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04-14-2010, 10:03 PM
1)(Chorus Sings-)"There's something about an Aqua Velva Man" 2)"Look for the big L----First Letter in (Chorus sings)Lectric Shave"3)-(Singers)"New Ajax Laundry Detergent--It's STRONGER THAN DIRT"4)(Singers)"Dirt used to hide in collars.Dirt used to hide in cuffs.But dirt can't hide---from Intensified Tide!",5)"You stayed out all night.Wow what a blast.Now your head and your stomach need relief fast.(Singers:)Fast...Fast...Fast Alka-Seltzer.Plop,Plop,Fizz Fizz,Oh,what a relief it is", 6)(Sung to the tune of the gospel song "Battle of Jericho"-"Now's the time to get yourself Geritol...Geritol....Geritol.Now's the time to get yourself Geritol,and take it every day!"And finally,"Mama Mia.That's a some-a-spicy-meata balla!!(for Alka Seltzer)