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brownie87
11-25-2008, 09:57 AM
I know there's already a special website about annoying commercials (Commercials I Hate.com), but for some reason I can't seem to register on their message board, so I figured I'd start a thread here about annoying commercials. I personally HATE commercials with a passion, especially the ones that have been coming out lately. Half the time, you don't even know what the heck they are selling! Car commercials, Geico commercials, internet commercials, fast food commercials, phone commercials and video game commercials are high up on my list of annoying commercials. I actually used to love commercials back in the '80s because they were entertaining and got to the point and the commercial breaks weren't as lengthy. Then by the 1990's, commercials started going downhill. Now, they went from ridiculous to just plain outta' hand! I make certain exceptions to animal commercials because I love animals. But everytime I'm watching something on TV and I'm really into it, they have to cut right in with some stupid commercial. Like I'd be watching a "Law & Order" episode, then just as they're getting to the good part, BAM!!! Some stupid ad comes on the screen and I just scream at the top of my lungs!! Then, I'm flipping through the channels, I have one of those cable boxes that has a display at the bottom of the screen that lets you know what I'm watching, and I'm like....OH, GREAT!!! I've been wanting to see this...then I find myself sitting through, like...almost an hour's worth of commercials!! OYE!!!! So, how's about we talk a little bit about the most annoying commercials on TV that makes you want to throw something at the screen everytime it comes on.

JamesG
11-25-2008, 11:04 AM
I hate that one with that stupid jingle for that phone number 877-393-4448

Zoneboy
11-25-2008, 11:17 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjqLwaSflgY

Penny Lane
11-25-2008, 11:22 AM
Annoying commercials? 2 words.............BILLY MAYS!:smash:

MrCleveland
11-25-2008, 01:56 PM
The Time Warner 4 Day Sale commercials annoy the **** out of me.

Head On is the same, but I parodied that commercial calling it "Hard On".

catlover79
11-25-2008, 02:17 PM
Those Viagra, feminine hygiene and laxative ads are always annoying, especially while you are eating. puke: This takes the cake (in my book) for all time worst commercial:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqX7VxW3wL0

Hollow
11-25-2008, 02:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riqzvj3IgSU

that commercial made me break my tv about two years ago when it was airing during every single commercial break on every channel i saw. it came on once and i was so aggravated that i busted in one of the buttons while changing the channel.

brownie87
11-25-2008, 03:55 PM
I thought of a few:

Any commercial where someone is suffering from arthritis, diarrhea, depresion, herpes, diabetes....not that I'm not sympathetic to people, but the acting is so bad in these commercials you just want to throw something at the screen. Especially that one ad where this white-haired attractive lady is talking about "fibromialgea" and she starts feeling herself up as if she's seducing us, or something.

I also hate all the optimum commercials: The one with the rapper, the one with the blonde housewife and the one with the puppets.

All the stupid pasta-from-Pizza-Hut commercials where the people think they're eating "authentic pasta".

The Campbell soup commercials with that stupid "Possibilities" song.

The Craft commercial where the little girl is drinking a glass of milk and she smiles into the camera with this driblet of milk on her chin (EEEWWW!!!).

Alot of the holiday ads that are out there now.

Any college commercial that makes people who don't go to college for the rest of their lives feel like losers! Ex: "You're sittin' on the couch, you're watchin' TV and your life's passin' you by..."

The Colgate commercial with "Tiffany". That girl who's filming herself brushing her teeth at night, with her big teeth in the camera. Then the next morning her teeth are once again in the camera and she's showing us how "squeaky clean" her teeth are before she brushes them. EWWW!!

Movie ads.

Wii commercials.

The stupid Swiffer ads....they ruined a really good '70s song ("Baby Come Back")...I especially cannot stand the one with the Mariachi band.

Any commercial where they show a smug wife and the stupid, incompetent husband.

Any Garnier commercial.

The "Leap Frog" ads.

The talking thumbs.

The clicking heals.

Any cell phone commercial.

The McDonald's breakfast commercial.

Too many others to think about now, but I'll think of more later.

MonarC
11-25-2008, 04:26 PM
"ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!" :lol:

brownie87
11-25-2008, 07:51 PM
"ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!" :lol:

Ah...how could I have forgotten that precious gem???

I also hate, hate, HAAAAATE the stupid Sonic ads!

dawsongirl
11-26-2008, 12:26 AM
"ITS MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!" :lol:
OMG...that one is terrible. Especially the one where they are putting on the opera... 877-CASH-NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW

dawsongirl
11-26-2008, 12:28 AM
Cialis and Viagra. We get it...any man who has that problem, and all those that don't, know about these pills. You don't need to sell us anymore, retards.

And frankly....I don't care if you can't get it up!

dawsongirl
11-26-2008, 12:34 AM
All the stupid pasta-from-Pizza-Hut commercials where the people think they're eating "authentic pasta".

Like those people think they got transported to Italy or something.

I also hate that one for those...IDK, whatever they were, where the Pizza Hut Employee is pretending to be french? And then she's like, actually, I work for Pizza Hut and I just delivered these! *kicks girl in face*

The Campbell soup commercials with that stupid "Possibilities" song.

Terrible jingle.


Any college commercial that makes people who don't go to college for the rest of their lives feel like losers! Ex: "You're sittin' on the couch, you're watchin' TV and your life's passin' you by..."

Usually shown during court shows and reruns of Cops at noon. lol


The talking thumbs.

For that phone? That commercial disturbs me.

dawsongirl
11-26-2008, 12:42 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjqLwaSflgY
Are you with me, camera guy?

dawsongirl
11-26-2008, 12:46 AM
OMG...that one is terrible. Especially the one where they are putting on the opera... 877-CASH-NOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbGw3A9Dg-Q

dawsongirl
11-26-2008, 12:50 AM
I feel for the people of Georgia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtzWVYS5XHc


:rofl:

browneyes106
11-26-2008, 01:07 AM
The freecreditreport.com commercials are very annoying.

70s show watcher
11-26-2008, 01:22 AM
the jif commercial about the grandfather making his granddaughter a sandwich there has always been something about the grandfather that creeps me out

catlover79
11-26-2008, 02:06 AM
Cialis and Viagra. We get it...any man who has that problem, and all those that don't, know about these pills. You don't need to sell us anymore, retards.

And frankly....I don't care if you can't get it up!
:eek2: :lol: :rofl: :brent :clap

treky
11-26-2008, 03:45 AM
Cialis and Viagra. We get it...any man who has that problem, and all those that don't, know about these pills. You don't need to sell us anymore, retards.

And frankly....I don't care if you can't get it up!
:lol: :rofl: :yeahthat

also, one name: BILLY MAYS!!!

Zoneboy
11-26-2008, 04:19 AM
Myo-Med (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnih9eZCJVY)

Listen Up (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CGYfES3nCY&feature=related)

Pedi-Paws (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8Fwceb4zNE&feature=related)

brownie87
11-26-2008, 07:15 AM
The ones that really bother me are the ones where men are depicted as brainless idiots. I thought at first they were kind of funny and I guess a response to all the commercials that depicted women as subserviant to their husbands from the '50s. But now it has gotten way out of hand. I don't think women need to be depicted as morons either, but all these ads where men are depicted as idiots are insulting to me as a man and I also think about all the young boys who are growing up around all these ads. I think men and women should be depicted as smart, maybe goofy, but no as airheads. And also the Viagara ads are a little insulting. And DawsonGirl...don't hate us guys...believe me, we are extremely embarassed by these ads.

MonarC
11-26-2008, 11:06 AM
also, one name: BILLY MAYS!!!


I was just gonna say that. :lol:

Cactus Jack
11-26-2008, 11:16 AM
HOVERROUND

Chocoholic
11-26-2008, 12:54 PM
I hate all ads with a passion. I consider one of the greatest inventions to be the Mute button.

70s show watcher
11-26-2008, 11:35 PM
how about that one for the scooter store great product annoying commercial

brownie87
11-27-2008, 07:51 AM
I cannot STAND the Progressive.com ads with that annoying Molly Shannon wannabe in everyone's face, "Welcome to Progressive.com, how may I help you?" Uh...I know one way you can help me AND THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!! YOU CAN JUMP OFF A FREAKING CLIFF!!!! Oh....and the ones where they show closeups of these old people's skin and body parts, I guess showing the effects of rumatoid arthritis. And it always comes on while I'm eating. EWWWW!!!!! And this one time I came home from school and I wanted to watch something on I believe TNT, or something....and I rush all the way into the living room and turn it on and instead of seeing my show, the very first thing I see are the arms, back, legs, ect. of people who have arthritis....EWWWW!!!!! Then I get hit with this barage of commercials left and right, SOMETIMES THE SAME ONES TWICE!!!!! OYEEEEE!!!!! Then my show comes back on, but only for a few minutes, then just as they're getting to the really good part, BAM!!! A stupid, lousy commercial cuts right in (that stupid ShamWOW ad that's on for practically an entire 20 minutes or so) then the next one....THE NASTY ARTHRITIS ONE!!! Then a whole hours worth of commercials and by the time my show comes back on, it only has a few seconds left, and guaranteed alot was cut from it to make room for a bunch of lousy commercials!!

Zoneboy
12-21-2008, 09:37 AM
Vince the Shamwow dude is back. :lol:

Slap Chop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs)

It gets really hysterical just after the 50 second mark. :lol:

Waterston_Fan
12-21-2008, 10:57 AM
There was an ad during a charger game last week and I haven't seen it since..:lol:

It was a woman telling guys to get their prostates checked. :eek:

I'm like, a woman telling a guy to get their prostate checked? Don't wives usually do that?

But really, if any guy told me to get a pap smear, I'd clobber them. :lol:

catlover79
12-21-2008, 11:15 AM
I cannot STAND the Progressive.com ads with that annoying Molly Shannon wannabe in everyone's face, "Welcome to Progressive.com, how may I help you?" Uh...I know one way you can help me AND THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!! YOU CAN JUMP OFF A FREAKING CLIFF!!!! Oh....and the ones where they show closeups of these old people's skin and body parts, I guess showing the effects of rumatoid arthritis. And it always comes on while I'm eating. EWWWW!!!!! And this one time I came home from school and I wanted to watch something on I believe TNT, or something....and I rush all the way into the living room and turn it on and instead of seeing my show, the very first thing I see are the arms, back, legs, ect. of people who have arthritis....EWWWW!!!!! Then I get hit with this barage of commercials left and right, SOMETIMES THE SAME ONES TWICE!!!!! OYEEEEE!!!!! Then my show comes back on, but only for a few minutes, then just as they're getting to the really good part, BAM!!! A stupid, lousy commercial cuts right in (that stupid ShamWOW ad that's on for practically an entire 20 minutes or so) then the next one....THE NASTY ARTHRITIS ONE!!! Then a whole hours worth of commercials and by the time my show comes back on, it only has a few seconds left, and guaranteed alot was cut from it to make room for a bunch of lousy commercials!!
OK, but how do you REALLY feel? ;) :lol:

Janice
12-21-2008, 03:27 PM
I can't stand that ad where the people click their heels together, while daydreaming about Pillsbury dinner rolls or something.

Waterston_Fan
12-21-2008, 04:10 PM
I didn't like that ad where everyone was moving their head sideways as a dance or like they had an ear infection or something. It was a Pepsi commercial.

catlover79
12-21-2008, 05:34 PM
I can't stand that ad where the people click their heels together, while daydreaming about Pillsbury dinner rolls or something.
I must have missed that one. :lol:

dawsongirl
12-21-2008, 06:19 PM
And DawsonGirl...don't hate us guys...believe me, we are extremely embarassed by these ads.

That's good.

The one I hated the worst was the garage band one. Like any guys with a garage band are going to be singing the praises of Viagra! That's embarrassing.

catlover79
12-21-2008, 06:22 PM
That's good.

The one I hated the worst was the garage band one. Like any guys with a garage band are going to be singing the praises of Viagra! That's embarrassing.
I still think the "Viva Viagra" commercials to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas" are the worst. :eek: Also, it's nice to hear that there are men out there embarrassed by those ads, too.

dawsongirl
12-21-2008, 06:23 PM
There was an ad during a charger game last week and I haven't seen it since..:lol:

It was a woman telling guys to get their prostates checked. :eek:

I'm like, a woman telling a guy to get their prostate checked? Don't wives usually do that?

But really, if any guy told me to get a pap smear, I'd clobber them. :lol:
I know it seems silly, but with a lot of men, you have to seriously slap them in the face and make them realize their own mortality before they'll go to the doctor, especially when they aren't sick. And having a woman who isn't their wife is a decent way to do it.

dawsongirl
12-21-2008, 06:25 PM
I still think the "Viva Viagra" commercials to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas" are the worst. :eek: Also, it's nice to hear that there are men out there embarrassed by those ads, too.
That's the tune they're singing in that commercial, too.

catlover79
12-21-2008, 06:28 PM
That's the tune they're singing in that commercial, too.
Yeah, that's what I meant. :lol:

dawsongirl
12-21-2008, 06:30 PM
Vince the Shamwow dude is back. :lol:

Slap Chop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs)

It gets really hysterical just after the 50 second mark. :lol:
:rofl:


Pampered Chef has one like that as well, and the lady hosting the show I was at used that same line about slapping your anger away. lol

browneyes106
12-21-2008, 07:21 PM
I'm started to get annoyed with the Sony HD commercials with the chicken, Peyton Manning, Dale Jr. and JB.

Waterston_Fan
12-21-2008, 08:17 PM
I'm started to get annoyed with the Sony HD commercials with the chicken, Peyton Manning, Dale Jr. and JB.

Yeah. They could have picked a guy who loved sports. :lol:

TheHappyBurgerMeister
12-21-2008, 08:44 PM
Right now it's those "He went to Jared!!" commercials for the jewelry place. I hate it how EVERYONE in the commercial is excited that some dude got his girl diamonds or whatever from Jared. There's one from a while back where it's the whole family at a gathering and EVERYONE is saying "He went to Jared!". In reality no one is going to give a rat's ass about it. Plus, this commercials make woman come across as dumb IMO, like all woman love diamonds and they make them look all giddy and sound stupid.. I'm a woman and I have no interest whatsoever in diamonds. If I had a man, I'd want him to use that money to take me on a vacation. A diamond is just a shiny rock to me!

Waterston_Fan
12-21-2008, 10:29 PM
There is one that I didn't like and thought it was kinda lame and I guess they are done aring it.

It was awhile back where they had a woman and a man at home. The guy was on the phone as he told his girl that his friend needs him to vent and to talk.

Then next thing you know, the guy comes to the door and really they are watching a football game then the woman asks him on the phone, everything okay? Guy goes, he needs more time to talk.

Give me a break!! That woman can't be that dumb.

Carl's Jr. has had a few weird commercials. One aired awhile back where people were in a restaurant and didn't know they were eating Carl's Jr. stuff, like a fake restaurant.

Another one where a woman is getting dressed and has a dress on as she comes into the living room and sees the guy still not dressed nicely. Then she asks him something then walks away, he must be taking her to a fast food place. :lol:

dawsongirl
12-22-2008, 12:43 AM
I'm started to get annoyed with the Sony HD commercials with the chicken, Peyton Manning, Dale Jr. and JB.
:lol: I don't mind those.

dawsongirl
12-22-2008, 12:44 AM
Right now it's those "He went to Jared!!" commercials for the jewelry place. I hate it how EVERYONE in the commercial is excited that some dude got his girl diamonds or whatever from Jared. There's one from a while back where it's the whole family at a gathering and EVERYONE is saying "He went to Jared!". In reality no one is going to give a rat's ass about it. Plus, this commercials make woman come across as dumb IMO, like all woman love diamonds and they make them look all giddy and sound stupid.. I'm a woman and I have no interest whatsoever in diamonds. If I had a man, I'd want him to use that money to take me on a vacation. A diamond is just a shiny rock to me!
Those commercials have ALWAYS been really bad.

ABlairican Pie
12-22-2008, 01:00 AM
I can't stand that ad where the people click their heels together, while daydreaming about Pillsbury dinner rolls or something.HATE that one. There is that one factory worker in that who clicks his heels, like on the Wizard of Oz. Something not kosher about that, a macho welder guy clicking his heals like Judy Garland. Compromising his masculinity (not that there's anything wrong with that. ;) ).

There's another Pillsbury commercial I CANNOT stand. The one for toaster struder where the narrator lady says in this really annoying breathy voice,
"This is a Strawberry PahhP TaaahhrT." They show the unlucky kid with the pop-tart while the other kid munches on the toaster strudel. It's just that narrator lady's ANNOYING voice that hisses and huffs all the vowels, and the consonants click and clack--the p's and t's are spit out in the mic. It drives me crazy. I don't know why I analyze these commercials like this. I analyze speech quite a bit.

Janice
12-22-2008, 02:33 AM
HATE that one. There is that one factory worker in that who clicks his heels, like on the Wizard of Oz. Something not kosher about that, a macho welder guy clicking his heals like Judy Garland. Compromising his masculinity (not that there's anything wrong with that. ;) ).

There's another Pillsbury commercial I CANNOT stand. The one for toaster struder where the narrator lady says in this really annoying breathy voice,
"This is a Strawberry PahhP TaaahhrT." They show the unlucky kid with the pop-tart while the other kid munches on the toaster strudel. It's just that narrator lady's ANNOYING voice that hisses and huffs all the vowels, and the consonants click and clack--the p's and t's are spit out in the mic. It drives me crazy. I don't know why I analyze these commercials like this. I analyze speech quite a bit.
I've seen that commercial too. Very annoying. It's good that you analyze ads. I do too. I worked in advertising for a number of years. It was mostly print advertising, i.e. brochures about travel, neighborhood programs, Logan Airport (the agency owns it). If there's one thing I learned is that, in advertising, everything, and I mean everything, is there by design. Who is wearing a wedding ring or not, music, no music, the painting on the walls, etc. After all, it's a set, and everything was well-thought out beforehand. You'll rarely see a gorgeous woman pitching a cleaning product, as it distracts from the product itself. The knockouts are used for the Revlon ads.

I love studying advertising, especially print ads. When I'm waiting in the doctor's office, I'm rarely reading the articles. I'm thinking of the why and why nots behind the ads, in say, the Poland Springs or suntan lotion ads, lol. :idea:

PlayOn
12-22-2008, 05:21 AM
LOL @ Billy Mays. my Mom HATES him, too.

Christmas sale ads are starting to get on my nerves. i'm like, you had you're One Day Only Sale last week! :mad:

dawsongirl
12-22-2008, 06:12 PM
LOL @ Billy Mays. my Mom HATES him, too.

Christmas sale ads are starting to get on my nerves. i'm like, you had you're One Day Only Sale last week! :mad:
:lol: They have about 7 FINAL CLEARANCE OF THE SEASON!!!!!! sales. So stupid.

catlover79
12-22-2008, 06:15 PM
LOL @ Billy Mays. my Mom HATES him, too.

Christmas sale ads are starting to get on my nerves. i'm like, you had you're One Day Only Sale last week! :mad:
:rofl:

Maddison
12-24-2008, 07:26 AM
I have a real issue with all the E-Harmony commercials. I do not like the way women are depicted in those ads. Like they're talking about how they feel as though their lives weren't worth anything without a man....oh, come on! You have a job???? Got friends???? Why this need to have some stupid man in your lives???? The guys are usually portrayed in a much more favorable nature, like carefree and gulible...but the women come off as desperate. And the women usually end up with guys who look like they'd beat them up. And for the woman-hating brownie guy who alleges commercials make men look dumb, well...SUCK IT UP!!!!! Every commercial in the 1950s made women look powerless in the presence of her man!!! Now, we're shoving it back in all your faces that women are more than just your slaves!!! Also, women happen to be alot smarter than men and alot more self-sufficient. The reason behind ads depicting men as brainless bobos and women as superior beings is because men need to be shown that women are the smart ones.

TVFactFan
12-24-2008, 03:32 PM
what about the expedia.com commercial with matt hasselback and the end of the commercials he yells

"DOT.COM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I was like-"WTF?-lol

Janice
12-26-2008, 07:26 PM
That lady on the Glade commercials who is always trying to fool her friends about using Glade products. She always ends the commercial by breaking the fourth wall and whispering to the audience....she bugs me.


Also, those Snuggies commercials are a riot. They look like Monk robes or cult robes, lol.

TVFactFan
12-26-2008, 07:36 PM
That lady on the Glade commercials who is always trying to fool her friends about using Glade products. She always ends the commercial by breaking the fourth wall and whispering to the audience....she bugs me.


Also, those Snuggies commercials are a riot. They look like Monk robes or cult robes, lol.



Jay Leno-"A Snuggie is nothing but a backward robe"


LOL

Janice
12-26-2008, 07:41 PM
Jay Leno-"A Snuggie is nothing but a backward robe"


LOL
:lol:

I ordered you a green Snuggie, Solomon. You'll wear it, and you'll like it. ;)

TVFactFan
12-26-2008, 07:45 PM
:lol:

I ordered you a green Snuggie, Solomon. You'll wear it, and you'll like it. ;)


Only if the Eagles are out of the Playoffs on sunday at 3:59pm-lol


I would rock Eagles green all winter

ABlairican Pie
12-26-2008, 10:45 PM
Me and my co-workers make jokes about Flo, the Progressive.com clerk lady. In her own wacky way, she's kind of cute. I always like how she says, "Hi! Welcome to Progressive.com! Come on in and I'll give you a free quote!"

Uh-huhhhh, a *free quote*. Is that what they call it now... Hmmmmm, sure, Flo, happy to drop on in! ;) :grineyes: :nod:

We also joke about how she makes that enthusiastic, breathy "Yeahhhh!!" :lol:

catlover79
12-26-2008, 10:48 PM
:lol:

I ordered you a green Snuggie, Solomon. You'll wear it, and you'll like it. ;)
Be sure to get a picture of him in his Snuggie, Janice. ;) :rofl:

brownie87
01-02-2009, 08:34 AM
A whole bunch more!!

All these weight loss commercials!! First, the ones featuring that Gillian person from some Los Angeles news show. "How many girls can do THAT?" after catching a football! I'm a guy and I'm offended by that. I'm surprised NOW hasn't threatened to pull that commercial off the air just for that statement. Then the ones with Marie Osmond and Valerie Bertanelli. Okay...let me just say I may be a young dude, but these ladies are H-O-T!!! However, watching them getting verclempt over shedding a few LB's is getting annoying already. Then the one with the annoying lady who reminds me of my 5th Grade Math teacher ("Are you struggling to lose weight?"). Finally, the one where you see before and after pictures of people coming at you onscreen. OH!!! John Whatshisface!!! How could I forget to mention that dude?!?!?!?! The one with the weird build!! I HATE that guy!!! Okay, nothing against people who have weight problems, but GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!!! And how convenient that they always seem to show more of these commercials during the holidays....even during Halloween! Like saying, "Be sure to ask for fat-free/sugar-free candy when out trick-or-treating!"

Away from those, how about pizza commercials?! I hate pizza already and these ads are making me hate pizza even more!!

I know many might think this commercial is adorable, but the ones featuring the sleeping babies while some lady is singing "Silent Night" makes me want to vomit.

All of the lottery ads: First, that annoying announcer dude. Then the little guy with the big head. And the one where people have bubbles over their heads.

FINALLY....all the stupid Walmart ads, where people make it seem like it's the be-all/end-all of stores. Sorry, I prefer shopping for groceries at GROCERY STORES!!! Not to mention their music and DVD department SUCKS!!!! Yet all these people are saying "You know why I love Wal-Mart??? Because (blah-blah-blah...)". Let's keep singing the endless praises of the almighty Wal-Mart so we can all forget about that poor guy who lost his life due to a bunch of overly-zealous holiday shoppers who are buying a bunch of video game systems for their winey little brats that will be broken within an hour or so, aye?!?!?!?!

Any commercial featuring children under age 9!!

AND...the new Christmas ads where they show kids gushing about their favorite presents from their childhood then just as some kid is calling his/her childhood gift "The best gift...ever" they get to the "ever" part and cut to some adult actor who bares zero ressemblence to the kid they're playing as an adult and they cut to a wide shot of said person being excited about getting a new car!! I know getting a new car is exciting for a kid like me, who is just learning how to drive, but for a 30-something?!?!?! These ads corner the market in annoying car commercials!!

BTW, sorry to offend any religious nuts around here, but those "snuggies" make people look like monks!!

I'm pretty sure I'll come up with some more ads, especially since it's the beginning of the new year.

Courtnee
01-02-2009, 11:18 AM
Also, those Snuggies commercials are a riot. They look like Monk robes or cult robes, lol.

I laugh so hard at those commercials. :rofl: They all look like Monks. Esp when the whole family is wearing them :rofl:

I secretly love that commercial.

WaterLoo
01-03-2009, 10:03 AM
I just thought up a whole load of crappy commercials.

Every yogurt ad that makes it seem as if yogurt is the greatest food on the planet.

The clicking heals/dinner roll ad.

every holiday commercial that has come out the last few years especially the gingerbread men who sound like Steve Buscemi and Norm McDonald.

"Beef...beef...we love beef!"...need I say more?

Also, what's this sudden obsession with oatmeal?

Toothpaste commercials.

Coming attractions that basically spill out the entire plot for you.

Ads for clothing stores.

The stupid Empire carpet commercials.

The Proactive ads with all these celebrities like Jessica Simpson...now they roped in Alyssa Milano!! OYE!!! I loooove Alyssa, don't ruin her too!! Cannot stand Jessica though.

Skin commercials.

Fast food commercials.

Pizza Hut and Dominoes pimping sandwhiches and pasta...JUST STICK TO SELLING PIZZA FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!!!!!!

Dunkin' Donuts getting all health concious on us by selling low-carb sandwhiches. Who the hell goes to Dunkin' Donuts for a lowsy veggie sandwhich anyway?!

Same thing with McDonald's and Burger King pushing their salads and health menus on us, as if we're thinking celery sticks, chef salads, sliced apples, chopped up carrots and bottled water everytime we see those golden arches!!

Finally.....these dumb&@# Cheerios ads with people gushing about their low cholesterol. That one woman at the very beginning of that one commercial and her stupid face makes me want to through something at the screen.

catlover79
01-03-2009, 10:12 AM
^ :rofl:

Any commercial where people scream. We can hear you!! Worst offender: Nationwide Warehouse here in Cleveland. "NATIONWIDE WAREHOUSE!! NATIONWIDE WAREHOUSE!! NATIONWIDE WAREHOUSE!!" :mad:

Or any commercial that goes: "But wait!! There's more!!" :mad:

Tweety
01-03-2009, 01:06 PM
Commercials that say "Tell your doctor if you have high blood pressure".

Listen, idiot, the doctor is supposed to tell ME if my blood pressure is high. Plus, they check it every time you go there anyway, and I don't know how to read those analog devices that the nurses use.


And those commericals for drugs that tell you all the possible side effects... "side effects may include headaches, nausea, weight gain, sore throat, joint pain and dizziness"... I'm thinking, "Oh boy, where do I sign up for THAT?"


Plus, all these drug commericals where they tell you to ask your doctor if this drug or that drug is "right for you", and they don't even tell you what the drug is supposed to do! They just show some guy on a mountaintop yelling "Zyrtec!!!"

Cactus Jack
01-03-2009, 02:38 PM
LIPOZENE

catlover79
01-03-2009, 03:34 PM
Commercials that say "Tell your doctor if you have high blood pressure".

Listen, idiot, the doctor is supposed to tell ME if my blood pressure is high. Plus, they check it every time you go there anyway, and I don't know how to read those analog devices that the nurses use.


And those commericals for drugs that tell you all the possible side effects... "side effects may include headaches, nausea, weight gain, sore throat, joint pain and dizziness"... I'm thinking, "Oh boy, where do I sign up for THAT?"


Plus, all these drug commericals where they tell you to ask your doctor if this drug or that drug is "right for you", and they don't even tell you what the drug is supposed to do! They just show some guy on a mountaintop yelling "Zyrtec!!!"
:brent That is too funny.

WaterLoo
01-04-2009, 09:20 AM
And how about the stupid "Finally Fast.com" ads?!

brownie87
01-04-2009, 09:26 AM
I just thought of one that's extremely annoying AND disturbing at the same time. The one Febreeze ad where the family is sitting around the house while the dad's apparently cooking dinner and there's this really bad smell. Stupid ad to begin with, but the part where that big guy picks up the cat and holds it against his face to block out the odor really bothers me, especially when the cat meow's like he doesn't like it. I just think the way he picks up that poor cat is so mean. Then at the end of the commercial the cat runs away from the camera and meow's again. That cat is adorable, but I don't like the way he/she is treated in that ad. And that other Febreeze ad with the visiting grandma is beyond pathetic!! All the Febreeze ads suck big time, including the ones that came out a few years ago where they'd freeze on some lady's face who's trying to find out where some odor is coming from.

Tweety
01-05-2009, 05:29 AM
Oh man, just saw another one this weekend...

Seabond ad for denture adhesive .... steals the tune from a great oldie, “Bye, Bye Love”, except they re-wrote the lyrics as “Bye Bye, ooziness”

Tweety
01-05-2009, 05:42 AM
I still think the "Viva Viagra" commercials to the tune of "Viva Las Vegas" are the worst. :eek: Also, it's nice to hear that there are men out there embarrassed by those ads, too.

oh man, are those ads annoying!

And I can just hear that dork in the commercial saying to his wife "Well, honey, I'm almost there... can we dance the cha-cha first?"

How long will it be before the BCS College Football Championship Game will be played in the Viagra Orange Bowl (or the Cialis Sugar Bowl)?

ABlairican Pie
01-05-2009, 08:32 AM
Finally.....these dumb&@# Cheerios ads with people gushing about their low cholesterol. That one woman at the very beginning of that one commercial and her stupid face makes me want to through something at the screen.I HATE THAT COMMERCIAL!! :mad: Her frail-looking, worrisome old schoolmarm bitty expression really stomps on my last nerve. "I'd worry about the foods I'd
have to eat!" Oh, BOO-FREAKIN'-WHO!! :crybaby:
The guy's wife in the commercial who doesn't say anything but smiles looks pretty hot, though.

browneyes106
01-05-2009, 10:18 AM
I agree with few of you about those Snuggies looking like cult robes or something.

brownie87
01-05-2009, 11:49 AM
How about those nausiating "Jimmy Dean" ads with the losers dressed as weather icons? And the diabetes commercial with that old intense guy "It's your LIFELINE"?

Waterston_Fan
01-05-2009, 12:13 PM
There was a commercial I saw during one of the games yesterday and I can't remember what it was about but it was werid..

It had people standing, you see them from their chest up, had Peyton Manning, then down the line it had Tiger Woods and they were like in black and white.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? :confused: :lol:

brownie87
01-08-2009, 08:45 AM
I don't know which one you're talking about, but I just thought of another couple of REALLY annoying ads.

The Listerine ones with the people swooshing that crap in their mouths.

And...I cannot believe nobody mentioned this one yet...the new Verizon one that seems to air during almost every single commercial break. The one that starts off with that red-haired nerdy chick who's talking to someone on the phone and she says, "You kids have it easy..." also known for that stupid "Buffering, buffering...buffering!" line. First of all, it's like the longest commercial ever, second of all, it's on almost everytime I change the channel to see if one of my favorite shows is on. I think this commercial is the most annoying of them all, even more annoying than "Head on...apply directly to the forehead...".

jasonbigley
01-08-2009, 06:06 PM
I cannot stand the "I wanna go to Friendly's-yeah,yeah!" commercial with the mom singing in her SUV with those little girls. They air the commercial OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER!

catlover79
01-08-2009, 06:10 PM
I cannot stand the "I wanna go to Friendly's-yeah,yeah!" commercial with the mom singing in her SUV with those little girls. They air the commercial OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER!
I wanna go to Friendly's, too - but all the ones around here (Northeast Ohio) have closed!! :(

WaterLoo
01-08-2009, 07:00 PM
There's one for some kind of cold medication, or something, and some woman wearing a pair of mini-leggings jumps into a glass of water...and right before she does so they zoom in on this close up of her feet...and those things are NASTY!!!! They look like hobbit feet. All gnarly and stuff. That Verizon one that comes on every ten seconds that's like several minutes too long grinds on my nerves as well, as does the ones for Dunkin' Donuts, NetFlix, cereal, soup, Rosetta Stone, Everest college, financial commercials and all those stupid Geico ads. The stupid cavemen are bad enough, but that gecco makes me want to blow my brains out. The Friendly's ads are pretty lame too, as are the IHOP ones and the TGI Friday's. And those stupid people swishing in the mirror selling Listerine. They had ones that were equally annoying with just this one guy swishing and smiling into the mirror. Truth be told, I miss the older commercials from the '80s. At least those were entertaining and you knew what they were selling.

brownie87
01-09-2009, 02:40 PM
That cold medicine one where the woman jumps into a glass of water and they actually show her nasty looking toes...EW!!! That always manages to come on whenever I'm in the middle of eating. The "buffering, buffering, buffering" one is horrible, but I find the Verizon Fios ones with the one whiney red-haired fat guy to be alot more annoying.

Janice
01-09-2009, 03:08 PM
Any commercial that shows a kid, phone, doorknob, counter, etc., covered in those ugly moving bacteria germs. Lysol has the entire kid turned into a giant bacteria carrier. Those ads give me the creeps.

ABlairican Pie
01-09-2009, 10:47 PM
Any commercial that shows a kid, phone, doorknob, counter, etc., covered in those ugly moving bacteria germs. Lysol has the entire kid turned into a giant bacteria carrier. Those ads give me the creeps.
I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS!!!! puke: They are creepy and disgusting.

catlover79
01-09-2009, 10:48 PM
I HATE THOSE COMMERCIALS!!!! puke: They are creepy and disgusting.
To me, those are a lot less creepy than the Afrin nose ads. :eek:

Waterston_Fan
01-09-2009, 10:58 PM
There was a commercial I saw during one of the games yesterday and I can't remember what it was about but it was werid..

It had people standing, you see them from their chest up, had Peyton Manning, then down the line it had Tiger Woods and they were like in black and white.

Anyone know what I'm talking about? :confused: :lol:

I saw it again and it had different people in sports.

I think it was called 'G'...

Maddison
01-10-2009, 11:44 AM
How about...."Who Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar?" "I Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar!"

catlover79
01-10-2009, 11:47 AM
How about...."Who Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar?" "I Stole The Cookies From The Cookie Jar!"
I'm not familiar with that one. :lol:

Maddison
01-10-2009, 04:00 PM
It's for some stupid weight loss product, or diet thing.

Zoneboy
01-10-2009, 04:11 PM
It's for some stupid weight loss product, or diet thing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_yUcNG6Qr0&feature=related

catlover79
01-10-2009, 04:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_yUcNG6Qr0&feature=related
Thanks, Charles. Now it's starting to ring a bell. :lol:

Zoneboy
01-10-2009, 04:36 PM
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e211/zoneboy/ScreenHunter_08Jan101634.gif

catlover79
01-10-2009, 04:37 PM
:clap :lol: :rofl: :brent Charles, you've made me laugh more times today than I usually do in a week!! YOU ROCK!! :rock:

Maddison
01-11-2009, 12:30 PM
And what about these gross-out anti-smoking ads that have been coming out lately? First the one that starts off with the guy lighting a cigarrette off of a gas stove then it shows in GRAPHIC DETAIL the effects smoking has on your insides!! AHHH!!!! There's another one where a woman is talking about her many finger and toe amputations. And the latest one where they put a camera inside a woman to show what lung cancer looks like. EW!!!! I understand what it is they're trying to do, but...EW!!!!

brownie87
01-12-2009, 02:29 PM
Oh, god, those anti-smoking ads skeeve me out! And they always come on during dinner for some reason. And a correction on something. My best friend just informed me that the commercial where all the people are talking about how wireless and cable used to be (the now famous epic "Buffering" ad) is for Time Warner, not verizon. I was talking with him about how annoying this commercial is and how it keeps coming on like every few seconds. Turns out...HE LOVES IT!!!! OYE!!!! So, anyway, I just thought of a few more I can't stand.

All these stupid birth control ads, or ads having to do with feminine products. The stupidest commercials I've ever seen.

Credit commercials.

Any commercial that pretends to be a news broadcast.

Contact lense commercials.

Denture commercials.

Sexual enhancement commercials.

Any Tic-Tac commercial....esp. the ones that came out a few years ago with the people doing some silly (obviously computer-enhanced) tricks with a bunch of Tic-Tacs and now the one that keeps coming on, with that weird song..."You're still here".

Commercials for exercise equipment.

Commercials for gyms.

Man-Which commercials.

Insurance commercials.

Whenever certain networks cross-promote over to other networks.

Promos for reality shows.

Micriwaveable meals commercials.

Super Bowl ads.

Pepsi commercials.

Shredded Wheat commercials.

Rhapsody commercials.

I'll think of some more I'm sure.

browneyes106
01-12-2009, 03:16 PM
The Hooveround and the cathether commercials are annoying.

catlover79
01-12-2009, 06:31 PM
The Hooveround and the cathether commercials are annoying.
Yeah, those are pretty irritating.

Janice Johnson
01-12-2009, 06:56 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riqzvj3IgSU

that commercial made me break my tv about two years ago when it was airing during every single commercial break on every channel i saw. it came on once and i was so aggravated that i busted in one of the buttons while changing the channel.

You BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! You'd better stop talking bad about my boyfriend , Vince Offer!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps on Safety Pin's back angrily and pulls her hair!!!!!:mad: *Notices that other people at SO are watching curiously, and gets off and askes, "That's just that Vince guy from Shamwow, right?;) :crazy:

brownie87
01-13-2009, 10:37 AM
Some others spring to mind...

That other Cheerios ad with the ugly couple with the guy just innocently making a statement about his nasty looking wife eating low calorie cereal and she's getting all over his case because she thinks he's calling her "fat". Yet another example of how society just loves to vilify us men and vindicate women.

The Special-K with that little girl quipping about how her mother is "twins" with the snowman. I would have said right back, "Oh, really? Well, in that case, how's about I give back every present I ever bought for you, YOU LITTLE PILE OF CRAP!!!!!! Oh, by the way, THERE'S NO SANTA!!!!"

These stupid commercials with the people pulling their hair out (literally) over taxes. Along with all the "I have people" ads.

All these cold medicine ads where some guy sneezes and coughs in public and his wife always has this annoyed look on her face, or this look of contempt..."Hey, honey, NEWSFLASH!!! IT AIN'T HIS FAULT!!!" Yet any commercial that features a woman who has a cold the husband acts all sympathetic to her.

Broadway Show ads. Sorry....if I hear the chorus to "Under The Sea", or "Let's Go Fly A Kite", or the chanting from "The Lion King", I will SCREAM!!!!

Target ads.

The screaming ladies commercial...the ones chasing after that 100 calorie mini oreo cakesters.

Orange juice commercials.

The stupid TD Bank ads featuring Regis and Kelly. My god, the shoes on that woman! (However, I don't mind the other commercials for Tide and that cooking stuff featuring Kelly, because that is one hot momma!!)

The stupid "In February, 2009..." commercials constantly telling us that we are "making the switch to digital cable".

"AAAA-FLAAAAACK!!!!"

Also annoying....because of the lengthy commercial breaks, talk show guests are often forced to cut short their appearances, not to mention how music guests often have to resort to only playing one song! All just to make room for a bunch of lousy, stupid, pathetic commercials!!

WaterLoo
01-14-2009, 09:36 AM
I really can't stand all these stupid diet/weight loss commercials and how many of them are on all the time nowadays. They're just so annoying and preachy. Especially the ones with celebrities, like Marie Osmond and Valerie Bertanelli.

And I HATE with a PASSION the stupid commercial where a family is sitting in a movie theater and then "The Von-Snack Family" comes in bragging about how they got their tickets and everything else for free and the other guy's wife gives him a cold stare because "They get everything for free!" ::coughcoughCHEEPSKATEcoughcough::

These freaking college commercials!! I am so sick of these stupid college commercials already!!

Binder & Binder...NEED I SAY MORE?????

The Cingular commercials.

AARP commercials.

Digital pregnancy tests.

The amish fake fireplace ads.

And the new Gieco ads with the bundle of money with the freaky eyeballs on it.

The new Cherry Pepto Bismol ads.

The disgusting nail fungus ones and the talking mucus ones. EWWW!!!!

The stupid new Nasdaq ones with the talking baby...especially the one where he chunders/spits up all over himself and goes "woooooh".

catlover79
01-14-2009, 08:51 PM
Why is the symbol for Turkey Hill Farm Ice Cream a COW!? Can't they change the name to Bovine Hill? I mean, whenever I think of ice cream, I think of Turkey. :crazy: :lol:

KJH278
01-14-2009, 10:59 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itDejkU20 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itDejkU20Ig)

all the ones that she''s in

WaterLoo
01-15-2009, 06:19 AM
She makes me sick!!

Janice Johnson
01-15-2009, 11:17 AM
You BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! You'd better stop talking bad about my boyfriend , Vince Offer!!!!!!!!!!!! *Jumps on Safety Pin's back angrily and pulls her hair!!!!!:mad: *Notices that other people at SO are watching curiously, and gets off and askes, "That's just that Vince guy from Shamwow, right?;) :crazy:


I'm surprised that Safety Pin didn't reply to my "attack" on her..............:crazy:

Janice
01-15-2009, 12:23 PM
Why is the symbol for Turkey Hill Farm Ice Cream a COW!?
Maybe because ice cream can make us as fat as a cow if we eat too much, lol.

:cow:

Janice
01-15-2009, 12:29 PM
I can't stand the commercials for Swiffer floor cleaner, where the mop is stalking the housewives, with the song, "Baby Come Back" blaring. Talk about stooooopid, lol.

I also think the ad with Antonio Banderas flirting with the beautiful girls is ridiculous. I think it's for cologne. I guess we're supposed to forget that he's a famous guy married to Melanie Griffin.

browneyes106
01-15-2009, 01:04 PM
I really can't stand all these stupid diet/weight loss commercials and how many of them are on all the time nowadays. They're just so annoying and preachy. Especially the ones with celebrities, like Marie Osmond and Valerie Bertanelli.

And I HATE with a PASSION the stupid commercial where a family is sitting in a movie theater and then "The Von-Snack Family" comes in bragging about how they got their tickets and everything else for free and the other guy's wife gives him a cold stare because "They get everything for free!" ::coughcoughCHEEPSKATEcoughcough::

These freaking college commercials!! I am so sick of these stupid college commercials already!!

Binder & Binder...NEED I SAY MORE?????

The Cingular commercials.

AARP commercials.

Digital pregnancy tests.

The amish fake fireplace ads.

And the new Gieco ads with the bundle of money with the freaky eyeballs on it.

The new Cherry Pepto Bismol ads.

The disgusting nail fungus ones and the talking mucus ones. EWWW!!!!

The stupid new Nasdaq ones with the talking baby...especially the one where he chunders/spits up all over himself and goes "woooooh".

I agree with you about the weight loss commercials. I think the ones with Valerie are ok the ones with Marie Osmond I can't stand. I think most annoying person in those commercials was Kirstie Alley a few years back in the cheesecake one.

browneyes106
01-15-2009, 01:07 PM
Some others spring to mind...

That other Cheerios ad with the ugly couple with the guy just innocently making a statement about his nasty looking wife eating low calorie cereal and she's getting all over his case because she thinks he's calling her "fat". Yet another example of how society just loves to vilify us men and vindicate women.

The Special-K with that little girl quipping about how her mother is "twins" with the snowman. I would have said right back, "Oh, really? Well, in that case, how's about I give back every present I ever bought for you, YOU LITTLE PILE OF CRAP!!!!!! Oh, by the way, THERE'S NO SANTA!!!!"

These stupid commercials with the people pulling their hair out (literally) over taxes. Along with all the "I have people" ads.

All these cold medicine ads where some guy sneezes and coughs in public and his wife always has this annoyed look on her face, or this look of contempt..."Hey, honey, NEWSFLASH!!! IT AIN'T HIS FAULT!!!" Yet any commercial that features a woman who has a cold the husband acts all sympathetic to her.

Broadway Show ads. Sorry....if I hear the chorus to "Under The Sea", or "Let's Go Fly A Kite", or the chanting from "The Lion King", I will SCREAM!!!!

Target ads.

The screaming ladies commercial...the ones chasing after that 100 calorie mini oreo cakesters.

Orange juice commercials.

The stupid TD Bank ads featuring Regis and Kelly. My god, the shoes on that woman! (However, I don't mind the other commercials for Tide and that cooking stuff featuring Kelly, because that is one hot momma!!)

The stupid "In February, 2009..." commercials constantly telling us that we are "making the switch to digital cable".

"AAAA-FLAAAAACK!!!!"

Also annoying....because of the lengthy commercial breaks, talk show guests are often forced to cut short their appearances, not to mention how music guests often have to resort to only playing one song! All just to make room for a bunch of lousy, stupid, pathetic commercials!!

I sort of miss the AAAA-FLAAAACK commercials.

WaterLoo
01-16-2009, 07:22 AM
I also HATE commercials for gum. Every friggin' gum commercial that's out there now annoys the heck out of me. That one where the girl kisses that guy on the mouth after he sticks a wad of gum in and we're made to believe she only kissed him to suck out his saliva, which is NASTYYYY!!!! EWWW!!!!

There's this other one, I believe for Hall's, where the guy is on a crowded elevator and he sticks a Hall's in his mouth and breathes, or something, knocking everyone to the sides of the elevator.

And I gotta' say, Flo...she really REALLY makes we want to vomit!!

catlover79
01-16-2009, 08:29 AM
I sort of miss the AAAA-FLAAAACK commercials.
So do I! :lol:

catlover79
01-16-2009, 08:29 AM
Maybe because ice cream can make us as fat as a cow if we eat too much, lol.

:cow:
Maybe. :lol:

brownie87
01-21-2009, 04:01 PM
I just thought of some others:

"You'll love David's Bridal!"...uhhh...NO I WON'T!!!!! :P

Those stupid diamond factory ads with everyone waving to the camera like idiots at the end! What's that all about?!

"I Can't Believe it's Not Butter" ads...then what the heck is it???

All these annoying school commercials! I haven't seen such crappy acting since...well...EVER!!

And I know these haven't been shown in a while, but those dumb*ss Tyson chicken ads.

That's all for now.

Ohio8
01-21-2009, 06:07 PM
The newest Geico ads.

brownie87
01-21-2009, 06:21 PM
I swear, if I see that annoying british geco one more time..........>:O!!!! And same thing with the newer ones with the stupid stack of bills with the eyeballs!!!

And, nothing personal against Denise Austin - she is a really lovely and attractive lady - but that Idaho potatoes commercial is really REALLY annoying.

And any commercial that has to do with footcare. Especially the Ped-Egg ad with the foot "crumbs" in the wastepaper basket...EWWWW!!!! And the ones that starts off with the big foot on the screen.

The stupid Ocean Spray sugar free cranberry fruit juice ads with the two guys standing in the pool of cranberries.

Any commercial/coming attraction with the song "Mercy" by Duffy. Sorry, but that girl's voice grates on my nerves.

I think I may have mentioned this one, but the one with the grey-haired lady talking about her "fibromialgia" however you spell it and she starts feeling herself up. I only mention this one, because it's back in heavy rotation.

Mortgage ads.

The South Beach diet ads with the woman talking about how she loves to eat.

WaterLoo
01-22-2009, 10:40 AM
How about the new Pace Salsa ad where the guy's sitting on the sofa stuffing nacho chips with salsa into his mouth...then nearly has a fit when one of the chips doesn't fit into the jar?! That annoying voiceover and how he's eating like it's his last meal!

And the ads for that pizza/pasta place...I think it's called "Ceecee's Pizza and Pasta" place whatever...I know they aren't on anymore, but I HAAAATE those ads!!

catlover79
01-22-2009, 11:56 AM
How about the new Pace Salsa ad where the guy's sitting on the sofa stuffing nacho chips with salsa into his mouth...then nearly has a fit when one of the chips doesn't fit into the jar?! That annoying voiceover and how he's eating like it's his last meal!

And the ads for that pizza/pasta place...I think it's called "Ceecee's Pizza and Pasta" place whatever...I know they aren't on anymore, but I HAAAATE those ads!!
Maybe he IS eating his last meal. :eek: :joke: :lol:

WaterLoo
01-23-2009, 08:36 AM
Maybe he IS eating his last meal. :eek: :joke: :lol:

LOL:lol:

brownie87
02-01-2009, 03:14 PM
Here's some more...

Every commercial for batteries. Especially the ones with that pink bunny.

Cheese-It commercials...MY GOD, IT'S JUST CHEESE!!!!!

The latest IHOP commercial. The one with the pancake that magically fills up with the cheesey sound effects.

Optimum commercials, especially the ones where people have these tiny boxed of various images and footage all over them.

The stupid Applebee's commercials with that spikey-haired fat guy.

And, of course, all of the Super Bowl ads...AHHHHHH!!!!!!

brownie87
02-12-2009, 05:03 PM
And the morbid Chips A'Hoy ads. I hate those.

Priceline Negotiator.

Zoneboy
02-12-2009, 05:18 PM
Soup Dragger (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUQNTwTSuSY)

WaterLoo
02-18-2009, 11:57 AM
I hate these:

Wilford Brimley...everytime I see his face, I think about oatmeal.

"Life for Ned McDonald, 41, is his wife...kids...cafe...blah, blah, blah"
Any commercial for mouth wash and toothpaste. Since when did it become acceptable to show people's mouth debris in the sink?

The US Window Factory.

The new Time-Warner cable commercial is pretty annoying. It's actually making me miss the "buffering, buffering...buffering" epic.

The Kleenex commercials with the scary/freaky-looking animation, with the tiny noses doing all sorts of crazy things.

The new Verizon Flip-Phone ad with the obnoxious couple.

Men's Wherehouse.

The commercials for balding men, or men with gray hair. It's like whenever they do commercials for women with the same problem, they're always "empowering" and "encouraging", whereas if a man has gray hair, or no hair, they aren't "studly" enough. Man, talk about DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!

Any body spray ads aimed at guys. Especially the one with the big guy made of chocolate. Wrong on so many levels. Firstly, it's a bit subversively racist. Secondly, it's degrading to men. Imagine if they ever made a commercial for a woman's body spray and she was made of chocolate and men everywhere were taking bites out of her! You'd have feminists and women's groups in a frenzy!

These annoying "Brand Power" ads that keep coming on, like, every few seconds!

"She's a Vitamin C freak!"...OYE!!!!

And, I cannot say this enough....Flo has gotta' go!! Those who are bombarded with those annoying Progressive ads know what I mean.

Dove chocolate commercials. The ones where the ladies look like their having...well...chocogasms. Then, the ones that have chocolate streaming everywhere. Sorry, looks like a giant diarrhea explosion. Just like the Hershey's commercials with the "I Melt With You" song. Sorry, don't care how "cute" they're supposed to look...they look like a diarrhea nightmare!!

Makeup commercials.

Cereal commercials.

Lottery commercials.

"Touch...touch...touch...touch...touch...feel."

Jenny Craig commercials. Sorry...enough with the weight loss crap already!

Birth control/male enhancement/period ads. These are embarassing for both sexes. Yes, ladies, men are embarassed by the ED ads.

Tax Maters with that annoying Patrick Cox dude.

Battery commercials. The ones with the pink bunny who keeps going right on into the next millenium and the one with the mother who panics over her son disappearing when all he did was go to get a balloon. Just too overly dramatic. I am so sick of hearing "Kevin...KEVIN!!!" everytime I watch TV.

The new Folger's commercial.

Reality show promos.

I'm sure I'll think of more...ALOT more!

Yooch
02-18-2009, 12:10 PM
There are many, but the one which rankles me the most these days is the public service commercial where the boy with the clipboard confronts (either his sister, or friend) about how leaving a phone charger plugged in wastes energy.

I'm all for saving energy, but the dialogue in the commercial. First, the girl in the commercial (April, I think is her name), first says the phone charger isn't hers, then with an impish smile, says that she doesn't even own a cell phone, as the ringtone proceeds to sound and she tosses her cell phone across the room. In this commercial, what's speaking to me isn't the value of conserving energy, but rather that lying and denial is somehow cute. Kind of a commentary on modern American society, imo. The commercial's supposed to be funny, but I think it's a pathetically true reflection of our sick way of life (and I mean sick in the traditional sense).

catlover79
02-18-2009, 12:59 PM
:rofl: about Wilford Brimley. I DID use his signature line to make my baby nephew laugh: "CHECK IT! CHECK IT OFTEN!!" When my sister and her friends went to see In & Out in the theater over a decade ago, her friend got up and yelled, "IT'S THE OATMEAL GUY!" when Wilford Brimley first appeared in the movie. :lol:

Cactus Jack
02-18-2009, 01:23 PM
Didnt Wilford also do those IVE HAD DIBEETUS FER 20 YEARS commercials? Those got annoying after awhile. Same with LIPOZENE UGH IM SICK OF LIPOZENE

WaterLoo
02-18-2009, 06:09 PM
I just thought of some more:


"PIXELS!!!!!!"

The "At-Home-College-Course" commercial.

Subway commercials.

Optimum WiFi.

TV Land using every other network to advertise for their lame attempt at reality television, "High School Reunion"!

Any commercial about children and babies.

Video game commercials.

And....seriously SERIOUSLY Flo needs to go!!