A New, Improved Role Play

[Sean Snow]

Everyone join in, since the other role play has gone a little stale!

JT As Jack Tripper
nck@nitegurl As Janet Wood
Sean Snow As Chrissy Snow
FOLrocks1 As Cindy Snow
nurseterri As Terri Alden
Sitcomsgrl89 As Ralph Furley
__________As Lana Sheilds
__________As Larry Dallas
__________As Stanley Roper
__________As Helen Roper
__________As Bart Furley
__________As Linda

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 07-04-2001).]

[JT]

I'M JACK!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Hi, Jack!

[JT]

Jack:Hi Chrissy how's a bout I cook Janet and you a special meal!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Okay! Your food is always good enough to eat!

[Krisalicious]

I wanna be RF again!!!!!

[Heather Hartnett]

can i be janet again???

[Krisalicious]

hey nck@nitegurl!! u registered! me 2!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Hi Janet and RF!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Where is everybody? I was just about to go to the Beagle!

[FOLrocks1]

Can I be Cindy?

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*Jacob*

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Hi cosin! You're not here to replace me, are you? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: i love my cousin. I would never do that to you. (wink, wink) Where is everyone, Chrissy?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: I don't know. I've been waiting forever for Jack to finish making dinner! I'll make us some toast!

Chrissy goes in kitchen, and comes back out

Chrissy: I burnt the toast a little! The toaster caught on fire!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: You know you can't cook! Let me!
Se goes in the kitchen. We hear shattering.

[FOLrocks1]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by FOLrocks1:
[B]Cindy: You know you can't cook! Let me!
Se goes in the kitchen. We hear shattering.
Cindy: (comes out) I am such a klutz!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: I guess Jack is the cooker. How about we go to the Reagle Beagle?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Let's go! Maybe we can actually get some food!

[Sean Snow]

We're at the Beagle!

One of the waitresses comes up to us

Chrssy: I'll have a Beagle Burger!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Me too. I would also like some french fries and a coke. Anything else, chrissy?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: I'll also want some Cola and Fries with that! Hey, Cindy, do you want to try new, improved, Easy Time Cosmetics?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Sure! How mcuh are they?

[Sean Snow]

$100 for two bottles of "Jasmine Evening".

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Sounds like it'll do wonders for me! I'll take it!

She pulls out money from her purse. She hands it to Chrissy and hits her glass of Coke. It goes all over Chrissy.

Cindy: Oh I'm so sorry. I told you i was a klutz! Let me help you

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: That's okay Cindy! I wore my everything proof dress! Knowing you, I had to put it on.....

Also, Cindy, do you want to buy the Instant Pony Tail Maker? It worked wonders for me! As you can see in the picture above, I was the head of the pack because of it! <Snort>

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Sounds Good! I like that picture of you. The other one was scary! How Much?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: $200! I make a profiy of $180!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: That seems like a good price! I'll take it! (reaches into purse) I only have $100. I guess I can get it!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: It wouldn't have worked anyway. Hey, do you still have that cowboy hat?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: I have it still. Why?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: I'm going to the rodeo! You want to come?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Tonight? I have a date tonight. But I can go in about an hour!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Okay then, let's go!

[JT]

Jack:Hey how long have I been sleep?
Where are you two going?
Oh I must have forgotten to cook you that dinner!I'm so sorry!I'll cook it tommorrow I promise!

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Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude)
It's a little wild and a little strange!
To build your home out on the range!
So start your horse and come along!
But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!
Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay!
Till the break of day!
(Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude!

Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members:
We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships!
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart!
(Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!)
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart!
Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna
Live Anawanna-wanna Life!

Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer:
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!
That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: You better! Do you want to go to the rodeo with us?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Yeah. Please Jack?

[JT]

Jack:Nah I'm going over to Larry's We are gonna do this scientific experament with food.

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Hey Dude(sung by a cowboy and a very western dude)
It's a little wild and a little strange!
To build your home out on the range!
So start your horse and come along!
But you can't get a ride if you can't hold on!
Singing:Yippee kae aie yay!(yippee kae aie what?)Like the cowboys say(sing it again now)Yippee kae aie yay!
Till the break of day!
(Watch out for those man-eating jackrabbits.....and that killer cacti!)Hey Dude!

Salute Your Shorts:sung by:The Cast Members:
We run We jump We swim and play!We row and go on trips.But the things that last forever are our dear friendships!
Camp Anawanna we hold you in our hearts and when we think a boput you It makes me wanna fart!
(Spoken By Ug:It's I hope we never part now get it right our pay the price!)
Now we will share a lifetime of our fondest memories!Like at Lake Anawanna sat in the old pine trees.
Camp Anawanna We hold you in our hearts and everytime I think about you this thing, it came apart!
Think Anawanna-wanna Speak Anawanna-wanna
Live Anawanna-wanna Life!

Clarissa:Sung by a eighties like singer:
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Alright Alright!
Na na na na!
Na na not not not naaa!
Way Cool!
(repeated)
Nan na na na!
Na na na na!
Na na na na na!
Just do it-do it!
That's my Classic Nick directory of themes!I know there are more out there and I'll take contributions on the Theme Song Board!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Ok. fine jack. Let me get ready and we can leave.

[Sean Snow]

At the Rodeo

Announcer: And that's the end folks!

Chrissy: Cindy, do you want to see what LArry and Jack are doing?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Do you mean spy on them?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: No, um, we're checking, um, up on them!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy; I guess. Let's go!

They leave.

[Sean Snow]

At Larry's

Chrissy: Look! They're with two girls! And Jack said he couldn't cook! Let's teach him a lesson!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Let's act like we are their girlfriends. OK?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: You're with Jack!

Chrissy goes in

Chrissy: Larripoo! What are you doing with another......GIRL?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: (walks in) hi everyone!!...chrissy what are you doing to larry???? did i miss something??

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Jack lied to us! He said he couldn't cook dinner because he had to talk to Larry. We're pretending to be his girlfriends so they get in trouble.

I will just do Larry's reaction

Larry: What are you doing!

LArry's Date: Well goodbye Larry!

Larry: Why did you do that? Jack was going to teach us how to cook!

Chrissy: oh, no! Cindy, what have we done?

[suzannesomers]

I want to be chrissy!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Oh Larry! We are so sorry. Jack, we thought the girls were the reason why you couldn't cook for us. we are sorry.

[suzannesomers]

lol sorry about that last post I didn't look on the main page that someone was already being chrissy sorry about that lol! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Sean Snow]

suzannesomers, look at the main page and choose one of them. Terri, the Ropers, Lana, Larry, Bart, and Linda are available!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Will you forgive me and my country cousin?

[nurseterri]

I'm Terri!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Hey, Terri! Let's go back to the Reagle Beagle!

[nurseterri]

Terri-sorry chrissy but I have to go my friend isn't feeling to good and she needs my help sorry byut tomorrow I think it would be nice if we invite some friends and go to the reagle beagle bye my friend needs me!!!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Bye, Terri! Hey, Cindy, Jack,Janet, and RF, do you want to come?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: I guess, lets go!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: I'm sorry, but I have to go to the supermarket to get noodles for Jack!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: can i come too???

[Krisalicious]

hey everyone!!!! K i thought i would be kinda busy for the 4th, but I'll only be busy in the NIGHT! [sorry Sean Snow, i guess i COULD HAVE wrote the next eps, but u can still write the next one] ANYWAYZ......

Mr. Furley: Hi everybody!!!!!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Hi mr Furley! I like your new leisure SP? suit! I think you look great!

[Heather Hartnett]

JAnet: hahaha yea mr furley u look great!!!!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Well can i come too cuz?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: yea me too!!!!

[Sean Snow]

We're in the Reagle Beagle

Chrissy: Jim just said they might tear the Beagle down! We have to save it!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: This is terrible! What should we do to save it?!!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: We'll have protest marches!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Sounds good! Let's go get some people together and PROTEST!!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: (With Sign) Hey, Cindy, do you like my sign? (Sign Says "Save Our Beagle!")

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: It sounds like you are trying to save a dog.

[Krisalicious]

LOL hey did u all know this same thing happened in an ep of Fours A Couple?!?! haha

Mr. Furley: No!!! They can't tear down the beagle!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Come join the protest, Mr Furley!

[Sean Snow]

Yeah, I took an event from a FAC episode.

At the Rally

Chrissy: Hey, everyone! Jim just said, due to overwelming demand, the Beagle will be kept open!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: This Is wonderful! It is staying open!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Come on everyone! To the Beagle! Jim is having a celebration! Free Beagle Burgers!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: And I'll get everybody A drink!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: I'll have a Cola! You know what, Cola reminds me of my dog. My dog ran away when I was 9. My mom then got me a nice plaid dress, but since plaid isn't my cololr, we had to exchange it but it didn't fit.

Jim: What does that have to do with Cola?

Chrissy: You know, I forgot!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Hey jim why were they closing this place anyways?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Well, they WERE going to tear it down. He said that the Beagle Owner wants to build a parking lot!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: A parking lot?!?!? I wouldn't want that!

THIS IS MY 100th POST!!!! YAY

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Hey, who wants to go with me to Aunt Becky's farm?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: I would love to go. I like going to farms

[Sean Snow]

~~~~Aunt Becky's Farm~~~~~~~

Chrissy: Help! A wild boar is cahsing me!

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Oh No!! Chrissy, let me help you!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: HElp, he's eating my pigtails! He's a cannible! (Snort)

[FOLrocks1]

CIndy starts hitting the bore with a big stick! It finally let's go of chrissy

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Thanks! Can I ride the horsey?

[FOLrocks1]

CINDY: I want to ride the horse too!!!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Hey, guys! I wanna milk the cow!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy on Horse

Chrissy: YAhooo!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: hi everyone!....can i feed the chickens???

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Sure you can! But be carful!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: why...do they peck?

[FOLrocks1]

Cindy: Boy do they ever! One time they almost bit my finger completely off

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: They sure do! Aunt Candy has 6 little dots all over her arm because of them!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: ouch!!!!....well maybe I'll feed the sheep instead...is there anything wrong with them???

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Yep! They charge at you!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: -sigh- well maybe I'll just go over there and sit under that apple tree.... (sits under the tree and apples fall on her head) ouch!!!! arghhhhh Im going inside!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Be careful! We have a very mean dog in the house!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: (comes running outside) ahhh why didnt you tell me earlier!!! my leg almost got bit off!!!!..is there anything on this farm where i cant get hurt or killed?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: You can play with our crocidile!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: ummmm no thanks...maybe I'll just watch you

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: This sure is a bucking bronco!

Chrissy falls off and starts crying

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: ohhhhhh chrissy are you ok???

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: My dress is covered in mud. This is the first time Snowy has made me fall! He doesn't like me anymore!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: oh of course he likes you!!! Maybe hes sick??

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Nah. Do you want to meet my cousins and sisters (I'll be them)?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: sure!!! how many are there?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: A lot. Here are my cousins: Cindy, Blizzard, Easter, Eve, Nick, May, April, and June!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: ummmwow i like their names!

[Sean Snow]

Eve: Hello!

Blizzard: How are you?

April: You are pretty

Nick: Will you marry me?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: huh???

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: wow you snows sure do go fast huh...first hello then will you marry me?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Are you making fun of my family? (Starts crying)

Nick: Well, will you?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: no chrissy!!! im not!!! ummmm nick can we talk about this later??? i have to calm chrissy right now

[Sean Snow]

June: OMG< Chrissy's hyperventalating!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: CHRISSY?? chrissy are you ok???i didnt mean anything!!! it was just a joke!!! what can i do to make you forgive me!?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Get me a $200 giraffe!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: what??? a giraffe??....well if it makes you happy...that was the money for the rent......but ok fine...i'll go get you a giraffe..

[This message has been edited by nck@nitegurl (edited 07-08-2001).]

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Yahoo!

She starts skipping around the room.

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet; here is youre giraffe chrissy....i hope you forgive me because now I'm broke

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Take it back. I don't want to make you broke!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: But you can always get one for me for, let's say, $10? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Hey look what I got Chrissy!!! Its a new teddy bear! I remember Jack's navy buddy knocked the stuffing out of your old one!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Oh, Mr. Furley! You're so sweet! (Gives him a hug) I have the bestest friends a Snow could have!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Your welcome Chrissy! And it was very *cheap*. I dont mean "its gonna break as soon as you touch it cheap" i mean "inexpensive" cheap i mean i mean....oh never mind! What happened to that navy guy anyway?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Well, I was so mad, that I went on the street, went to his apartment, and knocked the stuffing out of him! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Wow Chrissy! You're strong! And whatever happened to your secret admirer, ummm i think his name was *Gizmo* lol.

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Well, he admired me for a LONG time! He even moved to Fresno when I was there taking care of my mother!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: AHHH HELP EVERYONE! My brother Bart is in town!!!! Inhale exhale inhale exhale!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Stay calm, RF!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Hide me Chrissy! My brother looks really mad!!!!!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Hide in the hay in the barn!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: no Rf!!! thats where the killer chickens are!!!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Oh no!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Mr. Furley, are you okay?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Mr. Furley! Wake up! (Starts Crying) I killed my landlord!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Don't worry Chrissy! I'm still alive!

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: Did the chickens hurt you?

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Yup!!!! They attacked me but then i cooked them! Want some fried chicken?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: MR. FURLEY!

Chrissy starts crying

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Whats wrong Chrissy? Don't you like fried chicken?

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: That was my pet Squaky!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Oops....

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy cries some more

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Sorry Chrissy!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: This was his little wing...

[Sean Snow]

Chrissy: And this was his little leg....and it looks so good! (She Starts Eating)