Sean Snow
06-21-2001, 02:01 PM
"Four's a Couple"
Episode #11
"The Not-So-Great Volunteer"
Scene- Apartment
Janet is alone, watching television
TV: Like the sand in a sandbox, so are The Years of Our Lives.....
Chrissy enters
Chrissy: You won't guess what I have to say!
Janet: Okay, I won't. Now what do you want to tell me!?
Chrissy: I'm a volunteer security guard at Hinderman's Supermarket. You do it undercover too! They're doing this to support community service.
Janet: Chrissy.....why?
Chrissy: Well I have a lot of spare time and it's only for a week.
Janet: Well okay. When do you start?
Chrissy: In about an hour!
Janet: Well, I'll see you later!
Chrissy: Oh, do you want anything from the supermarket?
Janet: Yeah! Salmon, bacon, eggs, chips, french fries, brownies.....
Chrissy: Those sure are a lot of sweets for you and Jack!
Janet: Who said anything about Jack?
Scene- Hinderman's Supermarket-Tissue Isle
Chrissy is on duty...
Women is squeezing Charmon
Chrissy: Mrs. ?
Penny: Marshall. Penny Marshall. Maybe you've seen Laverne & Shirly?
Chrissy: I've seen it, Laverne, but I have to take you to the manager.
Penny: Why?
Chrissy: You were squeezing the Charmon!
Scene- Manger's Office
Mr. Hinderman: Mrs. Snow, why did you bring Mrs. Marshall in?
Chrissy: She was squeezing the Charmon!
Mr. Hinderman: Mrs. Marshall, you can leave.
Penny leaves
Mr. Hinderman: Mrs. Snow, Squeezing the Charmon is not against the law.
Chrissy: But Mr. Wiffle said it was wrong!
Scene- Supermarket- Ice Cream Alise
A man is stuffing ice cream bars in his jacket. Chrissy goes over to him.
Man: Hello? What you want?
Chrissy: Nothing! I just wanted to see if the ice cream was on sale.
Man: Ohhhh.
The man runs out of the store
Intercom: Will Christmas Snow please report to the Manager's Office?
Chrissy: Sure!
People stare at her.
Chrissy: Opps.....
Scene- Manager's Office
Manager: Ms. Snow, you let a man steal ice cream!
Chrissy: I did not!
Manager: Oh yes you did! Luckly we caught him! You have one more chance!
Chrissy: Ok, boss!
Scene- Supermarket- Fruit Alise
A man is picking up a free sample of watermelon.
Chrissy: Hey, you there! Come here. You're coming with me.
Chrissy grabs the man and takes him to the manager's office.
Scene- Manager's Office
Manager: What is going on, Ms. Snow?
Chrissy: He was eating food without paying for it!
Man: It was just a free sample.
Manager: See! Ms. Snow, let him go.
Man leaves
Chrissy: Mr. Hinderman, it was a mistake. One of the employees were making me pay to eat it! No wonder he was laughing.
Manager: I"m sorry, Ms. Snow, but you are no longer one of us.
Scene- Apartment
Janet and Jack and Terri and Larry are in the living room
Chrissy enters, sad
Jack: What's wrong, Chrissy?
Chrissy: I got fired!
Terri: Howw did that happen?
Chrissy: Well, it was all Mr. Wiffle's fault!
Larry: Mr. Wiffle?
Chrissy: Yeah! I arrested soemone for squeezing the Charmon.
They laugh as scene fades.
The End
Starring
John Ritter as Jack Tripper
Joyce Dewitt as Janet Wood
Priscilla Barnes as Terri Alden
Richard Kline as Larry Dallas
AND
Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Snow
Co-Starring
Jenilee Harrison as Cindy Snow
Norman Fell as Mr. Roper
Audra Lindley as Mrs. Roper
Don Knotts as Ralph Furley
Guest Starring:
Penny Marshall as Herself
Robert Mandan as Mr. Hinderman
Mark Hamill as Innocent Man
David Prowse as Robber
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
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Agent #99: Max, do you think it's a KAOS agent?
Max: Either that or your mother!
[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-21-2001).]
Episode #11
"The Not-So-Great Volunteer"
Scene- Apartment
Janet is alone, watching television
TV: Like the sand in a sandbox, so are The Years of Our Lives.....
Chrissy enters
Chrissy: You won't guess what I have to say!
Janet: Okay, I won't. Now what do you want to tell me!?
Chrissy: I'm a volunteer security guard at Hinderman's Supermarket. You do it undercover too! They're doing this to support community service.
Janet: Chrissy.....why?
Chrissy: Well I have a lot of spare time and it's only for a week.
Janet: Well okay. When do you start?
Chrissy: In about an hour!
Janet: Well, I'll see you later!
Chrissy: Oh, do you want anything from the supermarket?
Janet: Yeah! Salmon, bacon, eggs, chips, french fries, brownies.....
Chrissy: Those sure are a lot of sweets for you and Jack!
Janet: Who said anything about Jack?
Scene- Hinderman's Supermarket-Tissue Isle
Chrissy is on duty...
Women is squeezing Charmon
Chrissy: Mrs. ?
Penny: Marshall. Penny Marshall. Maybe you've seen Laverne & Shirly?
Chrissy: I've seen it, Laverne, but I have to take you to the manager.
Penny: Why?
Chrissy: You were squeezing the Charmon!
Scene- Manger's Office
Mr. Hinderman: Mrs. Snow, why did you bring Mrs. Marshall in?
Chrissy: She was squeezing the Charmon!
Mr. Hinderman: Mrs. Marshall, you can leave.
Penny leaves
Mr. Hinderman: Mrs. Snow, Squeezing the Charmon is not against the law.
Chrissy: But Mr. Wiffle said it was wrong!
Scene- Supermarket- Ice Cream Alise
A man is stuffing ice cream bars in his jacket. Chrissy goes over to him.
Man: Hello? What you want?
Chrissy: Nothing! I just wanted to see if the ice cream was on sale.
Man: Ohhhh.
The man runs out of the store
Intercom: Will Christmas Snow please report to the Manager's Office?
Chrissy: Sure!
People stare at her.
Chrissy: Opps.....
Scene- Manager's Office
Manager: Ms. Snow, you let a man steal ice cream!
Chrissy: I did not!
Manager: Oh yes you did! Luckly we caught him! You have one more chance!
Chrissy: Ok, boss!
Scene- Supermarket- Fruit Alise
A man is picking up a free sample of watermelon.
Chrissy: Hey, you there! Come here. You're coming with me.
Chrissy grabs the man and takes him to the manager's office.
Scene- Manager's Office
Manager: What is going on, Ms. Snow?
Chrissy: He was eating food without paying for it!
Man: It was just a free sample.
Manager: See! Ms. Snow, let him go.
Man leaves
Chrissy: Mr. Hinderman, it was a mistake. One of the employees were making me pay to eat it! No wonder he was laughing.
Manager: I"m sorry, Ms. Snow, but you are no longer one of us.
Scene- Apartment
Janet and Jack and Terri and Larry are in the living room
Chrissy enters, sad
Jack: What's wrong, Chrissy?
Chrissy: I got fired!
Terri: Howw did that happen?
Chrissy: Well, it was all Mr. Wiffle's fault!
Larry: Mr. Wiffle?
Chrissy: Yeah! I arrested soemone for squeezing the Charmon.
They laugh as scene fades.
The End
Starring
John Ritter as Jack Tripper
Joyce Dewitt as Janet Wood
Priscilla Barnes as Terri Alden
Richard Kline as Larry Dallas
AND
Suzanne Somers as Chrissy Snow
Co-Starring
Jenilee Harrison as Cindy Snow
Norman Fell as Mr. Roper
Audra Lindley as Mrs. Roper
Don Knotts as Ralph Furley
Guest Starring:
Penny Marshall as Herself
Robert Mandan as Mr. Hinderman
Mark Hamill as Innocent Man
David Prowse as Robber
------------------
Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Agent #99: Max, do you think it's a KAOS agent?
Max: Either that or your mother!
[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-21-2001).]