk of the Federation Starship Enterprise..."
Professor Xavier, leader of the mutant team X-Men, sat in his wheelchair looking at the danger room. Inside, his five mutant students battled simluated foes. Cyclops and Beast were battling a laser-powered robot. Marvel Girl was deflecting balls from a playground ball gun. Iceman and Angel were...battling each other. "Allright, Bobby Drake!" Angel proclaimed. "You are going down!"
Iceman, fired a snowball toward Angel, but thanks to his flying ability, he dodged it. "Ha, flyboy! What's up?" Iceman fired in another snowball at the time of the distraction. "You!" The snowball impacted in Angel's face. "Well, who do you think Marvel Girl likes now!? Huh?" Suddenly, a white portal appeared in Professor Xavier's overlook. He was pulled in, but not before he was able to send out a call for help.
The five X-Men rushed up to the overlook in record time and decided to run into the strange 'anomalous vortex', as the Beast had called it.
Misty, along with Brock and the passengers of the Hoverbus ran from the attacking ground craft. It was grey, and stood on two legs, with two laser cannons on the front. The people in it had called in an AT-ST walker. It reminded Misty of a chicken. Team Rocket had gone somewhere earlier, but she did not know where. As two more laser blasts flew toward the group of fleeing people, a blue blur flashed by so fast that only a couple of people saw it. "Whoa!" Ash Ketchum exclaimed. "Was that a Poke'mon?"
The blue blur ran around the legs of the walkers so fast, that the transfer of inertia brought the walker down, when it promptly exploded. The blue animal slowed down and walked up the group.
"I'm Sonic, and you looked like you needed some help."
"I'm Misty, thank you." Sonic, who looked like a hedgehog, began to walk with the group.
"Tell me, have you seen a flying fox named Tails?" Misty did not respond.
Jar Jar Binks jumped out of the shuttle first, followed by Obi-Wan Kenobi. “Ouchie! First awe flying, then the glowie thingie, then we go boomie! Ja Ja wanna goe home!” Obi-Wan rolled his eyes.
He turned back to look at the wrecked shuttle. The main section was intact, but the engines were in ruin. He would have to find another way off this beautiful planet.
As he and the noisy Gungan began to walk, a laser beam flew down from the sky. “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!” A deep male voice laughed. “I am Doctor Robotnik. You must be an ally of that annoying blue hedgehog! Be destroyed!” The foe lie in a hovercraft armed with a ring of laser cannons.
It fired again. But, as Jar Jar screamed in panic and ran through the forest, Obi-Wan activated his lightsaber. After executing a double backflip, he reflected the blast back at the firing hovercraft with his lightsaber, which began to explode.
A section containing the evil Doctor Robotnik seperated and zoomed off. Obi-Wan turned off his lightsaber and began his search for Jar Jar.
In orbit of the planet now dubbed “New Terra”, a Klingon starship approached the group of seven Federation starships.
On the bridge of the Enterprise, Captain Picard sat by Princess Peach Toadstool, who had requested to beam up to see the starship.
“The Klingon ship is hailing us.” The viewscreen switched from a view of a D-7 class attack ship to show a shaggy Klingon. “This is Chu’cak.” He paused for a moment. “Picard, surrender your fleet or be destroyed!”
“This is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the Enterprise. We will not surrender. If you fire upon us you will be declaring war on both the United Federation of Planets and the Mushroom Kingdom.”
The Klingon sneered and flashed his sharp teeth. “We shall see.” The Klingon ship cut the channel. Suddenly, the Enterprise was rocked by a torpedo hit.
“Shields at 90%.” reported the second watch tactical officer.
“Return fire!” Several red phaser blasts shot from the Enterprise, scoring the enemy ship.
“Their forward shield array is down. Also, their weapons are at forty-seven percent efficency.” On the viewscreen, the enemy ship turned around and warped away. Besides the mysterious planet, this space was a void. “Maintain yellow alert.”
Commander William Riker did not know exactly what he was seeing. It was small, pink, spherical. Pink in color, it had two round eyes. He thought it was cute.
“It is a lifeform.” confirmed Data.
Suddenly, it pulled out something. Worf readied his phaser in response. “It’s allright.” said Riker. “It looks like a microphone.”
“Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff.” Riker felt sleepy… “Jigglypuff, Jig-a-ly- puuuf.” Worf fell down with a resounding thunk… “Jigglypuff, Jigglypuff.” La Forge had never taken a nap on this planet before… “Jiggaly. Jiggly. Puff!” Data appluaded.
Jigglypuff had never, never seen anyone stay awake during her song. She jumped up into the artifical lifeform’s arms and exclaimed, “Jigglypuff! Puff! Jiggly!” Data, with his built-in universal translator responded. “Yes. I did stay awake. I am pleased that you are pleased.” As Riker began to awaken, Data knew he had another ally.
Buzz Lightyear had never seen a planet like this. “There seems to be no signs of intelligent life, anywhere!” Suddenly, he found himself flying. But, it wasn’t his wings. He had been kicked by a human foot. As he soared through the alien planet’s sky, he looked down and saw a group of humans. One of them had red hair, and was a girl. Another one had—
He landed with a thoomp and noticed his helmet was cracked. He retracted it and in reflex, grabbed his throght. “Gaggh!” He accidentally took a breath and did not pass out. He sighed in relief.
James, of Team Rocket, screamed. The----thing, he saw was big, green, and ugly.
“Allright.” demanded Jesse. “Who are you?”
He laughed one of the deepest laughs she had ever heard. “I am Bowser of the Koopa Kingdom. I seek to capture Princess Peach and destroy the Mario Brothers. Who are you?” Jesse knew an opportunity when she saw one.
“I am Jesse of Team Rocket. We have made contact with the Marios and we don’t like them either.” Bowser smiled.
“Good. What kind of subjects do you have?” Bowser showed some Goombas, Koopa Troopas, and a few others to the Poke’mon theives.
“First, this is Meowth!” She pointed to a small catlike lifeform. “And,” She threw out two Poke’balls. “These are Arbuk and Likitung.”
Then, it was James’s turn. The Poke’mon came from their Poke’balls. “Weezing and Victorybell!” The alliance was as good as formed.
Next Time:
More alliances form…and more encounters…plus aliens from the Delta Quadrant and much more, on the next Poke’Trek Wars!