Rejected Titles...LOL

[catlover79]

Cooters & Hooters

I Wear Short Shorts (Daisy)

Don't Ask About Our Auto Insurance Premiums

Flipping the (Grady) Byrd (starring Dick Sargent)

Blue Jean Babies

Cletus & Enos Share a Brain

Hooterville

Drive By Cooter

Right Here Waiting For You (Enos to Daisy)

Waiting For a Girl Like You (see above)

Bad Guys Wear White (Boss Hogg)

Inbred & Indebted

The 40-Year-Old Virgin (Enos)

The Three Stooges (Rosco, Enos & Cletus) :stooges:

Sorry About Coy & Vance

and finally -

Sorry About That Feature Film!!!

[mrs.gingerhinkley]

The Three Stooges (Rosco, Enos & Cletus)

Sorry About Coy & Vance


:lol: All of them are great. ^these are my faves!

um...

Attack of the Revenuers

Boss Looses His Appetite

Stupid Is as Stupid Does: Featuring Roscoe P. Coltrane

[catlover79]

^ Thanks! :D I love yours too - especially the last one. :rofl:
Here's a few more:

I Adopted Superman (starring John Schneider)

James Best In Show

Mr. Davenport Goes To Washington (starring future politician Ben Jones)

Dog on a Hogg (Flash the bassett hound attacks the Boss)

I Love Lulu (starring Boss Hogg)

You & Me Against the World (Enos & Daisy)

Pink Lady & Hughie (starring Jeff Altman)

We Haven't Shot the Sheriff (Luke & Bo are framed - again)

Who Says Blonds Have More Fun? (starring Daisy)

Crooked Is As Crooked Does (Boss Hogg & Co.)

The Chump, the Lump & the Dump (Rosco, Boss Hogg and the Boar's Nest)

Speed Limit? What's THAT!?

[PlayOn]

^^^ :rotflmao: at all of them

Rebel riders
How to catch a crook in an hour or less
Blondie (Bo)
The crooks of Hazzard County
Cops of America should follow our example
Rebel child
How to escape from jail...every time
CB's and other cool gadgets
Corner Gas (Cooter)
Horse power! (Cooter)

[catlover79]

^ Brandon, you're great at the rejected titles for someone who hasn't done it as long as me, Charles, Rich, Irene, etc...

[catlover79]

What Goes Up (Daisy's hemlines)

Put Up Your Dukes

The Blond & the Beautiful (starring John Schneider ;))

Uncle Jesse's Full House (oops, wrong Uncle Jesse ;) :lol:)

Dodge Charger City

Moonshine River

High on the Hogg

Enos is Enough

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!!

Way Down South in Dixie (aka the ratings during the Coy & Vance era)

[PlayOn]

^ Brandon, you're great at the rejected titles for someone who hasn't done it as long as me, Charles, Rich, Irene, etc...

it's a gift. lol. ;) thank you. :) i like doing rejected show titles.

[catlover79]

Armed & Stupid (Rosco)

Rebel Rousers (the Duke family)

Disappearing Cousins (Coy & Vance)

Getting the Shaft (also starring Coy & Vance)

Hot Rods & Hot Bods

Everybody Loathes Rosco

Dancing in the Moonshine

I Can't Help Falling in Love With You (Enos to Daisy)

We're Number 01!!!!

Hicks & Chicks in the Sticks

You Are the Moonshine of My Life

Dukes Wild

1-800-GENERAL-LEE

Bo Knows...

Too Many Cousins

You Are My Moonshine

Stuck in the Sticks With the Hicks

-- We need Rich P. to kick in some more!!! :rofl:

[OH Nuts!]

sorry Cat, don't know The Dukes of Hazzard well enough (rarely watched it)

[Mikado]

-The Celebrated Jumping Car of Hazzard County (A take on the Mark Twain book, The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Caleveras County)
-Please don't Squeeze the Daisys
-Who's the Boss Hogg?
-After Sherriff Taylor retired
-Hazzard County Taxi Service(General Lee...you've got a pick-up)

[PlayOn]

Monka: that is a pretty pic of Liz, not that she can take a bad picture. lol.
How about:
*Car 01, where are you?
*Hogg: the original gangsta
*American outlaws and stupid cops
*Stars and bars and cars

[catlover79]

^ Thank you, Brandon. I'm planning on all EM avatars for the rest of May (since she passed 13 years ago this week).

Back to Dukes, here are even more rejected titles:

I Can't Drive Under 55

The Fat Arm of the Law (Boss Hogg)

I Fought the Law...and the Law Lost

Living Life with No Brains (the law "enforcement" of Hazzard County)

Baby Hughie

Never Had a Scheme Come True (Boss Hogg)

A Job - What's THAT!? (the Duke boys)

[PlayOn]

^ Thank you, Brandon. I'm planning on all EM avatars for the rest of May (since she passed 13 years ago this week).

Back to Dukes, here are even more rejected titles:

I Can't Drive Under 55

The Fat Arm of the Law (Boss Hogg)

I Fought the Law...and the Law Lost

Living Life with No Brains (the law "enforcement" of Hazzard County)

Baby Hughie

Never Had a Scheme Come True (Boss Hogg)

A Job - What's THAT!? (the Duke boys)

:lol:^^^

i had no idea she passed this week. :( at least she's in a better place, tho.

[catlover79]

:lol:^^^

i had no idea she passed this week. :( at least she's in a better place, tho.
13 years ago Sunday, actually. I'm glad you like the titles. Rejected titles is my favorite game here. :lol:

[PlayOn]

13 years ago Sunday, actually. I'm glad you like the titles. Rejected titles is my favorite game here. :lol:

i love 'em to. lol.

[catlover79]

Taking a Flying Leap (the General Lee)

Splish Splash (Rosco, Enos and/or Cletus ends up in the water after chasing the Dukes)

My Eyes Adored You (Enos to Daisy)

Tongue-Tied and Hogg-Tied (Enos)

We Will Get Fooled Again...and again and again and again (Boss & co.)

[catlover79]

Daisy-ed & Confused (Enos)

I Will Always Love You (Enos & Daisy)

Days of Moonshine & Daisy

Fit to Be Hogg-Tied (Boss)

He's So Shy (Enos)

Live or Memorex? (Coy & Vance)

Sorry About That Alien Episode :ufo:

Honkin' "Dixie"

Hood Slidin' Away (Luke)

We're All Wet (the law in the water after chasing the Dukes)

The Boss Meets The Boss (Bruce Springsteen lands in the celebrity speed trap)

ROSCOOOOOO!!!! (Boss & Rosco)

[catlover79]

Enos Joins Mensa

Boss Hogg's Ethics Probe

We Put the "I" in Incompetence (the Hazzard County PD)

YEEEEEEEEHaw-mony.com

You Had Me at YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW!

I Only Have Eyes for You (Enos & Daisy)

Cletus And Cooter And Cars...Oh My!

Take the Southern Comfort and Run...Within County Lines!

The Long and Winding Dirt Roads

Droolin' Over Daisy (Enos)

[PlayOn]

^^^ :brent

That's how we do it in Dixie
Get your Dixie fix here (Cooter)
The crooks get crooked
Redneck woman (Daisy)
Moonshine over Hazzard
Drive (for Uncle Jesse) (Bo/Luke/Daisy)

NOTE: the last one is a song by country singer Alan Jackson. it's called Drive (for daddy Gene) :rock:

[catlover79]

I Love Daisy

Crazy For Daisy

I Brake For Daisy

Crazy Strate

Strate Shooter

(all of the above starring Enos)

Luck Be a Daisy

Leggy Lady (Daisy)

Hopelessly Devoted to You (Enos & Daisy)

Don't Know Much About Scruples (Boss & Rosco)

Sheriff Durwood the Second (starring Dick Sargent aka Grady Byrd)

Roto Cooter

The Magic Mechanic (Cooter)

Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie (Boss' first dessert of the day)

Hogg Heaven (after Boss' final dessert of the day)

Hogg on a Hog (Boss buys the Harley Corp.)

Money (That's What I Want) (Boss Hogg)

For the Love of Money (starring...guess :lol:)

Punk'd: The JD Hogg & Rosco P. Coltrane Story

Sweet Revenge: Boss Hogg Joins Enron

The Bores' Nest (the replacement Dukes, mechanics, sheriffs)

[catlover79]

Sonny Shroyer Days Ahead

Everybody Loves Daisy (especially Enos)

Dire Strate (Enos)

If I Only Had a Brain (the Hazzard County PD)

Deputy Do-Right (Enos)

[catlover79]

Dixie Sticks

The Strate Story (Enos)

Hazzard Prison Blues

Send in the Clones (the infamous Dukes switch of 1982)

Dirty Hogg-y

The Ugliest "Girls" In Town (Boss & Rosco in drag)

My Fair Daisy (Enos)

***The Dukes take on the Stones***

(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction aka The Life of Deputy Enos Strate

Paint It, Orange (General Lee)

Jumpin' Car Flash (General Lee)

You Can't Always Get What You Want (Boss & Rosco are foiled - again)

It's All Over Now (see above)

Sympathy For the Devil aka The Boss Hogg Story

Get Off of My Tail (yet another car chase)

Daisy Tuesday

Honky Tonk Woman (Daisy)

Let's Make Some 'Shine Together

Start Me Up (General Lee)

19th Nervous Car Breakdown

[catlover79]

Even more rejected titles!! :lol:

Law But No Order

We Won't Get Fooled Again...Yeah, Right (the law "enforcement" of Hazzard County)

Hapless in Hazzard (see above)

Keystone Kops

The Out(laws)-of-Towners

Midnight Coltrane to Georgia

Hazzard-ous to Your Health

Soul-trane

Gravy Coltrane (Rosco & Flash)

Eating You Out of House & Home! (JD & Lulu Hogg)

A Slap on the Wrist (Rosco trying to sample JD's meals)

Whining & Dining (see above)

Whatever Happened to Baby Cletus?

[catlover79]

Waylon Down South in Dixie

The Goofball Brothers-in-Law (Boss & Rosco)

Eager Enos

On the Dirt Road Again

Coy & Vance Don't Live Here Anymore (aka Bo & Luke Come Home, aka YAY!!!)

[Marvo301]

The Hazzard County Speed Trap Summer Concert Series

The Confederate Cousins

Come Strate Home (Enos leaves for a spin-off)

Uncle Jesse's Cabin

Hatching Plans at the Boar's Nest

Hogg Wild (Boss at mealtime)

Cuff Em and Stuff Em (Roscoe)

Hogg Calling (Boss on the C.B.)

Muscle Cars and T.V. Stars

You Ain't Nothin But a Hound Dog (Flash)

Some of the Best Things in Life Are Free, But You Can Give Them To The Birds and Bees. I Want Money!!! (Boss)

Dixie Chicks (Daisy, Lulu, and Miz Emma Tisdale)

Being Rotten in the South (Boss)

Shepherd to Lost Sheep!

[catlover79]

^ :rofl: :brent CLASSIC! Marv, you are a natural at Rejected Titles!!

[Marvo301]

^ :rofl: :brent CLASSIC! Marv, you are a natural at Rejected Titles!!
Thanks Monika! I don't know about being a natural but I sure have fun with it!

[catlover79]

Catfish & Chips

Uncle Jesse is Always Right

Everybody Plays the Fool (Boss, Rosco, Enos & Cletus)

[Marvo301]

Driving Miss Daisy (Daisy rides with the boys in the General Lee)

Down on the Farm (where Uncle Jesse often is)

I'll Fly Away (jumping the General over the creek)

Splashdown (Roscoe lands in the creek)

You're Fired (almost a weekly occurrence for Roscoe!)

Roscoe and Enos and Cletus Oh My!

Too Many Deputies (Enos and Cletus)

Don't be Coy {or Vance} (we prefer Bo and Luke!)

[catlover79]

This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both of Us (Enos and Cletus)

Worth His Weight in Gold (Cooter the mechanic)

To Dream the Impossible Dream (Daisy & Enos finally get together and married - for good!!)

Durwood's Deputy (Enos working for Sheriff Grady Byrd, played by Dick Sargent)

You Bet Your Catfish Hushpuppies!

[catlover79]

Possums on Gumbushes, Whiskers on Kittens (Enos)

The Bad Guys Never Work Alone

Boss and Lulu Go Whole Hogg

[Marvo301]

That Girl! (Daisy)
Shepherd to Lost Sheep (CB handles)
Boys Will Be Boys
It's Always Sonny (Shroyer) In Hazzard
James May Be Best, But Roscoe Ain't
Duke a L'Orange (The General Lee's paint job)

[Zoneboy]

Coy and Vance Not a Chance

Speed Traps and Phone Taps

I'll try and think of some others later. :)

[catlover79]

The Curious Case of Jefferson Glutton (Boss Hogg)

Money Talks (Boss Hogg - again :lol:)

THEM DUKES!! THEM DUKES!! (guess :lol:)