#1_Nancy_McKeon
01-15-2001, 05:25 AM
*Phone Rings*
Beverly Ann:
(Come down stairs from cleaning, and picks up the phone) Hello?
Mrs.G: Hi Beverly Ann. The girls there yet?
Beverly Ann:No,but they should be here anytime. You know this reminds me of
When you and I hadn't saw each other in a long time
Mrs. G: (interrupts) Yes I know Beverly Ann. I can't wait to see my girls! I have
been home from Africa for 4 years and I haven't even seen any of them. Not
even in a supermarket. I have only talked on the phone.
Beverly Ann: Well Edna, girls do move a part some. Don't be surprised if they
aren't the same as you remember? Like Blair and Jo probably won't fight anymore! I probably
doesn't help that you live back in Wisconsin now.
Mrs. G: Yeah that's true. Bruce and I have decided to move back to Peekskill.
Blair and Jo not fight? That's one thing that will never change Beverly Ann.
Beverly Ann: You never know Edna.
Mrs. G: Well I would love to talk longer, but I will be there in two hours. I can't
wait to see you and my girls!
Beverly Ann: Talk to you soon, Bye Edna. (Hangs up the phone and walks toward the kitchen.)
*Door Bell*
Beverly Ann: (Turns around and hurries to the door anxious of who will be there, and Opens it)
Natalie: (Standing in the doorway with a small child in her arms, and Snake
beside her with his arm around her)
Beverly Ann: Hello Natalie, Snake! Come in Come in! (Says in a surprised voice)
Natalie: (Stands the small child on the ground beside her. So she can take her
coat off. Then takes off her son's coat.)(Hand the coats to Snake.) Tootie will
be here in a few minutes. I talked to Jo this morning she said she has some big news and
she might be a little late.
Snake: (Walks to the closet and hangs up the coats and walks back to where Natalie
is standing)?
Benji: (looks and puts his hand up motioning for his mom to pick him up again)
Snake: So Beverly Ann what do you think of our son Benjamin?
Natalie: We call him Benji for short. (As she picks him up from the floor) Would you
like to hold him?
Beverly Ann: Sure! He is the closest thing I have to a grandson so far. (Laughs)
Natalie: (Hands Beverly Ann Benji)
Beverly Ann: (puts the child on her hip) So can Benji have a little lunch?
Natalie: Sure he can.
Beverly Ann: Come on Banji lets get you something good to eat. (As Beverly Ann walks
to the kitchen.) Snake, Natalie want anything?
Snake: No thanks Beverly Ann
Natalie: Me neither, Thanks.
Beverly Ann: (walks into the kitchen with Benji)
Natalie & Snake:(walks to the couch and sits down)
Natalie: You know this place is just like it was when we all moved out.
Snake: Yeah it looks just like how I remember it.
*Door Bell*
Natalie: (Gets up and walks to the Door and opens it) Tootie!
Tootie: Hi Nat.
Natalie: Where's Jeff? And why didn't you just ride here with Snake and me?
Tootie: Jeff is parking the car. We didn't ride with you guys because we might
stop in New York to pick up a present for Jeff's sister on the way back. (Tootie says
walking into the door and taking off her coat.)
Natalie: Well I guess that is a reasonable excuse! (Laughs)
Jeff: (Walks in there door.) Hey Nat, Snake. Sorry we couldn't ride up with you.
Snake: (walks over to where everyone is) No problem Tootie already told us all about it.
Jeff: Thanks (as him and Tootie walk and hang their coats up in the closet.)
Tootie: So where is Beverly Ann? Has Blair, Jo, and Mrs. G gotten here yet?
Natalie: Beverly Ann is in the kitchen with Benji, and no Blair, Jo, and Mrs.G. hasn't
gotten here. (Walking back to the couch with the rest following.)
Tootie: Well would you and Snake like to come over and have dinner Wednesday?
Natalie: (looks at Snake)
Snake: Sure we would love to.
Jeff: Great.
*Door Bell*
Beverly Ann: (Walks out at the first ring of the bell with Benji on her hip)(opens the door)
Jo: Hey Bev! How ya doing. (Jo says with her hands on her round belly)
Tootie & Nat: JO! (The girls say walking toward Jo with there husbands behind them)
Jo: (Walks in and meets Tootie and Natalie with a hug.) How are you guys! I can't
believe how much you haven't changed! (Laughs)
Natalie: You too! When you due?
Jo: Another 3 weeks!
Tootie: Boy or Girl?
Jo: It's a girl! (Big smiles)
Natalie: No kidding I have a son.
Jo: Yes Nat I know! You told me on the phone! (Looks at the child on Beverly Ann's hip, and smiles.)
Natalie: Yep.But I didn't tell you His name. His name is Benji and he is two. (Looks at Benji
and Smiles)
Jo: Cute name.
Snake & Jeff: (step forward and give Jo a hug)
Jo: Can we please sit now? My feet are killing me!
Tootie: Sure. (Follows Jo to the couch with the others behind her)
Nat: I know how you feel believe me! (Sits)
Snake: And I have heard about it a million times. (Joking)
Nat: (looks at Snake and hits him playfully)
Beverly Ann: (Walks to Nat and puts Benji in her lap) Jo, Would you like anything to drink?
Jo: (sits slowly.) Sure if it isn't any trouble.
Beverly Ann: No trouble at all. What would you like?
Jo: Just a water please.
Natalie: (Taking a baby wipe out of her purse and wipes Benji's face off)
Beverly Ann: Anyone else like anything?
Everyone: No thanks.
Beverly Ann: (Walks out of the room)
Tootie: Wonder where Blair is? It seems like I haven't seen her in ages.
Jo: That's a bad thing? (Kidding) *laughs*
*Door Bell Rings*
Beverly Ann: (Walks into the living room with the ice water and stops and looks
at the girls.) That's either Edna or Blair. (Opens the door)
Beverly Ann: Hi Blair!!
Blair: (Walks in and hugs Beverly Ann) Hi Beverly Ann how are you?
Everyone Besides Jo: (Gets up and walks over and greets Blair)(Benji on Nat's hip)
Jo: I see you are fashionably late yet again, Blair. (One Hand resting on her stomach)
Sorry I can't get up. *Laughs* (looks down)
Blair: Nonsense, Jo, I had to drop Bailey off with my mother.
Jo: Yeah uh-huh Sure! *Laughs*
Blair: (takes off her coat, and looks down to her bulging belly) Guess What, I am having a baby!
Tootie: Wow Blair I would never have noticed.
Blair: Naturally. *Laughs* (Walks over to where Jo is sitting and sits) I am so tired
and my feet hurt!
Jo: Hey me too. finally we have something in common.. (laughs)
Beverly Ann: (gives Jo her ice water)
Jo: Thanks
Natalie: So don't you have a husband?
Blair: Sure he is parking the car. Jonathan wanted to stay with him.
Beverly Ann: Jonathan?
Blair: Oh I am sorry. Jonathan is my son he is going to be 3 in 7 days.
*Knocking at the door*
Snake: I'll get that for you ladies. (Walks over and opens the door to Ben (the handyman
from the Florida beach house) and Jonathan
Blair: (looks over her shoulder) Hi Darling.
Ben: (puts Jonathan down) Says Hi to everyone and takes Jonathan and his coat off.
Jonathan: Mommy! (Runs to Blair)
Blair: (puts him in her lap.) Hi honey how was parking the car with Daddy?
Jonathan: Good. (looks around the looks to the ground and put his finger in his mouth)
Natalie: Ben! Is that really you? (walks over and hugs him)
Jo: I never would have thought you and Blair! Not that it's a bad thing. Don't get me wrong!
Blair: (Blair introduces Jonathan to the girls) Oh, Honey..This is Auntie Jo(points at Jo.
Jo smiles) Auntie Tootie and Uncle Jeff.(They wave)Auntie Natalie and Uncle Snake, and
Great Auntie Be (gets interrupted)
Jonathan: Snake!? (Says in a little voice!)
Jo: *smirks* Yep, That's Blair's baby alright!
Blair: (looks at Jo) Yes honey Snake..Anyways and Great Aunt Beverly Ann.
Natalie: Well sorry to spoil everything,but I have a baby almost falling asleep in my lap.
I think I will take him up stairs.(Starts to stand up)
Jo: Don't I wish this baby would fall asleep. (Rubs her belly) She has been kicking all
day, and I mean Hard!
Tootie: I will go with you Nat.
Jo: Me too if someone would help me up. (Looks around for volunteers)
Snake: (Walks over and helps her up) There you go.
Jo: Thanks a lot! (Puts a hand on her back and walks behind Tootie and Nat) Wanna Come Blair?
Blair: Sure I don't think this little man can stay up much longer neither or he will get grumpy!
Ben: (Helps Blair up)
Blair: Thanks Hon (Gives him a kiss)
Jo: Aww isn't that sweet. (kick)Ooh, I think this kid will have a profession in Soccer.
Blair: (bends down to pick up Jonathan.)
Tootie: Blair I will get him.. (Walks back to where Blair is and picks up Jonathan.. (Smiles)
Blair: Thanks Tootie (Puts her hand on her back like Jo and starts walking toward the stairs
to there old room.
Natalie: (Looks to her right at all the guys standing there looking at the girls leave the room.)
Why don't you guys stay in the living room and Watch that Football game on TV.
Jeff: What football game?
Jo: Find one.. (laughs and walks up the stairs)
Girls:(Vanish into the hallway)
Beverly Ann: (Walks out) Where's the girls?
Guys: Upstairs
Jeff: Having 'girly' talk! *laughs*
Beverly Ann : Oh I see..I wouldn't want to bother them they have so much catching up to
do. I have to start dinner anyways.
Snake: Need any help Beverly Ann?
Beverly Ann: Nope, thanks. Just tell me when Edna arrives.
Snake: Sure!
***UP STAIRS***
Tootie: I am the only one without a baby or a baby on the way. (Looks around while she
is laying Jonathan on the bed. The walking to her old room looking in)
Jo: Tootie don't worry. It isn't all fun and games being pregnant. (Says to Tootie)
Ooh..See there she goes again (Refurring to the kick)(Sits down gently on her old bed.)
Blair: She is taking after you already, Jo. Already beating people up! (Giggles while
tucking Jonathan in)
Natalie: Mind if I put Benji beside Jon?
Blair: Sure.
Natalie: (puts Benjamin beside Jonathan and tucks him in half asleep)
Jo: And I suppose your baby doesn't kick hard?
Blair: Gently usually, Like Jonathan here (looks at Jonathan) He didn't start kicking
Very hard a lot until about a day before I had him.
Natalie: Benji Kicked pretty hard all the way through my pregnancy.
Tootie: By the way Blair what are you having? A boy or girl?
Blair: I am having a little girl this time.
Jo: Well I guess Nat and I have active babies. No surprise though. Blair was never into
Exercising! (Giggle)
Tootie: You both have beautiful sons you two. (smiles) It is so weird how everything changes
..It feels like we are still living here with Mrs. G. and just are baby-sitting.
Blair: If this is baby-sitting I need to be paid for overtime.
Jo: And storage! (Laughs)
Jo: What is giving birth like? I am getting a little uneasy about it sense it is getting
So close to that time!
Natalie: Well I guess everyone is a little different. I don't mean to scare you, but it is
Living Hell! It's all worth it once you see your baby. What you and your husband made together.
Blair: Definitely! Or you think I would be doing it again? I don't think so! I am not fool
. Once is good enough for me to learn a lesson. (Laughs)
Jo: You got a point Blair. If you made it through and are actually going to do it again
I will make it through just fine.
Tootie: I can't wait to see little babies of your guy's. What suspense! This would make
A great movie!!
Jo: Oh yeah Tootie! Having to big pregnant woman walking around the Television screen would
be so exciting!
Blair: So what happened to Rick?
Jo: Oh, he is on a business trip. He is an IBM Floor Manager.
Blair: Wow a step up for Rick! What about you Jo?
Jo:I am on maternity leave. I am a self-defense teacher.
Tootie: Wow, so you teach people how to defend themselves!
Jo: Yes Tootie that the main idea.
Blair: So what kind of people you teach?
Jo: Oh, Mostly Teenage girls.
Natalie: Well I think that is great. You always wanted to have a positive effect
On peoples lives. That's a good way to do it.
Blair: She sure had an effect on mine. Not sure if it was so positive or not.
Tootie: Blair you know you love Jo face it! (Laughs)
Jo: (gives Blair a toothy grin)
Blair: Ooh, That was pretty weird. (Puts her hands on her belly) She kicked Hard! I
Think Jo's baby is sending her mental messages!
Jo: That's my daughter! (Smiles and rubs her belly)
Natalie: Are you sure you aren't in labor Blair?
Blair: Believe me I will know!
Tootie: You are a few days over due right?
Blair:Yes..but it is no big deal really, I am fine!
Natalie: If you are sure!
Blair: Yes I am sure.
(Knock on the door)
Jo: Who's there? (Says in a rough tone)
Blair: Jo you getting a little grumpy!
Jo:It is just all this kicking. It is getting to my back!
Blair: And you guys were asking 'ME' if I was in labor.
Jo: I am not in Labor! (Snaps)
Blair: Okay
Natalie:Who is there?
Mrs. G: Well, I have homemade cookies.
Tootie: MRS GARRETT!! (Jumps up and runs to the door and opens it)
Mrs. G: TOOTIE! (Hugs her and closes her eyes and opens them to Blair and Jo standing
behind Tootie with bulging belly's and Natalie watching Jo closely not far behind)
Mrs. G: GIRLS! I have missed you so much! You all have changed so much! (Hugs each of them)
So when these babies being born?
Blair: I am 3 days over due.
Jo: I am due in 3 weeks.
Natalie: But Jo is having back pain.
Jo:Natalie I don't need your help. I am fine!
Mrs. G: Just rest Jo..Natalie is only looking out for you.
Jo: I know..(hugs Nat)
Blair: (mouths Mood swings to Mrs. G)
Mrs. G:(laughs and looks past the girls to Blair's bed and runs to it!) Oh babies!!
Who's are they?
Natalie: Benji the one on the right is mine and Snakes son. Did you meet him downstairs?
Mrs. G: Yes Charming young man
Blair: Oh you must be talking about my Ben. (Tosses back hair)
Mrs. G: Nope he distinctly said Snake! Ben was very charming as well Blair, and of
Course Jeff. Where's Rick I've heard so much about? And who is this other baby's parents?
Blair: Jonathan is Ben's and mine. He is two.
Natalie: Benjamin is two as well.
Jo: (sits back down. takes a deep breath.) Rick is on a business trip. He is an IBM Floor
Manager. Besides I am not due for another 3 weeks. (Says under her breath) hopefully not
Any earlier.
Natalie: You do know your first baby sometimes comes early right, Jo?
Jo:Yes I read about that...
Blair: Both my babies were late (shrugs)
Jo: Takes right after their mother. Wants to be fashionably late! (Laughs)
Blair: I suppose (twirls her hair)
Mrs. G: So how about thoughs cookies I brought you guys. (Takes 4 small bags of cookies
Out of her purse, and hands them to the girls)
Jo: Just what I have been craving! (Smiles and takes a bight out of a cookie) Mmm.
These are great, Mrs. G.
Tootie: Yep, You haven't lost the Mrs G. touch!
Natalie: Speaking of Mrs. G where is Bruce?
Mrs. G: He is downstairs with the guys.
Blair: That is a nice place for them all! (Giggles and takes a bight of a cookie)
Natalie: Why don't we all go out somewhere together?
Tootie: Good Idea. Where should we all go?
Blair:(tosses back hair and giggles) I just had one of my (giggles) Brilliant Ideas!
Jo: Oh no brace yourselves. What now Blair? All go out and get our hair bleached?
Tootie and Nat:(laughs)
Mrs. G: And Beverly Ann thought you two would have given up smart mouthing each other...(giggles)
Blair: We can go Shopping!
Tootie: Yeah
Natalie: Good Idea Blair!
Jo: Wait, wait a minute here! I thought you said you were tired and your feet hurt?
Blair: They do, but I have a way to get around that!
Jo: How would you do that Blair?
Blair: Come shopping with us and find out!
Jo:Okay, okay I will come. Only because I need to pick up a few baby outfits and
a new Bra! (Stands up slowly) Before we go I need a little snack and go
to the Bathroom!
Blair: Ditto!
Benji: (wakes up and sits up in bed) Mama..
Natalie: (Walks to Benjamin and puts her arm around him) Hi honey.this is Mrs G.
You can call her..Uhh..(Says to Mrs. G) what you would like to be called?
Mrs. G: I don't know Natalie. Anything you want me to be.
Natalie: This is Grandma G.
Girls:(giggle)
Natalie: Wanna go shopping with us hon?
Benji: (shrugs) Where daddy?
Natalie: He is downstairs. Want me to take you to him?
Benji: (nods and puts his finger in his mouth.)
Natalie: Okay (picks Benjamin up) I'll be right back guys. (Walks out of the room with Benji)
Jo: Mrs. G.?
Mrs G: What Jo. (Walks over to Jo)
Jo: Well. I was wondering (voice drifts away)
Mrs. G: Wondering What, Jo?
Jo: Sense you were like a mother to me ever sense I went to Eastland. I was wondering
If my daughter could call you..Grandma as well.
Mrs. G: Of Couse, Jo! It would be an honor. (Hugs Jo)
Jo: Thanks Mrs. G..(Tear runs down her cheek)
Blair: Can Jonathan and my new daughter call you grandma to if it isn't to much of a
Disposition. I have always though of you as a mother away from home.
Jo: Yeah, You have been there for us through thick and thin.
Tootie: And helped us out with all our problems.
Mrs. G: Yes Blair I will be a grandmother to all your guy's kids if that is what you
all want. I know I will think of them like my Grandchildren. (Tears in her eyes) I can't
Believe you are all growing up and having babies.
Jo: I know what you mean. It is weird for me too. (Looks down to her belly)
Tootie: I was just saying before you came up here that it is like we are just babysitting.
Blair: A little more than babysitting if you ask me! (Giggles)
Mrs. G: I am here for all of you when you need me. Don't forget that!
All of the girls: We won't (hugs her)
Jo: Don't know about you guys, but I am hungry!
Blair: Me too!
Mrs. G: Lets all go downstairs and I will make you all a snack like I used to.
Tootie: Sure Mrs. G.
Mrs. G: Also you guys don't have to call me Mrs. G anymore.
Jo: We know but it is weird to call you Edna. I am going to stick with Mrs. G. If that
Is ok. (Smiles)
Blair: Me too.
Tootie: Me too.
Natalie:(walks in) What are we all agreeing on? (Looks around)
Jo: just we are going to stay calling Mrs. G, Mrs G and not Edna.
Natalie: In that case Me too..(Laughs)
Everyone: (leaves the room heading down stairs)
Beverly Ann:
(Come down stairs from cleaning, and picks up the phone) Hello?
Mrs.G: Hi Beverly Ann. The girls there yet?
Beverly Ann:No,but they should be here anytime. You know this reminds me of
When you and I hadn't saw each other in a long time
Mrs. G: (interrupts) Yes I know Beverly Ann. I can't wait to see my girls! I have
been home from Africa for 4 years and I haven't even seen any of them. Not
even in a supermarket. I have only talked on the phone.
Beverly Ann: Well Edna, girls do move a part some. Don't be surprised if they
aren't the same as you remember? Like Blair and Jo probably won't fight anymore! I probably
doesn't help that you live back in Wisconsin now.
Mrs. G: Yeah that's true. Bruce and I have decided to move back to Peekskill.
Blair and Jo not fight? That's one thing that will never change Beverly Ann.
Beverly Ann: You never know Edna.
Mrs. G: Well I would love to talk longer, but I will be there in two hours. I can't
wait to see you and my girls!
Beverly Ann: Talk to you soon, Bye Edna. (Hangs up the phone and walks toward the kitchen.)
*Door Bell*
Beverly Ann: (Turns around and hurries to the door anxious of who will be there, and Opens it)
Natalie: (Standing in the doorway with a small child in her arms, and Snake
beside her with his arm around her)
Beverly Ann: Hello Natalie, Snake! Come in Come in! (Says in a surprised voice)
Natalie: (Stands the small child on the ground beside her. So she can take her
coat off. Then takes off her son's coat.)(Hand the coats to Snake.) Tootie will
be here in a few minutes. I talked to Jo this morning she said she has some big news and
she might be a little late.
Snake: (Walks to the closet and hangs up the coats and walks back to where Natalie
is standing)?
Benji: (looks and puts his hand up motioning for his mom to pick him up again)
Snake: So Beverly Ann what do you think of our son Benjamin?
Natalie: We call him Benji for short. (As she picks him up from the floor) Would you
like to hold him?
Beverly Ann: Sure! He is the closest thing I have to a grandson so far. (Laughs)
Natalie: (Hands Beverly Ann Benji)
Beverly Ann: (puts the child on her hip) So can Benji have a little lunch?
Natalie: Sure he can.
Beverly Ann: Come on Banji lets get you something good to eat. (As Beverly Ann walks
to the kitchen.) Snake, Natalie want anything?
Snake: No thanks Beverly Ann
Natalie: Me neither, Thanks.
Beverly Ann: (walks into the kitchen with Benji)
Natalie & Snake:(walks to the couch and sits down)
Natalie: You know this place is just like it was when we all moved out.
Snake: Yeah it looks just like how I remember it.
*Door Bell*
Natalie: (Gets up and walks to the Door and opens it) Tootie!
Tootie: Hi Nat.
Natalie: Where's Jeff? And why didn't you just ride here with Snake and me?
Tootie: Jeff is parking the car. We didn't ride with you guys because we might
stop in New York to pick up a present for Jeff's sister on the way back. (Tootie says
walking into the door and taking off her coat.)
Natalie: Well I guess that is a reasonable excuse! (Laughs)
Jeff: (Walks in there door.) Hey Nat, Snake. Sorry we couldn't ride up with you.
Snake: (walks over to where everyone is) No problem Tootie already told us all about it.
Jeff: Thanks (as him and Tootie walk and hang their coats up in the closet.)
Tootie: So where is Beverly Ann? Has Blair, Jo, and Mrs. G gotten here yet?
Natalie: Beverly Ann is in the kitchen with Benji, and no Blair, Jo, and Mrs.G. hasn't
gotten here. (Walking back to the couch with the rest following.)
Tootie: Well would you and Snake like to come over and have dinner Wednesday?
Natalie: (looks at Snake)
Snake: Sure we would love to.
Jeff: Great.
*Door Bell*
Beverly Ann: (Walks out at the first ring of the bell with Benji on her hip)(opens the door)
Jo: Hey Bev! How ya doing. (Jo says with her hands on her round belly)
Tootie & Nat: JO! (The girls say walking toward Jo with there husbands behind them)
Jo: (Walks in and meets Tootie and Natalie with a hug.) How are you guys! I can't
believe how much you haven't changed! (Laughs)
Natalie: You too! When you due?
Jo: Another 3 weeks!
Tootie: Boy or Girl?
Jo: It's a girl! (Big smiles)
Natalie: No kidding I have a son.
Jo: Yes Nat I know! You told me on the phone! (Looks at the child on Beverly Ann's hip, and smiles.)
Natalie: Yep.But I didn't tell you His name. His name is Benji and he is two. (Looks at Benji
and Smiles)
Jo: Cute name.
Snake & Jeff: (step forward and give Jo a hug)
Jo: Can we please sit now? My feet are killing me!
Tootie: Sure. (Follows Jo to the couch with the others behind her)
Nat: I know how you feel believe me! (Sits)
Snake: And I have heard about it a million times. (Joking)
Nat: (looks at Snake and hits him playfully)
Beverly Ann: (Walks to Nat and puts Benji in her lap) Jo, Would you like anything to drink?
Jo: (sits slowly.) Sure if it isn't any trouble.
Beverly Ann: No trouble at all. What would you like?
Jo: Just a water please.
Natalie: (Taking a baby wipe out of her purse and wipes Benji's face off)
Beverly Ann: Anyone else like anything?
Everyone: No thanks.
Beverly Ann: (Walks out of the room)
Tootie: Wonder where Blair is? It seems like I haven't seen her in ages.
Jo: That's a bad thing? (Kidding) *laughs*
*Door Bell Rings*
Beverly Ann: (Walks into the living room with the ice water and stops and looks
at the girls.) That's either Edna or Blair. (Opens the door)
Beverly Ann: Hi Blair!!
Blair: (Walks in and hugs Beverly Ann) Hi Beverly Ann how are you?
Everyone Besides Jo: (Gets up and walks over and greets Blair)(Benji on Nat's hip)
Jo: I see you are fashionably late yet again, Blair. (One Hand resting on her stomach)
Sorry I can't get up. *Laughs* (looks down)
Blair: Nonsense, Jo, I had to drop Bailey off with my mother.
Jo: Yeah uh-huh Sure! *Laughs*
Blair: (takes off her coat, and looks down to her bulging belly) Guess What, I am having a baby!
Tootie: Wow Blair I would never have noticed.
Blair: Naturally. *Laughs* (Walks over to where Jo is sitting and sits) I am so tired
and my feet hurt!
Jo: Hey me too. finally we have something in common.. (laughs)
Beverly Ann: (gives Jo her ice water)
Jo: Thanks
Natalie: So don't you have a husband?
Blair: Sure he is parking the car. Jonathan wanted to stay with him.
Beverly Ann: Jonathan?
Blair: Oh I am sorry. Jonathan is my son he is going to be 3 in 7 days.
*Knocking at the door*
Snake: I'll get that for you ladies. (Walks over and opens the door to Ben (the handyman
from the Florida beach house) and Jonathan
Blair: (looks over her shoulder) Hi Darling.
Ben: (puts Jonathan down) Says Hi to everyone and takes Jonathan and his coat off.
Jonathan: Mommy! (Runs to Blair)
Blair: (puts him in her lap.) Hi honey how was parking the car with Daddy?
Jonathan: Good. (looks around the looks to the ground and put his finger in his mouth)
Natalie: Ben! Is that really you? (walks over and hugs him)
Jo: I never would have thought you and Blair! Not that it's a bad thing. Don't get me wrong!
Blair: (Blair introduces Jonathan to the girls) Oh, Honey..This is Auntie Jo(points at Jo.
Jo smiles) Auntie Tootie and Uncle Jeff.(They wave)Auntie Natalie and Uncle Snake, and
Great Auntie Be (gets interrupted)
Jonathan: Snake!? (Says in a little voice!)
Jo: *smirks* Yep, That's Blair's baby alright!
Blair: (looks at Jo) Yes honey Snake..Anyways and Great Aunt Beverly Ann.
Natalie: Well sorry to spoil everything,but I have a baby almost falling asleep in my lap.
I think I will take him up stairs.(Starts to stand up)
Jo: Don't I wish this baby would fall asleep. (Rubs her belly) She has been kicking all
day, and I mean Hard!
Tootie: I will go with you Nat.
Jo: Me too if someone would help me up. (Looks around for volunteers)
Snake: (Walks over and helps her up) There you go.
Jo: Thanks a lot! (Puts a hand on her back and walks behind Tootie and Nat) Wanna Come Blair?
Blair: Sure I don't think this little man can stay up much longer neither or he will get grumpy!
Ben: (Helps Blair up)
Blair: Thanks Hon (Gives him a kiss)
Jo: Aww isn't that sweet. (kick)Ooh, I think this kid will have a profession in Soccer.
Blair: (bends down to pick up Jonathan.)
Tootie: Blair I will get him.. (Walks back to where Blair is and picks up Jonathan.. (Smiles)
Blair: Thanks Tootie (Puts her hand on her back like Jo and starts walking toward the stairs
to there old room.
Natalie: (Looks to her right at all the guys standing there looking at the girls leave the room.)
Why don't you guys stay in the living room and Watch that Football game on TV.
Jeff: What football game?
Jo: Find one.. (laughs and walks up the stairs)
Girls:(Vanish into the hallway)
Beverly Ann: (Walks out) Where's the girls?
Guys: Upstairs
Jeff: Having 'girly' talk! *laughs*
Beverly Ann : Oh I see..I wouldn't want to bother them they have so much catching up to
do. I have to start dinner anyways.
Snake: Need any help Beverly Ann?
Beverly Ann: Nope, thanks. Just tell me when Edna arrives.
Snake: Sure!
***UP STAIRS***
Tootie: I am the only one without a baby or a baby on the way. (Looks around while she
is laying Jonathan on the bed. The walking to her old room looking in)
Jo: Tootie don't worry. It isn't all fun and games being pregnant. (Says to Tootie)
Ooh..See there she goes again (Refurring to the kick)(Sits down gently on her old bed.)
Blair: She is taking after you already, Jo. Already beating people up! (Giggles while
tucking Jonathan in)
Natalie: Mind if I put Benji beside Jon?
Blair: Sure.
Natalie: (puts Benjamin beside Jonathan and tucks him in half asleep)
Jo: And I suppose your baby doesn't kick hard?
Blair: Gently usually, Like Jonathan here (looks at Jonathan) He didn't start kicking
Very hard a lot until about a day before I had him.
Natalie: Benji Kicked pretty hard all the way through my pregnancy.
Tootie: By the way Blair what are you having? A boy or girl?
Blair: I am having a little girl this time.
Jo: Well I guess Nat and I have active babies. No surprise though. Blair was never into
Exercising! (Giggle)
Tootie: You both have beautiful sons you two. (smiles) It is so weird how everything changes
..It feels like we are still living here with Mrs. G. and just are baby-sitting.
Blair: If this is baby-sitting I need to be paid for overtime.
Jo: And storage! (Laughs)
Jo: What is giving birth like? I am getting a little uneasy about it sense it is getting
So close to that time!
Natalie: Well I guess everyone is a little different. I don't mean to scare you, but it is
Living Hell! It's all worth it once you see your baby. What you and your husband made together.
Blair: Definitely! Or you think I would be doing it again? I don't think so! I am not fool
. Once is good enough for me to learn a lesson. (Laughs)
Jo: You got a point Blair. If you made it through and are actually going to do it again
I will make it through just fine.
Tootie: I can't wait to see little babies of your guy's. What suspense! This would make
A great movie!!
Jo: Oh yeah Tootie! Having to big pregnant woman walking around the Television screen would
be so exciting!
Blair: So what happened to Rick?
Jo: Oh, he is on a business trip. He is an IBM Floor Manager.
Blair: Wow a step up for Rick! What about you Jo?
Jo:I am on maternity leave. I am a self-defense teacher.
Tootie: Wow, so you teach people how to defend themselves!
Jo: Yes Tootie that the main idea.
Blair: So what kind of people you teach?
Jo: Oh, Mostly Teenage girls.
Natalie: Well I think that is great. You always wanted to have a positive effect
On peoples lives. That's a good way to do it.
Blair: She sure had an effect on mine. Not sure if it was so positive or not.
Tootie: Blair you know you love Jo face it! (Laughs)
Jo: (gives Blair a toothy grin)
Blair: Ooh, That was pretty weird. (Puts her hands on her belly) She kicked Hard! I
Think Jo's baby is sending her mental messages!
Jo: That's my daughter! (Smiles and rubs her belly)
Natalie: Are you sure you aren't in labor Blair?
Blair: Believe me I will know!
Tootie: You are a few days over due right?
Blair:Yes..but it is no big deal really, I am fine!
Natalie: If you are sure!
Blair: Yes I am sure.
(Knock on the door)
Jo: Who's there? (Says in a rough tone)
Blair: Jo you getting a little grumpy!
Jo:It is just all this kicking. It is getting to my back!
Blair: And you guys were asking 'ME' if I was in labor.
Jo: I am not in Labor! (Snaps)
Blair: Okay
Natalie:Who is there?
Mrs. G: Well, I have homemade cookies.
Tootie: MRS GARRETT!! (Jumps up and runs to the door and opens it)
Mrs. G: TOOTIE! (Hugs her and closes her eyes and opens them to Blair and Jo standing
behind Tootie with bulging belly's and Natalie watching Jo closely not far behind)
Mrs. G: GIRLS! I have missed you so much! You all have changed so much! (Hugs each of them)
So when these babies being born?
Blair: I am 3 days over due.
Jo: I am due in 3 weeks.
Natalie: But Jo is having back pain.
Jo:Natalie I don't need your help. I am fine!
Mrs. G: Just rest Jo..Natalie is only looking out for you.
Jo: I know..(hugs Nat)
Blair: (mouths Mood swings to Mrs. G)
Mrs. G:(laughs and looks past the girls to Blair's bed and runs to it!) Oh babies!!
Who's are they?
Natalie: Benji the one on the right is mine and Snakes son. Did you meet him downstairs?
Mrs. G: Yes Charming young man
Blair: Oh you must be talking about my Ben. (Tosses back hair)
Mrs. G: Nope he distinctly said Snake! Ben was very charming as well Blair, and of
Course Jeff. Where's Rick I've heard so much about? And who is this other baby's parents?
Blair: Jonathan is Ben's and mine. He is two.
Natalie: Benjamin is two as well.
Jo: (sits back down. takes a deep breath.) Rick is on a business trip. He is an IBM Floor
Manager. Besides I am not due for another 3 weeks. (Says under her breath) hopefully not
Any earlier.
Natalie: You do know your first baby sometimes comes early right, Jo?
Jo:Yes I read about that...
Blair: Both my babies were late (shrugs)
Jo: Takes right after their mother. Wants to be fashionably late! (Laughs)
Blair: I suppose (twirls her hair)
Mrs. G: So how about thoughs cookies I brought you guys. (Takes 4 small bags of cookies
Out of her purse, and hands them to the girls)
Jo: Just what I have been craving! (Smiles and takes a bight out of a cookie) Mmm.
These are great, Mrs. G.
Tootie: Yep, You haven't lost the Mrs G. touch!
Natalie: Speaking of Mrs. G where is Bruce?
Mrs. G: He is downstairs with the guys.
Blair: That is a nice place for them all! (Giggles and takes a bight of a cookie)
Natalie: Why don't we all go out somewhere together?
Tootie: Good Idea. Where should we all go?
Blair:(tosses back hair and giggles) I just had one of my (giggles) Brilliant Ideas!
Jo: Oh no brace yourselves. What now Blair? All go out and get our hair bleached?
Tootie and Nat:(laughs)
Mrs. G: And Beverly Ann thought you two would have given up smart mouthing each other...(giggles)
Blair: We can go Shopping!
Tootie: Yeah
Natalie: Good Idea Blair!
Jo: Wait, wait a minute here! I thought you said you were tired and your feet hurt?
Blair: They do, but I have a way to get around that!
Jo: How would you do that Blair?
Blair: Come shopping with us and find out!
Jo:Okay, okay I will come. Only because I need to pick up a few baby outfits and
a new Bra! (Stands up slowly) Before we go I need a little snack and go
to the Bathroom!
Blair: Ditto!
Benji: (wakes up and sits up in bed) Mama..
Natalie: (Walks to Benjamin and puts her arm around him) Hi honey.this is Mrs G.
You can call her..Uhh..(Says to Mrs. G) what you would like to be called?
Mrs. G: I don't know Natalie. Anything you want me to be.
Natalie: This is Grandma G.
Girls:(giggle)
Natalie: Wanna go shopping with us hon?
Benji: (shrugs) Where daddy?
Natalie: He is downstairs. Want me to take you to him?
Benji: (nods and puts his finger in his mouth.)
Natalie: Okay (picks Benjamin up) I'll be right back guys. (Walks out of the room with Benji)
Jo: Mrs. G.?
Mrs G: What Jo. (Walks over to Jo)
Jo: Well. I was wondering (voice drifts away)
Mrs. G: Wondering What, Jo?
Jo: Sense you were like a mother to me ever sense I went to Eastland. I was wondering
If my daughter could call you..Grandma as well.
Mrs. G: Of Couse, Jo! It would be an honor. (Hugs Jo)
Jo: Thanks Mrs. G..(Tear runs down her cheek)
Blair: Can Jonathan and my new daughter call you grandma to if it isn't to much of a
Disposition. I have always though of you as a mother away from home.
Jo: Yeah, You have been there for us through thick and thin.
Tootie: And helped us out with all our problems.
Mrs. G: Yes Blair I will be a grandmother to all your guy's kids if that is what you
all want. I know I will think of them like my Grandchildren. (Tears in her eyes) I can't
Believe you are all growing up and having babies.
Jo: I know what you mean. It is weird for me too. (Looks down to her belly)
Tootie: I was just saying before you came up here that it is like we are just babysitting.
Blair: A little more than babysitting if you ask me! (Giggles)
Mrs. G: I am here for all of you when you need me. Don't forget that!
All of the girls: We won't (hugs her)
Jo: Don't know about you guys, but I am hungry!
Blair: Me too!
Mrs. G: Lets all go downstairs and I will make you all a snack like I used to.
Tootie: Sure Mrs. G.
Mrs. G: Also you guys don't have to call me Mrs. G anymore.
Jo: We know but it is weird to call you Edna. I am going to stick with Mrs. G. If that
Is ok. (Smiles)
Blair: Me too.
Tootie: Me too.
Natalie:(walks in) What are we all agreeing on? (Looks around)
Jo: just we are going to stay calling Mrs. G, Mrs G and not Edna.
Natalie: In that case Me too..(Laughs)
Everyone: (leaves the room heading down stairs)