Episode Title Rejects Game

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Take an ep, a theme, a trait or bit of knowledge of one of the characters, and come up with some "other episode" titles for HIC. (For some examples on other shows, check Bewitched & Barney Miller boards which have some good ones,

I'll start:

The Plane's Detained But LA Gals Remain

Saucy Senior Chaperone A Bossy Broad Who Rules The Throne!

Elka's "Fence"

Poor Joyce Can't Keep A "Beard"

Victoria-Victor-Victoria Is A "Drag"

Victoria's "Joy"ful Wedding

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and some more....

Who Can Turn Your Cell On With A Smile?

"Night Of The Iguana" lol

STOP THAT MARRIAGE! You Hockey Puck

Elka's "Churning" In Her Hiding Place

Victoria Victorless In Dirty Soap Maneuver

Victoria "Chases" after Her Sagging Career

"Berry" Lucci!

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I DON'T Love Lucci (Victoria)

The Golden Girl (Elka)

The Thrill of the (Victoria) Chase

Hello, Newman...Errr, Rick

My Son the Jonas Brother (Melanie)

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Beautician & The Beast (Joy and Rick's fling)

The Elka Club

My Father, Barney Miller (Hal Linden as Victoria's dad)

Grady's Elderly Lady (Elka is a Grady Sizemore fan)

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LOVE your titles Monika!
Let the Episode Title Rejects Game begin!

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Shout For Joy

Ode to Joy

The Great Betty White Hope

Meet My Kids Emmy, Oscar, Tony...All I Need is a Grammy (Victoria)

Muddling Through One Day at a Time (Melanie and her ex-boyfriend's mother, played by Bonnie Franklin)

It's Not Easy Needing a Green Card (Joy)

Victoria the Drag Queen?

Let's Go Tribe!! (Elka)

We're Going to Make a Break For It After All!! (Elka and her cellmate, played by Mary Tyler Moore)

The Not So Fab Four (the ladies form a rock band)

Freddy My Love (Elka)

Where's Elka?

Hot For Elka (Fred, Max and Bobby)

Having a Not So Gay Old Time (the girls go on the cruise)

and finally:

Cleveland ROCKS!!!!!! ;) :D

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And....

Nympho Nonegenarian

Melanie "Cops" An Ex Boyfriend

Melanie's Brotherly Love (Oh brother lol!)

Soap Washout Chased To Cleveland

You Only Hurt The Son You Love

"The Facts Of Life" At The Sperm Bank

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Torn Between Two Brothers (Melanie, Hank and Pete)

Scum of the Earth (Hank)

Keep Those Vodkas Coming (Elka)

Age is Just a Number (Elka)

The Captain and Victoria

How Does That Foot Taste, Elka?

She's the Quicker Benderer Over (Elka)

Daphne Moon Over Joy

Make Me an Offer I Can't Refuse (Elka)

Drool Over Lawyer (Melanie, Joy, Victoria and Judge Lesser)

Brunettes Have More Fun (Melanie, Joy and Victoria)

Elka Joins the Indians' Bullpen Mafia

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My Daughter, Melanie Griffith (Victoria)

Killing Susan Lucci (Victoria nearly crushes her falling from the ceiling of the bathroom stall)

Oh, Won't You Come Home With Me, Grady Sizemore? (Elka)

Made in the Shades (Elka and Melanie)

Happy Happy Joy Joy

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Elka's Elmo Experiment (dyeing her hair red)

Elkavision

Grudgematch: Victoria Chase vs. Susan Lucci (and/or Melanie Griffith)

Manhandled By Manhands (Joy and the governor)

Churning With the Amish (Victoria)

NORM-ETH!! (George Wendt as Amishman Yoder)

Snark and Snark Alike (Elka and Joy)

Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot...Err, Too Late (Joy and Owen)

Just Call Me Narcissistic (Victoria)

Flatt & Scoggs

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And...



Skyping With Mummy
Joy's Highbrow Lowbrow Humor
"Joy" In Robbing The Cradle
You Can "Depend" On Victoria
Victoria And The Brit Are Not A Hit
Polish Pothead
My Perky Cellmate

[Kristen]

Monika, your ep. titles are TOO funny! Makes me want to finally watch my S2 DVD! (I know, I know....*Hides*) But it's not like I haven't seen them before!

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Golden Oldie (Elka)

Miscounting My Kids (Victoria)

Mommie Dearest (Victoria's daughter Emmy writes a scathing tell-all book)

Love Hangover (Elka and her many suitors)

It's a Nice Day for a Betty White Wedding!! (Elka's walk down the aisle)




(P.S. Thank you, Kristen!!)

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Hanging With Mr. Colin Cooper

My Boy Toy Roy (Elka)

Hockey Puck Husband (Bobby, played by Don Rickles)

Save Some Donuts For Elka

Joy's Knight in Not-So-Shining Armor (All My Children star Michael E. Knight)

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Where There's a Will, There's an Emmy

I Like Young Men and I Cannot Lie (Joy)

Snob and Snob Alike (Victoria)

Melanie - You've Been WEINER'ed!!! (the date with the politician)

Elka's Boy Toy Mama's Boy Roy