callmetootie
08-01-2001, 10:24 AM
Scream: The Sitcom Way.
Starring:
Drew Bradymore as Drew Deckerson
and
Gary Coleman as the voice of the killer
and
Marla Gibbs as Florence Jackson
and
Nancy McKeon as Jo Polacksak
and
Carroll O Connor as Archie Bunker
and
[Director]
Director: Ok, we've got the cast already Callmetootie!
[Drew singing]
Drew: Oh The Facts Of Life, The Facts Of Life, When The World...
[Phone rings]
[Picks it up]
Drew: Well....Hello Larry.
Killer: Who the hell is Larry?
Drew: Never mind...um....who is this?
Killer: What's your favorite sitcom?
Drew: Um....let me think...oh yeah...the one where Florence leaves The Jeffersons to work at a hotel.
Killer: Ok....I guess that we're not getting anywhere. Hey you're hot.
Drew: How hot?
Killer: Marsha Brady hot!
Drew: How do you know that?
Killer: I want to know who I'am looking at.
[Jumps through the window]
Killer: How come every time I jump I do a spin-off? Man that was worse then Archie Bunker's Place.
[Drew runs up the stairs]
Drew: I'm sorry Jo, but I have to take it.
[Throws a motorcyle at him]
Drew: I know Archie but it has to go. Hey, no...I ain't a dingbat!
[Throws the chair at him]
Drew: Help!
[Runs up the stairs]
Drew: Florence, please help me!!!
[Sucks her threw the vacuum cleaner]
[Killer takes off the mask]
Killer: OOPS, sorry I'm in a diffrent sitcom. I wanted to kill Mrs. Garrett instead.
Florence: Anytime sweet buns.
The End
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Andrew Carden
Starring:
Drew Bradymore as Drew Deckerson
and
Gary Coleman as the voice of the killer
and
Marla Gibbs as Florence Jackson
and
Nancy McKeon as Jo Polacksak
and
Carroll O Connor as Archie Bunker
and
[Director]
Director: Ok, we've got the cast already Callmetootie!
[Drew singing]
Drew: Oh The Facts Of Life, The Facts Of Life, When The World...
[Phone rings]
[Picks it up]
Drew: Well....Hello Larry.
Killer: Who the hell is Larry?
Drew: Never mind...um....who is this?
Killer: What's your favorite sitcom?
Drew: Um....let me think...oh yeah...the one where Florence leaves The Jeffersons to work at a hotel.
Killer: Ok....I guess that we're not getting anywhere. Hey you're hot.
Drew: How hot?
Killer: Marsha Brady hot!
Drew: How do you know that?
Killer: I want to know who I'am looking at.
[Jumps through the window]
Killer: How come every time I jump I do a spin-off? Man that was worse then Archie Bunker's Place.
[Drew runs up the stairs]
Drew: I'm sorry Jo, but I have to take it.
[Throws a motorcyle at him]
Drew: I know Archie but it has to go. Hey, no...I ain't a dingbat!
[Throws the chair at him]
Drew: Help!
[Runs up the stairs]
Drew: Florence, please help me!!!
[Sucks her threw the vacuum cleaner]
[Killer takes off the mask]
Killer: OOPS, sorry I'm in a diffrent sitcom. I wanted to kill Mrs. Garrett instead.
Florence: Anytime sweet buns.
The End
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Andrew Carden