Tabloid Headlines That I Wouldn't Be Surprised To See

[Janice Johnson]

I wouldn't be surprised to see these Tabloid Headlines......

"Barack Obama is having sex with Michelle's sister!"
"Michelle Williams Hired A Seanist to talk to Heath!
"Lindsay Lohan and Samantha adopt baby!"
:crazy:

[Dr. Thong]

"Bill Clinton counsels President Obama on failing marriage."

[Mikado]

Aliens install Elvis into Secretary position at UN

Paris Hilton carrying Obama's baby

Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise caught in NY love nest! :lol:

Larry King marries 32nd wife; Malia Obama

George Bush jr on skid row, sells pencils to pay bills

[Janice Johnson]

Condeleeza Rice and George W. Bush are secretly in love with each other!

Oprah pregnant with Stedman's baby!

Marie Osmond gains 50 pounds, cheats on "jenny"diet~!

Tom Cruise Thinks Nazi Teddy Bears Are A Great Gift Idea!(oh wait).....
;)

[Pus$y Galore]

More like Stedman's pregnant with Oprah's baby! ;)

[MonarC]

This just in Angelina Jolie is an alien from outer space. :lol:
http://www.angelina_jolie_nude231.republika.pl/angelina-jolie-007.jpg

[Mikado]

Condeleeza Rice and George W. Bush are secretly in love with each other!That's no secret :lol:

[MonarC]

^^^^ :lol:

[Janice]

O.J. Simpson commits suicide by stabbing himself to death in the back. Cops mystified.

[dawsongirl]

Cops mystified.
Yet thrilled.

[browneyes106]

Aliens install Elvis into Secretary position at UN

Paris Hilton carrying Obama's baby

Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise caught in NY love nest! :lol:

Larry King marries 32nd wife; Malia Obama

George Bush jr on skid row, sells pencils to pay bills

lol Malia Obama

[Dr. Thong]

O.J. Simpson commits suicide by stabbing himself to death in the back. Cops mystified.

After the autopsy, however, O.J. is acquitted.

[Mikado]

^^^ :lol: ^^^ Both for Janice's post and Thong's answer

[JamesG]

Rod Blagoyevich Gets Reality Show

[Mikado]

SCIENTIFIC MIRACLE REVEALED....DANNY DEVITO NOW 6 FOOT 5 INCHES TALL AFTER DIET OF PIG'S FEET AND CABBAGE

Exclusive to the Enquirer: The Roger Clemens steroid cook book

Henry Kissenger reveals: "I carried Richard Nixon's love child in 1972"

John Ritter's head being kept alive, in a pickle jar, in Bulgaria

[Dr. Thong]

Rod Blagoyevich Gets Reality Show

As soon as a Blago gets a hold on reality, that may happen.

[Janice Johnson]

"Tom Cruise Backs Away From Scientology After Travolta Death!"

[USATVFAN]

The Secret of Kelly Ripa Sexual Affair with Producer Micheal Gelman as Co-host Regis had known about the affair for 4 Year, and Both Ripa and Gelman have payed Philbin 800 Dollars a Month to keep him quite.

Candice Bergan Banned from The White House for the 50th Time.

[Mikado]

Jessie Jackson joins the Republican party after split with Obama

California Governor Arnold Changes last name to Smith

Buddy Holly found alive on Titanic

New York Yankees to move to Alaska , and take the name Barrow Glaciers

[MonarC]

Buddy Holly found alive on Titanic

:lol:

[catlover79]

Rug Burn: Inside the Hairdos of Rod Blagoyevich & James Trafficant