Krisalicious
06-26-2001, 06:37 PM
Heres Part 2:
Scene-Grocery Store
[Like Chrissy, Carol has just been hit on the head with fruit]
Carol: Owwwww owwww that hurts!
Chrissy: Oh no!!! How about this time we go to MY apartment! THEN you will finally figure out that it is 1979!
Carol: No...its not!!! Its 1997! Owwww
Chrissy: Janet once told me about what u have right now! Its am...am...am...
Carol: Amnesia?
Chrissy: Thats it! We better go back to my apartment. Janet is pretty good with these things.
Carol: Well...ok
Scene-The Apartment
Janet: Jack, I'm worried! Wheres Chrissy?
Jack: I know!! If she doesn't come back we're in trouble!
Janet: I know! I wouldn't wanna lose her either!
Jack: No no its not that! She was supposed to pick me up some tomatoes for my spaghetti sauce I'm making for dinner!
Janet: Jack!!!! Will you forget that now?!?!?! Where's Chrissy?
Chrissy: [enters] And THIS, is my home!!!
Jack: CHRISSSYYYY!!! Where have you been? And who....is...that?? Ooooooo
Janet: Down boy
Chrissy: Oh I'm sorry! Well it doesn't really matter. This is Carol Foster Lambert. I met her at the grocery store. She hit her head really really hard when fruit tumbled on her.
Janet: Ooooo let me take a look at it! [looks at Carol's head]
Carol: Is it ok?
Janet: Yup. Its just a little bump. I'll get some ice.
Chrissy: Carol is so confused! She thinks its 1997!
Jack: What???!?!
Janet: Carol, its 1979!
Chrissy: [to Carol] I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
Carol: I must be dreaming.....
Chrissy: And Carol has SIX kids!
Jack: Busy one arent u!
Chrissy: Let's see...I think i remember their names.....JT, Al, Brendan, Dana, Karen, and....Mark! And a new baby named Lilly!
Jack: Its a miracle!!!
Mr. Furley: [walks in] WHERES THE RENT? AND WHO IS THIS?
Carol: I'm Carol Foster Lambert. You must be the landlord.
Mr. Furley: I am!!! And these kids are late with the rent!
Carol: Oh don't worry! I'll pay it!
Chrissy: Carol!!
Jack: Your wonderful!
Janet: Bless you!
Chrissy: Why? She didnt sneeze![snort snort]
Mr. Furley: Thank you!! If it wasn't for Carol, you guys would be in TROUBLE! [exits]
Carol: MY family is probably worried. I think i should go back to the grocery store. I need to get back to 1997!
Jack: Bye!!!
Janet: Nice to meet you!
Chrissy: I'm going with you!!!
Carol: I wonder how I can get back to 1997.....
Will Carol ever get back to 1997? The world may never know......
THE END!!!
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Scene-Grocery Store
[Like Chrissy, Carol has just been hit on the head with fruit]
Carol: Owwwww owwww that hurts!
Chrissy: Oh no!!! How about this time we go to MY apartment! THEN you will finally figure out that it is 1979!
Carol: No...its not!!! Its 1997! Owwww
Chrissy: Janet once told me about what u have right now! Its am...am...am...
Carol: Amnesia?
Chrissy: Thats it! We better go back to my apartment. Janet is pretty good with these things.
Carol: Well...ok
Scene-The Apartment
Janet: Jack, I'm worried! Wheres Chrissy?
Jack: I know!! If she doesn't come back we're in trouble!
Janet: I know! I wouldn't wanna lose her either!
Jack: No no its not that! She was supposed to pick me up some tomatoes for my spaghetti sauce I'm making for dinner!
Janet: Jack!!!! Will you forget that now?!?!?! Where's Chrissy?
Chrissy: [enters] And THIS, is my home!!!
Jack: CHRISSSYYYY!!! Where have you been? And who....is...that?? Ooooooo
Janet: Down boy
Chrissy: Oh I'm sorry! Well it doesn't really matter. This is Carol Foster Lambert. I met her at the grocery store. She hit her head really really hard when fruit tumbled on her.
Janet: Ooooo let me take a look at it! [looks at Carol's head]
Carol: Is it ok?
Janet: Yup. Its just a little bump. I'll get some ice.
Chrissy: Carol is so confused! She thinks its 1997!
Jack: What???!?!
Janet: Carol, its 1979!
Chrissy: [to Carol] I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO!!!!
Carol: I must be dreaming.....
Chrissy: And Carol has SIX kids!
Jack: Busy one arent u!
Chrissy: Let's see...I think i remember their names.....JT, Al, Brendan, Dana, Karen, and....Mark! And a new baby named Lilly!
Jack: Its a miracle!!!
Mr. Furley: [walks in] WHERES THE RENT? AND WHO IS THIS?
Carol: I'm Carol Foster Lambert. You must be the landlord.
Mr. Furley: I am!!! And these kids are late with the rent!
Carol: Oh don't worry! I'll pay it!
Chrissy: Carol!!
Jack: Your wonderful!
Janet: Bless you!
Chrissy: Why? She didnt sneeze![snort snort]
Mr. Furley: Thank you!! If it wasn't for Carol, you guys would be in TROUBLE! [exits]
Carol: MY family is probably worried. I think i should go back to the grocery store. I need to get back to 1997!
Jack: Bye!!!
Janet: Nice to meet you!
Chrissy: I'm going with you!!!
Carol: I wonder how I can get back to 1997.....
Will Carol ever get back to 1997? The world may never know......
THE END!!!
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