Great Punchlines!!

[VioletRutherford]

The one thing that I've always loved about "The Honeymooners"were the punchlines. Most of which we're insults regarding Ralph's weight!!! lol!!! Which was your favorite??

1)"My career is stuffing jelly into donuts."

2)"Fifteen years ago. I caught three hundred pounds of blubber."

3)"Your salary couldn't drip out."

4)"If that's the Good Humor man, get me a popsicle."

5)"You don't need anything to keep you weight down. You need something to hold it up."

[haminahamina]

"Two pounds of bologna in a 1 pound bag"

"I don't care if you burn"

"I'm calling belview 'cause you're nuts"

"She aint such a bad old crow at that"

"Save your jokes for the butcher"


The list goes on and on ..