Sitcomwriter
06-28-2001, 07:15 PM
Guest Starring:Nick Tortelli,Frasier Crane,Niles Crane,Martin Crane,Eddie Crane,Blair Warner,Chandler Bing,Roz Doyal,Jiminy Glick,Adrian Vanvoorhees,Monica Geller,Rachel Green,Ross Geller,Joey Tribiani,Daphne Moon,Simon Moon,Phoebe Buffay,Mr.Roper,Mrs.Roper,Vicki Bradford,Gunther Perk and Jerry Seinfeld as Himself
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(The Gang is at Miss Wilsons New Years Party)
Terri:Great Party Miss Wilson I am upset that I'm missing tonights "Seinfeld" I love that Kramer guy
Jerry Seinfeld:Well Tonight I Jerry Seinfeld buy a pack of Gum
Terri:That was Jerry
Miss Wilson:Yeah He was invited
Simon:Hey pretty lady
Roz:Shes Married Simon
Simon:Damn
Roz:Hey Terri
Terri:Hows The Dr.Frasier Crane Show?
Frasier:Let me answer that
Terri:Dr.Crane
Frasier:Thats right and thats my dad Martin
Martin:Hey
Frasier:Thats my dog Eddie
Eddie:Bark
Frasier:Thats Niles and Daphne
Niles and Daphne:Hey
Frasier:Theres Nick Tortelli
Nick:Hey
Frasier:And you already met Simon Moon
Terri:Whos that
hunk?
Joey:Hi I'm Joey Tribiani
Terri:Hello Mr.Tribiani
Chandler:She has a ring on her finger so please leave her alone
Joey:Damn
(Janet is with Mr and Mrs.Roper)
Janet:What are you doing here?
Mr and Mrs.Roper:we were in the spinoff
(Adrian Vanvoorhees and Jiminy Glick are on the Stage)
Adrian:Am I the only one in need of a Glick Fix?
All:No cause We do!!!!
Adrian:Damn Straight and now heres Jiminy Glick
Jiminy:How is everybody oh look its Vicki Bradford
Vicki:I was also in the spinoff
Jiminy:Oh and look its the great Monica Geller and theres Ross Geller,Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay
Ross,Rachel,Monica and Phoebe:Hey
Jiminy:My Wife Dixie loves you and she doesn't even know you.Blair Warner is in the house
Blair:Hey everybody
Jiminy:Thank you and oh yeah its almost midnight
Miss Wilson:Ok in 10 seconds the ball will drop so........
All:10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hello 1990.(Singing) To all aquantins be forgot and all for all is lost and now I know that life is good in honor of Auld Lang Sign
Gunther:Tune in to find out what happens in Part two of "Portrait of a Spinoff".
[This message has been edited by Sitcomwriter (edited 06-28-2001).]
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(The Gang is at Miss Wilsons New Years Party)
Terri:Great Party Miss Wilson I am upset that I'm missing tonights "Seinfeld" I love that Kramer guy
Jerry Seinfeld:Well Tonight I Jerry Seinfeld buy a pack of Gum
Terri:That was Jerry
Miss Wilson:Yeah He was invited
Simon:Hey pretty lady
Roz:Shes Married Simon
Simon:Damn
Roz:Hey Terri
Terri:Hows The Dr.Frasier Crane Show?
Frasier:Let me answer that
Terri:Dr.Crane
Frasier:Thats right and thats my dad Martin
Martin:Hey
Frasier:Thats my dog Eddie
Eddie:Bark
Frasier:Thats Niles and Daphne
Niles and Daphne:Hey
Frasier:Theres Nick Tortelli
Nick:Hey
Frasier:And you already met Simon Moon
Terri:Whos that
hunk?
Joey:Hi I'm Joey Tribiani
Terri:Hello Mr.Tribiani
Chandler:She has a ring on her finger so please leave her alone
Joey:Damn
(Janet is with Mr and Mrs.Roper)
Janet:What are you doing here?
Mr and Mrs.Roper:we were in the spinoff
(Adrian Vanvoorhees and Jiminy Glick are on the Stage)
Adrian:Am I the only one in need of a Glick Fix?
All:No cause We do!!!!
Adrian:Damn Straight and now heres Jiminy Glick
Jiminy:How is everybody oh look its Vicki Bradford
Vicki:I was also in the spinoff
Jiminy:Oh and look its the great Monica Geller and theres Ross Geller,Rachel Green and Phoebe Buffay
Ross,Rachel,Monica and Phoebe:Hey
Jiminy:My Wife Dixie loves you and she doesn't even know you.Blair Warner is in the house
Blair:Hey everybody
Jiminy:Thank you and oh yeah its almost midnight
Miss Wilson:Ok in 10 seconds the ball will drop so........
All:10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, Hello 1990.(Singing) To all aquantins be forgot and all for all is lost and now I know that life is good in honor of Auld Lang Sign
Gunther:Tune in to find out what happens in Part two of "Portrait of a Spinoff".
[This message has been edited by Sitcomwriter (edited 06-28-2001).]