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waichingliu81
11-08-2007, 04:23 PM
Press Assoc. - Thursday, November 8 10:49 am
A schoolboy was given an unexpected surprise for his 16th birthday when a stripper turned up in his drama class.
The stripper - dressed as a policewoman - had been booked by the boy's mother, who had apparently asked for a "gorilla" to mark her son's big day.
The woman even asked the teenager's teacher at Nottingham's Arnold Hill School and Technology College to film the event so the family could see his reaction.
On arriving halfway through the lesson, the stripper walked the unnamed boy around the class on all fours like a dog.
To the soundtrack of Britney Spears, she then spanked him 16 times - once for each year - before stripping down to her bra and knickers.
It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.
The boy's mother reportedly told the school the incident was the result of a booking error.
On Thursday a spokeswoman for the local education authority, Nottinghamshire County Council, said they were investigating how the incident happened.
She confirmed that nobody had been suspended and the police were not involved.
The spokeswoman said: "We and the school are investigating into the situation."
catlover79
11-08-2007, 04:38 PM
No comment. :rolleyes:
Good Grief! Shouldn't the teacher have told her to leave the classroom a lot sooner.
Ireneparalegal
11-08-2007, 05:25 PM
Maybe the stripper looked like a gorilla...
:jig:
Courtnee
11-08-2007, 05:37 PM
Why would a stripper even agree to go to a school?
PZelda
11-08-2007, 05:38 PM
Thanks for the laugh. I just can't stop laughing right now. :lol:
HuntingtonM15
11-08-2007, 05:50 PM
It was only when she asked the schoolboy to rub cream on her that the shocked teacher called a halt to the show.
:rofl:
MonarC
11-08-2007, 09:43 PM
:brent
I can just see the look on the boys faces.
Mikado
11-08-2007, 09:56 PM
Geez Wai, what is WITH that country of yours? :lol: ;) just teasing......Sounds like something out of a British "CARRY ON" film, doesnt it? :lol:
catlover79
11-08-2007, 10:11 PM
I'd already heard this story when my mom picked me up from work. My own car was ready to be picked up from the shop (we had new tires put on). While we drove from my job to the shop to pick up the car, the story then came on the radio. My mom just gasped loudly before howling with laughter. :rofl: :brent
That's still a better present than I got on MY 16th birthday...
catlover79
11-08-2007, 10:23 PM
That's still a better present than I got on MY 16th birthday...
Yeah, you only got a car, right?? :joke: :rofl:
PZelda
11-08-2007, 10:40 PM
That's still a better present than I got on MY 16th birthday...
What'd you get for your 16th? I got a surprise birthday party. But no surprise strippers. :lol:
Yeah, you only got a car, right?? :joke: :rofl:
Of course I did - a little 1/32 scale toy Mustang. I'm serious - that's what I got for my 16th birthday. Well, that and a couple hundred bucks.
James"Thunder"Early
11-08-2007, 10:52 PM
ROFL :rofl:
Mikado
11-08-2007, 11:42 PM
I'll bet the college frat party guys weren't too happy about getting the gorilla-gram! "I don't CARE if your name is Harvey and you were suppose to work a birthday party, we asked for a bloody stripper, mate and we're getting a stripper, so, get out of that gorilla suit NOW!!" :lol: :rolleyes:
catlover79
11-08-2007, 11:46 PM
Forget college frat guys - what if the gorilla had been sent to a BACHELOR PARTY instead?? :eek: :lol: :rofl: :brent
Ireneparalegal
11-08-2007, 11:54 PM
Forget college frat guys - what if the gorilla had been sent to a BACHELOR PARTY instead?? :eek: :lol: :rofl: :brent
Poor frat guys...
catlover79
11-08-2007, 11:57 PM
Do I detect a little hostility there, Irene?? :rofl: At least this kid had a birthday he'll never forget - he'll be telling this story to his grandkids someday, I'm sure. :brent
Mikado
11-09-2007, 12:22 AM
Do I detect a little hostility there, Irene?? :rofl: At least this kid had a birthday he'll never forget - he'll be telling this story to his grandkids someday, I'm sure. :brent
If he hasnt been traumatised of women for life, after this ;)
freshprinceofLA
11-09-2007, 01:42 AM
lucky! :lol:
coffield3
11-09-2007, 02:15 AM
:rofl: Now i've heard everything! :lol:
OH Nuts!
11-09-2007, 08:21 AM
Sounds like a lot of embarrasing mix-ups and a well-intentioned gift that backfired!
Jonathan
11-09-2007, 10:48 AM
:lol: What is everything coming to?
MonarC
11-09-2007, 11:14 AM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/boards/attachment.php?attachmentid=131893&stc=1&d=1194584071
:brent:
bingbangbaby
11-09-2007, 11:31 AM
I dunno...it's funny and all, but I have serious doubts about the facts/validity of this story. Has anyone been to schools lately? As someone who works in and visits a lot of schools, there's no way a stripper could have gotten into the school unless she either snuck in somehow (which is close to impossible in most schools in cities) or it was a tiny school in a tiny town and they don't pay attention. Most schools don't let anyone in their building without asking your business there, scanning your driver's license, badging you with a photo badge, and tracking where you go and when you leave. And those are the minimal requirements. Some schools have security personnel follow you around the whole time you're there, and some require you to get a police record check with the county the school is in before you can even think about entering the school if you aren't a parent, faculty, employee, or student. I wonder if maybe the facts have been twisted a little on this story...and if not, then this school needs to get with the program.
waichingliu81
11-09-2007, 01:00 PM
I dunno...it's funny and all, but I have serious doubts about the facts/validity of this story. Has anyone been to schools lately? As someone who works in and visits a lot of schools, there's no way a stripper could have gotten into the school unless she either snuck in somehow (which is close to impossible in most schools in cities) or it was a tiny school in a tiny town and they don't pay attention. Most schools don't let anyone in their building without asking your business there, scanning your driver's license, badging you with a photo badge, and tracking where you go and when you leave. And those are the minimal requirements. Some schools have security personnel follow you around the whole time you're there, and some require you to get a police record check with the county the school is in before you can even think about entering the school if you aren't a parent, faculty, employee, or student. I wonder if maybe the facts have been twisted a little on this story...and if not, then this school needs to get with the program.
the thing is though that this happened in the uk. of course most of us would doubt for sure that this would ever happen in the US. but i suppose the school didn't make proper checks in order to prevent something like this from happening
Mikado
11-09-2007, 01:41 PM
the thing is though that this happened in the uk. of course most of us would doubt for sure that this would ever happen the US. but i suppose the school didn't make proper checks in order to prevent something like this from happening
Exactly, this IS Britain we're talking about.....as I said before, it sounds like something out of a "Carry on" film! :lol:
waichingliu81
11-09-2007, 05:11 PM
Exactly, this IS Britain we're talking about.....as I said before, it sounds like something out of a "Carry on" film! :lol:
yeah, as both are rather stupid and comical. oh and i don't think that this type of thing would occur in canada either
bingbangbaby
11-09-2007, 08:17 PM
the thing is though that this happened in the uk.
:lol: Oh soo sorry, I totally missed that! :lol:
Mikado
11-09-2007, 10:21 PM
yeah, as both are rather stupid and comical. oh and i don't think that this type of thing would occur in canada either
Im not sure, i mean, there arent any armed guards in the schools here, but, on the other hand, all visitors DO have to report to the principle's office! :lol:
TheHappyBurgerMeister
11-10-2007, 12:16 AM
When I read that I thought of the movie Parenthood! When the oldest son of Steve Martin's character is supposed to have a clown for his birthday party and accidently in walks a stripper in there house! :lol:
catlover79
11-10-2007, 10:31 AM
When I read that I thought of the movie Parenthood! When the oldest son of Steve Martin's character is supposed to have a clown for his birthday party and accidently in walks a stripper in there house! :lol:
Isn't Parenthood the same movie where Steve Martin & kids try to help Dianne Weist find her vibrator?? :eek:
waichingliu81
11-10-2007, 10:52 AM
:lol: Oh soo sorry, I totally missed that! :lol:
no worries :)
waichingliu81
11-10-2007, 10:55 AM
Isn't Parenthood the same movie where Steve Martin & kids try to help Dianne Weist find her vibrator?? :eek:
i think so monika
catlover79
11-10-2007, 11:01 AM
i think so monika
I thought so - thanks! :D
Stormtracker TF
11-10-2007, 11:28 PM
:lol: At it taking the cream thing for somebody to intervene.
catlover79
11-10-2007, 11:30 PM
My dad's a high school teacher and was just cracking up at the story. I mean, the stripper had the kid on a leash and down on all fours, whipping him, and the teacher STILL wasn't suspicious?? :rofl:
Cactus Jack
11-11-2007, 02:32 AM
:lol: At it taking the cream thing for somebody to intervene.
I know :rotflmao:
Cactus Jack
11-11-2007, 02:33 AM
My dad's a high school teacher and was just cracking up at the story. I mean, the stripper had the kid on a leash and down on all fours, whipping him, and the teacher STILL wasn't suspicious?? :rofl:
Maybe he was being bad and the teacher already wanted to do that....with foot and hand
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