JoRox11
04-17-2001, 11:27 AM
Hope you like my reunion fan fic, it's my first one. The beginning is really boring, but it gets more exciting at the end. Hope you like it!
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It was a beautiful day in the Bronx and the Bonner's house was very busy. All of the sudden the door bell rang.
"I'll get it!" Jo exclaimed.
At the door there was someone she hadn't seen for a very long time.
"Surprise!" exclaimed the blonde.
"Blair!" Jo said in great surprise.
"Hi Jo." They both held there arms and gave each other a big hug.
"So, what brings you here to the Bronx?" Jo asked.
"Blake had to do some business near here, so, I thought I'd drop by and stay the night."
"Who's Blake?" Jo asked.
"I'm Blake, Blair's husband," he said and reached out his hand to shake hands with Jo.
"Hi."
"Uh-hem."
"Oh, I almost forgot. This is my daughter..." gets interrupted.
"Emily Warner. I'm twelve."
"Hi Emily, " They shake hands, "So you kept your last name Blair?"
"Yeah. We thought it sounded better than Mr. and Mrs. Pain."
Jo sort of giggles. "Oh I see. Well come on in."
"Don't mind if we do," said Blake.
"Well, I'd like for you to meet my kids," said Jo leading Blair, Blake, and Emily into the family room where her kids are.
"As in, more than one? I think one Jo is enough. Wonder how Rick can survive with two mini Jo's."
"Make that five mini Jo's."
"Five?! You have five kids?!" Blair asked in surprise.
"Yeah," she said to Blair, then to her kids, "Kids, there's someone I'd like for you to meet. This is Blair," points to Blair who gives a tiny wave, "this is her husband Blake," points to Blake who gives a little wave like Blair did, "and this is their daughter Emily," points to Emily who also gives a little wave.
"Hi," said the kids then went back to what they were doing.
Then one of her daughters came up to her. "Mom, where's Muffin? Alexz is gonna blow her top if we don't find him."
"Um, I'm not sure at the moment. Why don't you go look for him."
"I don't think that's necessary," said Blair.
"Why not?" Dina asked.
"Would Muffin by any chance be that thing that's lickin' my leg?"
"It's called a dog, and yes that's him," Dina said.
"Glad to be of service."
"Well, what do you say Dina?"
"Go wash your leg, it's all slobbery."
"Dina!"
"Well, Alexz wants her doggy ride, gotta go!" Dina said very quickly so as not to get lectured, then went and got Alexz. She then put Alexz on the dog.
"Me too! Me too!" Jessie exclaimed.
"Ok, up ya go." Dina said and put Jessie behind Alexz on the dog.
Then the babies started crying. "Mom, if you don't get them to shut up, then I'll shut them up for you," said Dina.
"I think I'll take care of them," said Jo, "Oh, and Blair, this is my daughter Dina, she's twelve like Emily."
"Hi," said Dina and Blair as they shook hands.
"Well, why don't you go play with Emily," Jo suggested.
"Do I have to?"
"No, but it'd be nice if you would."
"Fine," Dina said taking Emily's arm and pulling her upstairs, "Lets go slow poke."
Emily looked back at mother questionably, but kept walking were Dina was taking her.
The babies are still crying in the back round. "Well, we'd better go see what's wrong with them," said Jo.
"Them?" Blair asked.
"Yea, they're twins."
"Oh, what are their names?"
"The one on the left is Jordon, and the one on the right is Gabrielle, but we call her Gabby."
"Oh, they're are so adorable. How old are they?"
"About a week."
"Wow."
"Here you give this to Jordon," Jo said handing her a bottle off of the table near the babies.
"Sure." Blair picked up Jordon and started giving her her milk, while Jo picked up Gabby and gave her her milk.
When they were done giving the babies their milk, they put them back on the floor.
"So, Jo, you never told me who your other daughters on Muffin were."
"Oh, well, the one in the front is Alexzandra, but we call her Alexz, and she's five, and the one in the back is Jessica, but we call her Jessie, and she's seven."
"Oh, well they're both darling."
All of the sudden Jordon started crying.
"Awe man, she probably needs a diaper change since we just fed her," said Jo as she picked up Jordon and changed her diaper. "There ya go, all better now," then Jo put her back by Emily.
"Oh, I can't get over how adorable your kids are!" Blair exclaimed.
"Yeah, but Dina sure doesn't think so."
"Wonder why?"
"Maybe it's because she has a seven year old, five year old, and two one week year old younger sisters. And she doesn't get any privacy or sleep."
"True, so true."
"And you know what's funny?"
"What?" Blair asked.
"They can all punch before they can walk."
Then both giggle. "Not surprising," said Blair.
Then Jordon started crying, AGAIN!
"This time she's crying cause' that's what babies do," said Jo.
"Here let me try to calm her down," said Blair as she reached for Jordon and tried to calm her down, but Jordon kept crying and crying and crying.
"Here, let me see her," said Jo taking Jordon from Blair. "There now, all better. It's Ok," said Jo. Then, almost instantly the baby stopped crying.
"How did you do that?" Blair asked in amazement.
"I've had plenty of practice. With my own kids and Allison when she left her baby for us to care of back at Eastland."
Then their was a flashback of when that happened.
Then Rick walked in the door and into the family room. He gave Jo a small kiss on the lips. "Hey Jo, hi Blair," then realizing what he was saying, "Blair!"
"Hi Rick, good to see you," she said as they joined in on a hug.
"Good to see you to Blair. Oh, and here's the mail Jo," he said handing the mail to Jo who took it from him.
"Oh thanks," Jo said as she started flipping through the mail. "Bill, bill, bill... oh, what's this?" She then opened up the letter. She read it out loud and it read,
"Dear Jo, Rick, (kids)
Guess what? Pippa and I have decided to get married. It will be held at High Fly Park on Middlebelt and Bink Road in New York City on July eleventh. Hope you can make it.
Andy and Pippa
P.S. Beverly Ann, Mrs. Garrett, Blair, Tootie, Natalie and families have been invited also.
"Oh, how sweet," said Blair.
"Yep they're finally getting married," Jo added.
"Well, that's nice," Rick said. "By the way, where's Dina?"
"Oh, she's upstairs with my daughter Emily."
"I don't think that was a very good idea."
"Why?" Blair asked.
Then she heard thuds coming down the stairs.
"I'll get you!" Dina screamed.
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Emily screamed.
"That's why," Rick responded.
"Oh."
"Now Dina," Jo started," don't hurt Emily."
"Alright, I'll kill her instead." Then she went back to chasing Emily.
"If you hurt or kill her, you won't get to watch the basketball tournament."
"Alright, I won't hurt her," then under her breath," till after the tournament."
"Oh, and Rick," Blair said, "this is my husband Blake."
"Hi," said Blake.
"Hi," said Rick as they shook hands, "Want to watch the hockey game?"
"Sure!"
"I'm watching too!" Dina exclaimed.
Blair and Jo continue talking.
It is July 11th, the day of Andy and Pippa's wedding, and it's seven in the morning. Rick is downstairs with the kids preparing breakfast when Blair comes down the stairs.
"Oh, hi Blair," Rick said.
"Ha Bair," Alexz said.
"I guess your new name is Bair," said Rick.
"Yeah, a Bair who wants to go back into hibernating."
Rick giggles a little, "Did we wake you up?"
"Oh no! I always get up at seven in the morning." Blair says sarcastically.
"Oh, sorry."
"It's Ok, I just hope my hair will be Ok."
Rick giggles a bit, "I'm sure it will be fine Blair."
"By the way, where's Jo?"
"Oh, she's out running with Dina."
"This early?" Blair says with surprise.
"Yeah, first I go run with Dina while Jo takes care of the kids, and the Jo runs with Dina while I take care of the kids."
Blair's mouth is hanging open and her eyes are bulging out.
Then Jo and Dina came through the back door, sit down, and catch their breath.
"Well, I'd better go start breakfast," Jo said.
"Oh I already did. It should be ready right..." Rick started, then the buzzer went off, "now."
Rick starts serving breakfast while Blake and Emily come down the stairs.
"Good morning everyone," Blake and Emily said sleepily.
"Good morning," everyone said.
"Come on, we're having breakfast," Rick said.
"Oh, thanks," Blake said as he and Emily sat down.
Then everyone was done eating. "Well, we Warner's better start getting ready for the wedding."
"Already? It's only 7:30," Dina commented.
"7:30! We're leaving twelve and I need at least five hours to get ready! I'd better start now or...,"gets interrupted.
"Mom, it's Ok, lets just go now and try to be ready on time," Emily said.
"Good idea," said Blair as they headed upstairs.
Once everyone in the Bonner family had finished eating, the kids went and watched a football game, while Rick helped Jo clean up.
Later that day, it was almost time to leave for the wedding.
"Come on Blair, we're leaving in five minutes!" Jo yelled up to Blair.
"Ok, be right there!" Blair yelled back.
Then five minutes later. "Blair we're leaving!" Jo called.
"Ok, we're ready!" Blair called from upstairs. Then she, Emily, and Blake came downstairs.
Once at High Fly Park they looked for seats. The wedding was held outside, and it was a beautiful day out.
When they were all seated, Bonner kids next to Rick, who was next to Jo, who was next to Blair, who was next to Blake, who was next to Emily, Blair and Jo felt taps on their shoulders and they turned around.
"Hi guys!"
"Natalie! Tootie!" Blair and Jo exclaimed at the same time. Then Jo hugged Natalie while Blair hugged Tootie, then Jo hugged Tootie while Blair hugged Natalie.
Then while they were all giving each other hugs Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann came up to them. "Don't we get any hugs?" Mrs. Garrett asked.
"Hi!" the girls exclaimed as they each took their turn to hug Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann.
"Hi!" Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann said.
"So how have you all been?" Tootie asked everyone.
"Good, and as you know I married Rick, and what you don't know is that I have a twelve year daughter Dina,"
"Hey," Dina said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"A seven year old daughter Jessica, but we call her Jessie,"
"Hi," Jessie said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"A five year old daughter Alexzandra, but we call her Alexz,"
"Hewwo," Alexz said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"And twin girls, Jordon and Gabrielle, but we call her Gabby."
By then Tootie and Natalie and their mouths hanging open and their eyes were bulging out. "You have five kids?" Tootie asked.
"Yep," Jo replied.
"That's what I said," said Blair.
"Oh Jo, they're all so adorable," Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann said.
"Hey, no one, and I mean no one, calls me adorable," said Dina.
"Yea," Jessie agreed.
"Wha thay sai," little Alexz said.
"Ok, I'll never do it again, I promise."
"Good, cause' otherwise we would have punched your lights out!" Dina said as she held up a fist.
"Oh, Jo they're just like you!" Beverly Ann said.
"Ok, so how have the rest of you been?" Tootie asked.
"Well, I still own Eastland, and I married Blake and we have a wonderful twelve year old daughter Emily."
"Hi," Blake and Emily said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"Well, I became a writer, married Snake, and have a twelve year daughter Karly."
"Hi," Snake and Karly said.
"Hi," Blair, Jo, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"And, as you all know, I became an actress and married Jeff, and what you don't know is that I have a splendid, adopted, also twelve year old daughter Lindsay."
"Hi," Lindsay said.
"Hi," Blair, Jo, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"Well, Bruce died last year in a shooting."
"Oh, we're sorry," Tootie said.
"Yeah, now you know how I felt when my dad died," Natalie added.
"Well, I'll get over his death," Mrs. Garrett said hopefully.
"But what she didn't tell you is that she moved back in with and we reopened OVER OUR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!" Beverly Ann exclaimed.
"Oh that's wonderful! I'll have stop by sometime when I'm in Peekskill." Jo said.
"Yeah, me too," Blair said.
"Me three," Natalie said.
"And me four," Tootie said.
Then the priest told everyone to take their seats because the ceremony would be starting soon. So they sat in the row behind Jo and Blair and their families, with Beverly Ann by Mrs. Garrett, who was by Karly who was by Jeff, who was by Tootie, who was by Natalie, who was by Snake, who was by Lindsay.
Then the music started playing as the flower girl started up the isle, followed by the Maid of Honor, then the Bridesmaids, and then came Pippa. Then they were all at the front of the isle.
"Do you, Andy, take Pippa to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live."
"I do."
"Do you, Pippa, take Andy to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live."
"I do."
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the Bride."
They kiss, and as they do, Rick kisses Jo, Blake kisses Blair, Jeff kisses Tootie, Snake kisses Natalie, and the kids look disgusted.
At the reception, Andy and Pippa spot the others.
"Hi guys!"
"Hey! Congratulations!" Jo said as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"Yeah!" Blair said as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"Wish you the best!" Mrs. Garrett said as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"Hope it works out for you too, which I'm sure it will," said Natalie as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"What they said," said Tootie as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"I just can't believe my little boy got married!" Beverly Ann exclaimed, "I love you Andy," she said as she hugged Andy.
"Love you too mom."
"And my daughter-in-law," she said as she hugged Pippa.
"And who are they?" Andy asked referring to the kids.
"Hey, come here kids, and introduce yourselves to Andy and Pippa," Jo called to all the kids. Then she said to Andy and Pippa, "Well, these are my twins," she said pointing to the twins. "The one on the right is Gabrielle, but we call her Gabby, and the one on the left is Jordon."
"Hey, I'm Dina, Jo and Rick's daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Hi, I'm Jessie, Jo and Rick's daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Hewwo, I Alexz, Jo and Ri's dauer," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Wow Jo, five kids!" Pippa exclaimed.
"Yeah, you and Rick must of really hit off," Andy said, then everyone sort of giggled.
"Well ANYWAY, on to the more IMPORTANT people, I'm Emily Warner, Blair and Blake's beautiful, and gorgeous daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"I'm Karly, Natalie and Snake's daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"And I'm Lindsay, Tootie and Jeff's adopted daughter," she said as she also shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Glad to meet all of you. I'm Andy."
"And I'm Pippa."
"Well, we'd better go now," Andy said.
"Yeah, bye," Pippa said.
"Bye," everyone else said.
"So what..." started Tootie who was interrupted by a gunshot, "was that?"
They all looked around and saw two guys with guns.
"Dina, let's go," said Jo.
"Right." They weren't leaving, but taking care of the guys with the guns.
"Dina, you take that one," pointing to one of the guys, "and I'll take the other one."
"Got it Ma."
They started punching them and kicking them. When Dina got one of them in her grasps, she grabbed a nearby rope and tied it around his arms.
Then, out of nowhere, another guy came and held his gun up to Emily, who didn't move because she was so stunned, but gave out a piercing scream.
"Emily!" Dina shouted. She rushed up to Emily and pushed her out of the way just as the guy shot the gun. Dina pulled Emily out of the way and ran back towards the other guy. The guy ran as fast as he could so he wouldn't get caught or beat up. Dina didn't see where he went so she rushed back to Emily's side.
"Emily, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Good."
"Uh, Dina?" Blair asked.
"Yeah?"
Blair pointed over to her mother who was fighting with a guy who had her in his grasps, but she elbowed him and was free, only to see another guy pointing his gun at her.
"MOM!" Dina shouted as she rushed over and dove at her mother pushing her out of the way, and just in time to because just as she did the guy pulled the trigger. Jo was fine, but Dina was shot.
The guys thought they got them both with one bullet, but they didn't get Jo. Then they walked over to where Beverly Ann, Mrs. Garret, Blair, Natalie, Tootie, and their families were huddled up and they were about to kill each of them one by one.
While all of this was going on, Jo managed to get up and get to her purse. She fumbled around a little, then pulled out a gun and walked over to where the bad guys were.
"Stop or I'll shot," Jo demanded.
"Oh, I'm so scared," one of the guys said.
"Hey, I gotta license to kill."
"Oh, and what are you? A cop," the other guy asked, then they both started to laugh.
"That's lieutenant Bonner to you," Jo said while she pulled out her police badge.
"You're a cop? "Blair asked.
"Yep. Now drop the guns and put your hands up. You're under arrest." She took out two handcuffs and put one on one of guys as they put their hands up and dropped the guns. Then, she was about to handcuff the other guy when she noticed he'd gotten away. She spotted him quite a ways away, and Jo was ready to shoot him. She had been practicing her aim and was now extremely well, so she was positive she would get him. She aimed the gun at him and pulled the trigger and her aim was good, because she shot him. Everyone then clapped because of her good aim.
Then you could hear police sirens. They got out of the police car and took the guy Jo had just shot, the one she handcuffed, and the one that Dina tied up with a rope, and put them in the back of the police car.
Then Jo, Rick, Jessie, and Alexz rushed to Dina's side.
"Dia! Alexz cried then burst into tears.
"Come on Dina, wake up," Jo said then started crying hysterically and started to hug Rick as she cried onto his chest, and he and Jessie then started crying too.
Then an ambulance came and put Dina on stretcher and into an ambulance and took her to the hospital.
At the hospital Jo and Rick were hugging and crying hysterically and Jessie and Alexz were doing the same, while Gabby and Jordon were crying too, and everyone else didn't know what to think.
Then Blair walked over to Jo. "Jo, you have a very brave daughter."
"I know."
"She saved two people's lives today, yours and Emily's, and I'm very grateful she did that because otherwise I wouldn't have any kids at all, and no best friend."
"I know."
"You should be very proud of her."
"I know."
Then a doctor walked over to them. "Bonner?"
"Yes," said Jo who still had tears in her eyes.
"Well, right now Dina is in a coma, but is awake. You may go see her now, a few at a time, in room 111."
"Oh, thank you doc." Jo said.
Then her, Rick, Jessie, and Alexz went and walked into her room. They were surprised at what they saw.
"Hey honey," Rick said.
"Hi Dad, Mom, Jessie, Alexz."
"Oh, we're so happy you're Ok!" Jo exclaimed as she walked over and hugged Dina. Then Rick hugged her too.
"I love you Dina."
"I love you too Dad."
Then he let go of her and Alexz and Jessie squeezed her as hard as they could.
"Well, someone would really like to see you now," said Jo. They all hugged her one last time and left. At the door Jo turned around, "I love you Dina."
"I love you too Mom."
Then, the person her mom said that really wanted to see her came in, and she was surprised at who it was.
"Hi Dina."
"Emily?"
"Yeah. Look, I, ah, just wanted to, um, well, thank you for, well, saving me."
"Hey, no problem."
"I really do appreciate it. You saved my life you know. I would've been killed if it weren't for you."
"I know."
"And you were the least person I would expect that would want to save me, since you hate me much."
"Well, I guess that's our best way of communicating."
"Yeah, I guess so," Emily said as she hugged Dina. "And you know, you're not that bad of a friend."
"You're not so bad yourself."
"Thanks," Emily said as she started to leave. "Bye."
"Bye Em."
"IT'S EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whatever."
The next morning they all came back to the hospital.
"Is there any news on Dina Bonner?" Rick asked as he rushed up to the lady at the front desk.
"Well, I'm sorry to report that she isn't doing as well as yesterday, and having an operation right now. We're not sure if she'll make it."
Then Rick started crying and walked back over to the others.
"Honey, how is she?" Jo asked Rick.
"They're not sure if she'll made it," Rick said then sat next to Jo and they both cried and cried and cried, along with their kids.
"Oh, Jo, I'm so sorry," Blair said as walked over to her.
"It's Ok."
"I suggest that you come back tomorrow," the doctor said.
"Alright, let's go. We can go to my house, it's only a few hours away," said Jo.
"Alright," everyone said.
The next day at hospital they were all hoping for good news.
"Well hello Mr. and Mrs. Bonner," the lady at the front desk said.
"Hi, how's our daughter?" Jo asked.
"Well, she's making quite a recovery."
"Oh, thank God!" Jo exclaimed.
"You should be able to take her home in few days, she just needs some rest."
"Thank you. May we see her?" Jo asked.
"No, I'm afraid not."
"Why?" Rick asked.
"I don't know. That's just what the doctor said to tell you. Why don't you come back in a few days and you can take her home then."
"Ok, thanks," Jo said.
A few days later they came to get Dina.
"Hi, we're here to pick up Dina Bonner," said Jo.
"Room 111."
"Thanks Doc."
Then Jo, Rick, Jessie, Alexz, Jordon, Gabby, Blair, Blake, Emily, Tootie, Jeff, Lindsay, Natalie, Snake, Karly, Mrs. Garrett, and Beverly Ann stormed into Dina's room all at once it startled her.
"You can come home now!" Jo exclaimed very excitedly.
"Finally!" Dina exclaimed.
Then they all got into a big group hug.
The screen freezes, theme song plays, and credits roll.
So? How was it? Bad, I know. And I can take criticism.
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It was a beautiful day in the Bronx and the Bonner's house was very busy. All of the sudden the door bell rang.
"I'll get it!" Jo exclaimed.
At the door there was someone she hadn't seen for a very long time.
"Surprise!" exclaimed the blonde.
"Blair!" Jo said in great surprise.
"Hi Jo." They both held there arms and gave each other a big hug.
"So, what brings you here to the Bronx?" Jo asked.
"Blake had to do some business near here, so, I thought I'd drop by and stay the night."
"Who's Blake?" Jo asked.
"I'm Blake, Blair's husband," he said and reached out his hand to shake hands with Jo.
"Hi."
"Uh-hem."
"Oh, I almost forgot. This is my daughter..." gets interrupted.
"Emily Warner. I'm twelve."
"Hi Emily, " They shake hands, "So you kept your last name Blair?"
"Yeah. We thought it sounded better than Mr. and Mrs. Pain."
Jo sort of giggles. "Oh I see. Well come on in."
"Don't mind if we do," said Blake.
"Well, I'd like for you to meet my kids," said Jo leading Blair, Blake, and Emily into the family room where her kids are.
"As in, more than one? I think one Jo is enough. Wonder how Rick can survive with two mini Jo's."
"Make that five mini Jo's."
"Five?! You have five kids?!" Blair asked in surprise.
"Yeah," she said to Blair, then to her kids, "Kids, there's someone I'd like for you to meet. This is Blair," points to Blair who gives a tiny wave, "this is her husband Blake," points to Blake who gives a little wave like Blair did, "and this is their daughter Emily," points to Emily who also gives a little wave.
"Hi," said the kids then went back to what they were doing.
Then one of her daughters came up to her. "Mom, where's Muffin? Alexz is gonna blow her top if we don't find him."
"Um, I'm not sure at the moment. Why don't you go look for him."
"I don't think that's necessary," said Blair.
"Why not?" Dina asked.
"Would Muffin by any chance be that thing that's lickin' my leg?"
"It's called a dog, and yes that's him," Dina said.
"Glad to be of service."
"Well, what do you say Dina?"
"Go wash your leg, it's all slobbery."
"Dina!"
"Well, Alexz wants her doggy ride, gotta go!" Dina said very quickly so as not to get lectured, then went and got Alexz. She then put Alexz on the dog.
"Me too! Me too!" Jessie exclaimed.
"Ok, up ya go." Dina said and put Jessie behind Alexz on the dog.
Then the babies started crying. "Mom, if you don't get them to shut up, then I'll shut them up for you," said Dina.
"I think I'll take care of them," said Jo, "Oh, and Blair, this is my daughter Dina, she's twelve like Emily."
"Hi," said Dina and Blair as they shook hands.
"Well, why don't you go play with Emily," Jo suggested.
"Do I have to?"
"No, but it'd be nice if you would."
"Fine," Dina said taking Emily's arm and pulling her upstairs, "Lets go slow poke."
Emily looked back at mother questionably, but kept walking were Dina was taking her.
The babies are still crying in the back round. "Well, we'd better go see what's wrong with them," said Jo.
"Them?" Blair asked.
"Yea, they're twins."
"Oh, what are their names?"
"The one on the left is Jordon, and the one on the right is Gabrielle, but we call her Gabby."
"Oh, they're are so adorable. How old are they?"
"About a week."
"Wow."
"Here you give this to Jordon," Jo said handing her a bottle off of the table near the babies.
"Sure." Blair picked up Jordon and started giving her her milk, while Jo picked up Gabby and gave her her milk.
When they were done giving the babies their milk, they put them back on the floor.
"So, Jo, you never told me who your other daughters on Muffin were."
"Oh, well, the one in the front is Alexzandra, but we call her Alexz, and she's five, and the one in the back is Jessica, but we call her Jessie, and she's seven."
"Oh, well they're both darling."
All of the sudden Jordon started crying.
"Awe man, she probably needs a diaper change since we just fed her," said Jo as she picked up Jordon and changed her diaper. "There ya go, all better now," then Jo put her back by Emily.
"Oh, I can't get over how adorable your kids are!" Blair exclaimed.
"Yeah, but Dina sure doesn't think so."
"Wonder why?"
"Maybe it's because she has a seven year old, five year old, and two one week year old younger sisters. And she doesn't get any privacy or sleep."
"True, so true."
"And you know what's funny?"
"What?" Blair asked.
"They can all punch before they can walk."
Then both giggle. "Not surprising," said Blair.
Then Jordon started crying, AGAIN!
"This time she's crying cause' that's what babies do," said Jo.
"Here let me try to calm her down," said Blair as she reached for Jordon and tried to calm her down, but Jordon kept crying and crying and crying.
"Here, let me see her," said Jo taking Jordon from Blair. "There now, all better. It's Ok," said Jo. Then, almost instantly the baby stopped crying.
"How did you do that?" Blair asked in amazement.
"I've had plenty of practice. With my own kids and Allison when she left her baby for us to care of back at Eastland."
Then their was a flashback of when that happened.
Then Rick walked in the door and into the family room. He gave Jo a small kiss on the lips. "Hey Jo, hi Blair," then realizing what he was saying, "Blair!"
"Hi Rick, good to see you," she said as they joined in on a hug.
"Good to see you to Blair. Oh, and here's the mail Jo," he said handing the mail to Jo who took it from him.
"Oh thanks," Jo said as she started flipping through the mail. "Bill, bill, bill... oh, what's this?" She then opened up the letter. She read it out loud and it read,
"Dear Jo, Rick, (kids)
Guess what? Pippa and I have decided to get married. It will be held at High Fly Park on Middlebelt and Bink Road in New York City on July eleventh. Hope you can make it.
Andy and Pippa
P.S. Beverly Ann, Mrs. Garrett, Blair, Tootie, Natalie and families have been invited also.
"Oh, how sweet," said Blair.
"Yep they're finally getting married," Jo added.
"Well, that's nice," Rick said. "By the way, where's Dina?"
"Oh, she's upstairs with my daughter Emily."
"I don't think that was a very good idea."
"Why?" Blair asked.
Then she heard thuds coming down the stairs.
"I'll get you!" Dina screamed.
"Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!" Emily screamed.
"That's why," Rick responded.
"Oh."
"Now Dina," Jo started," don't hurt Emily."
"Alright, I'll kill her instead." Then she went back to chasing Emily.
"If you hurt or kill her, you won't get to watch the basketball tournament."
"Alright, I won't hurt her," then under her breath," till after the tournament."
"Oh, and Rick," Blair said, "this is my husband Blake."
"Hi," said Blake.
"Hi," said Rick as they shook hands, "Want to watch the hockey game?"
"Sure!"
"I'm watching too!" Dina exclaimed.
Blair and Jo continue talking.
It is July 11th, the day of Andy and Pippa's wedding, and it's seven in the morning. Rick is downstairs with the kids preparing breakfast when Blair comes down the stairs.
"Oh, hi Blair," Rick said.
"Ha Bair," Alexz said.
"I guess your new name is Bair," said Rick.
"Yeah, a Bair who wants to go back into hibernating."
Rick giggles a little, "Did we wake you up?"
"Oh no! I always get up at seven in the morning." Blair says sarcastically.
"Oh, sorry."
"It's Ok, I just hope my hair will be Ok."
Rick giggles a bit, "I'm sure it will be fine Blair."
"By the way, where's Jo?"
"Oh, she's out running with Dina."
"This early?" Blair says with surprise.
"Yeah, first I go run with Dina while Jo takes care of the kids, and the Jo runs with Dina while I take care of the kids."
Blair's mouth is hanging open and her eyes are bulging out.
Then Jo and Dina came through the back door, sit down, and catch their breath.
"Well, I'd better go start breakfast," Jo said.
"Oh I already did. It should be ready right..." Rick started, then the buzzer went off, "now."
Rick starts serving breakfast while Blake and Emily come down the stairs.
"Good morning everyone," Blake and Emily said sleepily.
"Good morning," everyone said.
"Come on, we're having breakfast," Rick said.
"Oh, thanks," Blake said as he and Emily sat down.
Then everyone was done eating. "Well, we Warner's better start getting ready for the wedding."
"Already? It's only 7:30," Dina commented.
"7:30! We're leaving twelve and I need at least five hours to get ready! I'd better start now or...,"gets interrupted.
"Mom, it's Ok, lets just go now and try to be ready on time," Emily said.
"Good idea," said Blair as they headed upstairs.
Once everyone in the Bonner family had finished eating, the kids went and watched a football game, while Rick helped Jo clean up.
Later that day, it was almost time to leave for the wedding.
"Come on Blair, we're leaving in five minutes!" Jo yelled up to Blair.
"Ok, be right there!" Blair yelled back.
Then five minutes later. "Blair we're leaving!" Jo called.
"Ok, we're ready!" Blair called from upstairs. Then she, Emily, and Blake came downstairs.
Once at High Fly Park they looked for seats. The wedding was held outside, and it was a beautiful day out.
When they were all seated, Bonner kids next to Rick, who was next to Jo, who was next to Blair, who was next to Blake, who was next to Emily, Blair and Jo felt taps on their shoulders and they turned around.
"Hi guys!"
"Natalie! Tootie!" Blair and Jo exclaimed at the same time. Then Jo hugged Natalie while Blair hugged Tootie, then Jo hugged Tootie while Blair hugged Natalie.
Then while they were all giving each other hugs Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann came up to them. "Don't we get any hugs?" Mrs. Garrett asked.
"Hi!" the girls exclaimed as they each took their turn to hug Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann.
"Hi!" Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann said.
"So how have you all been?" Tootie asked everyone.
"Good, and as you know I married Rick, and what you don't know is that I have a twelve year daughter Dina,"
"Hey," Dina said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"A seven year old daughter Jessica, but we call her Jessie,"
"Hi," Jessie said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"A five year old daughter Alexzandra, but we call her Alexz,"
"Hewwo," Alexz said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"And twin girls, Jordon and Gabrielle, but we call her Gabby."
By then Tootie and Natalie and their mouths hanging open and their eyes were bulging out. "You have five kids?" Tootie asked.
"Yep," Jo replied.
"That's what I said," said Blair.
"Oh Jo, they're all so adorable," Mrs. Garrett and Beverly Ann said.
"Hey, no one, and I mean no one, calls me adorable," said Dina.
"Yea," Jessie agreed.
"Wha thay sai," little Alexz said.
"Ok, I'll never do it again, I promise."
"Good, cause' otherwise we would have punched your lights out!" Dina said as she held up a fist.
"Oh, Jo they're just like you!" Beverly Ann said.
"Ok, so how have the rest of you been?" Tootie asked.
"Well, I still own Eastland, and I married Blake and we have a wonderful twelve year old daughter Emily."
"Hi," Blake and Emily said.
"Hi," Nat, Tootie, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"Well, I became a writer, married Snake, and have a twelve year daughter Karly."
"Hi," Snake and Karly said.
"Hi," Blair, Jo, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"And, as you all know, I became an actress and married Jeff, and what you don't know is that I have a splendid, adopted, also twelve year old daughter Lindsay."
"Hi," Lindsay said.
"Hi," Blair, Jo, Beverly Ann, and Mrs. Garrett said.
"Well, Bruce died last year in a shooting."
"Oh, we're sorry," Tootie said.
"Yeah, now you know how I felt when my dad died," Natalie added.
"Well, I'll get over his death," Mrs. Garrett said hopefully.
"But what she didn't tell you is that she moved back in with and we reopened OVER OUR HEADS!!!!!!!!!!!" Beverly Ann exclaimed.
"Oh that's wonderful! I'll have stop by sometime when I'm in Peekskill." Jo said.
"Yeah, me too," Blair said.
"Me three," Natalie said.
"And me four," Tootie said.
Then the priest told everyone to take their seats because the ceremony would be starting soon. So they sat in the row behind Jo and Blair and their families, with Beverly Ann by Mrs. Garrett, who was by Karly who was by Jeff, who was by Tootie, who was by Natalie, who was by Snake, who was by Lindsay.
Then the music started playing as the flower girl started up the isle, followed by the Maid of Honor, then the Bridesmaids, and then came Pippa. Then they were all at the front of the isle.
"Do you, Andy, take Pippa to be your lawfully wedded wife, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live."
"I do."
"Do you, Pippa, take Andy to be your lawfully wedded husband, to have and to hold, through sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live."
"I do."
"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the Bride."
They kiss, and as they do, Rick kisses Jo, Blake kisses Blair, Jeff kisses Tootie, Snake kisses Natalie, and the kids look disgusted.
At the reception, Andy and Pippa spot the others.
"Hi guys!"
"Hey! Congratulations!" Jo said as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"Yeah!" Blair said as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"Wish you the best!" Mrs. Garrett said as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"Hope it works out for you too, which I'm sure it will," said Natalie as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"What they said," said Tootie as she hugged Andy then Pippa.
"I just can't believe my little boy got married!" Beverly Ann exclaimed, "I love you Andy," she said as she hugged Andy.
"Love you too mom."
"And my daughter-in-law," she said as she hugged Pippa.
"And who are they?" Andy asked referring to the kids.
"Hey, come here kids, and introduce yourselves to Andy and Pippa," Jo called to all the kids. Then she said to Andy and Pippa, "Well, these are my twins," she said pointing to the twins. "The one on the right is Gabrielle, but we call her Gabby, and the one on the left is Jordon."
"Hey, I'm Dina, Jo and Rick's daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Hi, I'm Jessie, Jo and Rick's daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Hewwo, I Alexz, Jo and Ri's dauer," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Wow Jo, five kids!" Pippa exclaimed.
"Yeah, you and Rick must of really hit off," Andy said, then everyone sort of giggled.
"Well ANYWAY, on to the more IMPORTANT people, I'm Emily Warner, Blair and Blake's beautiful, and gorgeous daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"I'm Karly, Natalie and Snake's daughter," she said as she shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"And I'm Lindsay, Tootie and Jeff's adopted daughter," she said as she also shook Andy and Pippa's hand.
"Glad to meet all of you. I'm Andy."
"And I'm Pippa."
"Well, we'd better go now," Andy said.
"Yeah, bye," Pippa said.
"Bye," everyone else said.
"So what..." started Tootie who was interrupted by a gunshot, "was that?"
They all looked around and saw two guys with guns.
"Dina, let's go," said Jo.
"Right." They weren't leaving, but taking care of the guys with the guns.
"Dina, you take that one," pointing to one of the guys, "and I'll take the other one."
"Got it Ma."
They started punching them and kicking them. When Dina got one of them in her grasps, she grabbed a nearby rope and tied it around his arms.
Then, out of nowhere, another guy came and held his gun up to Emily, who didn't move because she was so stunned, but gave out a piercing scream.
"Emily!" Dina shouted. She rushed up to Emily and pushed her out of the way just as the guy shot the gun. Dina pulled Emily out of the way and ran back towards the other guy. The guy ran as fast as he could so he wouldn't get caught or beat up. Dina didn't see where he went so she rushed back to Emily's side.
"Emily, are you ok?"
"Yeah, I think so."
"Good."
"Uh, Dina?" Blair asked.
"Yeah?"
Blair pointed over to her mother who was fighting with a guy who had her in his grasps, but she elbowed him and was free, only to see another guy pointing his gun at her.
"MOM!" Dina shouted as she rushed over and dove at her mother pushing her out of the way, and just in time to because just as she did the guy pulled the trigger. Jo was fine, but Dina was shot.
The guys thought they got them both with one bullet, but they didn't get Jo. Then they walked over to where Beverly Ann, Mrs. Garret, Blair, Natalie, Tootie, and their families were huddled up and they were about to kill each of them one by one.
While all of this was going on, Jo managed to get up and get to her purse. She fumbled around a little, then pulled out a gun and walked over to where the bad guys were.
"Stop or I'll shot," Jo demanded.
"Oh, I'm so scared," one of the guys said.
"Hey, I gotta license to kill."
"Oh, and what are you? A cop," the other guy asked, then they both started to laugh.
"That's lieutenant Bonner to you," Jo said while she pulled out her police badge.
"You're a cop? "Blair asked.
"Yep. Now drop the guns and put your hands up. You're under arrest." She took out two handcuffs and put one on one of guys as they put their hands up and dropped the guns. Then, she was about to handcuff the other guy when she noticed he'd gotten away. She spotted him quite a ways away, and Jo was ready to shoot him. She had been practicing her aim and was now extremely well, so she was positive she would get him. She aimed the gun at him and pulled the trigger and her aim was good, because she shot him. Everyone then clapped because of her good aim.
Then you could hear police sirens. They got out of the police car and took the guy Jo had just shot, the one she handcuffed, and the one that Dina tied up with a rope, and put them in the back of the police car.
Then Jo, Rick, Jessie, and Alexz rushed to Dina's side.
"Dia! Alexz cried then burst into tears.
"Come on Dina, wake up," Jo said then started crying hysterically and started to hug Rick as she cried onto his chest, and he and Jessie then started crying too.
Then an ambulance came and put Dina on stretcher and into an ambulance and took her to the hospital.
At the hospital Jo and Rick were hugging and crying hysterically and Jessie and Alexz were doing the same, while Gabby and Jordon were crying too, and everyone else didn't know what to think.
Then Blair walked over to Jo. "Jo, you have a very brave daughter."
"I know."
"She saved two people's lives today, yours and Emily's, and I'm very grateful she did that because otherwise I wouldn't have any kids at all, and no best friend."
"I know."
"You should be very proud of her."
"I know."
Then a doctor walked over to them. "Bonner?"
"Yes," said Jo who still had tears in her eyes.
"Well, right now Dina is in a coma, but is awake. You may go see her now, a few at a time, in room 111."
"Oh, thank you doc." Jo said.
Then her, Rick, Jessie, and Alexz went and walked into her room. They were surprised at what they saw.
"Hey honey," Rick said.
"Hi Dad, Mom, Jessie, Alexz."
"Oh, we're so happy you're Ok!" Jo exclaimed as she walked over and hugged Dina. Then Rick hugged her too.
"I love you Dina."
"I love you too Dad."
Then he let go of her and Alexz and Jessie squeezed her as hard as they could.
"Well, someone would really like to see you now," said Jo. They all hugged her one last time and left. At the door Jo turned around, "I love you Dina."
"I love you too Mom."
Then, the person her mom said that really wanted to see her came in, and she was surprised at who it was.
"Hi Dina."
"Emily?"
"Yeah. Look, I, ah, just wanted to, um, well, thank you for, well, saving me."
"Hey, no problem."
"I really do appreciate it. You saved my life you know. I would've been killed if it weren't for you."
"I know."
"And you were the least person I would expect that would want to save me, since you hate me much."
"Well, I guess that's our best way of communicating."
"Yeah, I guess so," Emily said as she hugged Dina. "And you know, you're not that bad of a friend."
"You're not so bad yourself."
"Thanks," Emily said as she started to leave. "Bye."
"Bye Em."
"IT'S EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Whatever."
The next morning they all came back to the hospital.
"Is there any news on Dina Bonner?" Rick asked as he rushed up to the lady at the front desk.
"Well, I'm sorry to report that she isn't doing as well as yesterday, and having an operation right now. We're not sure if she'll make it."
Then Rick started crying and walked back over to the others.
"Honey, how is she?" Jo asked Rick.
"They're not sure if she'll made it," Rick said then sat next to Jo and they both cried and cried and cried, along with their kids.
"Oh, Jo, I'm so sorry," Blair said as walked over to her.
"It's Ok."
"I suggest that you come back tomorrow," the doctor said.
"Alright, let's go. We can go to my house, it's only a few hours away," said Jo.
"Alright," everyone said.
The next day at hospital they were all hoping for good news.
"Well hello Mr. and Mrs. Bonner," the lady at the front desk said.
"Hi, how's our daughter?" Jo asked.
"Well, she's making quite a recovery."
"Oh, thank God!" Jo exclaimed.
"You should be able to take her home in few days, she just needs some rest."
"Thank you. May we see her?" Jo asked.
"No, I'm afraid not."
"Why?" Rick asked.
"I don't know. That's just what the doctor said to tell you. Why don't you come back in a few days and you can take her home then."
"Ok, thanks," Jo said.
A few days later they came to get Dina.
"Hi, we're here to pick up Dina Bonner," said Jo.
"Room 111."
"Thanks Doc."
Then Jo, Rick, Jessie, Alexz, Jordon, Gabby, Blair, Blake, Emily, Tootie, Jeff, Lindsay, Natalie, Snake, Karly, Mrs. Garrett, and Beverly Ann stormed into Dina's room all at once it startled her.
"You can come home now!" Jo exclaimed very excitedly.
"Finally!" Dina exclaimed.
Then they all got into a big group hug.
The screen freezes, theme song plays, and credits roll.
So? How was it? Bad, I know. And I can take criticism.