NancyJoJinny and My Fanfic! "Scream 4; Five Women, One Night; Delirium!"

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

Okay, so as you know, Dana has completely lost her mind, and I think I am following. So, anyway, we're writing this fic whether you like it or not, so there! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

k... here we go!

(((Station.))) (Jinny runs into Cap's office all excited and junk, holding a letter.)
Cap: Jinny, did I say come in?
J: No, but who cares! I have the best news!
Cap: What?
J: Guess!
Cap: I hate when people do that to me! They tell me to guess and then it's something that I never would have gotten. What?
J: We won a contest! (Sarcastically.) That was your guess right?
Cap: (Dead serious.) It was.
J: Guess what kinda contest!
Cap: No, Jin!
J: Pleasssse? (Sticks her bottom lip out like you do when you pout.) Pleasse?
Cap: Oh, all right. We're going to be flown to Ireland where we have to spend the night in a haunted castle with video cameras to get record of the night.
J: (Jaw drops.) How did you know that?
Cap: I got it right?
J: (Nods.)
Cap: Oh, my...

Okay, Dana! You go now! I can't wait!


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This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

[NancyJoJinny]

YES! Come with me too mind loss land and we'll have a jolly good time!


Captain: I cant... *Searching for excuse* I ahev, the station too run and.... A house too.... clean... And a dog too feed..
Jinny: You don't have a dog.
Captain: I'll buy one.
Jinny: You can't back out now.... WE WON!
Captian: I'll go! But you have too promise me that you will... I don't know, make it up too me.
Jinny: yeah, whatever *Runs and stands by her desk* Guess what guys!
Magda: What?
CD: Are you going too fly us too a forieghn country and torture us.
Jinny: YEP!
Angela: We know, we heard you telling Cap.
Jinny: Did I mention were leaving tonight?
Magda: No.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[BlairandJo]

NancyJoJinny I have been in the land of loss
minds for at least 6months!!(LOL)Post more soon I love it!!!!!!!!!!!;o)

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Its my life!This is
who I am!And you tell me
it does'nt matter!
-Jinny
~~~~~~~
If you want something bad
enough you go after it no
matter what the outcome may be
-My Quote
~~~~~~
"Love beliver
So take the love He's giving to you
A love receiver
Cause everything He's
Promised is true
Love beliver
Listen to the song that I
sing
You are the child of the
King"
-Love Beliver.
~~~~~~~
"Be a good girl(why be a good girl?)be a good girl
(why be a good girl?)she
is a see-saw seeing if it
matters she is a game of
Chutes and Laders.
be a good girl (why be a good girl?)
she needs the one who wrote the definition of
a love without condition
be a good girl."
-Good Girl.

[sue z q]

Originally posted by BlairandJo:
NancyJoJinny I have been in the land of loss
minds for at least 6months!!(LOL)Post more soon I love it!!!!!!!!!!!;o)



Just read my sig about where my mind is. lol. This is toooooooooo funny! Post more!



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Jo: Partners? You mean 50-50? Uh, 50-50-50-50-50?
Blair: Good, Jo, we'll let you do the books!

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

And from your two resident off-topic queens, Danielle and I, who are still looking for that 12 step program by the way:

*^*^*~~~God Bless~~~*^*^*

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, I've lost my mind now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/biggrin.gif

M: I... I can't leave tonight! I have to find someone to watch Ben, and... and... feed his fish... and--
CD: Ben has fish?
A: I had fish once! They were tropical fish! I loved them! Their names were-- (C.D. hits her in the back of her head.) I can take a hint!
J: Mag... (Puts her arm around her.) It's all been taken care of!
CD: By who?
A: Whom.
CD: By whom then... What difference does it make?
A: Well, according to Webster's Dictionary, 2001 Edition, "who" is interoggative, and "whom" is relative. So, you see, there is a difference.
J: Ee-yeah... By me of course! (To Angela.) Or is it meem? (C.D., Magda, and Jinny start laughing.)
A: Not funny, Jinny... Not funny at all!
M: (Still laughing.) I thought it was.
CD: Me, too.
J: So, are you guys in or not?
M: What are the chances of you shutting up until we say "okay"?
J: Umm... Slim to none.
(((That night at the airport.)))

Okay, Dana! Now that I've joined you in mind loss land, you better post more, so, I can post more, then you can post more, then me and it'll be a vicious cycle! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[NancyJoJinny]

MWWWWWWWWWWWAHAHAAAAAA! Poor Jinny,,, W/e

Jinny: This is so fun isnt this fun? Fun is fun, isn't fun fun, isnt this fun, eveything is so fun!
CD: Yews Jinny fun is fun and this is fun and fun is this and is fun.... Wait... No, have you been drinking?
Jinny: Guess.
CD: Yes.
Jinny: Hey you're good at this!
CD: mmm hmm...
Kate: *Jinny paces for about 30 minuits and trips* Jinny, get up and sit down.
Jinny: If I get up then why would I sit down?
Angela: You stand up and you sit in the chair.
Teddy: *Walks up* Geez...
Jinny: Ah, teddy you finally got here... But... Like I was saying whats the point of getting up if Im just gonna siut down? I mean If I just get up...
Kate: AH! Forget I ever mentioned it!
Jinny: Okey dokey.
Teddy: Yeah, whatever... *Helps Jinny up and sits her in the chair.*
Jinny: Thank you Teddy dearest.
Teddy: Don't mention it.
Jinny: Well how can I not mentuon it if I already mentioned it?
Magda: This is gonna be a looooooooong trip.

YOUR TURN.... S... no.... #24 QUEEN!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

Hahahah, #24 Queen? I don't get it but it doesn't matter! I don't get a lot of things like why Lifetime is making us a whole week for the "specialest epsisode in the whollest world!"

J: Of course it will be but you'l respect me in the morning! (Big grin.) Teddy Dearest... Can I ask you a questrian? (Said like equestrian.)
T: I suppose...
J: (Props her chin in her hand on the arm of the chair.) Am I the mostest beautifullest girl in the world?
T: Of course.
J: Would you be willing to take a polygraph and answer that equestrian?
M: Did you just call Teddy a jockey?
PA: Flight 13 to Ireland now boarding at gate... 13.
Cap: THat's us.
(((On the plane.))) (Angela's sitting next to C.D. and of course she had to have the window. Teddy and Jinny are ahead of them, Jinny's by the window and she's smiling from ear to ear rocking from side to side. Magda and Captain are in front of Teddy and Jinny.)
J: (Leans forward to talk to Magda.) I pity you. Havin' to sit by her for 22 hours. (Starts sniffing the air and darting her head around.) Where is it? How should I know? I said, where is it? How am I supposed to know?

Mwahahahahahahaha! Your turn! Mwahahahahahahaha! let's see where this goes!

[NancyJoJinny]

AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHA! Thats,./.. AAAAAAAHA!

Teddy: I'm not gonna ask because I don't wanna know who you are talking too Jinny.
Jinny: Where the hell is it, I said where is it, I been lookin for it...
Magda: *wispering* Capt? Who is Jinny talking too?
Jinny: I dont know where it is, where is it?
Capt: I honestly don't know.
Magda: That really worries me.
Jinny: Where the hell is it?
Teddy: *Covers Jinnys mouth with his hand*
Kate: *Stands up and turns too Teddy* Thank you! You are a saint!
Jinny: *Pushes his hand away* Can I athk (ask with a lisp) al of you an equethtrian?
CD: I guess.
Jinny: You know you really are good at guething... (guessing with a lisp)
Angela: Whatever, what is the question?
Jinny: Ummmmm... I forgot..
CD: Wow I wonder why.
Jinny: Oh, the little voice in my head reminded me... Will you all buy me a TV?
Teddy: Umm, no.
Jinny: *Pouty face* Yourrr mean!
CD: No... We just don't feel like buying you a TV.
Jinny: Why not?
Magda: Jin, you have a TV.
Jinny: Oh yeah, I forgoted... Oops.

Your turn.

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That kicked!

Jin: THe lil voice in my head just reminded me again... I won't have one in Isirland! (BLows raspberry. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif) Pphhttfff! (Starts singing.) I'm beautiful, that's for sure, I never ever fail. I'm loverly and it's so for sure!
Stewardess: Excuse me, ma'am, would you like some headphones?
Jin: Make the voices stop! (Clamps hands over her ears. All the sudden her eyes get really big and she grabs her bag, runs to the bathroom.)
Teddy: Guess she had to go! (After flying for an hour and a half uninterrupted by Jinny cuz she was still in the bathroom, out she comes with her hair bleached blonde and the Britney Spears outfit from Baby One More Time... on. She starts singing and doing the dance up and down the isle.)
Jin: Oh, bay-bay, bay-bay! (She sings the entire song and the bursts into 'I Wanna Be Loved By You'.) I wanna be loved by you, and nobody else but you, You, I wanna be loved by you, alooooone! (Hits a really high note and it shows a guy's glasses breaking.) HAHAHAHA! (She gets down in the floor and starts looking under the sears muttering...) Where is it? Gotta find it... Gotta find it! Ooh! (Picks up Angela's shoe.) What an interesting specimen. I must take it in for analysis! MWAHAHAHAHA! (Runs back to the bathroom w/ ANgela's shoe!)

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I have officially gone crazy! Yer turn!

[This message has been edited by Teddys_Angel_Jinny (edited 07-23-2001).]

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

Um....i don't believe that jinny would ever act like this...but...oh well. i hope she gets serious when they get to the haunted house. i hope it is scary...awesome so far/

[BlairandJo]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!This is so so Funny.LOL I love
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!;o)MORE

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

Originally posted by NancyMcKeonFan8976:
Um....i don't believe that jinny would ever act like this...but...oh well. i hope she gets serious when they get to the haunted house. i hope it is scary...awesome so far/

Aww... don't be such a party pooper! Asides, it gonna get serious... I think... C'mon, Dana! It's your turn!

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

i am not tring to be aparty pooper...just saying...lol, but i really really like it! sorry if i offended u or neone else. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gif

[NancyJoJinny]

Remember, I co-wrote "Drunk" Remember that? Jinny was insane in that one so.... You get the point... MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAA!

Angela: JINNY!!! Can I have my shoe back now!?
Jinny: *Comes out of bathroom* Analysis complete. *Hands shoe too angela*
Angela: Um, thanks.
Jinny: Hmmm... *wanders around a little looking for something.* Where is it? I don't know... Sure sure sure, gotta be somewhere... *Pulls hat off some old lady* I HAVE FOUND IT! *runs back too her seat* Its mine its mine its all mine I found it its mine... *passes out*
Teddy: You think shes ok?
Kate: She's not talking, or moving.... I don't care if shes ok, as long as she stays like this for a long time.
***4 hours later***
Jinny: *Wakeing up* Wha? Whats goin on? Whre am I?
Teddy: You're on the plane... To ireland?
Jinny: Oh... Oh yeah... *looks at clothes* Why am I dressed like Britney Spears? *Doesn't remember bleaching her hair or anything about night before.*
Magda: Jin, don't you remember?
Jinny: No........ Whats going on?
Angela: *Hands Jinny a little compact mirror thingy*
Jinny: I have blonde hair? I HAVE BLONDE HAIR!?!?!? WHY DO I HAVE BLONDE HAIR!?!?!?
Kate: Because you bleched it before dancing around like britney spears.
Jinny: Oh...... heh.....
Angela: And crawlin around sayin"WHere is it? I dunno, stop askin me... Where is it.... Sure sure sure sure..."
Jinny: Well who was asking?!
CD: Nobodie.
Jinny:.................

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

None taken... offense that is...

Stewardess: ANd our movie tonight is 'Steel Magnolias'. You would like a set of ear phones? (She smiles a fake smile and holds out a pair to Jinny.)
Jin: (Stands up and back stewardess into the seat across the isle.) You listen to me lady. I'm wearing a a very short skirt, my hair is blonde, and is up in pigtails with pink fuzzy ties, and YOUR ASKING ME IF I WANT TO SEE A MOVIE? YES! So, give me the freakin' head phones and go away! (The gang puts their head phones on and they start the movie.)
Jin: (Is saying it out loud, in a Lousiana accent, along with the movie.) What are your colors, Shelby? They're blush and bashful. Her colors are pink and pink. My colors are blush and bashful, Mama. How precious is this weddin' gonna get, I ask you? My colors are blush and bashful. I have chosen two shades of pink. One is much deeper than the other. (Teddy put his finger to his lips signaling for her to shut up and she does, but she keeps mouthing the words.)


Ok... Now, they should be getting to Isirland pretty soon... If Dana wants to do it fine. I'm ready to get to the freaky weird part! No rush tho...

[NancyJoJinny]

*Eventially the flight ends and they are standing in the airport waiting for the TV contestant reality show guys too get there and these too 13 year old girls are stareing at Jinny.*
Jinny: Whadda you lookin at?
Girl #1: *sarcastically* Oh brittney can we have your autograph???
Jinny: No.
Girl #2: Oh but brittney, were your biggest fans!
Jinny: Go away.
*The 2 girls walk away laughing*
Jinny: *Takes her hair out of the piggy tails and now it looks like it usually does... Just blonde* Does it look that bad?
CD: Yeah.
Angela: Mm.. Yeah..
Kate: Sorta..
Magda: You were not meant too be a blonde.
Teddy: You are gonna fix it right?
Jinny: That answeres my question.
*TV dudes come up and shine cameras in their faces.*
TV Guy: Welcome too "SO you won a stupid ass contest and get too spend the night in a haunted castle in Ireland with cameras" And these are our lucky contestants. Magdalena Ramirez, Theodore Blumenthal, Candace "CD" DeLornzo, Angela Reid, Kaitlyn McCafferty, And *Looks at Jinny* Brittney Spears.
Jinny: Jinny Exstead.
TV Guy: All 6 of these people... 5 Police Officers and another Useless ADA will (He continues and the next scene is all of them entering the castle with a bunch of hidden cameras)

YOUR TURN #24 QUEEN !! MWAHAHAAAAAAAAA!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

Okay, I'm really excited cuz my mom told me today that she got tickets to the TRL tour in August! So, I'm really hyper, and it doesn't help that I'm listening to Britney Spears! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :P','

Okay...

(They sit down in a room around table when these two hooded dudes come in a turn out the lights. They hand each of them a lighted candle.)
Hooded Dude #1: You are now in a haunted castle.
Hooded Dude #2: Who's the idiot that subjected you to this kind of torture? (Jinny raises her hand.) Heh... Should've known... Dumb blonde...
Jin: I'm not blonde!
HD1: Whatever... Okay, we need to say the opening chant. It is a chant for protection. For protection from the supernatural. In this castle, you will need it. Place your candles in the candle holders in front of you. (They do it.) Join hands with the person sitting next to you, palm to palm. (They do it.) Repeat after me. Spirits of good, protect us from those who practice evil and seek to harm. Show yourself, show yourself, show yourself. (They say it.) Okay, the passageway has been opened. Now, you will each be hooded and led to six different parts of the house. Then you will be left with a camera, and a walkie talkie. Your first mission is to reunite your group and come back here after you've found one another. Okay? You all ready?
Ad lib: Sure, whatever. (Nervous laughter.)
HD1: Good. Hood them.

Okay, now I gotta go clean my room... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek4.gif so, I'll try and post more later, ko?

[NancyJoJinny]

*They all got their stupid hoods and were separated,*

*In Jinnys section... It isn't really anything there, Just a long hallway with alot of doors.*
Jinny: *Into walkie talkie* Hey its Jinny, does anyone hear me. Over.
Magda: Hey this is Magda, over.
Jinny: Do you have anyidea where you are?
Magda: No... Just this big... Like library thing with a creepy picture that I swear is moving.
Jinny: I'll try too find you. Over.
Magda: Thank god, I'll look for you... Wherever you are... Over and out. *Jinny sticks walkie talkie in pocket and walks down the hallway. She opens the doors too each room and finds some weird stuff... She hears something from behind her*
Voice: *whispery voice* Jiiiiiinnyyy... Jiiiinny... *Like a little kid*
Jinny: *Whips head around and there is nothing there* There somebody there? *no response.* *turns back and starts down hall again*
Voice: Hey Jinny... Jinny...
Jinny: Who's there!? If its you stupid TV guys... *turns around* I swear I'll shoot you all... *wind blows by blowing curtans and stuff. But the wierd thing is you can kinds see the wind.*
Jinny: *Backs against wall* OMG OMG OMG... *closes eyes* This isn't happening, this isn't happening... *Opens eyes and this guy... Looks like hes from the 18th century is standing there,... Jinny is scared stiff... Then he dissapeers* *hyperventalating* O geez O geez O geez. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Oh my... AHHHH!

*Off in Magdas section she can hear Jinny*

Magda: *Picks up walkie talkie* Jinny, this is Magda whats wrong? over...

Your turn!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAAAAAAAA!


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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[This message has been edited by NancyJoJinny (edited 07-23-2001).]

[BlairandJo]

OMG You gotta post more soon.I love it.I cant
stop laughing.If I dont my mom will think ive
lost my mind.(I already have);o)

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm being forced to clean my room... so, I'm sneaking on while no 1's looking! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

(((C.D.'s spot.)))
C.D.: This is C.D. Can anyone hear me? Over.
Angela: I read you C.D. Any idea where you are? Over.
C.D: I... I think I'm in a child's nursery. Over.
Angela: Okay... Over.
C.D: What about you? Over.
Angela: I think I'm in the tower. It's really old up here and... OMG! (There's this little girl in a Victorian dress holding a doll. She looks at Angela and motions for her to follow her.)
C.D: Ange? Angela, what's up? Ange? Magda, Jin, Teddy? Can anyone else hear me? Crap, they can't.
(((Captain's spot.)))
Cap: Is anyone there? Over.
Teddy: I can hear you, Captain McCafferty.
Cap: Over? Over.
Teddy: Over. Over.
Cap: Where are you, do you know? Over.
Teddy: I think I'm in the basement or cellar or something. It's pitch black. (There's a really loud thump in the background, then Teddy's walkie talkie goes to staticy.)
Cap: Theodore? Theodore? Crap. Well, I'll just have to get out of here. (Looks up at this white thing floating above her.) ANd soon.

Okay, I need to finish before I get caught! More later...

[This message has been edited by Teddys_Angel_Jinny (edited 07-24-2001).]

[NancyJoJinny]

HEHEH!

*Angelas spot*'

Angela: *Follows the girl about 10 steps but then stops because the girl wants her too go into a REALLY dark room.*

*Cd's spot*

CD: *Looks around.... Theres not much there... Suddenly something makes this noise and you can hear a baby crying so CD looks around a lil bit... She can't find where it's comeing from.* Somebody please hear me... Over.
Capt.: Cd? Is that you? Over.
CD: Yes its me... Over.
Capt: Where are you? Over?
CD: A nursery... I.. It's really freaky...
Capt: *Watches flaoting white thing* Tell me about it... Over.
CD: Where are you? Over.
Capt: Somewhere with a fireplace... Over.
CD: Ok.. Over... *Looooooooooong pause* Captain??? CAPTAIN??? Damn...

*Magdas Spot*

Jinny: This place IS haunted! Over.
Magda: Jinny, no it's not its all... *Girl in her 20's with her old style dress and hair up is standing right next too Magda* Y... Yeaaaah... I.. It's haunted... heh...
Jinny: Whats going on?
Magda: Oh... Nothin much...

Now I'm freakin myself out ur turn!!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Nancy Exstead]

This is great. I can't wait to read more. You guys have to post more tonight. Over...over...over http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek4.gif ...is anyone out there? Just kidding. Post more now!!

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

I'M DONE! It took me 2 and a half freakin' hours in 100º heat, but I'm done cleaning my room! YAY!!! So, I can post more now!

Jinny: Mag, bang on a door, okay? Over.
Magda: Okay. (She bangs on a door.)
Jinny: I heard ya. I'm in your vicinity.
Magda: (Practically crying.) Please don't use big words Jinny. My brain isn't functioning well. Ov... You know what? Let's just cut the over crap and get to one another, okay?
Jinny: Yeah... Sure... Bang again? (She does.) Okay, I'm coming around a corner... (She goes around it and lo and behold, there stands Magda!)
Magda: Jinny! Oh, thank God! (They hug.)
Jinny: You heard from the others?
Magda: Yeah... Once from Captain, but she was gone before I could talk back to her. Jinny: Did she say where she was?
Magda: Somewhere with a fireplace...
Both: The sitting room! (They try to get out of the hallway.)
(((Angela)))(She's decided to follow the girl, dark room or not. Now, theye dancing around to ring around the rosies. She snaps out of it, when she hears footsteps on the stairs.)
CD: Angela? You up here?
Angela: C.D.! Keep comin up the stairs. I'm gonna try to come into the light, okay?
CD: Okay!
(((Teddy)))(He's still sitting in the chair, humming to himself.)
Teddy: Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters! Bad choice of song... (Starts humming 'The Twilight Zone' themesong.) Oops... Lizzie Borden took an axe, gave her mother 40 whacks, When she saw what she had done she gave her father 41. Oh...

Now I know what you mean about freaking yourself out! *Chivers.*

[NancyJoJinny]

*Angelas Spot*

Angela: *Wanders around a bit and eventially finds her way out of the room and finds CD* CD! *runs up too her* Theres some freaky stuff goin on!
CD: Yes I know that! *Picks up walkie talkie* Is there anyone out there who can hear me???
Teddy: Yeah me.
CD: Where are you?
Teddy: If I knew, I'd tell you.
CD: That was helpfull.

*Jinny and Magda*

Jinny: Ok, where the hell is the sitting room?
Magda: I honestly don't know.
Capt: Hello??? Is there anyone out there???
Magda: Yes.
Capt: WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
Magda: Tryin too find you!
Capt: GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!! NOW!
Magda: Umm, knock on the door so we can hear you.
Capt: *knocks*
Magda: Umm, your not very close too us but we'll find you.
Jinny: *knocking continues* Ok, you know capt you can stop now!
Capt: That isn't me....

*Teddy's spot*

Teddy: *Room gets really cold, too the point of like freezing cold and you can hear somebody walking* Hello??? Hello, Who are you!?!? *candle lights up on it's own* This has too be a joke... *nervose laughter* The... The TV guys set this up... Right? Right.. Heh....


Your turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[BlairandJo]

I love it post more soon!!!!!!!!!!!;o)

[XoVanillaRain90oX]

Omg!! post more soon!

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Lisa

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Jinny and Theodore Will Always Be Forever In Our Hearts....

[NancyJoJinny]

Ahhhhhhhhhh! where are you it's your turn!!! i cant take it!!!!

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

OMG, y'all! I'm soooo sorry! I have an excuse tho... I was at the hospital yesterday from 9:00am to 10:30pm. (Central time.) So, that's why I haven't posted more. When I got home I fell straight into bed and just woke up so bear with me... This might not be any good...

(((Mag and Jin)))
(MAgda sees this ghost dude floating by and asks him...)
Mag: Excuse me kind sir, but, where is the sitting room? (Smiles sweetly. The ghost point down a looong flight of stairs and disappears.)
Jin: Good one, Magda! You asked directions from a ghost!
Mag: Well, what you would do?
Jin: (Scoffs and pulls her down the stairs.)
(((Teddy Dearest's)))
Teddy: (Can still hear footsteps. But this time, he hears arguing with it.)
Unknown Person 1: Stop pushing me!
Unknown Person 2: I'm not pushing you!
Unknown Person 1: You are too!
Unknown Person 2: Oh, am I? Well, take this! (Pushes other person down the rest of the stairs.)
Teddy: (Is really confused, and is trying to make head or tail of it, when suddenly... MAGDA AND JINNY BURST THROUGH THE DOOR TO THE STAIRS!!!!)
Jin: See, I told you the ghost was wrong!
Mag: (Gets the finger goin!) If you think you can drag me out here and then pick on me, you got mental problems!
Jin: Look, Mag--
Teddy: Whoa! You found me!
Jin: We found Teddy! AHHH! (The three hug and dance around for a few minutes. But, then, the fun is interrupted by...)

Okay, I'm gonna go sleep s'moa! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/sleep2.gif

[BlairandJo]

Ive spent my sare of time in hospitals none of them any good..Post more soon this is gr8
I love it!!!!!!!!!;o)

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

Dana Jinny Exstead! Post more soon or perish in your entirity! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The tarot cards spell doom for those who refuse to post more! Plz post more?

[NancyJoJinny]

Umm, yeah.

When Teddy Jinny and Magda stop jumping and laughing... Some people are still like laughin and cheering like they were...

Jinny: Please tell me that thats you guys...
Magda: It's not.
Teddy: Nnnnope. *Some wind blows by and the candle goes out and they cant see*
Jinny: Where are you!?!?
Magda: I'm right here... *She reaches behind her and feels someones hand* Geez, Jin, you hands are cold!
Jinny: ................ I'm not holding your hand...
Magda: Well then Teddy you hands are cold.
Teddy: Heh...
Magda: You aint holdin my hand are ya?
Teddy: No... No I'm not.
Magda: *whispering* Then who is?
Jinny and Teddy: *turn around and there is nothing there*
Jinny: Mag, theres no ghost.
Magda: Well, theres someone behind me...
Voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA! BOO!
Magda, Jinny, And Teddy: AHHHHHHHHH! *they all practically jump on each other.
Capt: AAAHAHA! I scared you! HAHA!
Magda: OMG! That was you!?
Capt: Yeah.
Jinny: OMG! Youi scred the crap out of us! How dare you!?!?
Capt: It was fun!
Jinny: Yeah ok... Now we gotta find CD and Angela...
Capt: I tried too get in touch with them but it didn't work.
Jinny: Yeah fine... *They all start too leave*
Teddy: Captain?
Capt: Yes?
Teddy: How did you get that whole wind thing and the candle too go out and stuff from the other side of the room? And the laughter?
Captain: I thought that was you...


Your turnseys!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[BlairandJo]

LOL Keep going;o)

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

LIMBO!!!!! (If you don't know what that means, it means... Laughing In My Bikini Only)

Magda: Uh-oh...
(((C.D. and Angela)))
Ange: Well... (Picks up walkie talkie.) Hello... Can anybody hear me?
Magda: We can!
CD: "We"?
Cap: Yupsie doodles!
Mag: Jinny, Theodore, Captain, and I found each other. Now all we need is you guys!
Ange: Can I ask you a question?
Mag: Sure...
CD, Angela: What are Theodore and Jinny doing?
Mag: Seperately or together?
CD: Together.
Mag: Did you ever have rabbits?
Ange: Oh, I did not need to hear. (Gags.)
Mag: No! They're just... kissing... Intensely... So, do you know where the big staircase is?
CD: We can find it, yeah.
Mag: We'll meet you there!
Ange: See ya!
Mag: 10-4, good buddy!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[NancyJoJinny]

lol!

Mag: Ok we found them. Well, we know where they are.
Capt: Good. Jinny, Teddy? *theyre not listening* HELLO! EARTH TOO JIN AND TED!
Jinny: Hmm, you say something?
Mag: We found out where CD and Angela are, we were planning on going too find em.
Ted: Oh, ok...
Mapt: COME ON!
Jin: *valley girl like* You are like sooooo impatient!
Mag: *raises one eyebrow*
Jin: Its the hair, the blonde has seeped into my brain!
Capt: Ummmm... Yyyyeah. Ok, can we go find those people now!??\
Jin: Yeah yeah yeah. *They walk around a bit and find the big stairs but, No CD or Angela* Ok, I see big stairs. I see no Angela or CD.
Capt: Yeah we know. *Yellin* CD ANGELA< ARE YOU HERE!? *sound from around corner*
Jin: Uh, guys, is that you? *no response but theres another sound so the gang goes around the corner where its pitch black.*
Magda: Jin, watch it!
Jin: I didn't bump into you!
Magda: Well... Whoever that was watch it.
Capt: It wasnt me.
Ted: Me either.
Magda: Oh not again.
Voice: BOO!
Teddy Jinny Magda and Capt: *scream*
CD: O0h shut up its me!
Capt: DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT TOO ME AGAIN!
Jin: See, now you know how it feels!
Angela: Whatever... Hey, we all found each other!

Ur turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[NancyMcKeonFan8976]

LOL, this is good! Please continue!

[NancyJoJinny]

hello!? WHERE ARE YOU MY MINION!? Its ur turn!

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On April 24, 2008 Kaley and I are going too meet in LA, and hancuff ourselfs too Nancy McKeons car, or better yet her! And your not! Were also gonna find Jay Harrington too.

Teddy: Be honest with me, not my parents!
Jinny: All right, fine. You want honesty? Why don't you let me tell you a little bit about my family? See, I never really had a birthday party unless you wanna count my 15th, when my father showed up for cake, plastered in his underwear! Oh, yeah, by the way, my mom couldn't make it that year either because, well, sadly, six months earlier she blew her brains out!!!!!
Teddy: Jinny, my God.
Jinny: As for my brother, uh yeah, John... see, he just doesn't like you unless your American, white, and straight! and for me, a few weeks ago when I had that nut case after me... yeah, I had to make a little list, of all the guys that I've slept with in the last two years. I couldn't remember some of their names.
Teddy:Stop! What are you...
Jinny: Ya know what? This is who I am, THIS IS MY FAMILY!!!! Come on, it's your turn. You go ahead, flash that all-American, prep school, choir boy smile and you tell me that it doesn't matter! *long pause* Yeah... Thats what I thought.

~DANA JINNY EXSTEAD ~

The Dana parts Real... The rest i stuck in there for fun.

[Teddys_Angel_Jinny]

Oh mt gosh y'all, I am soooo sorry! Half of my family's been in the hospital this week and it's been really hectic. But I'll post!

Jin: Great! Now we have to get back to the dining room!
(((The dining room)))
HD1: Great, you found each other! Now, you'll be given special "ghost tracking" equipment and be led to different parts of the house.
Cap: I can't be alone in this house. I can't!
HD2: Okay... You can go with Jinny then!
Jin: WHat? No! I'm not goin in a haunted house with her!
Mag: Jin... YOu already did!
Jin: Well, I'm not gonna be left alone with... (Smiles.) Never mind. Okay! I'll go with her. (Links her arm in Captains.) We're off to see the lizard! The wonder lizard of Voz!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Rise to conquer my minion!

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This is K the Off Topic Sidekick Trainee saying Good night, have a good morning, don't smoke, buckle up, drive safely, and always go off topic!

[BlairandJo]

LOL;o)post more soon.

[XoVanillaRain90oX]

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif This is like tooooo funny!! Post more!

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Lisa

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Jinny and Theodore Will Always Be Forever In Our Hearts....

[Jinny Girl]

Capt: SOmetimes I wonder about what goes on in that little mind of your's...
Jinny: You know I was wondering the same thing!
Capt: Heh yep.... heh... *mumbling* God help me.
Jinny: *grabbs all their stuuf and starts skipping out of the room still holdning into captain* Were off too see the Lizard the wonderfull lizard of voz.. A liz a liz a liz a liz... I forget the words....
Capt: And thats a bad thing?
Jinny: *all valley girlish* Like yeah!... *capt glares at her* UGH! Like what-ever! *walks off ahead of them* WHere are we like... Supposed too be like, anyway?
Capt: I don't know, you left before the freaky hood dudes could tell us!
Jinny" oh! Like how totally stupid of me? *goes back toward dining room*

[BlairandJo]

This is like so funny;o)lol

[Jinny Girl]

I know ya out there!!! Post girl!

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

[NewsiesGurl229]

This rox! Can't wait for more!

[BlairW_1]

Make the voices stop!!! LOL!!! Kenzie, I told you I'd use that part! Well, you didn't use all of it. You know, I'm making a fanfic with all Monica's stories in it, like a flashback. ko? This is a great story!!! And I converted someone from Three's Company into this, so... Congradulate me! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif Y'all, I gotta go hurry up and write down all those stories so I won't forget em, and Kenzie, you can co-write it with me. We can each write 1 story on there, then keep trading off, ko? ko. it'll be Division, plz. Anywayzies, I'm too off-topic, buh-byezies! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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~*Danielle, off topic queen, with my side-kick, Susan, and trainee, Teddys_Angel_Jinny!*~

[Joyce DeWitt]

I'm the converted Three's Company perosn!I havent' officialy watch TD (will this Sunday) but it sounds good! I love this fic! Write more!

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Jack: "This is a job for the man of the house."
Janet: "I did not kiss Larry!"
Chrissy: "Snort snort."
Mr. Roper: "Not tonight Helen, I got a headache."
Mrs. Roper: "Not tonight. That would be a good title for my autobiagraphy."
Mr. Furley: "Once a tippytoes, always a tippytoes."
Cindy: "I guess I messed things up, huh?"
Terri: "Janet? Shut up and get married."
KEC JNS
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