The ONE Reason Why Males Are Superior To Women...!!!

[JamesG]

CAUSE WE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM STANDING UP!!!

- Only gross males who bond with one another may respond.

[Chocoholic]

Eh, I'm female and I've done that.

[catlover79]

I think you forgot being able to go around topless in public. :lol:

[JamesG]

I think you forgot being able to go around topless in public. :lol:

Na, the world shouldn't have to see our gross bodies.

Actually, in some places women can go around topless. Just have to check the laws of your area. Lot of folks don't know what's actually on the books.

[Hollow]

http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/comics/20020221.gif

[catlover79]

^ Sarah, where do you find all these pictures? :rofl:

[TJL]

Men - two belts; one brown, one black.

Women - two belts for every outfit. Neither of them look right.

;)

[Fleet]

I think you forgot being able to go around topless in public. :lol:
Women can do that, too. I wouldn't complain :D

[Mikado]

Eh, I'm female and I've done that.
You GO girl :lol:

[LuLu Rogers]

Eh, I'm female and I've done that.

:lol: I did it once when I was young, just to prove that I could ;) :lol:

[Hollow]

^ Sarah, where do you find all these pictures? :rofl:
:lol: i had a friend send that one to me a while back.

[catlover79]

Women can do that, too. I wouldn't complain :D
Well, I meant without getting busted (no pun intended). :lol:

[catlover79]

:lol: i had a friend send that one to me a while back.
OK. :lol:

[dawsongirl]

Men - two belts; one brown, one black.

Women - two belts for every outfit. Neither of them look right.

;)
Very true.

My boyfriend has like 5 shirts. I have like 85 shirts, and that's just for the fall/winter seasons. :lol:

[Pus$y Galore]

Eh, I'm female and I've done that.


Sure....but let's face it - not nearly as neatly as our male counterparts. And if you're out camping, a LOT more area gets exposed to the elements....like mosquitoes! The men have it hands down....(no pun intended there....). ;)

[Pus$y Galore]

Well, I meant without getting busted (no pun intended). :lol:

Men would like Ontario, Canada....they passed a law a LONG time ago that women could go topless in public if they liked.



Unfortunately, it's usually the ones who shouldn't go without a bra, let alone a top that have taken the government up on their offer! ;)

[catlover79]

^ Doesn't it always turn out that way?? :rofl:

[Pus$y Galore]

^ Doesn't it always turn out that way?? :rofl:



Oh like you wouldn't believe! Both sexes! I lifeguarded for a couple of summers as a teen. Speedos for men (a la Mark Spitz) were the big style. You figure it out!! :eek:

[catlover79]

Oh like you wouldn't believe! Both sexes! I lifeguarded for a couple of summers as a teen. Speedos for men (a la Mark Spitz) were the big style. You figure it out!! :eek:
Sadly, I think I can visualize it pretty well! :eek:

[Pus$y Galore]

Sadly, I think I can visualize it pretty well! :eek:

I don't know what was worse - those guys or the old geezers with Mr. Twig and at least one of The Boys flopping out at some point.


O.k. - I just even grossed myself out with that one....

[catlover79]

^ Please tell me you didn't see Richard Simmons there!! :eek: :lol:

[Pus$y Galore]

^ Please tell me you didn't see Richard Simmons there!! :eek: :lol:

Luckily no, but plenty of his shorts!!

[catlover79]

:brent

[Zoneboy]

A few years ago my ex and I decided to compare notes:


Me:

1 wallet containing the following:

Cash, drivers license, credit cards, social security card, photos etc...

Her:

handbag/pocketbook that is changed often to match her outfits and filled with:

Make-up, lipstick, nail file, nail clippers, nail polish, eye shadow, checkbook, ink pen(s), drivers license, cash, credit cards, keys, hairbrush, mirror, photos, assorted coins, cell phone, social security card, coupons etc...

Shoes:

Me: 3 pairs

1. casual/dress
1. running
1. work


Her:

A pair to match every outfit including plus numerous pairs of flip-flops and other assorted sandals and casual footwear.



Going out for the evening:

Me:

I can take a shower, wash and dry my hair, shave, brush my teeth, get dressed and be ready to walk out the door in 30 minutes.

Her:

After 30 minutes she's still brushing her hair.