Sean Snow
06-19-2001, 01:20 PM
"Four's A Crowd"
Episode Six
"Lost and Found- Part One"
Now let's return to that mystical thing, so well named "Four's A Couple."
Scene- Apartment
The TV is on
Newscastor: Hello, I am Luke Spitzbergen. Our top story is: Child: M I S S I N G
Terri starts sobbing
Newsman: Young Richard Tallas
Larry <Shouting>: Dallas, you idiot, Dallas!
Newsman: Opps, that's Dallas! No one knows where he is. He could be in Dallas, who knows? But, the police department addvises you LOOK for him.
Jack turns the tv off.
Jack: Don't worry Terri, we'll find him!
All of the sudden, a rock is thrown though the window. Jack picks it up.
Janet: What does it say?
Jack: WE, It says WE.
Larry: Huh?
Mr. Roper comes in
Mr. Roper: What's all the noise in here? I'm trying to watch "Name that Tune!
Another brick comes though the window and hits Roper in the head. He lands in a heap.
Jack: This one says HAVE.
Another brick comes in and hits Jack in the head.
Jack: Owww. He collaspses.
JAnet: I'll read it. It says YOUR.
Another rock flys though the kitchen window. Larry , Terri, and Janet go into the kitchen.
Janet: It says CHILD.
Another rock comes in and hits Janet in the head.
Larry: At least we didn't get hit, Terri.
Two more rocks come in and hits them in the head. When they all wake up they are surrounded by rocks.
Larry: I'll put them all together.
When he does, he tells them.
Larry: It says: WE HAVE YOUR CHILD. PAY US $333, 000 OR THE KID GETS IT! SORRY WE USED SO MANY BRICKS, BUT WE COULDN'T GET IT ALL ON LESS THEN 30 BRICKS.
Terri: They have Richie! What will we do?
Mr. Roper: Have another baby.
Jack: Mr. Roper! That's real mean! Poor Richie is proboly scared to death.
Scene- Abandoned Warehouse
Richie: Ohh! Dhese toy so fun!! Thank you, Uncle <Crate Falls Down>. (We'll call him Uncle A)
Uncle A: Sam, go rob another Toys R' Us.
Sam <NY accent>: Okay, boss, but why don't we ever hear your own?
Uncle A: They're my special sound effects.
Sam: Oh. Let me try. Uncle <trash can falls down>. Uncle <cat screams>.
Uncle A: Now go!
Scene- Police Station
Jack: See, these rocks were thrown though the window at our apartment.
Police Officer: Well, we can't get anything from these, but we have noticed that similar rocks were thrown in a couple Toys 'R Us stores. Tell me, were you the only ones hit by it?
Janet: No, our landlord did also get hit.
Police Officer: Well, you better hurry back home, because the robbers have been known to carry out their victims.
Larry: Wait a minuet! We left Roper by himself!
Terri: Oh, no! We better hurry back.
Scene- Abandoned Warehouse
Roper is taken in by Sam. Roper sees Richie.
Mr. Roper: Richie! There you are!
Richie: <trying to say Roper> Ropem!
Mr. Roper: What are you going to do with us?
Sam: We are keeping ya for ransom.
Mr. Roper: What do I call you two slimely, idiotic creatures?
Sam: Call me Sam. This is my boss, Mr. <scream is heard>.
Mr. Roper: What?
Sam: Mr. <baby cries>.
Mr. Roper: I still don't know what it is!
Sam: You can't hear it because of the boss' sound effects.
Mr. Roper: Ohhhh!
Scene- Ropers' Apartment
The doorbell rings
Mrs. Roper: I'm coming!
She opens the door
Mrs. Roper: Oh, hi kids! Is something wrong?
Jack: Is Mr. Roper home?
Mrs. Roper: No, kids, he isn't. And I'm worried. He's never missed "Name That Tune" before.
Janet: Then Mrs. Roper, we have some bad news. Mr. Roper has.....been kidnapped.
Mrs. Roper faints
To Be Continued.......
Will Roper and Richard escape? Find out next time on Part Two, coming soon!
How did you like it?
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-19-2001).]
Episode Six
"Lost and Found- Part One"
Now let's return to that mystical thing, so well named "Four's A Couple."
Scene- Apartment
The TV is on
Newscastor: Hello, I am Luke Spitzbergen. Our top story is: Child: M I S S I N G
Terri starts sobbing
Newsman: Young Richard Tallas
Larry <Shouting>: Dallas, you idiot, Dallas!
Newsman: Opps, that's Dallas! No one knows where he is. He could be in Dallas, who knows? But, the police department addvises you LOOK for him.
Jack turns the tv off.
Jack: Don't worry Terri, we'll find him!
All of the sudden, a rock is thrown though the window. Jack picks it up.
Janet: What does it say?
Jack: WE, It says WE.
Larry: Huh?
Mr. Roper comes in
Mr. Roper: What's all the noise in here? I'm trying to watch "Name that Tune!
Another brick comes though the window and hits Roper in the head. He lands in a heap.
Jack: This one says HAVE.
Another brick comes in and hits Jack in the head.
Jack: Owww. He collaspses.
JAnet: I'll read it. It says YOUR.
Another rock flys though the kitchen window. Larry , Terri, and Janet go into the kitchen.
Janet: It says CHILD.
Another rock comes in and hits Janet in the head.
Larry: At least we didn't get hit, Terri.
Two more rocks come in and hits them in the head. When they all wake up they are surrounded by rocks.
Larry: I'll put them all together.
When he does, he tells them.
Larry: It says: WE HAVE YOUR CHILD. PAY US $333, 000 OR THE KID GETS IT! SORRY WE USED SO MANY BRICKS, BUT WE COULDN'T GET IT ALL ON LESS THEN 30 BRICKS.
Terri: They have Richie! What will we do?
Mr. Roper: Have another baby.
Jack: Mr. Roper! That's real mean! Poor Richie is proboly scared to death.
Scene- Abandoned Warehouse
Richie: Ohh! Dhese toy so fun!! Thank you, Uncle <Crate Falls Down>. (We'll call him Uncle A)
Uncle A: Sam, go rob another Toys R' Us.
Sam <NY accent>: Okay, boss, but why don't we ever hear your own?
Uncle A: They're my special sound effects.
Sam: Oh. Let me try. Uncle <trash can falls down>. Uncle <cat screams>.
Uncle A: Now go!
Scene- Police Station
Jack: See, these rocks were thrown though the window at our apartment.
Police Officer: Well, we can't get anything from these, but we have noticed that similar rocks were thrown in a couple Toys 'R Us stores. Tell me, were you the only ones hit by it?
Janet: No, our landlord did also get hit.
Police Officer: Well, you better hurry back home, because the robbers have been known to carry out their victims.
Larry: Wait a minuet! We left Roper by himself!
Terri: Oh, no! We better hurry back.
Scene- Abandoned Warehouse
Roper is taken in by Sam. Roper sees Richie.
Mr. Roper: Richie! There you are!
Richie: <trying to say Roper> Ropem!
Mr. Roper: What are you going to do with us?
Sam: We are keeping ya for ransom.
Mr. Roper: What do I call you two slimely, idiotic creatures?
Sam: Call me Sam. This is my boss, Mr. <scream is heard>.
Mr. Roper: What?
Sam: Mr. <baby cries>.
Mr. Roper: I still don't know what it is!
Sam: You can't hear it because of the boss' sound effects.
Mr. Roper: Ohhhh!
Scene- Ropers' Apartment
The doorbell rings
Mrs. Roper: I'm coming!
She opens the door
Mrs. Roper: Oh, hi kids! Is something wrong?
Jack: Is Mr. Roper home?
Mrs. Roper: No, kids, he isn't. And I'm worried. He's never missed "Name That Tune" before.
Janet: Then Mrs. Roper, we have some bad news. Mr. Roper has.....been kidnapped.
Mrs. Roper faints
To Be Continued.......
Will Roper and Richard escape? Find out next time on Part Two, coming soon!
How did you like it?
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Jack: You know what your trouble is, Chrissy? You're a compulsive eater!
Chrissy: I am not! I'm just always hungry.
[This message has been edited by Sean Snow (edited 06-19-2001).]