Krisalicious
06-19-2001, 04:34 PM
#8-The New Arrival
Janet: Oh my god Terri!!! Are you home???
Terri: Yes Janet I'm right here! What is it!!?!?!
Janet: OK well first things first. Are Jack and Larry home?
Terri: No they went to the Regal Beagle. What's the excitement about?
Janet: Well...today when I went to the doctor, I received some very special news!!
Terri: What's the news?
Janet: Guess
Terri: Are you...sick?
Janet: No
Terri: Do you....need surgery?
Janet: Nope. Keep guessing.
Terri: Do you have any type of medical problem?
Janet: Nope.
Terri: Well Janet I really don't know then!! For all I know you could be pregnant!
Janet: THATS IT!!!!!
Terri: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! [hugs Janet]
Janet: But how will Jack take the news?
Terri: Oh no!! Well you're gonna have to tell him you know.
Janet: Yes i know. But HOW will i tell him?
Terri: Let's go down to the Regal Beagle.
Scene: Regal Beagle
Janet: Oh Jack there you are!!
Jack: Oh hey babe[kisses Janet] Whats new?
Terri: Jack, Janet has to tell you something important.
Larry: What's important?
Terri: You'll see.
Janet: OK Jack. Well, there comes a time in a couple's life, where....
Jack: OMG sorry to cut you off, but i need to go back to the apartment! I'm expecting a VERY important call.
Janet: But Jack....
Jack: See you back home!!! [Jack exits]
Janet: Well how do you like that?
Terri: Just when its really important, he runs out.
Larry: When what's important?
Janet: I dunno Terri, should we tell Larry??
Terri: Hmmmm
Larry: Yes Yes!! We SHOULD tell Larry!!!
Terri: OK [Terry whispers into Larry's ear] Jack and Janet are going to have a baby!
Larry:[bursts out laughing] HAHAHAHA you're kidding right? [Janet shakes her head] OH MY GOD!!
Scene: The Apartment
Janet: Jack!!
Jack: What?
Janet: I need to tell you something.
Terri: Oh Jack this time LISTEN TO HER!
Larry: Yeah buddy this is important!
Jack: Oh wait!! I have to meet an old friend down at that new coffee shop!
Janet, Terri, Larry: We're going with you!!!
Scene: Coffee Shop
Jack: Hey look there's my old friend. Maybe i should..[Janet shoves a donut in Jack's mouth]
Janet: Jack!!! I need to tell you something. And now u can't say anything since your mouth is full!
Terri: Tell him Janet!
Larry: U go!
Janet: Jack!!! I'm having a baby!!!
Jack: [spits out the donut] A baby!!! Oh thats wonderful!! [kisses Janet] So then that means I'm gonna be....a father?? [Jack faints]
To Be Continued....
The baby won't be born till more then at least 5 episodes later.....a baby takes 9 months...
What did you all think?
Janet: Oh my god Terri!!! Are you home???
Terri: Yes Janet I'm right here! What is it!!?!?!
Janet: OK well first things first. Are Jack and Larry home?
Terri: No they went to the Regal Beagle. What's the excitement about?
Janet: Well...today when I went to the doctor, I received some very special news!!
Terri: What's the news?
Janet: Guess
Terri: Are you...sick?
Janet: No
Terri: Do you....need surgery?
Janet: Nope. Keep guessing.
Terri: Do you have any type of medical problem?
Janet: Nope.
Terri: Well Janet I really don't know then!! For all I know you could be pregnant!
Janet: THATS IT!!!!!
Terri: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! [hugs Janet]
Janet: But how will Jack take the news?
Terri: Oh no!! Well you're gonna have to tell him you know.
Janet: Yes i know. But HOW will i tell him?
Terri: Let's go down to the Regal Beagle.
Scene: Regal Beagle
Janet: Oh Jack there you are!!
Jack: Oh hey babe[kisses Janet] Whats new?
Terri: Jack, Janet has to tell you something important.
Larry: What's important?
Terri: You'll see.
Janet: OK Jack. Well, there comes a time in a couple's life, where....
Jack: OMG sorry to cut you off, but i need to go back to the apartment! I'm expecting a VERY important call.
Janet: But Jack....
Jack: See you back home!!! [Jack exits]
Janet: Well how do you like that?
Terri: Just when its really important, he runs out.
Larry: When what's important?
Janet: I dunno Terri, should we tell Larry??
Terri: Hmmmm
Larry: Yes Yes!! We SHOULD tell Larry!!!
Terri: OK [Terry whispers into Larry's ear] Jack and Janet are going to have a baby!
Larry:[bursts out laughing] HAHAHAHA you're kidding right? [Janet shakes her head] OH MY GOD!!
Scene: The Apartment
Janet: Jack!!
Jack: What?
Janet: I need to tell you something.
Terri: Oh Jack this time LISTEN TO HER!
Larry: Yeah buddy this is important!
Jack: Oh wait!! I have to meet an old friend down at that new coffee shop!
Janet, Terri, Larry: We're going with you!!!
Scene: Coffee Shop
Jack: Hey look there's my old friend. Maybe i should..[Janet shoves a donut in Jack's mouth]
Janet: Jack!!! I need to tell you something. And now u can't say anything since your mouth is full!
Terri: Tell him Janet!
Larry: U go!
Janet: Jack!!! I'm having a baby!!!
Jack: [spits out the donut] A baby!!! Oh thats wonderful!! [kisses Janet] So then that means I'm gonna be....a father?? [Jack faints]
To Be Continued....
The baby won't be born till more then at least 5 episodes later.....a baby takes 9 months...
What did you all think?