JMarie_Polniaczek
12-31-2000, 04:25 PM
'Birthday Surprise'
-living room-
(Jo and Blair walk in the door)
BLAIR: So Jo, it is 4 days until your birthday and I haven't bought you anything.
JO: Well, you haven't bought me anything because I haven't told you anything to buy me. So
leave me alone, I had a hard day at work, I am tired and I wanna go to bed.
(Jo starts going upstairs)
BLAIR: But Jo, I don't have all day to get you something.
JO: You don't have all day because the day is over. You now have 4 days instead od 5.
Nighty-night.
-Natalie & Tootie's room-
BLAIR: Have you guys bought Jo anything for her birthday yet?
NATALIE: Yeah. We put our money together to and bought her a keyboard.
BLAIR: Oh well that's a good gift. Well good-night.
TOOTIE: Good-night.
NATALIE: Good-night.
-In the morning, in the kitchen-
BEVERLY ANN: Good morning girls.
NATALIE: Where are the Co-Co Puffs!?
TOOTIE: Andy & Pippa ate them all last night.
BEVERLY ANN: Where's Blair?
TOOTIE: She said she went to buy Jo a present.
(Jo runs in the kitchen)
JO: My, my, my........uhhh.
(Jo faints)
-1 hour later in the living room-
BEVERLY ANN & GIRLS: Jo? Jo?
JO: What!?
BEVERLY ANN: Why were you saying my, my, my?
JO: I was going to say my bike is gone!!
NATALIE: Why would you say a thing like that?
TOOTIE: Maybe because her bike is gone!
(Pippa walks in)
PIPPA: Good day mates.
JO: Good day mates? GOOD DAY!?
PIPPA: Ok, ok I can take a hint. How is this. Bad day mates.
(Andy walks in)
ANDY: Uh, Jo, did you know that your bike isn't in the garage?
JO: Yes, Andy I am VERY aware of that!!
ANDY: OK! Well I am just going to go.....uh....yeah!
(Andy runs out)
JO: Well, isn't this a great day. I have to go to work in a bad mood. No Miss Mary Sunshine
today!
(Jo walks out of the house and slams the door behind her)
-The center-
CASEY: Jo, your late.
BLAIR: Yeah Jo.
JO: Well I would have been here sooner but I had to walk.
CASEY: Why didn't you ride your bike?
JO: Because somebody stole it.
CASEY & BLAIR: Ohhhhhhhhh.
-living room-
(Natalie, Tootie, and Jo are sitting on the couch. Beverly Ann is sitting in the chair. And
Blair, Pippa, and Andy are sitting at the table playing the game of 'LIFE')
JO: Well, does anyone know where my bike is!?
EVERYONE: NO!!!!!!
JO: I have to get some rest, I am going upstairs to lay down.
(Jo goes upstairs and Blair follows)
-Blair and Jo's bedroom-
(Jo lays down on her bed)
BLAIR: Jo, Jo, Jo. Your birthday is tomorrow.
JO: Yeah I am aware of that.
(Telephone rings)
BLAIR: (yells) I GOT IT!!!
BLAIR: Hello.
RANDY: Yeah Blair?
BLAIR: This is she.
RANDY: Well the bike you picked out is ready for you to come down here and pick it up.
BLAIR: Ok. I'll be there, bye.
JO: Who was that?
BLAIR: Oh just a...
(Jo looks out the window)
JO: Hey, that guy down there is riding my bike around!!!
(Jo runs down the stairs and goes to the garage and gets Blair's car and chases the guy down)
JO: You stupid thief! How dare you steal my motorcycle!!
(Jo takes the bike and rides it home leaving Blair's car there on the side of the road)
BLAIR: My car!!!!
-30 minutes later, in the living room-
(doorbell rings and Tootie answers it)
TOOTIE: Why hello officer. Do you need something?
OFFICER: More like someone, is Jo Polniaczek here?
TOOTIE: Yes she is i'll get her. (yells) JO!!!!!
(Jo comes downstairs)
JO: Yeah, what's up?
TOOTIE: This officer would like to see you.
JO: Ok.......
(Tootie leaves the room)
OFFICER: Jo Polniaczek you are under arrest for stealing a motorcycle from its authorized owner.
JO: WHAT!?!?
OFFICER: The less we argue the easier it is to arrest you.
JO: Ok, fine, lets go.
-At jail the next day-
(Blair walks in)
BLAIR: Where is Jo Polniaczek's cell?
OFFICER: Right over there.
BLAIR: Thanks.
(Blair walks over to Jo's cell)
JO: Blair, why am I in jail for taking back my own bike from some guy named Randy?
BLAIR: Let me bail you out and then I will start explaining when we get home.
JO: Yeah you better or instead of you being on the phone I will be on the phone......with the
hospital!
-living room-
JO: Blair you better start talking.
BLAIR: Ok.....
JO: I better get ready to dial up the hospital.
BLAIR: Please Jo, just give me a chance.
JO: Fine, start talking already.
BLAIR: Ok. First of all I didn't have your present, but I do now. See I sold your old
motorcycle....
JO: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
BLAIR: I sold your bike to get money to buy you a new one with a helmet included. And there is
money left over. And so here is your B-day present: A *NEW* motorcycle w/ a *NEW* helmet and
with $500
left over.
JO: Well I liked my old bike but I guess it was time for a new one.
BLAIR: Your telling me.
JO: Thank you, Blair for getting me that bike.
BLAIR: And...
JO: The helmet.
BLAIR: And....
JO: The $500 dollars.
TOOTIE & NATALIE: Happy Birthday Jo! Here is your *NEW* keyboard!
JO: Thank you everyone.
BEVERLY ANN: Hey, guess what everyone.
EVERYONE: What!?
BEVERLY ANN: Next month is my birthday!
EVERYONE: (They all take a deep breath) Oh no.
THE END
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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.
Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.
-living room-
(Jo and Blair walk in the door)
BLAIR: So Jo, it is 4 days until your birthday and I haven't bought you anything.
JO: Well, you haven't bought me anything because I haven't told you anything to buy me. So
leave me alone, I had a hard day at work, I am tired and I wanna go to bed.
(Jo starts going upstairs)
BLAIR: But Jo, I don't have all day to get you something.
JO: You don't have all day because the day is over. You now have 4 days instead od 5.
Nighty-night.
-Natalie & Tootie's room-
BLAIR: Have you guys bought Jo anything for her birthday yet?
NATALIE: Yeah. We put our money together to and bought her a keyboard.
BLAIR: Oh well that's a good gift. Well good-night.
TOOTIE: Good-night.
NATALIE: Good-night.
-In the morning, in the kitchen-
BEVERLY ANN: Good morning girls.
NATALIE: Where are the Co-Co Puffs!?
TOOTIE: Andy & Pippa ate them all last night.
BEVERLY ANN: Where's Blair?
TOOTIE: She said she went to buy Jo a present.
(Jo runs in the kitchen)
JO: My, my, my........uhhh.
(Jo faints)
-1 hour later in the living room-
BEVERLY ANN & GIRLS: Jo? Jo?
JO: What!?
BEVERLY ANN: Why were you saying my, my, my?
JO: I was going to say my bike is gone!!
NATALIE: Why would you say a thing like that?
TOOTIE: Maybe because her bike is gone!
(Pippa walks in)
PIPPA: Good day mates.
JO: Good day mates? GOOD DAY!?
PIPPA: Ok, ok I can take a hint. How is this. Bad day mates.
(Andy walks in)
ANDY: Uh, Jo, did you know that your bike isn't in the garage?
JO: Yes, Andy I am VERY aware of that!!
ANDY: OK! Well I am just going to go.....uh....yeah!
(Andy runs out)
JO: Well, isn't this a great day. I have to go to work in a bad mood. No Miss Mary Sunshine
today!
(Jo walks out of the house and slams the door behind her)
-The center-
CASEY: Jo, your late.
BLAIR: Yeah Jo.
JO: Well I would have been here sooner but I had to walk.
CASEY: Why didn't you ride your bike?
JO: Because somebody stole it.
CASEY & BLAIR: Ohhhhhhhhh.
-living room-
(Natalie, Tootie, and Jo are sitting on the couch. Beverly Ann is sitting in the chair. And
Blair, Pippa, and Andy are sitting at the table playing the game of 'LIFE')
JO: Well, does anyone know where my bike is!?
EVERYONE: NO!!!!!!
JO: I have to get some rest, I am going upstairs to lay down.
(Jo goes upstairs and Blair follows)
-Blair and Jo's bedroom-
(Jo lays down on her bed)
BLAIR: Jo, Jo, Jo. Your birthday is tomorrow.
JO: Yeah I am aware of that.
(Telephone rings)
BLAIR: (yells) I GOT IT!!!
BLAIR: Hello.
RANDY: Yeah Blair?
BLAIR: This is she.
RANDY: Well the bike you picked out is ready for you to come down here and pick it up.
BLAIR: Ok. I'll be there, bye.
JO: Who was that?
BLAIR: Oh just a...
(Jo looks out the window)
JO: Hey, that guy down there is riding my bike around!!!
(Jo runs down the stairs and goes to the garage and gets Blair's car and chases the guy down)
JO: You stupid thief! How dare you steal my motorcycle!!
(Jo takes the bike and rides it home leaving Blair's car there on the side of the road)
BLAIR: My car!!!!
-30 minutes later, in the living room-
(doorbell rings and Tootie answers it)
TOOTIE: Why hello officer. Do you need something?
OFFICER: More like someone, is Jo Polniaczek here?
TOOTIE: Yes she is i'll get her. (yells) JO!!!!!
(Jo comes downstairs)
JO: Yeah, what's up?
TOOTIE: This officer would like to see you.
JO: Ok.......
(Tootie leaves the room)
OFFICER: Jo Polniaczek you are under arrest for stealing a motorcycle from its authorized owner.
JO: WHAT!?!?
OFFICER: The less we argue the easier it is to arrest you.
JO: Ok, fine, lets go.
-At jail the next day-
(Blair walks in)
BLAIR: Where is Jo Polniaczek's cell?
OFFICER: Right over there.
BLAIR: Thanks.
(Blair walks over to Jo's cell)
JO: Blair, why am I in jail for taking back my own bike from some guy named Randy?
BLAIR: Let me bail you out and then I will start explaining when we get home.
JO: Yeah you better or instead of you being on the phone I will be on the phone......with the
hospital!
-living room-
JO: Blair you better start talking.
BLAIR: Ok.....
JO: I better get ready to dial up the hospital.
BLAIR: Please Jo, just give me a chance.
JO: Fine, start talking already.
BLAIR: Ok. First of all I didn't have your present, but I do now. See I sold your old
motorcycle....
JO: YOU WHAT!?!?!?
BLAIR: I sold your bike to get money to buy you a new one with a helmet included. And there is
money left over. And so here is your B-day present: A *NEW* motorcycle w/ a *NEW* helmet and
with $500
left over.
JO: Well I liked my old bike but I guess it was time for a new one.
BLAIR: Your telling me.
JO: Thank you, Blair for getting me that bike.
BLAIR: And...
JO: The helmet.
BLAIR: And....
JO: The $500 dollars.
TOOTIE & NATALIE: Happy Birthday Jo! Here is your *NEW* keyboard!
JO: Thank you everyone.
BEVERLY ANN: Hey, guess what everyone.
EVERYONE: What!?
BEVERLY ANN: Next month is my birthday!
EVERYONE: (They all take a deep breath) Oh no.
THE END
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Blair: We talk about appointment calender things. These are numbers, this is a one, can you say one?
Bailey: One.
Blair: My, this is fun. This is a two, can you say two?
Bailey: Two.
Blair: And this is a....oh no.
Jo: Well looks like you are on your own now Bailey, that's as high as she can go.
Beverly Ann: That means one of us is the killer.
Tootie: Well its not me.
Jo: Or me.
Beverly Ann: Or me. Well, I guess we will have to wait for one us us to kill one us to find out which one of us it is.