Would you buy health insurance from Billy Mays?

[PunkyP0WER]

you know the obnoxiously annoying guy who sells those cleaners like KaBoom and OxiClean. I just saw him advertising health insurance. wtf??? couldn't they find some old guy like ed asner or something?

[Hollow]

health insurance has the power to remove the TOUGHEST stains :nod:

[EmoJoe]

Billy Mays is my idol actually. he's inspired me to go and yell in people's faces unnecessarily about cleaning products.

[*ClassicPinUp*]

Billy Mays is my idol actually. he's inspired me to go and yell in people's faces unnecessarily about cleaning products.
:rofl:


I personally wouldn't. I don't know how "secure" I'd feel buying something that serious from the KABOOM man.

[I am Roboto]

If there's one person who personifies high quality health-care insurance, it's Mr. William Mays. Who wouldn't jump on the chance to own healthcare insurance brought to you by the same fine person who bestowed OxyClean upon the world?

[James"Thunder"Early]

No, anyone who sells cleaning products and putty, then decides to get into insurance doesn't sound all that trustworthy.

[dawsongirl]

health insurance has the power to remove the TOUGHEST stains :nod:
:rofl:

[PunkyP0WER]

Hi, Billy Mays here!!Do you get sick a lot?? are you on over a dozen prescription meds?? can you wallpaper your house with doctors bills?? then you need ULTRA SUPER DUPER HEALTH INSURANCE. Over 50,000 people have subscribed to my plan and now getting invasive medical procedures is like a walk in the park! people practically line up to get colonoscopies and stomach pumpings because my insurance plan is that easy!!! and when you call now i will send you as a free gift a bedpan with warm to the touch rim and a 20 oz. bottle of orange glo to clean it with!

[dawsongirl]

Hi, Billy Mays here!!Do you get sick a lot?? are you on over a dozen prescription meds?? can you wallpaper your house with doctors bills?? then you need ULTRA SUPER DUPER HEALTH INSURANCE. Over 50,000 people have subscribed to my plan and now getting invasive medical procedures is like a walk in the park! people practically line up to get colonoscopies and stomach pumpings because my insurance plan is that easy!!! and when you call now i will send you as a free gift a bedpan with warm to the touch rim and a 20 oz. bottle of orange glo to clean it with!
FREE GIFTS!!!!!!!!!

[Zoneboy]

The following isn't covered under the Billy Mays insurance plan:

Gluing your hands or other body parts with mighty putty
Boring a hole through your eye with the awesome auger
Accidental electrocution while using the handy switch
Impaling one's hands with the hercules hooks
Cat or other animal being caught in the turbo tiger vaccuum cleaner
Loss of fingers while using the vidalia onion slicer or vidalia chop-it
Sprained shoulder while using the gopher reach extending tool
Burns while using the steam buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
Loss of fingers while using cutco kitchenware
Etc.....

[PunkyP0WER]

The following isn't covered under the Billy Mays insurance plan:

Gluing your hands or other body parts with mighty putty
Boring a hole through your eye with the awesome auger
Accidental electrocution while using the handy switch
Impaling one's hands with the hercules hooks
Cat or other animal being caught in the turbo tiger vaccuum cleaner
Loss of fingers while using the vidalia onion slicer or vidalia chop-it
Sprained shoulder while using the gopher reach extending tool
Burns while using the steam buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
Loss of fingers while using cutco kitchenware
Etc.....
LMAO zoneboy, this is why we need you around:lol:

[Zoneboy]

when you call now i will send you as a free gift a bedpan with warm to the touch rim and a 20 oz. bottle of orange glo to clean it with!

Just pay separate shipping and processing. ;)

[InspectorExstead]

:lol: i saw the commercial for this on tv last week & i just couldn't stop laughing. i wouldn't buy health insurance from him. but his voice definitely gets your attention. sure, it's annoying...but it gets the job done. lol.

[PunkyP0WER]

Just pay separate shipping and processing. ;)
how did i forget the most important part lol i can just picture him saying all this in my mind. this would be a good snl skit

[Zoneboy]

As annoying as Billy Mays is, I honestly believe this guy has him beat. :lol:

Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwRISkyV_B8)

[Janice]

Billy Mays is laughing all the way to the bank.

[PunkyP0WER]

Billy Mays is laughing all the way to the bank.
not on my dime :)

[Janice]

not on my dime :)
Not mine either, but millions of others. He doesn't need our money. The guy's got a monster money-making empire going on.

[Hollow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d85T4OfqA

his voice and mannerisms just aren't right for this kind of advertisement. he was meant for cleaning product commercials (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o).

[Janice]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7d85T4OfqA

his voice and mannerisms just aren't right for this kind of advertisement. he was meant for cleaning product commercials (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o).
Kind of makes me wonder if he's capable of lowering his voice, lol.

[PunkyP0WER]

Kind of makes me wonder if he's capable of lowering his voice, lol.
Brings to mind Matthew Lesko. i think he wins the obnoxiously loud category. remember he was the guy in the question mark suit who looked like the riddler on crack.