Name a Kiss My A$$ product!

[Brad Russ]

This thread is a tribute to Janice's kick ass product thread, only instead of mentioning products you love, you name products you've tried that you absolutely hated for one reason or another. I want to give credit where credit is due, I also got the idea for this thread from Janice Johnson's thread about things she didn't like, so thank you Janice Johnson for inspiring this thread! :)

My first kiss my a$$ product is generic sliced cheese that isn't Kraft. I haven't tried every kind, so I can't put them all down, but of the ones I have tried, they've tasted like crap, and felt like I was chewing on cud or something. :barf: Generic sliced cheese can definitely kiss my a$$!!! :mooner:

P.S. to Janice, I hope me using this thread title doesn't upset you. Please know that I did it as a tribute to your thread, and just thought it might be kind of funny to get an opposite view of various products. :)

[Zoneboy]

Their pizza was nothing but a mound of crust with very little toppings. I haven't tried their thin crust or brick oven pizza so maybe they'll be better than this garbage. I purchased a similar pizza that was a store brand and it put Freschetta to shame.

http://www.caymanshoppers.com/media/Freschetta%20pep.jpg

[Doodyville10019]

To me, what really sucks is any off-brand (or generic) cola (especially those marketed under grocery store names). Most of them taste like tin, and some are barely drinkable at all!

[BarneyFife]

To me, what really sucks is any off-brand (or generic) cola (especially those marketed under grocery store names). Most of them taste like tin, and some are barely drinkable at all!

I agree, they have a stale taste to me.

I hate Torinos Pizza, they have no taste what so ever and the crust is like eating cardboard.

[Pus$y Galore]

Oh Brad - BIG mistake buying generic processed cheese - unless it's Kraft, they all taste like floppy plastic!!

And Barney - just about any frozen pizza tastes like cardboard! You're better off to heat up the box it came in!


And for me, it's any of those LED puck lights (I bought mine at CostCo, but I'll bet they're all the same). If you mount them and turn them on and leave them on great - but the minute you turn them off, they stop working althogether. $#&@ing pieces of crap!!

[Janice]

P.S. to Janice, I hope me using this thread title doesn't upset you. Please know that I did it as a tribute to your thread, and just thought it might be kind of funny to get an opposite view of various products. :)
It's a great idea, Brad. I'm sure I'll be adding to your thread. :)

[LuLu Rogers]

http://www.buffalorock.com/products/images/dietGrapico.jpg

I LOVE the original!! but this diet version tastes like Dimetapp cough syrup

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/58929/200.jpg


puke:

[Janice Johnson]

This thread is a tribute to Janice's kick ass product thread, only instead of mentioning products you love, you name products you've tried that you absolutely hated for one reason or another. I want to give credit where credit is due, I also got the idea for this thread from Janice Johnson's thread about things she didn't like, so thank you Janice Johnson for inspiring this thread! :)



Oh, thank you, Little Mel. *Blushes graciously* :blush:

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

As I mentioned before, Sushi, is one of my favorite foods. But, I will NEVER buy sushi at 7-11, again. OMG, the worse, tasting crap, ever. It is absolutely GROSS. I cannot even, describe how freaking disgusting 7-11's sushi is. It is horrible!!!

:barf:

[Hollow]

dell laptops...i wonder if they're intended to inevitably fall apart so we keep having to spend money on replacements and such.

[Pus$y Galore]

As I mentioned before, Sushi, is one of my favorite foods. But, I will NEVER buy sushi at 7-11, again. OMG, the worse, tasting crap, ever. It is absolutely GROSS. I cannot even, describe how freaking disgusting 7-11's sushi is. It is horrible!!!

:barf:


Honey I love you....but.....what are you thinking??? IT'S 7-11 for pete's sake!!! I wouldn't buy anything other than a candy bar or chips from there! :lol:

'Course, with sushi and me, if I want that taste, I'll lick the bottom of a row boat! It's cheaper and fresher ...... and tastes the same! ;)

[bandito]

'Course, with sushi and me, if I want that taste, I'll lick the bottom of a row boat! It's cheaper and fresher ...... and tastes the same! ;):rofl:

[dawsongirl]

Philips DVD Recorders. IDK, maybe they've improved since the early 2000s, but damn, those things didn't work from 1st use. On the other hand, my Panasonic has worked pretty flawlessly. So :censored: Philips.

[MonarC]

Yeah I got one. Does anyone remember that infomercial in the 90's for...

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/images/DD7-logo.jpg

DD7 - it was a stain remover. Yeah I remember my mom had it. It never got any of my stains out. :lol: So kiss bootayyy DD7. :mooner: :lol:

[dawsongirl]

Yeah I got one. Does anyone remember that infomercial in the 90's for...

http://www.asseenontv.com/prod-pages/images/DD7-logo.jpg

DD7 - it was a stain remover. Yeah I remember my mom had it. It never got any of my stains out. :lol: So kiss bootayyy DD7. :mooner: :lol:
Totally remember that. And yeah, it didn't work quite as well as it said it would.

[Brad Russ]

Possibly the most disgusting food ever created, Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper. I still have nightmares about the ****!!

[Dutabi84]

Their pizza was nothing but a mound of crust with very little toppings. I haven't tried their thin crust or brick oven pizza so maybe they'll be better than this garbage. I purchased a similar pizza that was a store brand and it put Freschetta to shame.

http://www.caymanshoppers.com/media/Freschetta%20pep.jpg

Wow, I always loved Freschetta. Except for when the one you have pictured would fall apart in the oven and turn into a giant mess.

I do think the brick oven pizzas are better though.

Stay away from Bernatello's. I think the cheese is cultured from dog milk or something nasty like that.

[OH Nuts!]

any Franco American product (yecch)

[MusicJunkie]

To me, what really sucks is any off-brand (or generic) cola (especially those marketed under grocery store names). Most of them taste like tin, and some are barely drinkable at all!
I must be alone here. I love the Kroger brand diet sodas, especially Dr. K (their Dr. Pepper knockoff), Root Beer and Cherry Cola, all diet.

[MusicJunkie]

I love Indian food, and it's something I don't have enough, so when I saw a frozen food brand called Discover Cuisine which has a line of Indian food. All I can say is that the food was so vile that even looking at a picture of it is enough to send me to the john barfing violently. It's absolutely vile and will never replicate the real Indian food

[Brad Russ]

I must be alone here. I love the Kroger brand diet sodas, especially Dr. K (their Dr. Pepper knockoff), Root Beer and Cherry Cola, all diet.

You're not alone. I actually prefer many of the generic names that you mentioned, only I like the regular brands, not diet. I also enjoy others like Albertson's brand soda, and big K. IMO, there's nothing as refreshing as a cold Albertson's brand cola on a warm Summer's day.

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

Honey I love you....but.....what are you thinking??? IT'S 7-11 for pete's sake!!! I wouldn't buy anything other than a candy bar or chips from there! :lol:

'Course, with sushi and me, if I want that taste, I'll lick the bottom of a row boat! It's cheaper and fresher ...... and tastes the same! ;)
I know, I know. But, at the time, I was drunk and hungry. But, still...YUCK.

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

Possibly the most disgusting food ever created, Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper. I still have nightmares about the ****!!
Dear God, that looks like dog barf!!!!

[Brad Russ]

Dear God, that looks like dog barf!!!!

Tastes like it too!! puke:

[Brad Russ]

I know many people will probably be puzzled by this, but I've just never been able to stand cream of mushroom soup. Ever since my Oma made it for me as a child, and it was full of lumps, I haven't even been able to smell the stuff without getting a little queesy. Campbell's tomato soup is pretty nasty too, but no soup grosses me out as much as C OF M.

[BarneyFife]

And Barney - just about any frozen pizza tastes like cardboard! You're better off to heat up the box it came in!


Actually, if baked right, the high priced pizza's like Freschetta's and DiGiorno's are just as good as a pizza you buy at the parlor. I baked a DiGiorno's last night and it tasted better than Domino's, the crust wasn't hard at all.


I will never buy any more products made by Emerson. I've bought a VCR and two Boom Boxes in the past and they all were a piece of crap. The VCR didn't last four months before it started eating my tapes and both Boom Boxes dragged at the beginning of the cassette.:mad:

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

I know many people will probably be puzzled by this, but I've just never been able to stand cream of mushroom soup. Ever since my Oma made it for me as a child, and it was full of lumps, I haven't even been able to smell the stuff without getting a little queesy. Campbell's tomato soup is pretty nasty too, but no soup grosses me out as much as C OF M.
Because, speaking of dog vomit. That is what Campbell's, Cream of Mushroom Soup, tastes like.

[phoebe7165]

I know many people will probably be puzzled by this, but I've just never been able to stand cream of mushroom soup. Ever since my Oma made it for me as a child, and it was full of lumps, I haven't even been able to smell the stuff without getting a little queesy. Campbell's tomato soup is pretty nasty too, but no soup grosses me out as much as C OF M.

It doesn't puzzle me because I have NEVER liked C of M, either!! When I was a kid, my babysitter made me C of M for lunch. I told her I didn't like it because I have never liked mushrooms. So she gave me a straw and told me to just suck the liquid through the straw, so I don't have to eat the mushrooms. The thing is it STILL tastes nasty. It tastes like mushroom in the liquid, too!!

I love most cream of...soups but C of M....I'm in total agreement with Brad!!

For some reason, I have never had any of the other foods that were mentioned in the post - Freschetta, beef stroganoff hamburger helper(although I will admit I really like their cheeseburger macaroni), sushi from 7-11 etc!!:D

I will not eat pre-packaged cheese, either. I get my cheese from the deli and I grew up eating white american cheese, not that orange stuff!!

The only thing I can think of that I'm not too crazy about is Hot Pockets. They are way too bready and the outer part tastes funny. I never buy them.

[LuLu Rogers]

Rice Pudding puke:

[treky]

I agree, Lauren. I've always hated rice pudding; but everyone else in my family loves it.

[treky]

macaroni and cheese

[Cactus Jack]

I know many people will probably be puzzled by this, but I've just never been able to stand cream of mushroom soup. Ever since my Oma made it for me as a child, and it was full of lumps, I haven't even been able to smell the stuff without getting a little queesy. Campbell's tomato soup is pretty nasty too, but no soup grosses me out as much as C OF M.
So I guess "possibilities"means the possibility it will taste like ****?

[Pus$y Galore]

You're not alone. I actually prefer many of the generic names that you mentioned, only I like the regular brands, not diet. I also enjoy others like Albertson's brand soda, and big K. IMO, there's nothing as refreshing as a cold Albertson's brand cola on a warm Summer's day.


Most of those generic soft drinks are made by Cott. They also make President's Choice and now juices too. They also own Menu Foods, who were the manufacturers of the tainted pet foods last year.

I know the son of the guy who used to own Cott (actually I worked for him). It's an interesting story of how they competed against Coke and Pepsi.


LOL - I'm still laughing at you having nightmares about Hamburger Helper! Maybe that could be your Halloween theme this year if you get into the spirit of things!! :lol:

[Pus$y Galore]

Actually, if baked right, the high priced pizza's like Freschetta's and DiGiorno's are just as good as a pizza you buy at the parlor. I baked a DiGiorno's last night and it tasted better than Domino's, the crust wasn't hard at all.

:

Those DiGiorno's do look good, unfortunately we can't get them up here in Canada. I think we have a similar version called Delissio but I've never been able to buy it cuz the box is too big for the freezer! Lol

I did buy one of those baking stones for stuff like pizzas so I'll have to try it the next time - maybe it'll help!

[MusicJunkie]

Because, speaking of dog vomit. That is what Campbell's, Cream of Mushroom Soup, tastes like.
and you know this because you've had dog vomit? :lol:

[Pus$y Galore]

and you know this because you've had dog vomit? :lol:


Hey - you don't need to eat it - just try cleaning it up sometime - that's enough! :lol:

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

and you know this because you've had dog vomit? :lol:
No, but, I have cleaned enough of it, to have somewhat of an indication it what it might taste like...

[Pus$y Galore]

No, but, I have cleaned enough of it, to have somewhat of an indication it what it might taste like...


Again, our glamorous lives are similar! ;)

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

Again, our glamorous lives are similar! ;)
Oh, yeah..the joys of having animals; but then again, I would rather live with my dog, than most men I know..HA HA HA..Have you ever cleaned up human vomit? Ten times worse..HA HA ;)

[phoebe7165]

Oh, yeah..the joys of having animals; but then again, I would rather live with my dog, than most men I know..HA HA HA..

Isn't that the truth!!!

Have you ever cleaned up human vomit? Ten times worse..HA HA ;)

Thankfully haven't had to do that but I have been there holding back the hair of a girl who was worshipping to the porcelain god. That was bad enough! I, too, was getting ready to hurl!!

[Pus$y Galore]

Oh, yeah..the joys of having animals; but then again, I would rather live with my dog, than most men I know..HA HA HA..Have you ever cleaned up human vomit? Ten times worse..HA HA ;)


LOL - I always said that about not having kids, but pets instead - at least their puke is not as bad to clean up!

And some men I know leave more hairs on the furniture than my dogs do! hehe

[LuLu Rogers]

I worked at a Vet, so I have no problem cleaning up after animals, even what horses leave behind, but people... Eww!! puke:

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

Isn't that the truth!!!



Thankfully haven't had to do that but I have been there holding back the hair of a girl who was worshipping to the porcelain god. That was bad enough! I, too, was getting ready to hurl!!
Yes, I have been there and done that, many of times..when a girlfriend got drunk and sick..So, much fun....NOT!!!

But, then again, there has been, more times that I would like to remember, that a friend of mine, had to hold back my hair...:crazy:

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

LOL - I always said that about not having kids, but pets instead - at least their puke is not as bad to clean up!

And some men I know leave more hairs on the furniture than my dogs do! hehe
Baby puke is not that bad!!!


HA ha ha, men, do leave their hair(s) all over the place, especially when it comes to the bathroom. It drives me, bonkers, when I see, hairs all over the bathroom floor. But, then again, men are a lot like dogs, but dogs are the more superior creatue..HA


(Disclaimer to the men reading this, I am just kidding...well, maybe;) )

[Pus$y Galore]

Baby puke is not that bad!!!


HA ha ha, men, do leave their hair(s) all over the place, especially when it comes to the bathroom. It drives me, bonkers, when I see, hairs all over the bathroom floor. But, then again, men are a lot like dogs, but dogs are the more superior creatue..HA


(Disclaimer to the men reading this, I am just kidding...well, maybe;) )


LOL - I'll add the same disclaimer! ;) The soap should never keep you guessing what part of the body it was used on! And dogs don't use your soap so it'z all good there!

I remember bouncing my friend's 3 wk old on my knee on a very hot, humid August afternoon (the girlfriend didn't tell me she had just fed him). I swear the kid was son of the possessed! Projectile and sourrrrrrr - whoa!
But remember, that kid does get older and the ones who don't like using a toilet or bucket would just kill me!

Geez, we really have gone off topic here haven't we? Plus, I think I'll pass on any dinner tonight.....especially anything related to Hamburger Helper!

[Hollywood Rock Chic]

LOL - I'll add the same disclaimer! ;) The soap should never keep you guessing what part of the body it was used on! And dogs don't use your soap so it'z all good there!

I remember bouncing my friend's 3 wk old on my knee on a very hot, humid August afternoon (the girlfriend didn't tell me she had just fed him). I swear the kid was son of the possessed! Projectile and sourrrrrrr - whoa!
But remember, that kid does get older and the ones who don't like using a toilet or bucket would just kill me!

Geez, we really have gone off topic here haven't we? Plus, I think I'll pass on any dinner tonight.....especially anything related to Hamburger Helper!
:lol: Thank God, I have already had my food for the day. And, I was having a salad with bleuchesse chunks in it..HA HA HA

[Brad Russ]

LOL - I'm still laughing at you having nightmares about Hamburger Helper! Maybe that could be your Halloween theme this year if you get into the spirit of things!! :lol:

Naturally most people think I'm joking when I bring up the whole Beef Stroganoff nightmare thing, but it's no joke. I really did have many nightmares about the stuff growing up. One time I even woke up and started vomitting at the thought. When my mom came in the bathroom asking if I was okay, I told her why I was sick, and I was hoping that meant no more HH, but unfortunately less than a week later I was face to face with a plateful of my nightmare once again!! :lol:

That Halloween thing is actually a good idea. I have seen people dressed as boxes of Hamburger Helper before, and I can't think of a better time to dress as something so scary than on Halloween. lol! Only problem is, I'll have little kids vomitting out all there candy and running once they see the box of stroganoff. :lol:

[dawsongirl]

I worked at a Vet, so I have no problem cleaning up after animals, even what horses leave behind, but people... Eww!! puke:
Wow...I would be totally opposite. Not that human...stuff...is great (you just don't realize how bad poop smells until you have to change an 8 year-old's diaper)...but at least it's human I guess.

[Pus$y Galore]

Naturally most people think I'm joking when I bring up the whole Beef Stroganoff nightmare thing, but it's no joke. I really did have many nightmares about the stuff growing up. One time I even woke up and started vomitting at the thought. When my mom came in the bathroom asking if I was okay, I told her why I was sick, and I was hoping that meant no more HH, but unfortunately less than a week later I was face to face with a plateful of my nightmare once again!! :lol:

That Halloween thing is actually a good idea. I have seen people dressed as boxes of Hamburger Helper before, and I can't think of a better time to dress as something so scary than on Halloween. lol! Only problem is, I'll have little kids vomitting out all there candy and running once they see the box of stroganoff. :lol:


:rofl: That's just plain child abuse feeding it to you again!!! My mom learned with my brother after his first and only meal of creamed corn! lol And I'm sure glad it was my other brother who sat across from him at the table too!

- A hamburger helper box - that's hilarious!!!

[littlebelle]

Frozen food in general! especially those delicious pasta dishes. Like who ever thought you could have a delicious pasta carbonara meal in three minutes?

[littlebelle]

Oh my, scratch what I just said. I definitely thought this thread was titled "Kick Ass Products". :lol:

[InspectorExstead]

Possibly the most disgusting food ever created, Beef Stroganoff Hamburger Helper. I still have nightmares about the ****!!

i looove beef stroganoff but that stuff looks disgusting.

[Brad Russ]

:rofl: That's just plain child abuse feeding it to you again!!! My mom learned with my brother after his first and only meal of creamed corn! lol And I'm sure glad it was my other brother who sat across from him at the table too!

- A hamburger helper box - that's hilarious!!!

Yeah, I saw a few picks of people dressed as that, and it is pretty funny!! :lol: I'll have to see if I can find a picture of it.

Wish my parents would have been more like yours in that regard. My parents were the type that made you sit at the table until your plate was clean. I spent many of my weekend nights away frowning, and staring at my mixed vegetables all night. :lol:

[Brad Russ]

i looove beef stroganoff but that stuff looks disgusting.

Regular beef stroganoff I can atleast tolerate, it's just the hamburger helper kind that makes me sick.

[MusicJunkie]

time to add Lean Cuisine's Chicken Bacon Ranch flatbread melts to the list.

I know, Chicken bacon ranch... how can this go wrong? Well, somehow, Lean Cuisine did just that. I ate about 1/3 of it before tossing it in the trash. Way too much cilantro (cilantro turns my stomach inside out) and really disgusting taste

http://www.leancuisine.com/Products/ProductImage.ashx?ProductID=10823&width=230&height=230

[dawsongirl]

time to add Lean Cuisine's Chicken Bacon Ranch flatbread melts to the list.

I know, Chicken bacon ranch... how can this go wrong? Well, somehow, Lean Cuisine did just that. I ate about 1/3 of it before tossing it in the trash. Way too much cilantro (cilantro turns my stomach inside out) and really disgusting taste

http://www.leancuisine.com/Products/ProductImage.ashx?ProductID=10823&width=230&height=230
Lean Cuisine usually makes pretty good stuff, too. But I don't think I would have bought that anyway; the picture looks icky.