JAlanRuss72
12-14-2009, 03:59 PM
I’ve been watching Bob's '80s show “Newhart” that I’ve taped from WGN and recently caught an episode where Dick and Joanna are going to couple’s therapy. As they are waiting in the lobby of the therapist’s office, Mr. Carlin (although he never gives his name) comes walking out. Dick looks at him suspiciously.
DICK: You look so familiar-
CARLIN: You got a problem, fella?
DICK: Your face looks so-
CARLIN: Yeah, yours isn’t too nice to look at either.
DICK: I just thought I recog-
CARLIN: Do me a favor, fruitcake- get some help (walks out the door)
The therapist comes out and introduces herself to Dick and Joanna:
“I’m sorry for my patient, you’ll have to excuse him. I’ve been working with him for YEARS to undo the damage caused by some quack doctor in Chicago.” LOL
DICK: You look so familiar-
CARLIN: You got a problem, fella?
DICK: Your face looks so-
CARLIN: Yeah, yours isn’t too nice to look at either.
DICK: I just thought I recog-
CARLIN: Do me a favor, fruitcake- get some help (walks out the door)
The therapist comes out and introduces herself to Dick and Joanna:
“I’m sorry for my patient, you’ll have to excuse him. I’ve been working with him for YEARS to undo the damage caused by some quack doctor in Chicago.” LOL