callmetootie
06-22-2001, 04:17 PM
Season 1
Episode 4
"Lana, The Playboy Bunny"
[In the living room]
Lana: So Jack, how's it going.
Jack: Well, I've been working hard now at the pretzel shop.
Lana: Oh Jack, I just love a man who works.
Jack: Lana, are you on some kind of medication or something?
[Mrs. Parker walks in]
Mrs. Parker: Hi Jack and Lana.
Jack: And no we do not have the rent, and you don't have to wake us up at 4:00 in the morning asking us if we do.
Mrs. Parker: Oh, I see. I'll give you until tomorrow to pay me.
Jack: But the rent isn't due for 2 weeks.
Mrs. Parker: I set your calender ahead, so you could pay early. Goodbye.
[Mrs. Parker leaves]
Lana: I'm going to have to get a real job. I can't stand having to sell smoothies over the phone.
Jack: Do what I did. Look in the yellow pages.
Lana: Ok, here we go. Oh...this is the job for me!
Jack: Full-Time stripper. Women between the ages of 18 and 30.
Lana: Do you think that would notice.
Jack: You'd scare away the customers.
Lana: How about this. Looking for a female model between the ages of 25 and 50.
Jack: Really?
Lana: Yeah, it's $10.00 for every photo taken. And that's 32 photos a day.
Jack: What magazine would it be for?
Lana: It doesn't say. But Jack, if I get this job, we could move out in a mice mansion, and have children together. Maybe 1 or 200.
Jack: Lana, you have a sick mind.
[Lana at the modeling office]
Lana: Hi, I'am responding to your ad in the yellow pages. You need a female model.
Man: Yes we do. How old are you?
Lana: I'm 42.
Man: Ok, that's it. Youve got the job.
Lana: Really? That's great!
Man: Go to level 6 from the elevator, and the photographer, Mr. H will be there.
Lana: Ok, thanks.
[Off of the elevator]
Lana: Hello, are you Mr. H?
Mr. H: Yes.
Lana: No...wait. Where do I know you from?
Mr. H: I'm High Hefner from Playboy.
Lana: No way. Really?
Mr. H: No, you're not posing nude. You're going to be my new playboy bunny.
Lana: You have a sick mind Hugh...and I love it!
Mr. H: Ok Lana get into your suit.
[Lana comes out in a bunny suit]
Mr. H: Ok Lana act like an anima. Scarl, yes girl, do it for me. GRRRRRR!!!!
[Jack walks in]
Jack: Hello, I'am looking for the part time job for a model. LANA!!!!
[Lana screams]
[Screen freezes]
THE END.
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Andrew Carden
Episode 4
"Lana, The Playboy Bunny"
[In the living room]
Lana: So Jack, how's it going.
Jack: Well, I've been working hard now at the pretzel shop.
Lana: Oh Jack, I just love a man who works.
Jack: Lana, are you on some kind of medication or something?
[Mrs. Parker walks in]
Mrs. Parker: Hi Jack and Lana.
Jack: And no we do not have the rent, and you don't have to wake us up at 4:00 in the morning asking us if we do.
Mrs. Parker: Oh, I see. I'll give you until tomorrow to pay me.
Jack: But the rent isn't due for 2 weeks.
Mrs. Parker: I set your calender ahead, so you could pay early. Goodbye.
[Mrs. Parker leaves]
Lana: I'm going to have to get a real job. I can't stand having to sell smoothies over the phone.
Jack: Do what I did. Look in the yellow pages.
Lana: Ok, here we go. Oh...this is the job for me!
Jack: Full-Time stripper. Women between the ages of 18 and 30.
Lana: Do you think that would notice.
Jack: You'd scare away the customers.
Lana: How about this. Looking for a female model between the ages of 25 and 50.
Jack: Really?
Lana: Yeah, it's $10.00 for every photo taken. And that's 32 photos a day.
Jack: What magazine would it be for?
Lana: It doesn't say. But Jack, if I get this job, we could move out in a mice mansion, and have children together. Maybe 1 or 200.
Jack: Lana, you have a sick mind.
[Lana at the modeling office]
Lana: Hi, I'am responding to your ad in the yellow pages. You need a female model.
Man: Yes we do. How old are you?
Lana: I'm 42.
Man: Ok, that's it. Youve got the job.
Lana: Really? That's great!
Man: Go to level 6 from the elevator, and the photographer, Mr. H will be there.
Lana: Ok, thanks.
[Off of the elevator]
Lana: Hello, are you Mr. H?
Mr. H: Yes.
Lana: No...wait. Where do I know you from?
Mr. H: I'm High Hefner from Playboy.
Lana: No way. Really?
Mr. H: No, you're not posing nude. You're going to be my new playboy bunny.
Lana: You have a sick mind Hugh...and I love it!
Mr. H: Ok Lana get into your suit.
[Lana comes out in a bunny suit]
Mr. H: Ok Lana act like an anima. Scarl, yes girl, do it for me. GRRRRRR!!!!
[Jack walks in]
Jack: Hello, I'am looking for the part time job for a model. LANA!!!!
[Lana screams]
[Screen freezes]
THE END.
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Andrew Carden