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10-26-2001, 09:11 PM
My Gilligan's Island Fan Fiction
The New Castaway-part 1
(Gilligan is collecting fire wood by the lagoon and suddenly stops and he sees a woman about 23 in the lagoon)
Gilligan: Hay there's a girl in the lagoon......a girl in the lagoon!!!!Skipper!!!!!
(He runs past Mr. and Mrs. Howell)
Gilligan: There's a girl in the lagoon!!!!!!!
Mr. Howell: Lovey did I hear Gilligan right?There's a girl in the Lagoon?
Mrs. Howell: Well I ceartainly hope not!We weren't expecting company and I don't have a thing to wear!
(He runs over to the huts and bumps into the skipper)
Skipper: Gilligan!(hits him with his hat)Will you watch wear your going!!!where's the fire wood?
Gilligan: I left it in the lagoon
Skipper: Why?
Gilligan: Cause there's a girl in the lagoon
Skipper: Oh really and where did this girl come from?
Gilligan: I don't know?
Skipper: Let me guess she came from the moon and has wings like fairy right
Gilligan: I don't think so......
(The Professor comes over to them)
Professor: Whats wrong with Gilligan?
Skipper: Nothing he's just imagining things again
Gilligan: but skipper I really.......
Skipper: I want no more of this girl in the lagoon talk!!!and thats an order!!!!now go get the fire wood!!!
Gilligan: Allright Skipper
(He goes back to the lagoon)
Gilligan: Hay the girls gone?Maybe I did imagine it
(He turns around and the girl is standing behind him)
Gilligan: Or maybe not.......
(Theme Song)
(Gilligan and the girl are standing by the lagoon)
Girl: Where am I?
Gilligan: Uh on an Island
Girl: I know that!but which Island?
Gilligan: Your on a desert Island
Girl: Then what are you doing here?
Gilligan: We got ship wrecked here three years ago
Girl: We so there's more of you
Gilligan: Yeah there's the Skipper and the Professor and The Howells and Ginger and Mary Ann and.....thats it......oh wait and you..by the way who are you?
Girl: Uh my name is Samantha Peterson
Gilligan: Common this way
Samantha: Allright.....
(The Profesor and the Skipper are getting a place ready for a fire)
Skipper: I sure hope this plan of your works Professor
Professor: Well it has to work
(Gilligan walk over to them with Samantha)
Gilligan: Here's the fire wood Skipper
Skipper: Good put it over there
(The Skipper looks up at samantha and doesn't notice that she's there then looks down again and looks up again)
Skipper: Your a girl!
Samantha: Last time I checked.....
Gilligan: See I told you and you didn't belive me
Skipper: Well next time I will little buddy
Gilligan: No you won't
Skipper: Yes I will
Gilligan: No you won't
Skipper: Oh Gilligan!!!I say I'm gonna belive you wether I like it or not!!!!
Professor: How did you find our Island
Samantha: I was on a boat with my parents and then a storm hit and the boat started falling apart next thing I knew I was unconcious and I ended up here
Professor: Well you might be here for awhile
Samantha: Gilbert told me
Gilligan: Uh its Gilligan
Samantha: Whatever....gosh I look horrible and my clothes are all messed up!
Skipper: Maybe the girls can help you
Samantha: Girls?
(Samantha is in Ginger and Mary Ann's hut)
Samantha: Thanks Ginger Mary Lou
Mary Ann: Its Mary Ann
Samantha: Whatever
Ginger: Here you can wear this dress while Mary Ann washes your clothes
Samantha: Thanks by the way why do you have such a short dress?
Mary Ann: You see I did that when I though I was Ginger
Samantha: Mary Lou thought she was you!
(Samantha starts laughing hysteracly)
Mary Ann: Uh its Mary Ann and whats so funny!!!
Ginger: Well you did act pretty silly
(Ginger and Samantha start laughing at Mary Ann)
(they hear someone knock on the door)
Mary Ann: I'll get it
(She opens the door while Samantha and Ginger are still laughing)
Mary Ann: Oh hi Gilligan what do what want?
Gilligan: The Howells want to talk to Samantha
Samantha: Thanks for the message Gilbert see you later Ginger Mary Lou
(Samantha walks out and so does Ginger)
Gilligan: Gee Mary Ann I didn't know your name was Mary Lou
Mary Ann: Its not!She just keeps calling me that
Gilligan: She calls me Gilbert
Mary Ann: Maybe we're over reacting I mean our names are really hard to remember right?
Gilligan: Yeah......I think?
(Samantha is sitting on a table with the Howells in their hut)
Mrs. Howell: So your name is Samantha
Samantha: Yes nd your name is
Mrs. Howell: Lovey Howell but you can call me Mrs. Howell
Samantha: Ah sure Lovey
Mr. Howell: So your name is Peterson do you happen to be related to Winston Peterson?
Samantha: No but I'm sure you know tons of people Thurston oh and thats a very nice outfit Lovey
(They get shocked looks on their faces)
Mrs. Howell: Uh Samantha do you mind if we steped outside for a moment
Samantha: Sure Lovey
(They go outside)
Mrs. Howell: She is afully rude Thurston
Mr. Howell: The nerve of some people her father must have been a yale man!
(The next day the professor is working on the radio and Samantha comes over)
Samantha: Hello Professor
Professor: Hello Samantha is there something you want
Samantha: Oh nothing I just can't get use to this Island I mean what if we stay here forever!and never get rescued I went to college for nothing
Professor: You went to college?
Samantha: Yes
Professor: What was your average grade if I may ask
Samantha: Straight A's
Professor: Straight A's!Thats wonderful!
(Ginger walks over to them)
Ginger: Hi Professor Samantha.....
Professor: So are you interested in science?
Samantha: I love science!
Ginger: Well I was pretty good in science too when I was in school
Professor: So Samantha.....
(They start talking and leave Ginger out of it)
(1 hour later)
Samantha: I think Mary Lou must be finished washing my clothes.....see you later Professor
(She leaves)
Professor: She talked to me.....
Ginger: Well of course she did!
Professor: Oh Ginger.....I didn't know you were here
Ginger: Professor!!!
Professor: Isn't she wonderful?
Ginger: Oh Professor!
(She walks away mad and with a jelous look on her face)
Professor: I wonder whats wrong with her?
(The Skipper is collecting more fire wood)
Skipper: Why hello Samantha
Samantha: Hello Skipper what are you doing?
Skipper: I'm collecting fire wood
Samantha: Oh well I was a girl scout and I know the proper kind of wood
Skipper: I think I know how to do my Job
Samantha: But I insist you have to find the wood thats really dry
(later)
Samantha: This one is perfect!
(The skipper is holding alot of wood and he tries to pick that last peice up and drops it all)
Samantha: Oh well just start over
Skipper : (To himself) she's worse than Gilligan!
End of part 1
Will she ever learn Gilligan and Mary Ann's names?
Will she ever learn not to call the Howells Lovey and Thurston?
Will she stop being bossy and leave the professor alone?
what do you think so far?Please reply even if you hate it.
[This message has been edited by JOblairJOblair (edited 10-27-2001).]
The New Castaway-part 1
(Gilligan is collecting fire wood by the lagoon and suddenly stops and he sees a woman about 23 in the lagoon)
Gilligan: Hay there's a girl in the lagoon......a girl in the lagoon!!!!Skipper!!!!!
(He runs past Mr. and Mrs. Howell)
Gilligan: There's a girl in the lagoon!!!!!!!
Mr. Howell: Lovey did I hear Gilligan right?There's a girl in the Lagoon?
Mrs. Howell: Well I ceartainly hope not!We weren't expecting company and I don't have a thing to wear!
(He runs over to the huts and bumps into the skipper)
Skipper: Gilligan!(hits him with his hat)Will you watch wear your going!!!where's the fire wood?
Gilligan: I left it in the lagoon
Skipper: Why?
Gilligan: Cause there's a girl in the lagoon
Skipper: Oh really and where did this girl come from?
Gilligan: I don't know?
Skipper: Let me guess she came from the moon and has wings like fairy right
Gilligan: I don't think so......
(The Professor comes over to them)
Professor: Whats wrong with Gilligan?
Skipper: Nothing he's just imagining things again
Gilligan: but skipper I really.......
Skipper: I want no more of this girl in the lagoon talk!!!and thats an order!!!!now go get the fire wood!!!
Gilligan: Allright Skipper
(He goes back to the lagoon)
Gilligan: Hay the girls gone?Maybe I did imagine it
(He turns around and the girl is standing behind him)
Gilligan: Or maybe not.......
(Theme Song)
(Gilligan and the girl are standing by the lagoon)
Girl: Where am I?
Gilligan: Uh on an Island
Girl: I know that!but which Island?
Gilligan: Your on a desert Island
Girl: Then what are you doing here?
Gilligan: We got ship wrecked here three years ago
Girl: We so there's more of you
Gilligan: Yeah there's the Skipper and the Professor and The Howells and Ginger and Mary Ann and.....thats it......oh wait and you..by the way who are you?
Girl: Uh my name is Samantha Peterson
Gilligan: Common this way
Samantha: Allright.....
(The Profesor and the Skipper are getting a place ready for a fire)
Skipper: I sure hope this plan of your works Professor
Professor: Well it has to work
(Gilligan walk over to them with Samantha)
Gilligan: Here's the fire wood Skipper
Skipper: Good put it over there
(The Skipper looks up at samantha and doesn't notice that she's there then looks down again and looks up again)
Skipper: Your a girl!
Samantha: Last time I checked.....
Gilligan: See I told you and you didn't belive me
Skipper: Well next time I will little buddy
Gilligan: No you won't
Skipper: Yes I will
Gilligan: No you won't
Skipper: Oh Gilligan!!!I say I'm gonna belive you wether I like it or not!!!!
Professor: How did you find our Island
Samantha: I was on a boat with my parents and then a storm hit and the boat started falling apart next thing I knew I was unconcious and I ended up here
Professor: Well you might be here for awhile
Samantha: Gilbert told me
Gilligan: Uh its Gilligan
Samantha: Whatever....gosh I look horrible and my clothes are all messed up!
Skipper: Maybe the girls can help you
Samantha: Girls?
(Samantha is in Ginger and Mary Ann's hut)
Samantha: Thanks Ginger Mary Lou
Mary Ann: Its Mary Ann
Samantha: Whatever
Ginger: Here you can wear this dress while Mary Ann washes your clothes
Samantha: Thanks by the way why do you have such a short dress?
Mary Ann: You see I did that when I though I was Ginger
Samantha: Mary Lou thought she was you!
(Samantha starts laughing hysteracly)
Mary Ann: Uh its Mary Ann and whats so funny!!!
Ginger: Well you did act pretty silly
(Ginger and Samantha start laughing at Mary Ann)
(they hear someone knock on the door)
Mary Ann: I'll get it
(She opens the door while Samantha and Ginger are still laughing)
Mary Ann: Oh hi Gilligan what do what want?
Gilligan: The Howells want to talk to Samantha
Samantha: Thanks for the message Gilbert see you later Ginger Mary Lou
(Samantha walks out and so does Ginger)
Gilligan: Gee Mary Ann I didn't know your name was Mary Lou
Mary Ann: Its not!She just keeps calling me that
Gilligan: She calls me Gilbert
Mary Ann: Maybe we're over reacting I mean our names are really hard to remember right?
Gilligan: Yeah......I think?
(Samantha is sitting on a table with the Howells in their hut)
Mrs. Howell: So your name is Samantha
Samantha: Yes nd your name is
Mrs. Howell: Lovey Howell but you can call me Mrs. Howell
Samantha: Ah sure Lovey
Mr. Howell: So your name is Peterson do you happen to be related to Winston Peterson?
Samantha: No but I'm sure you know tons of people Thurston oh and thats a very nice outfit Lovey
(They get shocked looks on their faces)
Mrs. Howell: Uh Samantha do you mind if we steped outside for a moment
Samantha: Sure Lovey
(They go outside)
Mrs. Howell: She is afully rude Thurston
Mr. Howell: The nerve of some people her father must have been a yale man!
(The next day the professor is working on the radio and Samantha comes over)
Samantha: Hello Professor
Professor: Hello Samantha is there something you want
Samantha: Oh nothing I just can't get use to this Island I mean what if we stay here forever!and never get rescued I went to college for nothing
Professor: You went to college?
Samantha: Yes
Professor: What was your average grade if I may ask
Samantha: Straight A's
Professor: Straight A's!Thats wonderful!
(Ginger walks over to them)
Ginger: Hi Professor Samantha.....
Professor: So are you interested in science?
Samantha: I love science!
Ginger: Well I was pretty good in science too when I was in school
Professor: So Samantha.....
(They start talking and leave Ginger out of it)
(1 hour later)
Samantha: I think Mary Lou must be finished washing my clothes.....see you later Professor
(She leaves)
Professor: She talked to me.....
Ginger: Well of course she did!
Professor: Oh Ginger.....I didn't know you were here
Ginger: Professor!!!
Professor: Isn't she wonderful?
Ginger: Oh Professor!
(She walks away mad and with a jelous look on her face)
Professor: I wonder whats wrong with her?
(The Skipper is collecting more fire wood)
Skipper: Why hello Samantha
Samantha: Hello Skipper what are you doing?
Skipper: I'm collecting fire wood
Samantha: Oh well I was a girl scout and I know the proper kind of wood
Skipper: I think I know how to do my Job
Samantha: But I insist you have to find the wood thats really dry
(later)
Samantha: This one is perfect!
(The skipper is holding alot of wood and he tries to pick that last peice up and drops it all)
Samantha: Oh well just start over
Skipper : (To himself) she's worse than Gilligan!
End of part 1
Will she ever learn Gilligan and Mary Ann's names?
Will she ever learn not to call the Howells Lovey and Thurston?
Will she stop being bossy and leave the professor alone?
what do you think so far?Please reply even if you hate it.
[This message has been edited by JOblairJOblair (edited 10-27-2001).]