Funniest Posts/ And Threads from All over The Web?

[Janice Johnson]

This thread is to post those funny threads and posts from all over the web, not just SO.......

In CommercialsIHate.com

Thread... "That "Crazy" fox that tries to sell you a home business!

Post... "I love how the "Crazy" fox says, 'You would have to be crazy... crazy like a fox not to buy this home business..." I say, 'You'd have to be "Crazy like a fox to fall for this obvious scam!" :lol: One of the funniest posts EVER!

[PunkyP0WER]

a bad review on imdb from long time ago on full house sticks out in my mind. it has long since been deleted but for fun i used to read bad reviews and there was one that someone said they wished the olsen twins had their hearts eaten by a pack of wolves. its probably beyond disturbing to most but the way it was written was comical. i like dark humor i guess.

[littlebelle]

I feel like every thread on IMDB is either ridiculous or laughable.

[Hollow]

just about anything i posted on here around 2004. whenever i go through my posts from back then i always end up laughing almost hysterically. literally. at the time i was just being silly/weird, i had no idea i was providing myself with such epic enterainment years in the future after i'd forgotten about it. damn, i wish i were still as disturbed and creative as i used to be.

[Courtnee]

I feel like every thread on IMDB is either ridiculous or laughable.
I agree.

Like this one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108052/board/thread/102071283

[PunkyP0WER]

I feel like every thread on IMDB is either ridiculous or laughable.
very true. i often go there to kill time on my 3rd shift job. i never post just read either their message boards or reviews and laugh my butt off at how disturbed/uneducated/ridiculous and hateful people can be.i gave up participating on their boards a long time ago. when a disney's cinderella board gets hostile you know theres a problem.....

[littlebelle]

I agree.

Like this one:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108052/board/thread/102071283


:lol: People have no lives. Don't forget the standard "Is he/she gay?" post on every single board.

[PunkyP0WER]

ok this isn't from the web at all but i didn't want to start a whole thread for it: the Hartford Courant, a local newspaper in my state just had a makeover, and they moved the obituaries from the section entitled 'Connecticut' (local regional news) to the section of the paper called 'Living'(entertainment news).

[PunkyP0WER]

:lol: People have no lives. Don't forget the standard "Is he/she gay?" post on every single board.
i'v even seen people ask the sexuality of disney characters?!? can't stand imdb! they need a better system of moderation.

[littlebelle]

i'v even seen people ask the sexuality of disney characters?!?

Whaatttt??!

they need a better system of moderation.

I don't think they have one!

[Janice Johnson]

On YouTube, there was a commercial for Partnership For A Drug Free America, and in the commercial, a black young man who looks incerdibly like malcolm Jamal Warner whn he played theo on The Cosby Show is talking about selling drugs to kids .... he even sounds like Theo too...... At the end, he turns into a snake, and says, 'Do I look like the kind of guy who would do that to a kid like you?" he says, 'yessssssssssssss.... And darts his tongue out. A poster says, it's amazing how the "snake" is a black dude..... ina white neighborhood.... This commercial is very racissssssssssssssst..." I laughed because i love puns.:lol:

[dawsongirl]

ok this isn't from the web at all but i didn't want to start a whole thread for it: the Hartford Courant, a local newspaper in my state just had a makeover, and they moved the obituaries from the section entitled 'Connecticut' (local regional news) to the section of the paper called 'Living'(entertainment news).
:lol:

[dawsongirl]

jumptheshark.com is full of comical posts as well. Few years ago, I'd go to the Family Feud page because some of those posts made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.

[PunkyP0WER]

jumptheshark.com is full of comical posts as well. Few years ago, I'd go to the Family Feud page because some of those posts made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe.
thats a good one! i visit often too. i like to read all the bad comments on my fav. shows. i read one on tne commish once that was so funny that everytime i tried reading it aloud to my sister i couldn't finish with out cracking up.

[MusicJunkie]

I am sure anyone who posted on AOL's music boards around 1999-2000 remembers YokoDiva. Now I happen to like Yoko, I think she's a very misunderstood woman and she's much more talented than people want to think of her as, but this troll used to go to every single message board and board how Yoko Ono had something like 150 #1 hits and was a bigger star than whoever the board was about. Not only that, the typing was atrocious and the person had typos all the time.

But regardless, I was always rolling on the floor reading his/her posts. I remember when he started a huge riot on the AOL Beatles board by proclaiming that John Lennon was a nobody before Yoko came along. :lmao:

[Janice Johnson]

On YouTube, in a post for the video Scream by Michael jackson and janet Jackson, the poster wrote, 'They look like kung-fu monkeys!" I could not stop laughing at that! :lol:

[Janice Johnson]

On YouTube, there was another post about Crazy Fox..... The post went, 'That damn crazy fox is trying to sell me a home based business in a Boston accent!":lol: :crazy:

[Janice Johnson]

On YouTube, Michael Jackson's Smooth Criminal video, a post went like this.... "Why don't today's music videos look great like this one? I blame Bush"...........:lol: :crazy: I ROTFL for that!:crazy: I don't think Bush should be blamed for that, but it is so funny! :lol: :crazy:

[BarneyFife]

This thread is to post those funny threads and posts from all over the web, not just SO.......

In CommercialsIHate.com

Thread... "That "Crazy" fox that tries to sell you a home business!

Post... "I love how the "Crazy" fox says, 'You would have to be crazy... crazy like a fox not to buy this home business..." I say, 'You'd have to be "Crazy like a fox to fall for this obvious scam!" :lol: One of the funniest posts EVER!

I LMAO at one of your threads when you said you had to go doo doo in the restroom at McDonalds and came back only to find your dessert was gone. :lol:

[Janice Johnson]

I LMAO at one of your threads when you said you had to go doo doo in the restroom at McDonalds and came back only to find your dessert was gone. :lol:

*Cringes* :blush: :lol: :o

[BarneyFife]

*Cringes* :blush: :lol: :o

Sorry Janice, I didn't mean to embarrass you, but you have to admit, that post was pretty funny.:D :lol:

[Janice Johnson]

In a youtube websote for Vince Offer's Slapchop Commercial posters wrote these.....

"I guess this is what the Scout does when he is not stealing sandviches from Heavy.":lol:

"The Scout must be using the slapchop so he can make sandviches to give back to Heavy.:lol: (different posters)

"Vince has that headest on because he forgot to take the headset off when he was working at Burger King, because he rushed over to make this informercial!"

:lol:

"Vince looks like the Rock and Popeye's bastard son......:lol:

[James]

I'd have to say the Usenet message board for "The Brady Bunch" back before it was totally taken over by trolls. Back in the late 1990s and up until 2005 it was still possible to view it and get your daily dose of laughs. :lol: There was this poster who rewrote the transcripts to episodes in 2000 with make-believe plotlines like, for instance, Greg almost having that accident in "Greg Gets Grounded" because he opened a can of beer and smoked a joint instead of looking at his new record album. :rofl: Then there was another poster who had a fascination for The Flintstones who replied to threads with stuff pertinent to Fred and Barney and Company. :rotflmao:

Those were the days!

[James]

Gone but not forgotten:

One day in the late 1990s I did a Yahoo! search on Steve Urkel. The only thing to come up was the site entitled "Steve Urkel Ate My Balls". I checked out the site, and it was not a "Family Matters" site at all. I later learned that there were other "Ate My Balls" sites for other famous people like Michael Jordan, Dennis Rodman, Bill Clinton, Kenneth Starr, Monica Lewinsky, Marcia Brady (the character), and even groups like the Beatles and the Spice Girls. Wikipedia even has a piece on the phenomenon at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ate_My_Balls!

Also there used to be a website Deathsucks.com. The main menu was a graveyard with dead famous people, and you clicked on a grave to get a bunch of jokes. It was "hosted" by "celebrity maggots" Mort and Dahmer. Among the dead on the site were John Lennon, Karen Carpenter (I've even said "It's Karen Deathsucks!" when I hear a song by the Carpenters on the radio!), Kurt Cobain, Sonny Bono, Frank Sinatra, Jeffrey Dahmer, and John F. Kennedy, Jr. It disappeared in 2002; I remember because they had just started putting up Waylon Jennings jokes, and he died in February that year.

[Mikado]

In my own opinion, this was the funniest post that I ever made ^_^'
(click the links in order)


http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=3039936&postcount=11

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=3039941&postcount=12

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/showpost.php?p=3039947&postcount=13

[Janice Johnson]

Sorry Janice, I didn't mean to embarrass you, but you have to admit, that post was pretty funny.:D :lol:

I wasn't in a laughing mood at the time... I was PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!:mad: The employee at the Mcdonald's baically implied that it was my own fault.... I should have complained to the corporate about the incident........

[Janice Johnson]

On Commercials I Hate, Nathan Alexander, the creator of the site, posted a picture that shows a man hanging upside down, letting the Dasani water fall out in a crazy splash. Nathan's quote has to be one of the funniest quotes on the web EVER! I am still laughing over it!:D :lol:

This is Nathan's quote.

"Look at what this man is doing with his Dasani water. F..c..k you if this is what you do with your $2.00 bottle of water!" :lol:

[Janice Johnson]

Here is a post that had me laughing a lot....

On youtube, in a commercial for Lucky charms 2008,(the one where he gets a special control time power charm), a poster wrote, "If I were Lucky, and I was running through the forest, and the tree said, 'Lucky", I would have been scared as hell and run like hell away." :lol:

[Janice Johnson]

On Youtube, Nightmare On Elm Street 4, a poster wrote, "Kirsten actually thinks she can defeat Freddy by lunging at him. She is a crazy bitch and if I were Freddy, I'd be the one running away from her if she thinks like this!" :lol: