10 QUESTIONS FOR HEROES

[Brian Damage]

1. How come Sylar didn't die? Do many people survive Samurai sword impalement?

2. Is Jessica/Niki going to make it through the season?

3. Why is Peter in Ireland? Why do the characters in the Ireland scenes always pints of Guinness in their hands?

4. Exactly how much longer will Hiro be in feudal Japan?

5. How many paintings did Isaac have time to finish before Sylar finished him off?

6. Where is Matt Parkman's wife? Wasn't she pregnant?

7. If you die on "Heroes," do you ever really die?

8. Why do we not care about Maya and Alejandro?

9. Will Nathan Petrelli ever shave again?

10. Will Mohinder ever do anything with his findings about the Heroes?


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[robyrob]

1. How come Sylar didn't die? Do many people survive Samurai sword impalement? he's actually a clone of himself now, the "company" has been growing him in a tube for WEEKS

2. Is Jessica/Niki going to make it through the season? nope - instead they will replace her entirely by introducing a third "twin" whose main power is excruciating whining.

3. Why is Peter in Ireland? Why do the characters in the Ireland scenes always pints of Guinness in their hands? turns out he's really a Leprechaun, and Leprechauns get a kickback from the Guinness people.

4. Exactly how much longer will Hiro be in feudal Japan? time has no meaning - he will ALWAYS be there, and yet he will also NEVER be there

5. How many paintings did Isaac have time to finish before Sylar finished him off? this is not known, because even dead his work increases in value and number

6. Where is Matt Parkman's wife? Wasn't she pregnant? turns out it was really another one of Kevin Federline's love children, so she had to go.

7. If you die on "Heroes," do you ever really die? eventually you end up in the snow globe of an autistic child.

8. Why do we not care about Maya and Alejandro? their powers just aren't cool enough - who cares if they can make people cry blood and die; you can't sell Buicks with THAT

9. Will Nathan Petrelli ever shave again? only when the Gillette sponsorship kicks in

10. Will Mohinder ever do anything with his findings about the Heroes? yes, watch for the announcement of his new addition to Oprah's Book Club

[Heidi]

Matt and Janice divorced because she told him that the baby was not his.