"Melody and Friends" Season 1 episodes

[Sitcomwriter]

Its 2010 and Melody works for a Hollywood newspaper called The Hollywood Friend.

Theme Song:"Hollywood is where dreams are made Hollywood is where the stars stay and she is one of them now Melody and Friends".

Cast:

Tara Reid as Melody Valentine

Ellen Degeneros as Gwen Leslie

Cedric The Entertainer as Barry Banes

Holland Taylor as Diane

Heather Locklear as Lily Poppar

Vicki Lewis as Mary

??? as Luke Rojas

??? as Doug Concar

David Spade as Mr.Fife

John Stamos as Rupert "Elvis" True

??? as Rose True

James Gandolfini as Joe Rontundo

Note:This spinoff will be on for 8 seasons.

And now heres "Melody and Friends":
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#1:"Pilot"

(The apartment)

Melody:Gwen who is this guy outside on our window?

Gwen:His name is Elvis

Melody:Really?

Gwen:Well his real name is Rupert but everybody just calls him Elvis

Melody:Whos the fat woman?

Gwen:Oh yeah thats his mom Rose

Rose:Get inside Rupert you don't want to catch a cold (Hits Elvis with her pocketbook)

Gwen:Shes a widow

Melody:Now I know why

Barry:Goodbye ladies

Melody:And where are you going to tonight Barry?

Barry:I've got a date

Gwen:Whos the unlucky lady

Barry:Hey you would be lucky to have me

Gwen:I wouldn't want you

Barry:I know

(The office)

Lily:Oh I've got a date and your here writing advice boo-hoo

Melody:Your wrong Lily I have a date and its with

Lily:Who?

Melody:Doug

Lily:You can do much better than that

Melody:Alright then its with Luke

Lily:Keep on trying honey

Melody:Elvis

Lily:Hes dead

Melody:Elvis True his real name is Rupert

Lily:You can do better than that (Leaves)

Diane:I heard you couldn't find a date

Melody:So what?

Diane:Well I have a friend whos date stood him up

Melody:Fine I'll go.Whats his name?

Diane:Barry

Melody:Where do I meet him?

Diane:At Joe's

(Joe's)

Barry:Oh hi Melody What are you doing here?

Melody:I'm meeting a date

Barry:So am I whats his name?

Melody:Barry and yours?

Barry:Melody

Melody:I've got to go (Leaves)

(The apartment)

Barry:So Mel do you think we'll ever date?

Melody:Do you

Barry:No you?

Melody:Same here

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Play my Fife".



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[Sitcomwriter]

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This show is so funny.I loved writing and reading M&C (It was my favorite spinoff) but with M&F I can do so much more with the cast.

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Next time on:

"Three's a Club"

"Meet Susan"
The new neighbor has a thing for Larry.

"The New Three's Company"

"Chrissy's job offer"
Chrissy considers taking a job in Alaska.

"American Women"

"American Sissy"
Chrissy thinks Sarah is a sissy

Those are just some of Sitcomwriter's TC Spinoffs.

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"Melody and Chrissy"
August 16th 2001-September 23rd 2001
May it rest in Peace

[Sitcomwriter]

#2:"Play my Fife"

(The Apartment)

Melody:You know I've been here for a whole week now

Gwen:And you haven't even met The Fife yet

Melody:Who the hell is The Fife

Mr.Fife:I"m Mr.Fife

Melody:Oh The Fife

Mr.Fife:Right but I likw Mr.Fife more than The Fife

Barry:Fine Fife

Mr.Fife:Mr.Fife and you know what now I won't let you play my fife

Gwen:I don't even want to touch your fife

Mr.Fife:I was talking to the normal people

(The Office)

Lily:I want Money Valentine

Melody:Why?

Lily:Your my best friend

Melody:Ummm Lily you hate me

Lily:I need to bail my brother out of jail

Melody:Ask Diane

Lily:No way

Melody:Well I give advice for a living so......

Lily:Yeah I'll take your advice (Leaves)

Melody:Ummmm this letter is from Mr.Fife

(The apartment)

Gwen:That can't be from The Fife

Barry:Yeah Gwen is right The Fife isn't gay

Melody:But he is small

Gwen:Thats true

Mr.Fife:Whats true

Melody:You sent this letter saying Brad Pitt was your sexual dream pet

Mr.Fife:No I didn't no I I I I'll take that letter(Takes the letter)

(The Office)

Melody:So did you take my advice?

Lily:Yeah

Melody:So?

Lily:I got fired

Melody:What?

Lily:Thats right I got fired from my job as Sports writer but I couldn't write sports anyway so I'm your new co-writer

Melody:Wow thats great

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "A date in the life"

[Sitcomwriter]

#3:"A date in the life"

Special Guest Stars:Charlie Sheen as Host

(A Studio)

Host:Welcome to A date in the life and today I welcome Melody Valentine and her date Edwin.Edwin how was the date?

Edwin:It was great

Melody:No it wasn't.It was the worst date ever

(The apartment)

Gwen:How was your date with Edwin?

Melody:It was the worst date ever

Gwen:That good huh?

Melody:This guy is an idiot.He smokes......

Gwen:Edwin doesn't smoke

Melody:Oh then that was me

Gwen:But you don't smoke

Melody:After that date I might take it up

(A Studio)

Host:So you didn't like the date Melody?

Melody:Because of this date I took up smoking

(The office)

Mary:Mel have you been smoking?

Melody:I had a bad date last night

Lily:Oh so your on smokies now?

Mary:Lily your a drunk

Lily:I..........I.......I hate you (Leaves)

Mary:Mel you can't become a smoker

Melody:It was only one night.It meant nothing to me.It was just pure passion

Doug:Alright Lesbians

(A Studio)

Host:So thats the show and this has been a date in the life of Melody Valentine

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode will be called "Family Ties that bind"

[Sitcomwriter]

#4:"Family Ties that bind"

Special Guest Stars:Tina Yothers as Toni Winston,Courtney Cox-Arqutte as Courtney Ordonez,Justine Bateman as Tiff Collins and Brian Bonsall as Brian Alexander

(The apartment)

Melody:So I guess we all have dates for tonight

Barry:I do with the fine Courtney Ordonez

Gwen:You think shes fine? I have a date with Toni Winston

Melody:Well since I'm the only one who likes guys I have a date with Brian Alexander

Barry:Even though I have no idea ho the hell he is I say hey thats cool

(Theres a knock at the door)

Melody:Its Brian

Gwen:No its Toni

Barry:No way its Courtney

Melody:Who the hell are you?

Tiff:I'm Tiff Collins and I'm here to sell you encyclopedias

Melody:Well we don't want Encyclopedias here

Tiff:Oh yes you do

Melody:No we don't

Tiff:Yes yes you do

Melody:I'm gonna slam the door now (Slams door)

(Diane's office)

Lily:So Diane why did you call me in here?

Diane:Well since you irte advice now you should know how to give advice

Lily:I know how to give advice

Diane:15 people commited suicide because of Advice from Lily and Melody

Lily:Well I'm sorry if I gave bad advice.I'm new at this

Diane:I'll give you 1 more chance but if mess up then your fired

Lily:Alright you've got sence,style and.....

Diane:Get the hell out of my office

Lily:That too

(The apartment)

(Theres a knock at the door)

Melody:Now thats Brian

Tiff:Hi again

Melody:I said we didn't want encyclopedias

Tiff:Now I'm selling Dictionarys

Gwen:Tiff we don't want Encyclopedia or Dictionarys or anything

Tiff:How about Protractors?

Barry:Tiff each of us have a date

Tiff:But I don't

Barry:Then we'll find you a date

Melody:How will we be able to find Tiff a date?

(10 minutes later)

Barry:Bye Mr.Fife We hope you and Tiff enjoy your date

Mr.Fife:Hey guys thanks for the day you guys are great

Tiff:Bye guys by before you leave do you want to buy condoms?

Barry:No we.........Wait yes we do

Gwen:I don't need them

Melody:But we do

Barry:Thats right

(The bus station)

Barry:Hello Courtney

Courtney:Your late

Brian:Yeah so are you Mel

Toni:And Gwen your also late

Melody:We're sorry

Courtney:Sorry doesn't cut it

(Toni,Brian and Courtney leave)

Melody:Well I bet we've been together for a million years

Barry:And I bet we'll be together for a million more

Gwen:What would we do baby without us?

Melody:Sha la la la

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

That was my favorite episode to write

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is the 2 part "Murder in Hollywood"

[Sitcomwriter]

#5:"Murder in Hollywood Part 1"

(The apartment)

Melody:Oh my god

Gwen:What?

Melody:Someone killed H.P Munnoy

Barry:The billionare?

Melody:The dead billionare

(The Office)

Diane:I called you all here because H.P Munnoy has been murdered and since we are a newspaper and Mr.Munnoy was our biggest sponsor we will be trying to find out who killed the billionare

Luke:Diane I quit

Mary:Of course you do.........BILLIONARE KILLER!!!

Melody:Hey lets not guess that he killed Mr.Munnoy because he might not have

Doug:I'm with Melody

Lily:Well I'm with Mary on this one

Diane:Lily because you and Melody write advice I've layed you off for our all-murder issue of the friend

Melody:Thats not fair

Diane:Unless you guys want to do investigating......

Melody:We'll take it

Lily:Yeah

(Joe's)

Joe:So you think killed Mr.Munnoy?

Lily:Yeah

Joe:Well I didn't

(Elvis' apartment)

Elvis:Hey pretty lady

Melody:Did you murder Mr.Munnoy?

Rose:Yes he did

Melody:What?

Rose:Rupert murdered H.P Munnoy

(The Office)

Melody:I've got the killer.Hello Mr.Munnoy

H.P:Hello

Melody:Wait your dead

Diane:No he isn't.It was all a hoax

Melody:Oh

(The apartment)

Melody:I could have sworn that wasn't H.P Munnoy

Gwen:Go online

Melody:Good idea

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

#6:"Murder in Hollywood Part 2"

(The Office)

Melody:I know who murdered Mr.Munnoy

Lily:Mel H.P Munnoy is alive

Melody:No he isn't hes an imposter

Lily:How in the hell do you know that?

Melody:The imposter has a tatoo of Superman's mentally retarded soster Supermoron on his leg

Lily:Thats a bug named Doug

Doug:Did somebody say my name?

Lily:Someone get me the Raid

Mary:I'll be happy to

Lily:I was being sarcastic

Mary:I knew that

Diane:Attention all H.P Munnoy is dead

Lily:But he was here

Diane:No he wasn't that was an imposter

Lily:I can't believe it Melody you were right

Diane:Speaking of being right Melody you and Lily have to get started on the next paper

Melody:We will

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Theres a Blizzard Snow out there"

[Sitcomwriter]

#7:"Theres a Blizzard Snow out there"

Special Guest Star:Jenny McCarthy as Blizzard Snow

(Joe's)

Blizzard:I'm looking for a Chrissy Snow

Joe:Sorry lady theres no Chrissy Snow here

Melody:Hey did you say Chrissy Snow?

Blizzard:Yeah shes my sister

Melody:Oh your Lisa

Blizard:No

Melody:Oh then your Cassie

Blizzard:No

Melody:So then your Marie

Blizzard:No I'm Blizzard

Melody:Thats strange all the years shes lived with me she never mentioned a Blizzard Snow

Blizzard:Well Chrissy never really liked me

Melody:Oh and by the way my name is Melody

Blizzard:Oh Melody Chrissy told me all about you

Melody:But I thought she didn't like you

Blizzard:She does but I talk to her all the time

Melody:Well Come to my apartment

(The apartment)

Gwen:So Blizzard what do you do?

Blizzard:His name is Dave

Gwen:What do you do for a living?

Blizzard:I'm a doctor

Barry:Oh What type of Doctor?

Blizzard:An egyptian one

Gwen:An egyptain doctor?

Blizzard:I'm drunk

All but Blizzard:Oh I see

Melody:Blizzard you'll be in my room

Blizzard:I'm gonna hit the hay

All but Blizzard:Goodnight

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "The Blizzard that got a job"

[Sitcomwriter]

#8:"The Blizzard that got a job"

Special Guest star:Jenny McCarthy as Blizzard Snow

(Joe's)

Joe:Hey Blizzard Melody is here

Melody:Hey Blizzard i heard you got a job

Blizzard:Yeah and I might be able to buy an apartment

Melody:Which means we won't be living together anymore

Blizzard:Right but the living together thing wasn't supposed to be permanent

Melody:Yeah your right well I've got to get back to work

Blizzard:Bye Mel

Melody:Bye Blizzard (Leaves)

Joe:You don't want to move do you?

Blizzard:No I don't

Elvis:Hey hello Girly girl

Blizzard:Hello you freak

Rose:Rupert stop flirting and order or I'll kill you

Elvis:Hey mother chill

Rose:(Hits Elvis over the head with her picketbook)

(The Office)

Lily:Mel are you in a bda mood because look at this letter for tomorrow's paper(Hands Melody the paper)

Melody:Dear,Melody I'm gay and I don't want to tell my girlfriend.What should I do Love,Mike

Lily:Now heres what you wrote (Hands Melody the paper)

Melody:Dear,Mike Don't be gay Love,Melody
Lily whats the matter with that?

Lily:You told him not to be gay

Melody:I'm just not in a good mood

Lily:I'll talk to Blizzard

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Blizzard's little Lily"

[Sean Snow]

Hey, what you doing with my Bliz?

[Sitcomwriter]

Originally posted by Sean Snow:
Hey, what you doing with my Bliz?

She'll be gone by next episode.Its just called a guest stint.

[Sitcomwriter]

#9:"Blizzard's little Lily"

Special Guest star:Jenny McCarthy as Blizzard Snow

(Joe's)

Lily:Hi Blizzard I'm Lily a friend of your roomate Melody

Blizzard:ex-roomate

Lily:About that......

Joe:Blizzard your fired

Blizzard:What?

Joe:You've been fired

Blizzard:Damn now I still have to live with Melody

(The apartment)

Melody:And Blizzard is still gonna live here thanks to Lily who is my best friend

Gwen:Mel you hate Lily

Melody:Your right but she made Blizzard stay here.......

Blizzard:I got an apartment

Melody:Blizzard you live here

Blizard:Not anymore bye guys (Leaves)

Melody:And thats Blizzard

(The Office)

Lily:Mel I'm sorry about Blizzard

Melody:Thats ok Lily it wasn't permenent anyway

Diane:Melody in my office now

(Diane's Office)

Melody:What do you want Diane?

Diane:I want you to answer this E-mail advice question from me(Hands Melody the letter)

Melody:Thanks Diane

Diane:Your welcome

(The Office)

Melody:Dear, Melody I heard about the roomate and so I want to say cheer up Love,Diane.Its not really a question but whatever

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Lovitz or don't".

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[Sitcomwriter]

#10:"Lovitz or Don't"

Special Guest star:Jon Lovitz as himself

(Joe's)

Joe:Thank you very much Mr.Lovitz for coming here for autographs

Jon:Thank you very much for thanking me

Barry:Oh my god Jon Lovitz I loved you on that Andy Dick show

Jon:Well I didn't

Barry:Well Can I get your autograph?

Joe:Thats why hes here bozo

Jon:Here you go (Signs a picture of himself and then gives it to Barry)

Barry:Thank you very much

(The apartment)

Barry:Hey Mel where my autographed Jon Lovitz photo

Melody:(Sees the photo has a stain on it so she rips it up and throws it away)umm no I don't see it

Barry:Oh my god its torn up outside.I'm just gonna have to get a new one

(Joe's)

Barry:Joe is Jon still here?

Joe:No he left hours ago

Barry:Oh cause I lost my autograph of him

Joe:I still have a photo but hes not here to sign it

Barry:Well can you maybe sign it for him

Joe:Whatever the hell you want(Signs the photo)

Barry:You have ugly print besides it was in script

Joe:I can't do script

Jon:Hi Joe oh Barry Hi I found your photo.It was ripped up so I got you a new one

Barry:Thanks your a good friend

Jon:I'm not your friend but whatever

(The apartment)

Melody:Barry I ripped up your photo

Barry:What?

(Melody and Barry kiss)

THE END



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[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "It was only a kiss".

[Sitcomwriter]

#11:"It was only a kiss"

(The apartment)

(Melody and Barry are kissing)

Melody:What the hell are we doing?

Barry:Kissing

Melody:I can't do it

Barry:Why?

Melody:I have a boyfriend

Barry:No you don't

Melody:Your right but well I guess we can consider becoming a couple

Barry:Yeah so now we are a couple

Melody:I said consider it

Barry:Mel please

Melody:No

Barry:Pretty please

Melody:No

Barry:Pretty please with sugar on top

Melody:No

Barry:Please

Gwen:What happening?

Melody:I loved Dee

Barry:Stop trying to change the subject

Gwen:Whats going on guys?

Melody:(Singing)Whats going on? Whats going on? Whats going on? Whats going on?

Barry:Melody and I kissed

Gwen:Oh my god thats so big

Melody:No No it isn't big at all.Barry and I just kissed and that was all it was besides i was married

Barry:I didn't know that

Melody:We broke it off a year ago and he was a big part of my life but hes over and.......

Barry:You don't want to make the same mistakes with me

Melody:Yeah

Barry:I understand

Melody:Good

THE END




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[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Snow one here but me".

[This message has been edited by Sitcomwriter (edited 10-03-2001).]

[Sitcomwriter]

#12:"Snow one here but me"

Special guest star:Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Snow

(The apartment)

Melody:Hello and who are you?

Andrea:Hi I'm Andrea and I'm here for no reason

Melody:Get the hell out of my apartment

Andrea:Whatever (Leaves)

(Theres a knock at the door)

Melody:Chrissy What are you doing here?

Chrissy:Halloween

Melody:Its January but I don't understand what your saying but I never do cause your stupid

Chrissy:Yeah your right but Halloween is Hallie my cousin

Melody:Oh I met her

Chrissy:Really?

Melody:No I'm just making small talk

Chrissy:I've got to pee

Melody:This is the stupidest talk I've ever been in

Chrissy:Yeah me too

(Theres silence for 15 minutes)

Melody:What a waste of time

Chrissy:Bye (Leaves)

Melody:That was a waste of time(Closes the door)

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "The Stupid Bowl".

[Sitcomwriter]

#13:"The Stupid Bowl"

(Joe's)

Lily:Hey what are you guys watching?

Mr.Fife:The super bowl

Elvis:Its almost as hot as you

Rose:Shut up Rupert (Hits Elvis over the head with her pocketbook

Melody:Go Browns

Gwen:Go Texans

Melody:No Browns

Joe:Browns are gonna win and thats that

Lily:I can't believe you guys love football oh my god that guy is hot

Luke:Hes a she

Lily:Oh well umm whens the next game?

Doug:December

Lily:I can't wait that long.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! (runs out of Joe's)

Melody:Whats with her?

(The Office)

Lily:Browns win Texans lose

Melody:Lily I thought you didn't watch

Lily:I have to admit I was addicted

Melody:I told you you'd be addicted

Lily:No you didn't

Melody:Whatever

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "BEEF".

[Sitcomwriter]

#14:"BEEF"

Special Guest stars:Sean Snow as himself and Wayne Knight as Newman

(Joe's)

Joe:Alright this is a beef eating contest

Elvis:I'm ready dudes and dudettes

Rose:No you aren't Rupert (Hits him over the head with her pocketbook and drags him out of Joe's)

Melody:Why am I here? I don't eat meat

Barry:Your here to watch me eat meat

Greg:Hey Hi how are you? I don't like people who aren't me

Melody:Your a bigamist

Lily:A biggot

Melody:I don't care about the size of his penis

Joe:Alright and go

Mr.Fife:I can't go on I'm full

Barry:You didn't eat a bite

Mr.Fife:I know I'm a wuss

Sean:I don't want to do this

Joe:By default the winner is Barry Banes

Newman:Hello Barry

Barry:Hello Newman

Newman:I'm here to kick your ass

Barry:Bring it on Gay Poopon

Newman:How dare you call me Poopon?

Barry:I didn't Gay

Newman:Its time for an ass kicking

Barry:Bring it on

Joe:The contest is over.Melody wins

Barry and Newman:BUT SHES A VEGITARIEN!!!!!!!!!!

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Elvis and the curse of the undead".

[Sitcomwriter]

#15:"Elvis and the curse of the undead"

Note:This is not only the first episode not to be filmed with a laughtrack but it also only features Elvis in it.

(Elvis' apartment)

Elvis:Hey tomb ah curse ah cursie worsie ah ah ah oh and ah.Did I say ah.Horny good word.ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah Mom curse on me ah ah ah ah ah ah oh yeah baby yeah baby yeah yes yes YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Voice:(Voice)Yes baby ah ah ah yes yes

Elvis:I wish you weren't a guy cause I'm not gay

Voice:(Voice)Yeah right

THE END

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[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "We're on TV".

[Sitcomwriter]

I'll post "We're on TV" tomorrow cause I've got a ton of homework to do.

[Sitcomwriter]

I was just told I could stay up later so "We're on TV" is on its way.

[Sitcomwriter]

#16:"We're on TV"

Special Guest star:Sean Snow as himself

Melody:(Voice)Guess what? Sean Snow is gonna make a television sitcom about me and call it "Melody".Well its about time

(A Studio)

Sean:Alright and action

(Melody's fake apartment)

Singers:(Singing)She is Melody

Melody:I deserve a better theme song

Sean:We'll edit that and action

Melody:Hey guys

Elvis:Hey Roomie

Melody:Ummm Elvis as my roomie no

Sean:Bring in the lesbian and the black guy and action

Melody:Hello Lesbian........Hey she has a name

Sean:Alright call her Gwen and action

Melody:Hello Gwen

Gwen:Hello Melody

Melody:This is really bad writing

Sean:Hey I didn't write it

Melody:Yeah you did it says written by Sean Snow

Sean:I was bored and action

Barry:Hi guys want to see my thing? Wait I would never do that

Sean:Alright write your own show then cause I quit

(An Hour later)

All:(Singing)We are the world we are the children we are the greatest things since Sean Snow we are the world we are the children we are better than sliced bread

Melody:(Voice)Hey it wasn't a Sean Snow show but it did air on NBC

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Barry and the bulldog".

[Sitcomwriter]

#17:"Barry and the bulldog"

(The apartment)

(Theres a knock at the door)

Barry:Hello you ugly bulldog

(2 hours later)

Melody:Holy crap Barry what happened?

Barry:A bulldog is stalking me

Melody:Oh its a good look for you

Barry:You suck

(Barry is walking and a bulldog is stalking him)

Barry:You are an idiot you you idiot you

Rose:Have you seen Rupert?

Barry:No mrs.True

Rose:Rot in hell

Barry:Its just ain't my day

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Hating Halloween".

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[Sitcomwriter]

"Melody and Chrissy" has been nominated for 2 awards in The Emmys (But none for M&F)Those awards are:

Best Spinoff

and Best character:Melody Valentine

I would like to thank Callmetootie for this honor.

[Sitcomwriter]

#18:"Hating Halloween"

(The Office)

Diane:Bah Humbug

Melody:Lily Why didn't Diane like all my Haloween stuff?

Lily:Diane hates Halloween and so do I

(The apartment)

Melody:What the hell happened to all my Halloween stuff?

Gwen:Barry and I hate Halloween

Melody:First everyone at work and now you guys.Who here likes Halloween?

(Mr.Fife's apartment)

Mr.Fife:I love Halloween

Melody:I can see it from all your old candy

Mr.Fife:Thats not old

Melody:You mean you still Trick or treat?

Mr.Fife:Yeah

Melody:But your in your 50s

Mr.Fife:Hey I never give out my real age

Melody:Whats with this state? Everybody in New York loves Halloween

Mr.Fife:I don't know

(The apartment)

Gwen:Mel sorry about earlier its just that.......

Barry:We were playing a joke on you

Melody:It was a really bad joke

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Christmas without Mel".

[Sitcomwriter]

#19:"Christmas without Mel"

(The apartment)

Melody:I'm leaving for New York

Barry:What?

Melody:I'm visiting my friends

Barry:But we were gonna have Christmas together remember?

Melody:Times change (Leaves)

(Barry sits down and starts eating)

Barry:Dinner for two thats eaten by one

Gwen:Hey

Barry:Gwen weren't you supposed to be at your parents house for Christmas?

Gwen:My parents are getting divorced

Barry:Oh I'm so sorry

Gwen:So is there any room here for me?

Barry:Yeah make yourself at home

Gwen:I am

Barry:Oh yeah I forgot about that

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "And Tara Reid as Melody".

[Sitcomwriter]

#20:"And Tara Reid as Melody"

(The Hall)

Melody:Hi I'm Melody and Carol is my cousin

Dave:Oh hi I'm Dave and Mike is my cousin

Melody:Carol has three girls all with hair of gold like their mother the youngest one in curls

Dave:Well Mike has three boys and they were all alone

Melody:Until the one day when this lady met this fellow and it was then it was much more than a hunch and somehow they got up and formed a family

Dave:And thats the way they all became Brady bunch

All but Melody and Dave:(Singing)The Brady Bunch the Brady bunch and thats how they all be came The Brady bunch

(The screen reads:

And Tara Reid as Melody)

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "It had to be you".

[This message has been edited by Sitcomwriter (edited 10-15-2001).]

[Sitcomwriter]

#21:"It had to be you"

(The apartment)

Barry:Hey guys meet Polly

Polly:Hi

Melody:And who is Polly?

Barry:Shes my girlfriend who is gonna be living with us

Melody:Oh thats nice

(The Office)

Luke:Melody theres something wrong isn't there?

Doug:Hey Luke shut up (Leaves)

Luke:Don't listen to him (Leaves)

Mary:Melody why are you upset?

Lily:Mary leave Melody alone cause for tomorrow's paper Melody and I might be reading your letter

Mary:I really don't care (Leaves)

Melody:Guys just leave me alone (Leaves)

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

The next episode is called "Jealous".

[Sitcomwriter]

This season will have 40 episodes and not 30.

[Sitcomwriter]

#22:"Jealous"

(The apartment)

Polly:Oh why hello Melody

Melody:Leave me alone

Polly:Why?do you not like me?

Melody:No Polly your the best friend I ever had

Polly:Really? Thanks

Melody:You are so dumb

Polly:Of course I am its because I'm hot

THE END

[Sitcomwriter]

This-show-is-off-hiatus!

[Sitcomwriter]

New episodes of M&F will also air on TCSN.They will air there FIRST and then make it here!

I have a few hours to decide if the next episode will happen or not!