Krisalicious
06-28-2001, 06:38 PM
#41-Crime and Punishment
[Jack, Janet, Terri, Larry, and Blizzard are on the couch watching the afternoon news]
TV Announcer: In the latest news, A Dante Turkey tried to rob a bank, but was soon arrested.
Jack: Doesnt that guy ever stop???!?!?!?
Blizzard: I thought he changed! On the phone, he sounded so nice!
Janet: Well I guess some people never change.
Jack: Hey you guys, I'm going down to the Regal Beagle. Any of you wanna come?
Janet: Ooooo I can't Jack! I need to go run some errands.
Jack: Ohhhhh alright. Anyone else wanna go?
Terri: Oooo sorry Jack! Larry and I told Richie we would take him to the playground!
Larry: Yeah sorry buddy.
Jack: Ok. How about you Blizzard?
Blizzard: I can't. I need to mail some letters at the post office.
Jack: OK. I guess I'm on my own then! Bye everyone!
All: Bye
Scene: Outside the Regal Beagle
[Jack sees a man spray painting all over a wall by the Regal Beagle and trying to break it]
Jack: Hey u shouldn't do that you know! You could get busted big time!
Man: Whats it to you?
Jack: Do...I know you? Turn around. [man turns around] Ahhhh!! Da..Dan...Dant
Man: DANTE!!!!! Have you forgotten already?
Jack: You shouldn't do that!!! You can be charged for vandalism!
Dante: No I can't! They aren't smart enough to catch me!
Jack: Dante, just get out of here ok?
Dante: NO!!!!! [sirens sound]
Jack: Oh my god! Now you're busted!
Dante: No! [puts the spray paint cans in Jack's hand] YOU ARE! [runs away]
Jack: Hey!!!
Police: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!!
Jack: Lordy lordy lordy....
Commercial Break
Scene-Police Station
Police Officer: You're going behind bars mister! [puts Jack in jail]
Jack: but...but...[depressed] Great! Dante that creep!!! [Janet, Terri, and Larry enter]
Janet: Jack!!!!
Jack: Janet!!!! Where are Richie, Jennifer, and Blizzard? [kisses Janet from behind bars]
Larry: Blizzard is at the apartment watching them. What happened Jack????
Jack: This is all a big mistake!!!
Terri: Explain
Jack: OK well I saw Dante spray painting and destroying a wall down by the Regal Beagle. I warned him about the trouble he could get into. Then we heard the police sirens and Dante ran away and put the spray paint cans in my hand!
Larry: What a jerk!!!!
Janet: Oh Jack we'll just have to tell the police it was Dante's fault.
Jack: No we can't
Terri: Why?
Jack: Because there's no proof!!!!!
Janet: Oh your rite!!! Don't worry honey...don't worry
Later.....
[An old man named Tim Brown walks into the police station. Janet, Larry, and Terri are still there with Jack]
Tim: Hello officer. My name is Tim Brown.
Police Officer: What can I do for you?
Jack: I wonder what this guy did.
Tim: There!!! [points in the jail] There!!! There he is!!!!
Police Officer: Yup. Jack Tripper. Charged with vandalism.
Tim: No he's not!
Janet, Larry, Terri: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Jack: Oh my god this man might know something!!! Keep going!
Police Officer: What are you talking about?
Tim: I saw the whole thing. That Dante Turkey guy did all this! He put the spray paint cans in that guys hand and then he ran away!
Police Officer: How can you prove it!
Tim: I have pictures!!!!
Jack: [very happy]Yessssssss!! Did you hear that everyone he has pictures!
Janet, Larry, Terri: Yessss!!!
Police Officer: Oh my!!! Well well well! [unlocks the jail cell] Jack Tripper, you're free to go!
Jack: Thank you officer! And thank you Tim!!! How can i make this up to you?
Tim: Nothing nothing. Don't worry about it.
Police Officer: Now, all i have to do is catch that Turkey! [all laugh as the screen fades]
THE END
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[Jack, Janet, Terri, Larry, and Blizzard are on the couch watching the afternoon news]
TV Announcer: In the latest news, A Dante Turkey tried to rob a bank, but was soon arrested.
Jack: Doesnt that guy ever stop???!?!?!?
Blizzard: I thought he changed! On the phone, he sounded so nice!
Janet: Well I guess some people never change.
Jack: Hey you guys, I'm going down to the Regal Beagle. Any of you wanna come?
Janet: Ooooo I can't Jack! I need to go run some errands.
Jack: Ohhhhh alright. Anyone else wanna go?
Terri: Oooo sorry Jack! Larry and I told Richie we would take him to the playground!
Larry: Yeah sorry buddy.
Jack: Ok. How about you Blizzard?
Blizzard: I can't. I need to mail some letters at the post office.
Jack: OK. I guess I'm on my own then! Bye everyone!
All: Bye
Scene: Outside the Regal Beagle
[Jack sees a man spray painting all over a wall by the Regal Beagle and trying to break it]
Jack: Hey u shouldn't do that you know! You could get busted big time!
Man: Whats it to you?
Jack: Do...I know you? Turn around. [man turns around] Ahhhh!! Da..Dan...Dant
Man: DANTE!!!!! Have you forgotten already?
Jack: You shouldn't do that!!! You can be charged for vandalism!
Dante: No I can't! They aren't smart enough to catch me!
Jack: Dante, just get out of here ok?
Dante: NO!!!!! [sirens sound]
Jack: Oh my god! Now you're busted!
Dante: No! [puts the spray paint cans in Jack's hand] YOU ARE! [runs away]
Jack: Hey!!!
Police: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!!!!
Jack: Lordy lordy lordy....
Commercial Break
Scene-Police Station
Police Officer: You're going behind bars mister! [puts Jack in jail]
Jack: but...but...[depressed] Great! Dante that creep!!! [Janet, Terri, and Larry enter]
Janet: Jack!!!!
Jack: Janet!!!! Where are Richie, Jennifer, and Blizzard? [kisses Janet from behind bars]
Larry: Blizzard is at the apartment watching them. What happened Jack????
Jack: This is all a big mistake!!!
Terri: Explain
Jack: OK well I saw Dante spray painting and destroying a wall down by the Regal Beagle. I warned him about the trouble he could get into. Then we heard the police sirens and Dante ran away and put the spray paint cans in my hand!
Larry: What a jerk!!!!
Janet: Oh Jack we'll just have to tell the police it was Dante's fault.
Jack: No we can't
Terri: Why?
Jack: Because there's no proof!!!!!
Janet: Oh your rite!!! Don't worry honey...don't worry
Later.....
[An old man named Tim Brown walks into the police station. Janet, Larry, and Terri are still there with Jack]
Tim: Hello officer. My name is Tim Brown.
Police Officer: What can I do for you?
Jack: I wonder what this guy did.
Tim: There!!! [points in the jail] There!!! There he is!!!!
Police Officer: Yup. Jack Tripper. Charged with vandalism.
Tim: No he's not!
Janet, Larry, Terri: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Jack: Oh my god this man might know something!!! Keep going!
Police Officer: What are you talking about?
Tim: I saw the whole thing. That Dante Turkey guy did all this! He put the spray paint cans in that guys hand and then he ran away!
Police Officer: How can you prove it!
Tim: I have pictures!!!!
Jack: [very happy]Yessssssss!! Did you hear that everyone he has pictures!
Janet, Larry, Terri: Yessss!!!
Police Officer: Oh my!!! Well well well! [unlocks the jail cell] Jack Tripper, you're free to go!
Jack: Thank you officer! And thank you Tim!!! How can i make this up to you?
Tim: Nothing nothing. Don't worry about it.
Police Officer: Now, all i have to do is catch that Turkey! [all laugh as the screen fades]
THE END
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