winkwilliams
02-28-2002, 03:18 PM
posted by Wink Williams Wednesday, January 30, 2002
Hi, and welcome to my wonderful, weird world. I am Wink Williams, star looking for the right comeback vehicle.
You may wonder, who the hell is Wink Williams?
Here is a brief bio: Born, Jamestown N.Y. to unknown parentage and adopted by the Carter Williams family of Yonkers, New York. Entered Show Biz at the age of 16 as a photo double in the Jerry Lewis classic, "Cinderfella." Mid 1960's: Moved to Vegas and tried to get into the Rat Pack. The Chairman, Francis Albert, never let him in and once said, "I wouldn't give you a nickel for that skinny, no- talent Jew." Depressed, he left for Hollywood and later guested on "Lost Saucer" where he met and romanced future wife Ruth Buzzi.
In the mid 80's he had a highly publicized affair with Bridget Nielson, the ex-Mrs. Stallone. The gold digging gal was trumped as Wink stayed with his wife, after a painful separation, and she got zilch. Bridget had hoped to snare a good portion of Ruth's money that Wink stood to get in the divorce.
Early 90's, Wink gets his own series on Fox, "The Loud Mouth" which gets the plumb post "Simpsons" spot but fails to attract an audience and gets canned after one season. Wink meets the then red-hot, post "Twin Peaks" hot tamale, Sherilyn Fenn when she guests on his series and the two start rocking the wardrobe trailer. Humiliated for the last time, wife Ruth files for divorce. Wink is mortified when pictures are introduced at the trial that show him in the act with Sherilyn, then unknown ice skater Tonya Harding, and a three way with a circus midget and Charlotte Rae. He leaves the marriage with zero of his wife's assets. It seems Ms. Buzzi had put a detective on his tail.
Late 90's: Wink is seen out and about dating the biggest mouth of them all, Linda Trip. He later disses her as the "ugliest thing he ever did," and reveals that he was dating her "cause I thought that broad had a big career ahead of her, with all those rich GOP connections, and could give mine a needed jolt."
Present: Wink is currently involved with enhanced model/ dead rich guys wife, Anna Nicole Smith and reports that "we are two peas in a pod, I love them, er, her." He is currently pitching pilots and hopes to return to the tube soon.
http://winkwilliams.blogspot.com/
Hi, and welcome to my wonderful, weird world. I am Wink Williams, star looking for the right comeback vehicle.
You may wonder, who the hell is Wink Williams?
Here is a brief bio: Born, Jamestown N.Y. to unknown parentage and adopted by the Carter Williams family of Yonkers, New York. Entered Show Biz at the age of 16 as a photo double in the Jerry Lewis classic, "Cinderfella." Mid 1960's: Moved to Vegas and tried to get into the Rat Pack. The Chairman, Francis Albert, never let him in and once said, "I wouldn't give you a nickel for that skinny, no- talent Jew." Depressed, he left for Hollywood and later guested on "Lost Saucer" where he met and romanced future wife Ruth Buzzi.
In the mid 80's he had a highly publicized affair with Bridget Nielson, the ex-Mrs. Stallone. The gold digging gal was trumped as Wink stayed with his wife, after a painful separation, and she got zilch. Bridget had hoped to snare a good portion of Ruth's money that Wink stood to get in the divorce.
Early 90's, Wink gets his own series on Fox, "The Loud Mouth" which gets the plumb post "Simpsons" spot but fails to attract an audience and gets canned after one season. Wink meets the then red-hot, post "Twin Peaks" hot tamale, Sherilyn Fenn when she guests on his series and the two start rocking the wardrobe trailer. Humiliated for the last time, wife Ruth files for divorce. Wink is mortified when pictures are introduced at the trial that show him in the act with Sherilyn, then unknown ice skater Tonya Harding, and a three way with a circus midget and Charlotte Rae. He leaves the marriage with zero of his wife's assets. It seems Ms. Buzzi had put a detective on his tail.
Late 90's: Wink is seen out and about dating the biggest mouth of them all, Linda Trip. He later disses her as the "ugliest thing he ever did," and reveals that he was dating her "cause I thought that broad had a big career ahead of her, with all those rich GOP connections, and could give mine a needed jolt."
Present: Wink is currently involved with enhanced model/ dead rich guys wife, Anna Nicole Smith and reports that "we are two peas in a pod, I love them, er, her." He is currently pitching pilots and hopes to return to the tube soon.
http://winkwilliams.blogspot.com/