A New Role Play

[Sean Snow]

Come on, everyone, join! I am going to be Larry Dallas.

Here is the cast list as of 12/14/02 (by number of posts):

SEAN SNOW . . .
Larry Dallas
Lana Shields
Helen Roper
Reverand Luther Snow

SHANE WEST'S ANGEL . . .
Jack Tripper
Ralph Furley

DR. FRASIER CRANE . . .
Stanley Roper
Jill Wood

HEATHER HARNETT . . .
Janet Wood

BUBBLELUVGRL026 . . .
Cindy Snow
Donna Jones

JT . . .
Felipe Gomez
Dr. Stedman
Cherokee

BRANDON . . .
Chrissy Snow*
Terri Alden*
Rocky Knight

and
JOYCE DEWITT'S#1 FAN
Julie Sanders

Want to join? Well, just post! The openings left are:

~ Dean Travers
~ Frank Angelino
~ Jim the Bartender
~ Mike the Bartender

or you can post to be a character that you have made up.

*Note: If you are Blonde Hoochie Mama/nurseterri, you do have the right to be Terri if you want to rejoin. If you are suzannesomers, you have the right to come back as Chrissy Snow. We recast these "roles" due to the fact that the members have been absent for a long period of time.

[callmetootie]

I'll be Cindy.

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Andrew Carden

[suzannesomers]

I'm Chrissy Snow!!!!!!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[suzannesomers]

________ As Jack Tripper
________ As Janet Wood
suzannesomers As Chrissy Snow
callmetootie As Cindy Snow
nurseterri(my sister!) As Terri Alden
Sean Snow As Larry Dallas
_________ As Helen Roper
_________ As Stanley Roper
_________ As Ralph Furley

[This message has been edited by suzannesomers (edited 06-12-2001).]

[nurseterri]

I'm terri!

[Sean Snow]

Okay. Let's Start in the Reagle Beagle.

Larry: Girls I'll Buy you a drink. Jim, give me three drinks for Chrissy, Cindy, and Terri.
Jim gives everyone a drink.
Larry (Con't): That will be $1.00 each. Just Kidding!


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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Oh Larry, I get soooo crazy when I have beer. I go on the wild side. Yipee!

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

Larry: Get five more drinks for Cindy, Jim!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Krisalicious]

Can I be Mr. Furley?!?

[Sean Snow]

Sure!

Larry: Hi, Mr. Furley! How are the other tenants?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Hi Larry! The other tenants are fine. Especially Lana!!! I went up to fix her sink today but i couldn't concentrate...all i could think about was HER!

[Sean Snow]

Larry: Well, that's understandable!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif


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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Heather Hartnett]

can i be Janet???

[Sean Snow]

Sure!

Larry: Hey Janet! How's it been doing in 201?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: its ok..kind of boring though...Mr Furley keeps on popping in uninvited though! I think hes lonely.

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry~~~~~
"Janet, hush! Furley's right there!"

[Krisalicious]

(Mr. Furley sees Janet) Mr. Furley: Ohhhhh hello.....Janet.....(talking about the rent)Is there something you...need to give me...or...that you're late with?

[Heather Hartnett]

ummmm yea well you see..our rent is ummm...i ummmmm....oh i have to go..over there now......ummmmm goodbye larry..mr furley....(walks away)

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Don't worry, I'll sell my inflatable boat if you need the rent.

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'll help too since I owe money to Jack. Here's $10.00.

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Heather Hartnett]

gee thanks guys!!! whew...is Mr furley gone yet?

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~
Oh, and Jack said I can take his place as roomate for a while. Let's go to the apartment!
~~~~~~~~~~Post 500~~~~~~~~~~

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:hmmmm i wonder when jack is coming back???? (hahaha) did he say anything to you Larry?

[Krisalicious]

(Mr. Furley is sitting on the couch waiting for everyone) Mr. Furley: Why hello Larry, Janet, Cindy. Why you don't think i've forgotten about the RENT do u? If you don't pay up,as they say in baseball, one two three you're OUTTA HERE!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: isnt it STRIKE one STRIKE two STRIKE three??? o well i have some of the rent....can i give the rest of it to you someother time???

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~
I got a raise at the used car lot. Here's my share of the rent, since the girls already payed there part. I can't beleive how far back Jack is in his debts.
Jack went to visit his Aunt Jenny in Maine.

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Oh of course you can pay my rent later Janet.....ARE YOU KIDDING? OF COURSE U CANT!!! just think of it this way...NOW..or...OUT!!!!by the way, where are all you're roommates Janet??

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:thanks larry...Hey where did cindy go???

[Sean Snow]

Larry: Mr. Furley, I just paid the rest of the rent! So leave Janet alone about the rent! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

[Sean Snow]

Proboly went to see her father again.

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: ok then mr furley. -sigh- i was saving up to buy you a nice present but i guess this is more important. heres the money.......

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Oh...well..thanks Larry. But remember Janet, if it wasnt for Larry, you'd be in trouble! Tenants these days!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Wow BOTH Larry and Janet paid!! Double rent!!! I'm rich I'm rich!!!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~
I know how you feel. All the buyers at the used car lot always complain about little things like the car's not running.

[Heather Hartnett]

ok mr furley....i cant wait untill jack comes back!!! He usually pays 50 percent of the rent!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~
He only pays 33%! And you don't like me as your roomate. I'm so hurt.

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: oh no larry! i just meant that its weird without him here! I love having you here!!! Im sorry! Well i have to go to the flower shop now...i may come home late bye

[nurseterri]

Terri-Here is my share of the rent Mr.Furley and take an apple since I always say an apple a day keeps Nurse Alden Away!=)

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey Terri or Mr. Furley, do you want to play scrabble?

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hey Terri or Mr. Furley, do you want to play scrabble?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: here's my share of the rent! by the way how much of the rent money do we have?

[nurseterri]

Terri-Sure I like the game scrabble its so fun! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: I wanna play scrabble too!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~
Well we owed two months' rent and now we have paid for it!

Okay then, we'll do scrabble! I'll put the word, zigzig.

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~
To Chrissy: Sure you can play!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Hey thanks for the rent. Ok kids I'll play scrabble too. Hey Larry, you can't put zigzag! In scrabble, theres only one "Z" tile. that is, unless you have the blank one....

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Okay, I'll put music!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[nurseterri]

terri-connects the letters ong to the s in music to make song:
M
U
SONG
I
C

[This message has been edited by nurseterri (edited 06-12-2001).]

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: hi everyone im back!!!! can i play scrabble too??

[Krisalicious]

Mr Furley puts the R and E before the N in song and puts a T after the N to make RENT!! lol

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~
Look there's a cat!

(The cat lands on the scrabble board and rips it to shreds.)

[Krisalicious]

So far the scrabble game looks like this.
M R
U E
SONG
I T
C

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifhhh i love kittys!!! hello i think ill call you mr. kitty!!!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Hey, hey how did that cat get in here??? No pets in the building! Mr. Roper once told me Janet that you, Jack, and Chrissy once had a dog here...that wouldn't be true would it?

[nurseterri]

terri-connects the letters oper to the letter r in rent to make roper:
M ROPER
U E
SONG
I T
C

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:ummm no not true at all!!! right chrissy? -cough-

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
Terri, the board is unusable!


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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[nurseterri]

So whos going next at Scrabble???

[This message has been edited by nurseterri (edited 06-12-2001).]

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't you see that the board is ripped to shreds. What has Jack done to these girls...

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: puts an s after song!
M R O P E R
U E
S O N G S
I T
C



[This message has been edited by suzannesomers (edited 06-12-2001).]

[nurseterri]

Terri-He ripped our hard working board????

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: that's ok Terri & Larry we'll find something else to do! (snort,snort,snort) it's just a scrabble game! (snort,snort)

[Heather Hartnett]

hi guys im back!!!oh my gosh...what happened to the scrabble board!!!!???

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Janet the scrabble board got ripped!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't despair! We'll figure something out! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~
Why don't we all cuddle. I'll get the blanket! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Heather Hartnett]

janet http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifh no!!! well what are we going to do now??

[Sean Snow]

Doesn't anyone listen to me? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: ummm no thanks!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Larry!!! That's disgusting! I don't wanna cuddle with you! I'm a man! Oh no...what if you're becoming what Jack is? A....tippytoes!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~
I was talking to the girls!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:MR FURLEY! THATS NOT NICE!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: maybe we should make some money and buy a new scrabble game it couldn't be more than $25.00! (snorts)

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:yea thats a good idea chrissy!!!! except were all broke from paying the rent!!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: lets think of ways we can make money! (thinking) how about we sell the old scrabble game for people who don't have a scrabble game at all who can't afford one, for half the price, so maybe then we'll have half the price of a new scrabble game!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~~~
then let's go to The Reagle Beagle!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:chrissy honey i hate to tell you but the board we have now is ripped to shreds....no one would want it!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Oh sorry Larry I can't go with you kids. I mean...a macho man like me would want to...but i need to fix <3<3LANA'S broken window. Lana, here comes Ralphie-poo!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifk bye mr furley!!! hmmm should we go now??

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: bye mr. furley, Larry we can go to the reagle beagle in a little, but you can help us think of ways to make money! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Yeah let's go!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
Why don't you two enter the Reagle Beagle Beauty Contest?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: have you thought of a way to make money Larry?

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
Doesn't anyone listen to me? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:yeah the beauty contest!!!! Do you want to chrissy??

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~
Too bad there isn't anyone pretty enough. Just kidding! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet : fine larry!! why dont you enter it???

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: yeah Larry enter it!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~
Can't you girls take a joke? Besides, it's only for women!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: cool that means all a three of us are qualified! (snort, snort)

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: yeah so why dont you enter? (just kidding)

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:hahahaha good one chrissy!!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~
Chrissy hav eyou been in Furley's medicine cabinent again?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: no why?

[This message has been edited by suzannesomers (edited 06-12-2001).]

[callmetootie]

Cindy: I went into his cabinet...and found some scary stuff. One of the things was called Macho Medicine.

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Andrew Carden

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: (looking sad and depressed) Hi kids! I'm so upset! When I went to Lana's apartment to fix her broken window, she wasn't home! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif I was looking forward to seeing my precious Lana!! I think a drink may calm me down.

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:yeah why larry??

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:why not have some macho medicine mr furley!! hahahahaha

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: I already had one bottle of the Macho Medicine and im still so depressed about not seeing my beauty Lana!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mr. Furley, I heard Lana's in the beauty contest...in a bathing suit! Let's go down to the Reagle Beagle now!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:yea!!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Did you say BATHING SUIT larry???? Oh wow i'm so happy, I could kiss you no wait actually I'm not THAT happy. But oh wow hey let's go!!!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Did you say BATHING SUIT larry???? Oh wow i'm so happy, I could kiss you no wait actually I'm not THAT happy. But oh wow hey let's go!!!

[Sean Snow]

Everyone is now in the Reagle Beagle

~~~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~~~
Look at those girls. Huba, huba!

(Larry goes up to one of the girls)

Larry: Hey good looking, what's cooking.

(The women hits her)

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: yeah!

[callmetootie]

Cindy: I have a bathing suit that's very nice, but I seemed to have gotten the wrong size. I got a 42, and I need a 68.

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Andrew Carden

[This message has been edited by callmetootie (edited 06-12-2001).]

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: hahahaha larry!! Chrissy do you think we should enter?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: yeah Janet I think we should enter! but we can't be dissapointed if we loose!

[Sean Snow]

Larry: Come on, girls! I know you'll win. Chrissy, all the men are looking at you. And I'll tell you a secret. Do you know why Linda disappeared after the last Cindy episode? Because I stole her! And we're are still girl and boy friend!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gifk well that wont happen...we'll win!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Larry do you still have Linda, and Janet are you going to enter? I am!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~
Here, I brought your bathing suits. You'll proboly win first, Chrissy, and Janet, you'll win second. (Or vise versa)

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Hey guys, if you'd like I can bring a goat from my Aunt Becky's farm, and he can bring a bathing suit!!!

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Andrew Carden

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: yes i am chrissy!! I'm nervous!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: yeah Janet we'll win! what will we wair to win though, I think we better go shopping, but now were going have to think of how to make money again because we don't have any money to buy new outfits! I have an idea though, since you know how to sew how about we look if we have any material for you to sew costumes because I don't think the contest is until tomorrow!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:great idea chrissy!!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: a goat cindy???!!! ummm well i dont think that would work......

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Janet do you want to get started right away! I can't sew though you know how my sewing turns out!

[This message has been edited by suzannesomers (edited 06-12-2001).]

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/redface.gif ok

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Janet, what type of costume are you going to make?

[Krisalicious]

Mr Furley: Well, good luck Janet and Chrissy, but, you are not going to win I'm sorry. LANA is going to win! I mean...with that gorgeous face how could Lana not win??

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: hmmmmm i dont know yet...what about you?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: well anyway, thanx for the good luck Mr. Furly!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: hahaha yeah thatks mr furley

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: let's make something really outrageouse! like pants, then a dress on top of the pants!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet ummmm ok well you can do that I'll do something a little different...

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: ok guys Im going to go work on my costumes! Ill see you tommorow at the contest!!!! what time is it again???

[Krisalicious]

I can't wait til the beauty contest!! Go LANA!!! and also chrissy and janet too!

[Sean Snow]

The next day..
~~~~Larry~~~~~
Come on girls, we've got to get to the Reagle beagle!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~
Girls, don't be mad, but I enrolled Linda in the contest!

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Krisalicious]

Oh well ok i guess thats fine Larry but still Linda won't win because she's up against LANA!!!!! good luck to linda anyway!

[Sean Snow]

Notice: I'd like to thank everyone who has posted. You made this the most popular TC topic!!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~~
Guess what? I'm one of the judges. Here is how they voted when I peeked:
1st: Chrissy
2nd: Janet
3rd: Linda
4th: Lana

Linda...how I long for thee...

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-13-2001).]

[suzannesomers]

Notice:welcome Sean Snow!

Chrissy: yeah we better be getting to the reagle beagle! I'm just gonna wear the swim suit larry got me!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
Chrissy, in that thing you'll win!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: yay! how much money are they giving to the winner? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Sean Snow]

$500.00! We can pay one month's rent and 2/3 of the next.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: but, what about the scrabble game?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: and maybe we can get some more new games too! instead of always playing the same game, Scrabble!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~`
We can buy a new srabble game with the money.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: yay! by the way where did Janet go?

[Sean Snow]

Larry: She's getting some quick beauty sleep.

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: ok! since I won $500.00 I think I'll go buy the new scrabble game!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~
And Janet got $400
And Linda got $300
And Lana got $200

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Well guys, I'm going to go to the tanning salon, because my butt is looking kind of dull today. My shower told me.

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Andrew Carden

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: well, in that case we can pay the rent money for the next couple of months! if Linda and Lana will help out! I know Janet will since she lives here (snort, snort) can't wait till Janet wakes up!

[Krisalicious]

Mr Furley: 1000 cheers for Lana! And also cheers each for Chrissy, Janet, and Linda!! Go everybody!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: thanx mr. furley! and bye till you get back Cindy!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~
I'm sorry, but the Scrabble Packagers Union has gone on strike.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: oh no! now we did all that work for nothing!

[Krisalicious]

If I can just take a break from bein Mr. Furley for a second.....hey Sean Snow did u realize that our Role Play is already 10 pages and thats only in A DAY!!?!?!?! The last role play was 8 pages but that was for a lot of days!!! This is kool!!

[Sean Snow]

Now it's 11 pages!

[suzannesomers]

yeah I know we sure did a lot of posting in 1 day!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: maybe we should go buy monopoly!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: how come I feel like I'm the only one in the apartment right now?

[callmetootie]

Cindy: I'm in the bathroom, so you're not alone.

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Andrew Carden

[Krisalicious]

Mr Furley: Hello Cindy and Chrissy!!! I just wanted to pop in and say hello. I think I'm finally over my problem about Lana not being home earlier today!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: that's wonderfull mr. furley! and hey Cindy!

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Hi Lana, how ya doing?

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
I'm back! Chrissy, I got a scrabble game. The strikes over!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
Oh, Cindy, do you have any goat legs left over? I haven't had homecooked goat since Aunt Mae died. My Aunt Mae, not Jack's.

[callmetootie]

Cindy: I have some goat butt cheeks.

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry~~~~~~~~~
Ewwwwwwwwwww, Cindy! I'm in gagony!

[Sean Snow]

Originally posted by suzannesomers (Chrissy Snow):
Chrissy: Larry do you still have Linda.

Yep! We've been together, on and off, for four years.

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~
I feel alone. Where are Chrissy, Cindy, Janet, and Mr. Furley.

Got some bad news....The Ropers have been taken prisioner in a Abasecian-Tulip Terroist Camp!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
I'm going NUTS. It's so scary. Everyone's..... gone!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Larry I'm here!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: hey guys! whew im so happy i got second place!!! 400 dollars!@ i cant believe it!! oh and congratulations chrissy!!!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet:is anyone home?

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Help me! My big toe is stuck in the faucet!!!

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Andrew Carden

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: oh no cindy how did that happen??

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: thanx for the congrats Janet! Congratulations to you alos 2nd place is great! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif and Cindy how did that happen?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: thanks chrissy. is cindy here? i haven't seen her in a while!

[Krisalicious]

Lana lost the beauty contest!!!!!!! She must feel so miserable!! I have to go comfort her! Don't worry Lana! It's "Ralph the Relaxer" to the rescue!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: oh boy. There goes "Ralph the relaxer" to comfort his damsel in distress!

[Krisalicious]

If i could just time out from being Mr. Furley again- could someone on this board, ANYBODY- please be Jack? I don't know if you guys will agree with me, but i think this is a little weird talkin about Three's Company with no Jack. If absolutely no one on this whole board wants to be Jack, then I will be him too.

[Heather Hartnett]

yea i know its so weird without him! i mean there would be no show without him!! someeone has to be him

[Krisalicious]

Well.....does ANYONE on this whole board want to be Jack???? Please respond if you do.

[Sean Snow]

I'll be Jack and Larry

[Sean Snow]

~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~
Cindy, I called the fire department and they said that you may loose your toe!

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Help me please! I don't want my toesy to be detached. Wahhhhhh!!!

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

~~~~Jack Tripper~~~~~~~~~~
Girls, I'm home! But I have something to tell you, <hic> I <hic> have a <hic> drinking prob<hic>lem.

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Why hello Jack!!! Where have you been?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Larry I think you might have to go to the doctor because you have a drinking problem! or a shrink!!!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: oh yeah and hi Jack!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~
I don't have a drinking problem! That was Jack!

~~~~~Jack Tripper~~~~~~
I have an announcement. I am going to live at the YMCA. Mr. Furley, I was in Maine, visiting my 5th cousin, once removed.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: ok bye Jack

[Sean Snow]

~~~Jack Tripper~~~~
Chrissy, are you gonna send me out, just like that?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[nurseterri]

Terri-Hey guys I'm sorry I havent posted in a while my patient needed me badely he had a heartattack and died I really fell bad about it!=( by the way bye jack!Come visit us anytime you like!=) I wish you could stay come here and visit us please and cook a meal for us ounce in a while since you cook really good!=) (kisses jack on cheek) bye

[This message has been edited by nurseterri (edited 06-14-2001).]

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~
Jack has decided to buy my apartment! So can I live with you gals?

[nurseterri]

sure, you can live with us but the rules stay the same as when jack lived with us!=)

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: sure you can live with us Larry but remember you still have to pay part of the rent each month!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
Okay, Terri and Chrissy! Thanks!

Hey, do you know where Janet and Mr. Furley are?

[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-14-2001).]

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: no I don't know where they are!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~
I'm going to tell that Furley to fix the doorbell.

Good News: The Ropers have been released from the terroist camp!

[nurseterri]

Terri-While you ask Mr.Furley to fix your doorbell will you ask him to fix my curtains in my room because I was getting ready to wash them because it was dirty and it tore apart!=(

[nurseterri]

Terri-Can we have another Beauty Pagent??? I want to enter in it if we will have another one since I was helping my Patient in the first Beauty Pagent you did!if we can do another one here are some judges we can use:
Jack (mabey)
Larry
Mr.Furley
Bartender
hmmmmm what other men are their???

[This message has been edited by nurseterri (edited 06-14-2001).]

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~
I told him that too, and he is fixing it while we are speaking.
Jack is holding a Beauty Pagent at Jack's Bistro! We better head there right now.

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
To Cindy: Here, I'll pull. <Plop> Your toe's out!

[nurseterri]

Terri-(Terri walks to Jacks bistro) hey jack are you helping out at the beauty pagent???

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
Hi Terri. Yeah, me and Larry are two of the judges.

[nurseterri]

Terri-What do you want me to wear???

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry and Jack~~~~~~
It really doesn't matter.

[nurseterri]

Terri-ok,Im going to wear a 2 peice Bathing suit!=)I hope I win who else is entering if no one else enters then I will win $500.00 ahhhhh! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Sean Snow]

Lana entered

[nurseterri]

Terri-Lana I wish you good luck! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Hey guys, I'm coming! [bumps her knee on the table]. Oh mother fu!*ker!

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry and Jack~~~~~~~~~~
After reviewing the contestents, these are the positions......

Terri Alden- $500
Lana Sheilds- $100

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~
Cindy, you shouldn't use bad language!

[nurseterri]

Terri-Yay I am at $500.00

[callmetootie]

Originally posted by Sean Snow:
~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~~~
Cindy, you shouldn't use bad language!
Cindy: Oh eat a goat leg Larry, my knee is killing me. [She gets her head stuck in the freezer]. I'm going to murder and hang the remains of my roommates!!!


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Andrew Carden

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: I'm entering the contest! I'll wear a two piece bathing suit just like Terri is! it's going to be black!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: Hi everyone...chrissy isnt the contest over..? o well i thought it was Oh congratulations everyone!! cindy are you really going to murder us???? oh and im so happy youre here to stay larry!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Janet I don't think that the contest is over, because their makeing another contest in Jacks Bistro!

[Heather Hartnett]

oh ok

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Janet are you going to enter the contest again? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif and we need to find a safe place to put all the money that we won from the last contest!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: yea I am going to enter. hahahahaha where can where can we put all of our money?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: I don't know! lol we usually don't have this much money to put away!

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: haha i know! what are you wearing? Im going to wear a purple bathing suit.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: I'm wearing a two piece black bathing suit! Terri said she was entering the contest too (with a two piece bathing suit) I can't wait until the contest starts! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Heather Hartnett]

janet:i have to go get ready now! ill see you later bye!!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: bye Janet see you later!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Janet we have another problem since Jack is gone who is going to do the cooking? because me and you can't cook! and I don't think that Larry can cook! and I dought Terri can cook!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: There is another contest?!?!?! Will Lana be in this one too???

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: There is another contest!?!? Will Lana be in this one too?

[nurseterri]

Terri-Well..... chrissy and Janet mabey we can eat out till the rest of the money you won gets spended! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[Sean Snow]

~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~
Mr. Furley, Lana is in this one too. And Jack said he'll still cook for us in his spare time. Cindy, are you going to really kill us?

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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Oh goodie!!! She will be in it again!!! And in this one, I hope she won't lose!! I can't stand to see her depressed TWICE!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: hi everyone!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Why hello Chrissy! What's up?

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: nothing much! how about you? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[stanleyroper]

stanleyroper is Stanley Roper!!!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: hey Mr. Roper!

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Hello my fellow landlord!!! How are things with the Mrs?

[Heather Hartnett]

Janet: im so excited about the contest!!!! im wearing a purple 2piece bathing suit!!! hey mr roper! we havent seen you in a long time!!!

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Ok guys, get in a line, and I'll hang you one by one. This will be so much fun! First I have to go get my cowboy hat, and my inflatable boat!

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~
Hi, Mr. Roper. Cindy, I called the cops on you! He, he, he.

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: what are to cops going to do to Cindy??? because she hasn't done anything yet we don't have an proof!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~Larry Dallas~~~
Elementary, my dear Chrissy. She has conspriacy to commit murder. There are nooses hanging from the wall, how much proof do you need.

Cindy enters room. Jack comes in and knocks her out.

~~~~~~~Jack Tripper~~~~~~
I'm so sorry Cindy!

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~
Thanks Jack you saved our lives!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~
Oh NO! Cindy got everyone!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: Cindy didn't get me!

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~
But where are Terri, Mr. Roper, and Mr. Furley

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Fuley: I'm right here Larry. Did you need something?

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: I'm right here Larry. Did you need something?

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~~
Mr. Furley, Cindy is trying to kill Terri, Janet, Chrissy, and me!

[suzannesomers]

Chrissy: yeah she is, help mr furley! I can't believe Cindy is trying to kill her own cousin!

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Ok, you're first Lana. Put your neck into the rope hole.

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Andrew Carden

[Krisalicious]

Mr. Furley: Cindy!!! Are you crazy????

[callmetootie]

Cindy: Why??? Do you want to go first???

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Andrew Carden

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~
I got it Chrissy~ Remember she hit you over the head with an iron in the 5th season? She doesn't want you to squeal!
And Cindy, Jack just knocked you out! He, he,he.

Door is opened.

~~~~Police Man~~~~
Who is trying to kill you?

I point toward Cindy.

~~~Police Man~~~~
You're coming with me.

Police Man handcuffes Cindy

[Sean Snow]

~~~~~Larry Dallas~~~~~~
Now, Cindy, what do you have to say for what you almost did?!