FOL85NatandMrsGRock
12-07-2000, 09:24 PM
This one is SUPER LONG!!! it's a reunino so its extremely long!! the longest one i ever wrote!!!!! so i'd print it out and read it if you had time... dont wnat to have to pay extra money for your internet use jsut to read a script i have!! hehe... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif enjoy!! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif
P.S. The cast list is at the bottom of the entire script if you wnat to spoil the surprises then look at the cast but otherwise save it until last if you are dying to see who i thought woudl play some of the people... but htis is in present time remember!!
Back Once Again
(present time year 2000)
---------Living Room---------------
Mrs. G: (cleaning up) Bruce hurry up Alex will be here with Alyssa soon!!
Bruce: (walks in from kitchen) Edna, the girls will be here in 2 hours and im trying to clean up!!
Mrs. G: Sorry im just sooo excited to see the girls again and then Alyssa comming to stay over and... I'm soo happy!!
Bruce: (hugs her) I know you are!! (smiles)
*Door Bell Rings*
Mrs. G: (runs to the door and opens it)
Alex and Alyssa: (walk in alex holding a duffle bag that's alyssa's)
Alyssa: Grandma!! (runs in and hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. G: Hi honey!! That's a big hug!! (hugs alyssa back)
Alex: Mama!! (hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. G: Alex!! (hugs back)
Alyssa: Grandpa!!! (hugs bruce)
Bruce: Hey alyssa!! How are you? (hugs back)
Alyssa: good!!
Alex: So how are you guys? (sets alyssa's bag down)
Bruce: (puts arm around mrs. g) We're great!!
Mrs. G: (smiles) Where's Anna?
Alex: She had to work!!
Alyssa: Mom's had to do that a lot lately!!
Mrs. G: Ohh...
Alex: (looks at watch) Well I have to be at the construction site in an hour!! (gives Alyssa a kiss) Have fun with grandma and grandpa!! see you later sweety!! (waves at mrs. g and bruce) see ya later mom!! bruce!!
Mrs. G: bye... drive carefully!! it's starting to really snow!!
Alex: Mom!!! I'll be fine!! (leaves)
Bruce: Well, Edna I'm gonna go back to cleaning for when the girls get here!! (leaves)
Alyssa: who's comming?
Mrs. G: Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie... and their families....
Alyssa: who are they?
Mrs. G: (sits down with Alyssa) Well when i worked at Eastland i was the dietician for them we built a pretty close relationship with eachother and so when i opened up my own shop the moved in with me... they're very special!!
Alyssa: Well do they have any kids??
Mrs. G: Jo has 2 girls your age... but I'm not sure about the other girls!!
Bruce: (walks back in) Oh Edna!! I forgot to tell you that Katie and Josh are comming up for the day!!
Alyssa: Good!! I havent seen them in a long time!!
Mrs. G: Me niether!! Bruce?? Where's Andy?
Bruce: Him and Heather went out for lunch it's their 8 month anniversary or something...
Mrs. G: Ohh... He was supposed to help me!!
Andy and Heather: (walk in)
Andy: hey Mrs. Garrett!! i'd Like you to meet Heather (introduces) ....
Mrs. G: (shakes hand)
Andy: ....my fiancee!!! (smiles and puts arm around heather)
Heather: It's nice to finally meet you i've heard a lot about you!!
Mrs. G: I wish I could say the same... (smiles) Congradulations on the engagement!! I'm soo happy for you Andy!!
Andy: I know!! Me too!!! (smiles and laughs at self)
Mrs. G: Oh and i'd like you to meet my granddaughter Alyssa!
Andy: Nice to meet you!!
Bruce: Hey Andy... I need some help with cleaning up and stuff!!
Andy: Sure!! (takes coat off) Heather why dont you wait a little bit and I'll drive you home....
Heather: No that's ok I can drive home...
Andy: are you sure? It's getting pretty bad out with the snow!!
Heather: No it's fine!! (gives andy a big kiss) Bye!! (smiles and leaves)
Mrs. G: Hey Alyssa are you gonna help me make some cookies? (gets up)
Alyssa: Sure!! (gets up)
Mrs. G and Alyssa: (walk into kitchen)
---------Later in Living Room-----------
*Door Bell Rings*
Mrs. G: (runs to the door and opens it)
Jo, Rick, Jenny, and Kelsey: (walk in. rick has arm around jo and jo is leading jenny in)
Mrs. G: Jo!!!!! (hugs jo)
Jo: Mrs. G!!!!!! (hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. G: Oh my god you sooo beautiful!!!
Jo: Mrs. Garrett I'd like you to meet Rick....
Rick: Hi!! (shakes hand)
Mrs. G: hi! (shakes hand) Its weird hearing mrs. garrett...
Jo: Oh yea that's right!! Sorry mrs. garrett.... oops
Mrs. G: No!! It makes me feel like old times... its nice!! and it doesnt matter whether you call me that or edna...
Jo: No it'll feel weird!!!! (laughs)
Jenny: (brushes up against jo)
Jo: Oh mrs. g!! I'd like you to meet our daughters Kelsey and Jenny
Mrs. G: Oh jo!!! They're adorable!! (hugs the girls) Oh... you must feel weird with me hugging you and you dont know who i am...
Kelsey: No! Mom's told us all about you!!
Jenny: yea and about Blair, Natalie, and Tootie!!
Mrs. G: Well Jo, I'd like you to meet Alyssa...
Jo: letme guess... you adopted a kid?? (kinda jokes)
Mrs. G: No... my granddaughter!!
Alyssa: (shakes jo's hand) Nice to make your accaintance...
Jo: Oh that''s precious!!
Kelsey: (motions with index finger for mrs. g to bend down)
Mrs. G: (bends down) yea?
Kelsey: Where's your bathroom??
Mrs. G; Ohh... top of the stairs, turn left!
Kelsey: (goes upstairs)
Jenny: Hi Alyssa I'm Jenny!! I'm 13 years old how old are you?
Alyssa: I'm 9! Do you like Nsync??
Jenny: YEA!!! I love them!!
Alyssa: I have their last concert on tape... wanna go watch it?
Jenny: sure!!
Alyssa and Jenny: (go upstairs)
Jo: Mrs. G!! You look great!!!
Mrs. G: What about you!!! 2 kids, succesful architect!!!
Jo: yea... all in a day's work!! (smiles and laughs)
Bruce: (walks in from kitchen) HI jo!!
Jo: Bruce!! (kinda hugs him but not really cuz she barely knew him) Meet my husband Rick!!
Bruce: hey how are you with a drain??
Rick: umm... ok i guess
Bruce: good!! I need somebody who knows what they are doing!!!
Mrs. G: (laughs) Bruce you know what you're doing... you just need to learn how to fix things better!! (smiles)
Rick: well i can see what i can do!! (walks into kitchen)
Bruce: at least somebody has an idea around here!! (follows rick)
Mrs. G: (goes and sits on couch) So how are you??
Jo: (follows mrs. g) Oh great!!
Mrs. G: What's new??
Jo: Oh not much besides Kelsey and Jenny, Rick wants another kid... but I dont think i could handle it!! I mean Kelsey and Jenny being twins was hard enough!!
Mrs. G; (laughs) Just wait till they are the age you were when you first came to eastland!! Remember how you were then?
Jo: Great!! I'm going to have kids who raise hell!!!
mrs. g: (laughs) So where do you live now?
Jo: Oh just in Manhattan...
mrs. G: Oh!! Not too far!!
Jo: Nope
*Door Bell Rings*
Mrs. G and Jo: (answer door)
Blair: (kinda pops in saying) Where do I go to see a Mrs. Garrett and company???? (being sarcastic)
Mrs. G: Blair!!!!!! (hugs Blair)
Blair: Hi Mrs. Garrett!!!! (hugs back) I've missed you!!!
Jo: Blair!!! (puts arms out and says it like its been a long time)
Blair: Jo!!! (says like its been a long time) It's been too damn long!!! (hugs jo)
Jo: I know!! (hugs back)
John, kevin, Kacey, and Joslynn: (walk in)
Blair: Oh and i'd like you to meet my husband John, and kevin our oldest and then my 2 daughters Kacey and Joslynn!!
Kevin: (walks forward saying) Yo...yo...yo...yo...whats up? (has kakhi pants on and a button down plaid shirt and is wearing a backward hat trying to act liek a rap guy)
Blair: (sighs) Kevin!!! What did i tell you about that!!
Kevin: (just looks at blair)
Blair: i said to stop acting like that Eminem guy!!! he sings stupid songs about hurting women!!! (puts hand out and is angry)
Kevin: (takes hat off and gives it to blair) I'm sorry mom!! (is truely sorry)
Mrs. G: Blair you havent changed!! Still the same beauty queen!!
Blair: Well!!! (tosses hair) Let me guess Jo... You divorced Rick?
Jo: No actually he's in the kitchen with Bruce and uh... kelsey and jenny are upstairs watching Nsync!!! (says nsync sarcastically)
Kacey: did you say nsync???
Joslynn: NSYNC!!!! I love them!!
Jo: Top of the stairs turn right!!
Kacey and Joslynn: (run through Jo and Mrs. G and up the stairs)
Kevin: wait for me!!!! Kacey!!! Joslynn!!! (runs after them)
Blair: (sits down) Kids these days... it's Nsync, Backstreet Boys, or in Kev's case Eminem!!!! Ugh!! I tell ya!! (brushes hair out of face)
Jo: Tell me about it!!! (sits next to blair)
Blair: Jenny and Kelsey?? Your kids?
Jo: Yup... my girls!! they're twins (smiles)
Blair: You did turn out normal!!!
Jo: Don't tell me I'm normal!!! (kinda snaps)
Blair: Ok... you'r odd!!
Jo: Well we all know you turned out normal!!
Blair: Oh it's great to see you!!!! (hugs jo)
Jo: I miss fighting with you!!! (hugs back)
Mrs. G: (turns to John) oh the guys are in the kitchen John
John: Oh ok... (leaves towards kitchen)
Mrs. G: (sits next to the girls) So Blair waht have you been up to?
Blair: Oh I've taken over my father's company and buisy with the kids!!
Jo: surprise surprise!! (sarcastic)
Blair: Surprise about waht?
Jo: You taking over you dad's company!!
Blair: Oh that!!! yea!! it's great!!! (smiles)
Jo: where do you live now?
Blair: Oh we're in Manhattan!!
Jo: us too!!
Blair: well i have to be there for my father's company and everything!! (smiles)
Jo: Oh of course!! (kinda plays along)
Tootie and Jake: (just barge in)
Tootie: You better not tell me I need to ring the door bell!!!
Mrs. G: Tootie!!! (runs to her and hugs her)
Tootie: Hey Mrs. Garrett!!! (hugs mrs. g) I haven't heard tootie forever!! only from my family!!
Mrs. G: Well i havent heard mrs. garrett forever either!!!
Tootie: Oh yea that's right your a mrs. gaines now!!! (smiles and laughs)
Blair and Jo: (run to tootie and hug her) Tootie!!!!
Tootie: hey guys!!! (hugs them) Now this really feels like old times!!! Seeing all of you here!!! And mrs. g you look soo great!!!
Mrs. G: Thanks!! (smiles)
Tootie: Oh!! I'd like you all to meet my husband Jake!! (introduces)
Mrs. G: (shakes hand) Hi jake!! Nice to meet you!!
Jake: I've heard soo much about you all!!! Tootie couldnt stop talking about you all on the way up here!!
Blair: Well i've heard a lot about you too!! (lies)
Mrs. G: it's snowing like crazy!!!
Tootie: I know!! i got snow all over me!!! (shakes it off)
Jo: They guys are in the kitchen...
Jake: Oh ok!! (walks into kitchen)
Tootie: Jo!!! I've heard sooo much about you designing houses for celebrities!!
Jo: well...... (smiles and proud)
Tootie: And Blair!!! Wow!!! Blair, blair, blair!! Taken over her fathers company!!!
Blair: Yup!! What about you Dorothy Big Producer!!!
Tootie: I have produced some films...
Jo: Some!!!
Tootie: ok a lot!! (laughs) tell me all about yourselves!! Husbands.. kids... grandkids!!
Jo: I'm not that old!!!
Mrs. G: thanks jo!!! (smiles)
Jo: well, I'm still married to Rick and we have 2 girls, Kelsey and Jenny who are 13, they're twins!!
Tootie: Oh where are they?
Jo: Upstairs... (points at stairs)
Tootie: I have to see them later!!! (smiles) And Blair???
Blair: I'm married to John and we have 3 kids, kevin whos 11, Kacey whos 9, and Joslynn whos 7...
Tootie: letme guess... upstairs!!! (joking)
Blair: yea... watching a concert of the latest... Nsync!!
Tootie: I remember how i was with jermaine jackson!!
Blair: They're not that bad!!!!!!!! (jokes)
Tootie: Ok so i was obsessed!!
Jo: Obsessed??
Tootie: Ok.... fanatic!!!!
Everyone: (laughs)
Tootie: where's Natalie?? She said she had a big surprise!!
Jo: She'll probably be here soon dont worry!!
Tootie: Well what about you mrs. g??
Mrs. G: well, I have 3 grandchildren!!! Katie whos 16, Josh hwos 14 and Alyssa is 9, shes upstairs and katie and josh should be here later!!
Tootie: See!!! Jo... Grandchildren!!! I was referring to Mrs. G!! (smiles)
Jo: ok!!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: Well me and Bruce have a house across town... and we're having a great life!!! (smiles)
Blair: We have to visit more often!! I just didnt know you were still living in peekskill...
Jo: yea!! We should visit more often!!
Kevin: (comes down the stairs) Mom!! kacey won't give me the gameboy!!
Blair: (sighs) Tell Kacey that i said you can have it cuz shes got the other girls to do stuff with!!
Kevin: Thanks mom!! I love you!! (runs back up the stairs)
blair: sure you love me!! Only becuase i'm on your side!! You'll hate me later for something!!!
Everyone: (laugh)
Blair: Being a mother isnt all what its cracked up to be!! Kevin is all hooked on this rap guy who swears every other word and talks about having, sex, doing drugs, and killing people!!! Who sings that crap to kids!?!?!? And then Kacey and Joslynn are hitting a bumb!! They will NOT stop fighting with eachother and Kacey is getting new friends who arent the best people she could be friends with... Kinda like jo!!! when she first came into our lives...
Jo: oh you mean normal people!!
Blair: no kids who have older brothers or sisters that are into the whole stealing and doing drugs thing... and you knwo waht they say... it runs in the family....
Jo: Oh Blair your too worried!!! I mean if you raise your kids well enough they'll know not to do stuff like that!!
Blair: Excuse me!! I remember natalie being an innocent person and then one guy spreads a rumor about her being easy and she changes personality wise and becomes not innocent!!! people change people whether you teach them its bad or good!!!
Jo: Well kelsey is avoiding me all the time... won't talk to me about shcool, friends, nothing anymore!! and then jenny... exactly like me!! It's terribly scarey!! And I can't get them to stop fighting!!! being twins and being like best friends for a long time is starting to break apart by new friends at school and they wont stop trying to break out in a fist fight!!
Blair: great!! Just what we need!! 2 other Jos running around in this house!! (jokes)
Jo: well, i remember what i was like and then i see waht she is like... they'll make some BIG mistakes and i hope that i can be like mrs. g to bail her outta them!! (smiles at mrs. g)
Mrs. G: you girls were raised well, you'll do just fine!!
Jo: we were raised by you!!
Mrs. G: (repeats) You were raised well, you'll do just fine!!
Blair: (laughs)
Tootie: (says to self) I can't wait!!
*Door Bell Rings*
Tootie: (runs to the door and opens it and all this snow blows in) Natalie?? I can't see a thing with all that snow!!
Nat: (walks in and is pregnant) yes it;s me tootie!!
Tootie: NATALIE!!!! (hugs her)
Nat: TOOTIE!!! (hugs back)
Tootie: Look at you!!! Pregnant!!! (hugs her again) its sooo great to see you!!!
Nat: I missed you too tootie!!!
Mrs. G: (gets up and walks to Nat) Natalie!!! (hugs her)
Nat: Hi Mrs. Garrett!! (hugs back)
Mrs. G: It's good to see you again!! (puts hand on nat's stomach) it's kicking!! (smiles)
Nat: Boy is it ever!!! (a little on edge)
Blair and jo: (walk to nat) Natalie!!! (hug her)
Nat: Blair!! Jo!! (hugs back)
Blair: when are you due?
Nat: (walks to couch and sits) Two weeks... and if this baby is in there one minute longer than that i'll start ripping my hair out!! (joking)
Everyone: (sits on couch or in the chairs)
Tootie: So what's new with you?? Where's Mike??
Nat: in New York... somewhere!! He's on the road for work... He shoudl be up here later though... god forbid this baby will pop out before he gets back!! knock on wood!! what about you guys?
Blair: Well my 3 kids are upstairs and John's in the kitchen...
Jo: My 2 kids are upstairs too and then Ricks with the guys...
Tootie: Jake too...
Nat: No kids tootie??
Tootie: Nope the doctor said to me a few years back that i probably won't be able to have any kids...
Mrs. G: Oh i'm sooo sorry tootie!! or shoudl i say dorothy??
Tootie: no... tootie's fine... but I got some good news!!
Blair: letme guess... you're going to adopt??
Tootie: no...
Jo: then what??
Tootie: I'm pregnant!!!
Mrs. G: Oh that's wonderful!! congradulations tootie!!!! (smiles and gives her a hug)
Tootie: I'm soo excited!! (smiles)
Nat: that is what i said at first!!! (jokes)
Mrs. G: Oh its sooo great to see you all grown up to be such succesful women with families of your own!! it's great to see you all again!!
Nat: Where's Beverly Ann??
Mrs. G: She'll be here later!! She had some where to be... but she wouldnt tell me... I'm almost afraid to ask!!
Blair: where's andy?
Mrs. G: In the kitchen...
Jo: Well let's change the location!! (shouts) HEY ANDY!!
Andy: (walks in a shouts) Hey Whaty?? (so it rhymes with andy)
Tootie: Andy!!! (runs to him and hugs him)
Andy: Tootie!! (picks her up and swings her around then sets her down)
Tootie: god i should have gone out iwth you when i had the chance!!! (smiles)
Andy: (smiles)
Blair: (gets up) Andy!! (hugs andy)
Andy: Blair!! (hugs back) (looks at nat waiting for her to give him a hug) Natalie??? Do i have cooties or soemthing??
Nat: No... sorry andy!! I can't get up!! (puts arms out) now get your butt over here and hug me!!!!
Andy; (runs to nat and hugs her) Natalie!! You got fat!!
Nat: Thanks for the email andy!!! (you know how the saying thanks for the telegram well its the year 2000 so its email now!!!)
Andy: Oh great to see you!!! (hugs her again then puts hand on her stomach) wow... that things kicking the hell out of you i bet!!
Nat: No!!! I'm perfectly fine!!! (sarcastic)
Andy: (turns to jo) JO!!!
Jo: Andy!!! (gives andy a hug)
Andy: How are you?
Jo: great!! and yourself?
Andy: perfect!!
Blair: Andy you got hot!!!
Andy: (kinda tosses hair) Eat your heart out!!!
Everyone: (laughs)
Blair: You haven't changed!!!!!
Andy: Well you love me and you know it!!!
Tootie: yes Andy we do!!
Andy: I knew it!! (smiles)
Kelsey and Jenny: (run down the stairs chasing eachother)
Kelsey: Jenny!! Don't you dare tell her or I'll kill you!!!
Jenny: With waht a gun??
Kelsey: Why no?? (chases jenny)
Jenny: And how are you going to explain that??
Kelsey: oh something like... My Annoying Sister Wore Out her Welcome!!!!
Jenny: (stops) Go ahead Kels!!! Punch me!!
Jo: (gets up and walks toward them to break them up)
Kelsey: Don't mind it i do!!! (brings fist back)
Jo: (grabs Kelsey's arm) Wow!!! Kelsey!!
Kelsey: Oh hi mom!!
Jo: What in the world are you doing??
Kelsey: Gonna punch Jenny!!
Blair: Now those are definatly Jo's kids!! (smiles)
Jo: Why??
Jenny: cuz she didnt want me to tell you that she got her period!!!
Kelsey: (tries to leap to get Jenny) Jenny you ass!!!!!!!
Jo: (catches kelsey) KELSEY!!! (scold her) I told you no swearing!!!
Jenny: Yea kels... no swearing!!! (mocks kelsey and makes faces at her)
Jo: jenny shut up!!! I'm sick of you girls fighting!!! (turns to kelsey) come on Kels... lets go up stairs and talk... (leads her up stairs)
Kelsey: we'll finish this later jenny!!
Jo: (looks at kelsey)
kelsey: Ok we wont!!
Jo: i told you to start getting along with eachother!!!
Jenny: can i help it if shes a loser and I'm popular!!! Can I help it if I'm the cool one!!
Kelsey: Can i help it if im the fasionable dresser!!!
Blair: (turns to mrs. g and the girls and says) Now I like her!!!
Jo: Come on kels!!! (goes up stairs)
Tootie: Hey Jenny!! I'm Dorothy... but you can call me tootie!!
Jenny: Well you obviously know hwo i am!!
Blair: why dont you sit with us!! (motions for her to sit with them)
Jenny: (sits next to Blair)
Tootie: You are soo like jo!!
Jenny: That's what mom says too... she says its like looking at herself in our personalities... we have our dad's physical features and our mom's personality....
Blair: but you girls have a good sense of fasion!! Jo wasn't into that stuff!!
Jenny: Well I dont think Kelsey does... but I hate her!!
Blair: Why?
Jenny: cuz she steals my cds... my make-up, my bras!!! come on!!! who woudnt hate soembody who steals your bras!!
Everyone: (laughs)
Jenny: finally got even with her by telling mom she got her period... (laughs)
nat: Thats hardly a reason to hate her...
Tootie: yea!! how would you like it if Kelsey did that to you?
Jenny: She did!!! That's why i did it to her... hahah!!
Tootie: God do i remember those days...
Nat: (Laughs) Ha!!! I remember when you first got yours you baracaded yourself in our room and woudlnt come out and then mrs. g went and talked to you...
mrs. G: And then you still woudlnt come out!!!
Tootie: What can i say?? I heard that if you sat around reading a book it'd go away!!
Jenny: You were gullable!! I didnt fall for any of that crap!!!
Alyssa: (comes down the stairs) hey jenny we're playing N64!!! wanna be on my team??
Jenny: you kidding me??? Heck yea!!! If we're playing mario kart im kicking all your butts back to New York!! (runs up the stairs)
-------hallway-----------
Jo and Kelsey: (sitting on the floor)
Jo: Kelsey now why didnt you tell me you got your period?? Jenny didnt have a problem telling me!! well... after you told me about it... but she still came to me without knowing that i knew already...
Kelsey: Well i didnt want you making a big deal like you did then Jen!! And I didnt know what to do so i told her first... BIg Mistake!!!!!
Jo: Hey! I understand you need your space... I've been there!
Kelsey: You were?
Mrs. G and Blair: (are around the corner listening and watching jo)
Jo: Yes!!!!! (thinks) And that woman mrs. garrett whos downstairs helped me through everything!! she was tehre for me and she didnt even understand me as well i understand you and jenny!!
Kelsey: (smiles)
Jo: Kels.... there is nothing that you can't tell me or ask me or talk to me about!! And dont be embarrassed or afraid to come to me!! I'm here!! To help!!!
Kelsey: Thanks mom!! (hugs jo)
Jo: Now where have i heard that line before?? (thinks)
Blair: I know... Mrs. garrett said it!!
Jo: (turns around) Well I mean... You taught me a lot and you helped me through a lot... and i wnat to be here for my girls like you were there for me!! (gets up and helps kelsey up) Now go by jenny and make sure she isnt beating anyone up!!
Kelsey: Thanks mom!! i love you!! (hugs jo then goes into girls old bedroom)
Blair: Awww... that was sweet!!! Seeing Jo normal brings tears to my eyes!! (sarcastic)
*Music Blasting from the room and it sounds like rap*
Mrs. G: whats that?
Blair: I dont know!! (opens door and walks into old bedroom)
Jo and Mrs. G: (follow Blair)
Kevin: Hi mom!!! (turns music off)
Blair: Hi!!! (sternly) How did you get those cds??
Kevin: well jenny gave them to me!!
Jenny: I did??? well it's no eminem!! not that sexist crap!!! it's just music!!
Jo: jenny.... i told you not to bring thos cds here!!
Blair: you mean you let your kids listen to that stuff??
Jo: Not Eminem or nelly but some of it...
Kelsey: Blair everyone listens to it!!
Alyssa and Kacey: Yea!!
Joslynn: I like it!!!
kevin: yea mom!! see i told you!!
Blair: whatever!! I dont care!! I dont like it!!!
Kevin: fine then cant she just play it??
Mrs. G: i dont like that stuff either kevin... so i'd appriciate it if you didnt!! I think its horrible that they swear so much in songs and talk abotu drugs
Alyssa: Grandma its not like im gonna go run out and do drugs come on!!
Kacey: Exactly!! we're only 9!!
Joslynn: what are you talking about??
Blair: Never mind joslynn!!
Mrs. g: Sorry Alyssa your dad might let you listen to that stuff but i dont want it in my house ok??
jenny: Fine!! (hands all her cds to jo)
Jo: (takes cds) listen to seomthign else liek nsync....
Kelsey: Great!! (hands nsync cd to jenny)
Jenny: ok!!!
Jo: not too loud though!!
Kevin: ok!!
Blair, Jo, and mrs. g: (leave)
Jenny and kelsey: (start playing nintendo)
Alyssa: My grandma is so dumb sometimes!! I mean i lover her but...
Kevin: Adults just dont understand us no more!! If i wanna do drugs i'll find a way!!!
Jenny: No crap!!
Kacey: I'm gonna turn the radio on maybe they're playing some good music!!
------Downstairs-------
Mrs. G, Blair, and Jo: (walk downstairs)
Nat: waht was that loud noise?
Jo: (sits on couch and sets cds on the table)
Blair: the kids... (sits on couch)
Mrs. G: (sits in chair)
Tootie: (picks up the cds and looks through them) Oh i love these guys!!
Blair: Tootie!!
Tootie: (pretends) Oh they're awful!!!!! (immediatley sets them down)
mrs. G: You too tootie!!
Tootie: it's just music... i mean no biggie!! its popular right now!!
Blair: are me and mrs. g the only ones against this?
Jo: I guess soo... I mean its not like it was when we were younger!!
Tootie: well lets forget about it... lets talk over old times!!
Jo: well i was just thinking about Danny...
Nat: Oh the latchey kid??
Jo: yea!!
Tootie: I felt sorry for him!!
Blair: waht about us?? One match lit... one stove turned on... and CABOOM!!!
Mrs. G: well we got out before the place went CABOOM!!!
Jo: Yea... after you swore at me and hit me!!!
Mrs. G: Jo.... I couldnt let you stay and be blown up into smitherines and you werent listening to me so i knew that you woudl knwo i mean business if i swore... My ex-husband sure did!!! but of course i had the actually frying pan in my hand!! (thinks)
Jo: well of course i knew you meant business you NEVER swear!!
Mrs. G: never say never!!
Jo: Exactly!! I never though that nat would actually sleep with Snake, but she did!!! (looks at nat)
Nat: Hey!! This ain't Snakes baby!! it's mike's!! Trust me!! if it were snake's i'd be long over due and ready to smack him!!! I have been on the edge for the last month!! i dont know how much longer I can stand this!!
Mrs. G: Oh natalie, after your baby is born and you see its little face!! 9smiles) It's all worth it!!
Nat: it better, cuz i didnt get pregnant just to go through 9 months of hell!!
Blair: it is worth it!! When kevin was born I was sooo happy I almost gave all the employees at work a raise... but i got to my senses before i did thank God!!
Jo: I never thought i could be happier than my wedding day but then when kelsey and jenny were born, everythign changed!!
Tootie: I can't wait!!
nat: tootie you dont know what lies ahead of you!!
Tootie: no!! I'm soo excited!! (puts hand on stomach and smiles)
mrs. G: It's great to be here with you girls when you all have you childresn (looks at nat and tootie) going to have your children!! Oh you girls!! And your girls!! and my girls!! (smiles)
Jo: Mrs. G are you going to get all mushy on us?
mrs. g: whats wrong with that?
Jo: Nothing, nothing!! (smiles)
*Door Bell Rings*
Tootie: who's that?
Mrs. G: well let's open it and find out!! (opens the door)
Katie: (walks in) Grandma!! (hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. g: Katie!! (hugs back) where's josh?
Katie: oh uh... Mom's having a "talk" (emphasizes talk) about his new friends
mrs. g: waht new friends?
Katie: well since he's been in high school he's been hanging out with the druggies and they gave him some extasee and mom found it....
Mrs. G: wahts extasee??
Jo: It's a drug...
Mrs. G: what's josh doing with drugs??
Katie: I dont know... i think he was just trying it...
Mrs. G: (kinda worried)
Katie: Grandma don't worry!! there are worse thigns he coudl be trying!! extasee is just like taking advil except it makes you kinda numb all over... its not that bad!!!
Mrs. G: Well that doenst make me feel better!!! anyways... I'd like you to me my girls (smiles) Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie!!
Katie: (waves hand) Hi!
Tootie: I'm always last!!
Nat: well you're the youngest!!
Mrs. G: Come join us!! (sits down)
Katie: sure!! (takes coat off) It's really snowing out there!! must be like 1 foot at the least!! (sits on teh floor)
Jo: Oh really?? well, it i coudl pcik anybody to be snowed in with, it woudl have to be you guys!!
Rick, John, Jake, Andy, and Bruce: (walk in each with two mugs full of cocoa, one for them and one for their wife, but andy gives his extra one to nat)
Girls: (thanks the guys(
Guys: (sit next to their wife and andy sits on the floor next to katie)
Rick: so what were you girls talking about?
Tootie: well i told them about the baby!!
Jake: (puts arm around tootie) yea!! we're excited!!
rick: (has arm around jo) Well, i want another kid but Kelsey and Jenny are a handful already!!
Jo: (rolls eyes at rick's comment)
Girls: (laugh)
Andy: I can't wait until Heather and I start a family of our own!! (smiles)
Tootie: who's heather??
Andy: My fiancee!!!
Blair: Congradulations Andy!!
John: yea!! Way to go!! (gives andy a high five)
Jo: Oh so you spend a few hours in the kitcehn and now your best buds?
Andy: You got it jo!!
Blair: Men!!
Rick: Hey we don't need like 2 months to get to know someone!! You say hi and if you get a response its all good!!
Jake: exactly!!
Nat: that's nuts!!
andy: (gets up) I need some more cocoa!! (walks into kitchen)
Jo: what I really want to know is how was africa?!?!
mrs. G: It was just like old times there!! (smiles at bruce)
bruce: (holding mrs. g's hand) It was a great experience and it made me feel soo young!!
Katie: grandpa you are young!! (smiles)
Bruce: thanks sweetie!!
Andy: (kinda walks in fast) Ok guys dont worry but, we've got snow up to here!! (puts hand out waste high)
Tootie: waht?? (worried)
Jake: Dont worry honey!! I'll keep you warm!!
Jo: we already know that jake!! (smiles)
Everyone: (laughs)
nat: oww...!!! (shouts)
Andy: Oh dont worry Natalie it'll be ok!!
Nat: No!! No!!
mrs. g: What is it Natalie?? (concerned)
Natalie: I think I'm in labor!!
everyone: (worried)
-----------Later in Living Rom--------------
Girls and mrs. g: (have nat laying on the sofa and are aroudn her)
Guys: (standing by the stairs by the piano)
Nat: (breathing hard)
Andy: (walks in from outside and snow blows in) Natalie i've got good news and bad news waht do you want first??
Nat: Andy do i look like i give a crap!?!?!!?
Andy: Ok! Ok! bad news is we cant get you to a hospital!!
Nat: waht!!!!
Mrs. G: Andy!! Do something!! You're the doctor!!!
Andy: thanks mrs. garrett!! spoil the good news!! (takes coat off) Don't worry Nat I may not be the kinda doctor that delivers babys but i did this once before!! (unsure) I think...
Nat: i dont care just get your ass over here and get this baby out of me!!!
Andy: well how far are the contractins?
Blair: about 10 minutes apart...
Andy: ok...
Jo: Andy like hell you know what you are doing!! This is Natalie not a dummie at med school!!
Andy: Jo!!! Trust me!!
kevin: (comes down the stairs0 Mom!! Joslynn took my gameboy again!!
Blair: kevin stay up stairs!! (frustrated and helping nat)
John: I'll handle this!! (kinda nervous about the whoel child birth thing and leaves)
jake: I'll come iwth you!!! (anxious to get out of there and leaves)
Rick: Me too!! (leaves)
Bruce: Wait for me!! (leaves)
Jo: men!! Can't handle life!!
Nat; I dont think i can either!!
mrs. g; yes Natalie you can!! (hold her hand)
Nat: Why did I wait so long to ahve a baby? I should have did this when i was younger!! ow!!
Jo: (takes Nat's hand)
Nat: (squeezes jos hand really hard)
Jo: Nat!! Nat!! Too hard!! Let go!!!
Nat: Jo shut up and take it like a woman!! (eases up a little more)
Jo: (lets go of nat) oww... (shakes hand to get the feeling back into it)
Mrs. G: I'll go get some ice!! (runs out)
Andy: Ok, she can't push until the contractions are closer and we don't have any pain medicine soo...
nat: ow!! ANDY!!!
Andy; Did you take child birth classes??
nat: yes!!
Andy: well breath how they taught you!!
Nat: (breaths) oww...!!
Blair: Come on nat!! (holds hand)
Tootie: Natalie you can make it!!
Nat: (contraction over) That's better!!
Blair: They're getting closer!!
nat: This thing is trying to comw out!! Now!!
Andy: No nat!!! Not yet!! dont' push!!
Mrs. G: (runs in with ice and hands them to now) How is Natalie doing?
nat: Oh just great!! You know i got this baby stuck in me and im just fine!!! (sarcastic)
Mrs. G: Hang in there!! Your doing fine!!
-----------Later in Living Room---------------
Nat: (screaming)
Blair and Tootie: (holding nat's hands)
jo: come on Nat!!
Andy: Ok Nat, push now!!
Nat: (pushes) oww!!
Mrs. G: Common Natalie!! (sitting there with a blanket ready for the baby)
Jo: Yea Nat!! (holding nat so she's sitting up a little)
Tootie: Come on Natalie!! I'm here for you and you'll be there for me!!
Andy: Keep pushing!!
Nat: i can't!!
Andy: natalie listen!! you can do it!!!
Nat: (pushes)
*baby come out and cries*
Andy: great job Natalie!! (hands baby to mrs. g) You did beautifly!!
Blair and tootie: (help natalie relax kinda)
nat: (smiling) what is it? boy or girl? boy or girl??
Mrs. G: Its a boy!! A beautiful, healthy boy!!
Nat: (smiles and relaxes) thanks Andy!!
Andy: No problem!!
Tootie: What are you doing to name him??
Nat: Andrew neil!! Andrew after Andy for him helping deliever my son!!
mrs. g: (hands andrew to natalie) here you go Natalie! Your son... Andrew!!
Girls: (awww at the baby)
Nat: (takes baby and smiles at hime) Hi Andrew!! I dont care if you hurt!! you are the most beautiful baby i've seen!!
Mrs. G: told you it would all be worht it!!
Tootie: This makes me soo excited!!
blair: He looks just like kevin did!!
Jo: And he'll probably look like him!!
Blair: wahts so bad about that?
Nat: nothing Blair!! (smiles) I just wish Mike coudl be here!!
Mrs. G: well you said he'd be here later tonight he'll be here!!
Nat; In the snow??
Mike: (runs in the door) Natalie?!?!?! (panicked) Nat!?!?
Nat: Honey!! I'm right here!!
Mike: Oh Natalie I called to say i was going to be late and edna said that you were in labor and couldnt get to the hospital so i rushed right over!! (kisses nat) How are you??
nat: I'm fine!! Daddy... meet your son!! Andrew Neil!! (hands andrew to mike)
Mike: Oh... he's beautiful!! (kisses him) Just like you!! (kissed nat)
Nat: How did you get here through the snow?
Mike: I drove to the nearest street i coudl and walked the rest of the way!! I'm sorry!!
Nat: No!! No!! It's ok!! Andy delivered Andrew!! (smiles at andy)
Andy: (smiles abck)
Nat: and mres. g, jo, blair, and tootie were here!! (smiles and them)
Mrs. G, Jo, Blair, and Tootie: (smile back)
Nat: you're here now!!
Mike: (titls baby to show the everyone and smiles)
----------Later that night in Living Room-------------
Mrs. G, Jo, Blair, nat and baby, and Tootie: (sitting in living room)
nat; This turned out to be a great reunion!! (goes to give baby to mrs. g)
Mrs. G: I'm glad we were here to help you give birth to andrew! (takes baby) It's one thing that you remember for your entire life!!! (thinks about it then realizes) hey where's beverly ann?? She was supposed to be back!!
Jo: Well, its still snowing out... maybe she got caught in teh snow!!
bev: (runs in the door) I'm Sooooo sorry!!!! I got caught in the snow i was sitting in my car forever and then they finally plowed the streets (takes coat off and then turns around) Oh hi girls!!!
Jo, Tootie, Blair, and Nat: (all looking at mrs g who has the baby)
Bev: did i miss something??
Mrs. G: Beverly ann!!! Natalie just had her baby!!
Bev: Oh natalie this isnt a good spot to have a baby!! you shoudl really have your baby at the hospital!!
Nat: Well i would have if we hadnt been snowed in!!!
bev: oh!!! i see!!! (goes to sit next to nat) wait a second!!! you were pregnant!!!
Nat: yea!! (hugs bev) nice to see you beverly ann!!
Bev: Nice to see you too nat!! but who helped you have your baby??
tootie: (gets up and hugs bev) Hi beverly!!
bev: Hi!!
Blair: (hugs bev) hi beverly!!
bev: hi!!
jo: (just waves hand) hey bev!!!
bev: Hey jo!! (waves hand) who delivered nats baby?
nat: Andy!!
bev: wow!!! i knew he was a good doctor!!
mrs. g: beverly wanna hold andrew?? (gets up and hands baby to bev)
bev: sure!! (holds baby) Natalie he's beautiful!! I should teach him how to play the piano!!
Nat: Wait till he's older ok!!
Bev: (sighs) i guess!!! (gives baby back to natalie) oh.. i gotta take a picture to remember this!!
Mrs. G: beverly ann!! you have to take pictures of everything!!!
bev: Soo!!! it's a kodac moment!!
Mrs. G: Ok!!
bev: (gets up and gets camera)
Jo: Hey nat can i hold him?
Nat: sure!! (give baby to jo)
Jo: Oh he's beautiful!!
Blair: yea!! Just like kevin... andrew's gonna break a lot of hearts!!
Bev: Ok I'm ready!!
Jo and Blair: (sit on both sides on nat)
Tootie: (sits on teh floor)
Mrs. G: (stands behind girls and puts arms aroudn girls)
Bev: Ok say happy 2000!!!
Everyone: Happy 2000!!
Bev: (takes a picture)
---------The End-----------
Cast
Mrs. Edna Garrett/Gaines.................Charlotte Rae
Blair Warner/Hallowell......................Lisa Whelchel
Jo Polniazcek/Bonner.......................Nancy McKeon
Natalie Green/Silver..........................Mindy Cohn
Dorothy (Tootie) Ramsey/Bates.........Kim Fields
Beverly Ann Stickle..........................Cloris Leachman
Andy Moffett.....................................Mckenzie Astin
Bruce Gains.....................................(dont remember)
Alex (mrs. g's son)............................(dont remember)
Alyssa (mrs. g's granddaughter).........???????
Katie (mrs. g's granddaughter)............???????
Mike Silver (nat's husband).................???????
Andrew Silver (nat's son)....................???????
Rick Bonner (jo's husband).................(dont remember)
Kelsey Bonner (jo's daughter).............Ashley Olsen
Jenny Bonner (jo's daughter)..............Mary-Kate Olsen
John Hallowell (blair's husband)..........???????
Kevin Hallowell (blair's son)................???????
Kacey Hallowell (blair's daughter).......Mackenzie ???? (ruthie from 7th heaven)
Joslynn Hallowell (blair's daughter).....???????
Jake Bates (tootie's husband)............???????
Heather Joyce (Andy's fiancee)..........???????
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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
Tootie: (laughing at nat for her hat)waht should i have said?
jo: (gets up and laughs)
blair: nice hat!! (laughs)
Nat: waths wrong with it? (takes it off and looks at it) Oh good good!!! I'm loosing a bolt im working half wattage!!
blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best peopel are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!
P.S. The cast list is at the bottom of the entire script if you wnat to spoil the surprises then look at the cast but otherwise save it until last if you are dying to see who i thought woudl play some of the people... but htis is in present time remember!!
Back Once Again
(present time year 2000)
---------Living Room---------------
Mrs. G: (cleaning up) Bruce hurry up Alex will be here with Alyssa soon!!
Bruce: (walks in from kitchen) Edna, the girls will be here in 2 hours and im trying to clean up!!
Mrs. G: Sorry im just sooo excited to see the girls again and then Alyssa comming to stay over and... I'm soo happy!!
Bruce: (hugs her) I know you are!! (smiles)
*Door Bell Rings*
Mrs. G: (runs to the door and opens it)
Alex and Alyssa: (walk in alex holding a duffle bag that's alyssa's)
Alyssa: Grandma!! (runs in and hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. G: Hi honey!! That's a big hug!! (hugs alyssa back)
Alex: Mama!! (hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. G: Alex!! (hugs back)
Alyssa: Grandpa!!! (hugs bruce)
Bruce: Hey alyssa!! How are you? (hugs back)
Alyssa: good!!
Alex: So how are you guys? (sets alyssa's bag down)
Bruce: (puts arm around mrs. g) We're great!!
Mrs. G: (smiles) Where's Anna?
Alex: She had to work!!
Alyssa: Mom's had to do that a lot lately!!
Mrs. G: Ohh...
Alex: (looks at watch) Well I have to be at the construction site in an hour!! (gives Alyssa a kiss) Have fun with grandma and grandpa!! see you later sweety!! (waves at mrs. g and bruce) see ya later mom!! bruce!!
Mrs. G: bye... drive carefully!! it's starting to really snow!!
Alex: Mom!!! I'll be fine!! (leaves)
Bruce: Well, Edna I'm gonna go back to cleaning for when the girls get here!! (leaves)
Alyssa: who's comming?
Mrs. G: Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie... and their families....
Alyssa: who are they?
Mrs. G: (sits down with Alyssa) Well when i worked at Eastland i was the dietician for them we built a pretty close relationship with eachother and so when i opened up my own shop the moved in with me... they're very special!!
Alyssa: Well do they have any kids??
Mrs. G: Jo has 2 girls your age... but I'm not sure about the other girls!!
Bruce: (walks back in) Oh Edna!! I forgot to tell you that Katie and Josh are comming up for the day!!
Alyssa: Good!! I havent seen them in a long time!!
Mrs. G: Me niether!! Bruce?? Where's Andy?
Bruce: Him and Heather went out for lunch it's their 8 month anniversary or something...
Mrs. G: Ohh... He was supposed to help me!!
Andy and Heather: (walk in)
Andy: hey Mrs. Garrett!! i'd Like you to meet Heather (introduces) ....
Mrs. G: (shakes hand)
Andy: ....my fiancee!!! (smiles and puts arm around heather)
Heather: It's nice to finally meet you i've heard a lot about you!!
Mrs. G: I wish I could say the same... (smiles) Congradulations on the engagement!! I'm soo happy for you Andy!!
Andy: I know!! Me too!!! (smiles and laughs at self)
Mrs. G: Oh and i'd like you to meet my granddaughter Alyssa!
Andy: Nice to meet you!!
Bruce: Hey Andy... I need some help with cleaning up and stuff!!
Andy: Sure!! (takes coat off) Heather why dont you wait a little bit and I'll drive you home....
Heather: No that's ok I can drive home...
Andy: are you sure? It's getting pretty bad out with the snow!!
Heather: No it's fine!! (gives andy a big kiss) Bye!! (smiles and leaves)
Mrs. G: Hey Alyssa are you gonna help me make some cookies? (gets up)
Alyssa: Sure!! (gets up)
Mrs. G and Alyssa: (walk into kitchen)
---------Later in Living Room-----------
*Door Bell Rings*
Mrs. G: (runs to the door and opens it)
Jo, Rick, Jenny, and Kelsey: (walk in. rick has arm around jo and jo is leading jenny in)
Mrs. G: Jo!!!!! (hugs jo)
Jo: Mrs. G!!!!!! (hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. G: Oh my god you sooo beautiful!!!
Jo: Mrs. Garrett I'd like you to meet Rick....
Rick: Hi!! (shakes hand)
Mrs. G: hi! (shakes hand) Its weird hearing mrs. garrett...
Jo: Oh yea that's right!! Sorry mrs. garrett.... oops
Mrs. G: No!! It makes me feel like old times... its nice!! and it doesnt matter whether you call me that or edna...
Jo: No it'll feel weird!!!! (laughs)
Jenny: (brushes up against jo)
Jo: Oh mrs. g!! I'd like you to meet our daughters Kelsey and Jenny
Mrs. G: Oh jo!!! They're adorable!! (hugs the girls) Oh... you must feel weird with me hugging you and you dont know who i am...
Kelsey: No! Mom's told us all about you!!
Jenny: yea and about Blair, Natalie, and Tootie!!
Mrs. G: Well Jo, I'd like you to meet Alyssa...
Jo: letme guess... you adopted a kid?? (kinda jokes)
Mrs. G: No... my granddaughter!!
Alyssa: (shakes jo's hand) Nice to make your accaintance...
Jo: Oh that''s precious!!
Kelsey: (motions with index finger for mrs. g to bend down)
Mrs. G: (bends down) yea?
Kelsey: Where's your bathroom??
Mrs. G; Ohh... top of the stairs, turn left!
Kelsey: (goes upstairs)
Jenny: Hi Alyssa I'm Jenny!! I'm 13 years old how old are you?
Alyssa: I'm 9! Do you like Nsync??
Jenny: YEA!!! I love them!!
Alyssa: I have their last concert on tape... wanna go watch it?
Jenny: sure!!
Alyssa and Jenny: (go upstairs)
Jo: Mrs. G!! You look great!!!
Mrs. G: What about you!!! 2 kids, succesful architect!!!
Jo: yea... all in a day's work!! (smiles and laughs)
Bruce: (walks in from kitchen) HI jo!!
Jo: Bruce!! (kinda hugs him but not really cuz she barely knew him) Meet my husband Rick!!
Bruce: hey how are you with a drain??
Rick: umm... ok i guess
Bruce: good!! I need somebody who knows what they are doing!!!
Mrs. G: (laughs) Bruce you know what you're doing... you just need to learn how to fix things better!! (smiles)
Rick: well i can see what i can do!! (walks into kitchen)
Bruce: at least somebody has an idea around here!! (follows rick)
Mrs. G: (goes and sits on couch) So how are you??
Jo: (follows mrs. g) Oh great!!
Mrs. G: What's new??
Jo: Oh not much besides Kelsey and Jenny, Rick wants another kid... but I dont think i could handle it!! I mean Kelsey and Jenny being twins was hard enough!!
Mrs. G; (laughs) Just wait till they are the age you were when you first came to eastland!! Remember how you were then?
Jo: Great!! I'm going to have kids who raise hell!!!
mrs. g: (laughs) So where do you live now?
Jo: Oh just in Manhattan...
mrs. G: Oh!! Not too far!!
Jo: Nope
*Door Bell Rings*
Mrs. G and Jo: (answer door)
Blair: (kinda pops in saying) Where do I go to see a Mrs. Garrett and company???? (being sarcastic)
Mrs. G: Blair!!!!!! (hugs Blair)
Blair: Hi Mrs. Garrett!!!! (hugs back) I've missed you!!!
Jo: Blair!!! (puts arms out and says it like its been a long time)
Blair: Jo!!! (says like its been a long time) It's been too damn long!!! (hugs jo)
Jo: I know!! (hugs back)
John, kevin, Kacey, and Joslynn: (walk in)
Blair: Oh and i'd like you to meet my husband John, and kevin our oldest and then my 2 daughters Kacey and Joslynn!!
Kevin: (walks forward saying) Yo...yo...yo...yo...whats up? (has kakhi pants on and a button down plaid shirt and is wearing a backward hat trying to act liek a rap guy)
Blair: (sighs) Kevin!!! What did i tell you about that!!
Kevin: (just looks at blair)
Blair: i said to stop acting like that Eminem guy!!! he sings stupid songs about hurting women!!! (puts hand out and is angry)
Kevin: (takes hat off and gives it to blair) I'm sorry mom!! (is truely sorry)
Mrs. G: Blair you havent changed!! Still the same beauty queen!!
Blair: Well!!! (tosses hair) Let me guess Jo... You divorced Rick?
Jo: No actually he's in the kitchen with Bruce and uh... kelsey and jenny are upstairs watching Nsync!!! (says nsync sarcastically)
Kacey: did you say nsync???
Joslynn: NSYNC!!!! I love them!!
Jo: Top of the stairs turn right!!
Kacey and Joslynn: (run through Jo and Mrs. G and up the stairs)
Kevin: wait for me!!!! Kacey!!! Joslynn!!! (runs after them)
Blair: (sits down) Kids these days... it's Nsync, Backstreet Boys, or in Kev's case Eminem!!!! Ugh!! I tell ya!! (brushes hair out of face)
Jo: Tell me about it!!! (sits next to blair)
Blair: Jenny and Kelsey?? Your kids?
Jo: Yup... my girls!! they're twins (smiles)
Blair: You did turn out normal!!!
Jo: Don't tell me I'm normal!!! (kinda snaps)
Blair: Ok... you'r odd!!
Jo: Well we all know you turned out normal!!
Blair: Oh it's great to see you!!!! (hugs jo)
Jo: I miss fighting with you!!! (hugs back)
Mrs. G: (turns to John) oh the guys are in the kitchen John
John: Oh ok... (leaves towards kitchen)
Mrs. G: (sits next to the girls) So Blair waht have you been up to?
Blair: Oh I've taken over my father's company and buisy with the kids!!
Jo: surprise surprise!! (sarcastic)
Blair: Surprise about waht?
Jo: You taking over you dad's company!!
Blair: Oh that!!! yea!! it's great!!! (smiles)
Jo: where do you live now?
Blair: Oh we're in Manhattan!!
Jo: us too!!
Blair: well i have to be there for my father's company and everything!! (smiles)
Jo: Oh of course!! (kinda plays along)
Tootie and Jake: (just barge in)
Tootie: You better not tell me I need to ring the door bell!!!
Mrs. G: Tootie!!! (runs to her and hugs her)
Tootie: Hey Mrs. Garrett!!! (hugs mrs. g) I haven't heard tootie forever!! only from my family!!
Mrs. G: Well i havent heard mrs. garrett forever either!!!
Tootie: Oh yea that's right your a mrs. gaines now!!! (smiles and laughs)
Blair and Jo: (run to tootie and hug her) Tootie!!!!
Tootie: hey guys!!! (hugs them) Now this really feels like old times!!! Seeing all of you here!!! And mrs. g you look soo great!!!
Mrs. G: Thanks!! (smiles)
Tootie: Oh!! I'd like you all to meet my husband Jake!! (introduces)
Mrs. G: (shakes hand) Hi jake!! Nice to meet you!!
Jake: I've heard soo much about you all!!! Tootie couldnt stop talking about you all on the way up here!!
Blair: Well i've heard a lot about you too!! (lies)
Mrs. G: it's snowing like crazy!!!
Tootie: I know!! i got snow all over me!!! (shakes it off)
Jo: They guys are in the kitchen...
Jake: Oh ok!! (walks into kitchen)
Tootie: Jo!!! I've heard sooo much about you designing houses for celebrities!!
Jo: well...... (smiles and proud)
Tootie: And Blair!!! Wow!!! Blair, blair, blair!! Taken over her fathers company!!!
Blair: Yup!! What about you Dorothy Big Producer!!!
Tootie: I have produced some films...
Jo: Some!!!
Tootie: ok a lot!! (laughs) tell me all about yourselves!! Husbands.. kids... grandkids!!
Jo: I'm not that old!!!
Mrs. G: thanks jo!!! (smiles)
Jo: well, I'm still married to Rick and we have 2 girls, Kelsey and Jenny who are 13, they're twins!!
Tootie: Oh where are they?
Jo: Upstairs... (points at stairs)
Tootie: I have to see them later!!! (smiles) And Blair???
Blair: I'm married to John and we have 3 kids, kevin whos 11, Kacey whos 9, and Joslynn whos 7...
Tootie: letme guess... upstairs!!! (joking)
Blair: yea... watching a concert of the latest... Nsync!!
Tootie: I remember how i was with jermaine jackson!!
Blair: They're not that bad!!!!!!!! (jokes)
Tootie: Ok so i was obsessed!!
Jo: Obsessed??
Tootie: Ok.... fanatic!!!!
Everyone: (laughs)
Tootie: where's Natalie?? She said she had a big surprise!!
Jo: She'll probably be here soon dont worry!!
Tootie: Well what about you mrs. g??
Mrs. G: well, I have 3 grandchildren!!! Katie whos 16, Josh hwos 14 and Alyssa is 9, shes upstairs and katie and josh should be here later!!
Tootie: See!!! Jo... Grandchildren!!! I was referring to Mrs. G!! (smiles)
Jo: ok!!! (smiles)
Mrs. G: Well me and Bruce have a house across town... and we're having a great life!!! (smiles)
Blair: We have to visit more often!! I just didnt know you were still living in peekskill...
Jo: yea!! We should visit more often!!
Kevin: (comes down the stairs) Mom!! kacey won't give me the gameboy!!
Blair: (sighs) Tell Kacey that i said you can have it cuz shes got the other girls to do stuff with!!
Kevin: Thanks mom!! I love you!! (runs back up the stairs)
blair: sure you love me!! Only becuase i'm on your side!! You'll hate me later for something!!!
Everyone: (laugh)
Blair: Being a mother isnt all what its cracked up to be!! Kevin is all hooked on this rap guy who swears every other word and talks about having, sex, doing drugs, and killing people!!! Who sings that crap to kids!?!?!? And then Kacey and Joslynn are hitting a bumb!! They will NOT stop fighting with eachother and Kacey is getting new friends who arent the best people she could be friends with... Kinda like jo!!! when she first came into our lives...
Jo: oh you mean normal people!!
Blair: no kids who have older brothers or sisters that are into the whole stealing and doing drugs thing... and you knwo waht they say... it runs in the family....
Jo: Oh Blair your too worried!!! I mean if you raise your kids well enough they'll know not to do stuff like that!!
Blair: Excuse me!! I remember natalie being an innocent person and then one guy spreads a rumor about her being easy and she changes personality wise and becomes not innocent!!! people change people whether you teach them its bad or good!!!
Jo: Well kelsey is avoiding me all the time... won't talk to me about shcool, friends, nothing anymore!! and then jenny... exactly like me!! It's terribly scarey!! And I can't get them to stop fighting!!! being twins and being like best friends for a long time is starting to break apart by new friends at school and they wont stop trying to break out in a fist fight!!
Blair: great!! Just what we need!! 2 other Jos running around in this house!! (jokes)
Jo: well, i remember what i was like and then i see waht she is like... they'll make some BIG mistakes and i hope that i can be like mrs. g to bail her outta them!! (smiles at mrs. g)
Mrs. G: you girls were raised well, you'll do just fine!!
Jo: we were raised by you!!
Mrs. G: (repeats) You were raised well, you'll do just fine!!
Blair: (laughs)
Tootie: (says to self) I can't wait!!
*Door Bell Rings*
Tootie: (runs to the door and opens it and all this snow blows in) Natalie?? I can't see a thing with all that snow!!
Nat: (walks in and is pregnant) yes it;s me tootie!!
Tootie: NATALIE!!!! (hugs her)
Nat: TOOTIE!!! (hugs back)
Tootie: Look at you!!! Pregnant!!! (hugs her again) its sooo great to see you!!!
Nat: I missed you too tootie!!!
Mrs. G: (gets up and walks to Nat) Natalie!!! (hugs her)
Nat: Hi Mrs. Garrett!! (hugs back)
Mrs. G: It's good to see you again!! (puts hand on nat's stomach) it's kicking!! (smiles)
Nat: Boy is it ever!!! (a little on edge)
Blair and jo: (walk to nat) Natalie!!! (hug her)
Nat: Blair!! Jo!! (hugs back)
Blair: when are you due?
Nat: (walks to couch and sits) Two weeks... and if this baby is in there one minute longer than that i'll start ripping my hair out!! (joking)
Everyone: (sits on couch or in the chairs)
Tootie: So what's new with you?? Where's Mike??
Nat: in New York... somewhere!! He's on the road for work... He shoudl be up here later though... god forbid this baby will pop out before he gets back!! knock on wood!! what about you guys?
Blair: Well my 3 kids are upstairs and John's in the kitchen...
Jo: My 2 kids are upstairs too and then Ricks with the guys...
Tootie: Jake too...
Nat: No kids tootie??
Tootie: Nope the doctor said to me a few years back that i probably won't be able to have any kids...
Mrs. G: Oh i'm sooo sorry tootie!! or shoudl i say dorothy??
Tootie: no... tootie's fine... but I got some good news!!
Blair: letme guess... you're going to adopt??
Tootie: no...
Jo: then what??
Tootie: I'm pregnant!!!
Mrs. G: Oh that's wonderful!! congradulations tootie!!!! (smiles and gives her a hug)
Tootie: I'm soo excited!! (smiles)
Nat: that is what i said at first!!! (jokes)
Mrs. G: Oh its sooo great to see you all grown up to be such succesful women with families of your own!! it's great to see you all again!!
Nat: Where's Beverly Ann??
Mrs. G: She'll be here later!! She had some where to be... but she wouldnt tell me... I'm almost afraid to ask!!
Blair: where's andy?
Mrs. G: In the kitchen...
Jo: Well let's change the location!! (shouts) HEY ANDY!!
Andy: (walks in a shouts) Hey Whaty?? (so it rhymes with andy)
Tootie: Andy!!! (runs to him and hugs him)
Andy: Tootie!! (picks her up and swings her around then sets her down)
Tootie: god i should have gone out iwth you when i had the chance!!! (smiles)
Andy: (smiles)
Blair: (gets up) Andy!! (hugs andy)
Andy: Blair!! (hugs back) (looks at nat waiting for her to give him a hug) Natalie??? Do i have cooties or soemthing??
Nat: No... sorry andy!! I can't get up!! (puts arms out) now get your butt over here and hug me!!!!
Andy; (runs to nat and hugs her) Natalie!! You got fat!!
Nat: Thanks for the email andy!!! (you know how the saying thanks for the telegram well its the year 2000 so its email now!!!)
Andy: Oh great to see you!!! (hugs her again then puts hand on her stomach) wow... that things kicking the hell out of you i bet!!
Nat: No!!! I'm perfectly fine!!! (sarcastic)
Andy: (turns to jo) JO!!!
Jo: Andy!!! (gives andy a hug)
Andy: How are you?
Jo: great!! and yourself?
Andy: perfect!!
Blair: Andy you got hot!!!
Andy: (kinda tosses hair) Eat your heart out!!!
Everyone: (laughs)
Blair: You haven't changed!!!!!
Andy: Well you love me and you know it!!!
Tootie: yes Andy we do!!
Andy: I knew it!! (smiles)
Kelsey and Jenny: (run down the stairs chasing eachother)
Kelsey: Jenny!! Don't you dare tell her or I'll kill you!!!
Jenny: With waht a gun??
Kelsey: Why no?? (chases jenny)
Jenny: And how are you going to explain that??
Kelsey: oh something like... My Annoying Sister Wore Out her Welcome!!!!
Jenny: (stops) Go ahead Kels!!! Punch me!!
Jo: (gets up and walks toward them to break them up)
Kelsey: Don't mind it i do!!! (brings fist back)
Jo: (grabs Kelsey's arm) Wow!!! Kelsey!!
Kelsey: Oh hi mom!!
Jo: What in the world are you doing??
Kelsey: Gonna punch Jenny!!
Blair: Now those are definatly Jo's kids!! (smiles)
Jo: Why??
Jenny: cuz she didnt want me to tell you that she got her period!!!
Kelsey: (tries to leap to get Jenny) Jenny you ass!!!!!!!
Jo: (catches kelsey) KELSEY!!! (scold her) I told you no swearing!!!
Jenny: Yea kels... no swearing!!! (mocks kelsey and makes faces at her)
Jo: jenny shut up!!! I'm sick of you girls fighting!!! (turns to kelsey) come on Kels... lets go up stairs and talk... (leads her up stairs)
Kelsey: we'll finish this later jenny!!
Jo: (looks at kelsey)
kelsey: Ok we wont!!
Jo: i told you to start getting along with eachother!!!
Jenny: can i help it if shes a loser and I'm popular!!! Can I help it if I'm the cool one!!
Kelsey: Can i help it if im the fasionable dresser!!!
Blair: (turns to mrs. g and the girls and says) Now I like her!!!
Jo: Come on kels!!! (goes up stairs)
Tootie: Hey Jenny!! I'm Dorothy... but you can call me tootie!!
Jenny: Well you obviously know hwo i am!!
Blair: why dont you sit with us!! (motions for her to sit with them)
Jenny: (sits next to Blair)
Tootie: You are soo like jo!!
Jenny: That's what mom says too... she says its like looking at herself in our personalities... we have our dad's physical features and our mom's personality....
Blair: but you girls have a good sense of fasion!! Jo wasn't into that stuff!!
Jenny: Well I dont think Kelsey does... but I hate her!!
Blair: Why?
Jenny: cuz she steals my cds... my make-up, my bras!!! come on!!! who woudnt hate soembody who steals your bras!!
Everyone: (laughs)
Jenny: finally got even with her by telling mom she got her period... (laughs)
nat: Thats hardly a reason to hate her...
Tootie: yea!! how would you like it if Kelsey did that to you?
Jenny: She did!!! That's why i did it to her... hahah!!
Tootie: God do i remember those days...
Nat: (Laughs) Ha!!! I remember when you first got yours you baracaded yourself in our room and woudlnt come out and then mrs. g went and talked to you...
mrs. G: And then you still woudlnt come out!!!
Tootie: What can i say?? I heard that if you sat around reading a book it'd go away!!
Jenny: You were gullable!! I didnt fall for any of that crap!!!
Alyssa: (comes down the stairs) hey jenny we're playing N64!!! wanna be on my team??
Jenny: you kidding me??? Heck yea!!! If we're playing mario kart im kicking all your butts back to New York!! (runs up the stairs)
-------hallway-----------
Jo and Kelsey: (sitting on the floor)
Jo: Kelsey now why didnt you tell me you got your period?? Jenny didnt have a problem telling me!! well... after you told me about it... but she still came to me without knowing that i knew already...
Kelsey: Well i didnt want you making a big deal like you did then Jen!! And I didnt know what to do so i told her first... BIg Mistake!!!!!
Jo: Hey! I understand you need your space... I've been there!
Kelsey: You were?
Mrs. G and Blair: (are around the corner listening and watching jo)
Jo: Yes!!!!! (thinks) And that woman mrs. garrett whos downstairs helped me through everything!! she was tehre for me and she didnt even understand me as well i understand you and jenny!!
Kelsey: (smiles)
Jo: Kels.... there is nothing that you can't tell me or ask me or talk to me about!! And dont be embarrassed or afraid to come to me!! I'm here!! To help!!!
Kelsey: Thanks mom!! (hugs jo)
Jo: Now where have i heard that line before?? (thinks)
Blair: I know... Mrs. garrett said it!!
Jo: (turns around) Well I mean... You taught me a lot and you helped me through a lot... and i wnat to be here for my girls like you were there for me!! (gets up and helps kelsey up) Now go by jenny and make sure she isnt beating anyone up!!
Kelsey: Thanks mom!! i love you!! (hugs jo then goes into girls old bedroom)
Blair: Awww... that was sweet!!! Seeing Jo normal brings tears to my eyes!! (sarcastic)
*Music Blasting from the room and it sounds like rap*
Mrs. G: whats that?
Blair: I dont know!! (opens door and walks into old bedroom)
Jo and Mrs. G: (follow Blair)
Kevin: Hi mom!!! (turns music off)
Blair: Hi!!! (sternly) How did you get those cds??
Kevin: well jenny gave them to me!!
Jenny: I did??? well it's no eminem!! not that sexist crap!!! it's just music!!
Jo: jenny.... i told you not to bring thos cds here!!
Blair: you mean you let your kids listen to that stuff??
Jo: Not Eminem or nelly but some of it...
Kelsey: Blair everyone listens to it!!
Alyssa and Kacey: Yea!!
Joslynn: I like it!!!
kevin: yea mom!! see i told you!!
Blair: whatever!! I dont care!! I dont like it!!!
Kevin: fine then cant she just play it??
Mrs. G: i dont like that stuff either kevin... so i'd appriciate it if you didnt!! I think its horrible that they swear so much in songs and talk abotu drugs
Alyssa: Grandma its not like im gonna go run out and do drugs come on!!
Kacey: Exactly!! we're only 9!!
Joslynn: what are you talking about??
Blair: Never mind joslynn!!
Mrs. g: Sorry Alyssa your dad might let you listen to that stuff but i dont want it in my house ok??
jenny: Fine!! (hands all her cds to jo)
Jo: (takes cds) listen to seomthign else liek nsync....
Kelsey: Great!! (hands nsync cd to jenny)
Jenny: ok!!!
Jo: not too loud though!!
Kevin: ok!!
Blair, Jo, and mrs. g: (leave)
Jenny and kelsey: (start playing nintendo)
Alyssa: My grandma is so dumb sometimes!! I mean i lover her but...
Kevin: Adults just dont understand us no more!! If i wanna do drugs i'll find a way!!!
Jenny: No crap!!
Kacey: I'm gonna turn the radio on maybe they're playing some good music!!
------Downstairs-------
Mrs. G, Blair, and Jo: (walk downstairs)
Nat: waht was that loud noise?
Jo: (sits on couch and sets cds on the table)
Blair: the kids... (sits on couch)
Mrs. G: (sits in chair)
Tootie: (picks up the cds and looks through them) Oh i love these guys!!
Blair: Tootie!!
Tootie: (pretends) Oh they're awful!!!!! (immediatley sets them down)
mrs. G: You too tootie!!
Tootie: it's just music... i mean no biggie!! its popular right now!!
Blair: are me and mrs. g the only ones against this?
Jo: I guess soo... I mean its not like it was when we were younger!!
Tootie: well lets forget about it... lets talk over old times!!
Jo: well i was just thinking about Danny...
Nat: Oh the latchey kid??
Jo: yea!!
Tootie: I felt sorry for him!!
Blair: waht about us?? One match lit... one stove turned on... and CABOOM!!!
Mrs. G: well we got out before the place went CABOOM!!!
Jo: Yea... after you swore at me and hit me!!!
Mrs. G: Jo.... I couldnt let you stay and be blown up into smitherines and you werent listening to me so i knew that you woudl knwo i mean business if i swore... My ex-husband sure did!!! but of course i had the actually frying pan in my hand!! (thinks)
Jo: well of course i knew you meant business you NEVER swear!!
Mrs. G: never say never!!
Jo: Exactly!! I never though that nat would actually sleep with Snake, but she did!!! (looks at nat)
Nat: Hey!! This ain't Snakes baby!! it's mike's!! Trust me!! if it were snake's i'd be long over due and ready to smack him!!! I have been on the edge for the last month!! i dont know how much longer I can stand this!!
Mrs. G: Oh natalie, after your baby is born and you see its little face!! 9smiles) It's all worth it!!
Nat: it better, cuz i didnt get pregnant just to go through 9 months of hell!!
Blair: it is worth it!! When kevin was born I was sooo happy I almost gave all the employees at work a raise... but i got to my senses before i did thank God!!
Jo: I never thought i could be happier than my wedding day but then when kelsey and jenny were born, everythign changed!!
Tootie: I can't wait!!
nat: tootie you dont know what lies ahead of you!!
Tootie: no!! I'm soo excited!! (puts hand on stomach and smiles)
mrs. G: It's great to be here with you girls when you all have you childresn (looks at nat and tootie) going to have your children!! Oh you girls!! And your girls!! and my girls!! (smiles)
Jo: Mrs. G are you going to get all mushy on us?
mrs. g: whats wrong with that?
Jo: Nothing, nothing!! (smiles)
*Door Bell Rings*
Tootie: who's that?
Mrs. G: well let's open it and find out!! (opens the door)
Katie: (walks in) Grandma!! (hugs mrs. g)
Mrs. g: Katie!! (hugs back) where's josh?
Katie: oh uh... Mom's having a "talk" (emphasizes talk) about his new friends
mrs. g: waht new friends?
Katie: well since he's been in high school he's been hanging out with the druggies and they gave him some extasee and mom found it....
Mrs. G: wahts extasee??
Jo: It's a drug...
Mrs. G: what's josh doing with drugs??
Katie: I dont know... i think he was just trying it...
Mrs. G: (kinda worried)
Katie: Grandma don't worry!! there are worse thigns he coudl be trying!! extasee is just like taking advil except it makes you kinda numb all over... its not that bad!!!
Mrs. G: Well that doenst make me feel better!!! anyways... I'd like you to me my girls (smiles) Jo, Blair, Natalie, and Tootie!!
Katie: (waves hand) Hi!
Tootie: I'm always last!!
Nat: well you're the youngest!!
Mrs. G: Come join us!! (sits down)
Katie: sure!! (takes coat off) It's really snowing out there!! must be like 1 foot at the least!! (sits on teh floor)
Jo: Oh really?? well, it i coudl pcik anybody to be snowed in with, it woudl have to be you guys!!
Rick, John, Jake, Andy, and Bruce: (walk in each with two mugs full of cocoa, one for them and one for their wife, but andy gives his extra one to nat)
Girls: (thanks the guys(
Guys: (sit next to their wife and andy sits on the floor next to katie)
Rick: so what were you girls talking about?
Tootie: well i told them about the baby!!
Jake: (puts arm around tootie) yea!! we're excited!!
rick: (has arm around jo) Well, i want another kid but Kelsey and Jenny are a handful already!!
Jo: (rolls eyes at rick's comment)
Girls: (laugh)
Andy: I can't wait until Heather and I start a family of our own!! (smiles)
Tootie: who's heather??
Andy: My fiancee!!!
Blair: Congradulations Andy!!
John: yea!! Way to go!! (gives andy a high five)
Jo: Oh so you spend a few hours in the kitcehn and now your best buds?
Andy: You got it jo!!
Blair: Men!!
Rick: Hey we don't need like 2 months to get to know someone!! You say hi and if you get a response its all good!!
Jake: exactly!!
Nat: that's nuts!!
andy: (gets up) I need some more cocoa!! (walks into kitchen)
Jo: what I really want to know is how was africa?!?!
mrs. G: It was just like old times there!! (smiles at bruce)
bruce: (holding mrs. g's hand) It was a great experience and it made me feel soo young!!
Katie: grandpa you are young!! (smiles)
Bruce: thanks sweetie!!
Andy: (kinda walks in fast) Ok guys dont worry but, we've got snow up to here!! (puts hand out waste high)
Tootie: waht?? (worried)
Jake: Dont worry honey!! I'll keep you warm!!
Jo: we already know that jake!! (smiles)
Everyone: (laughs)
nat: oww...!!! (shouts)
Andy: Oh dont worry Natalie it'll be ok!!
Nat: No!! No!!
mrs. g: What is it Natalie?? (concerned)
Natalie: I think I'm in labor!!
everyone: (worried)
-----------Later in Living Rom--------------
Girls and mrs. g: (have nat laying on the sofa and are aroudn her)
Guys: (standing by the stairs by the piano)
Nat: (breathing hard)
Andy: (walks in from outside and snow blows in) Natalie i've got good news and bad news waht do you want first??
Nat: Andy do i look like i give a crap!?!?!!?
Andy: Ok! Ok! bad news is we cant get you to a hospital!!
Nat: waht!!!!
Mrs. G: Andy!! Do something!! You're the doctor!!!
Andy: thanks mrs. garrett!! spoil the good news!! (takes coat off) Don't worry Nat I may not be the kinda doctor that delivers babys but i did this once before!! (unsure) I think...
Nat: i dont care just get your ass over here and get this baby out of me!!!
Andy: well how far are the contractins?
Blair: about 10 minutes apart...
Andy: ok...
Jo: Andy like hell you know what you are doing!! This is Natalie not a dummie at med school!!
Andy: Jo!!! Trust me!!
kevin: (comes down the stairs0 Mom!! Joslynn took my gameboy again!!
Blair: kevin stay up stairs!! (frustrated and helping nat)
John: I'll handle this!! (kinda nervous about the whoel child birth thing and leaves)
jake: I'll come iwth you!!! (anxious to get out of there and leaves)
Rick: Me too!! (leaves)
Bruce: Wait for me!! (leaves)
Jo: men!! Can't handle life!!
Nat; I dont think i can either!!
mrs. g; yes Natalie you can!! (hold her hand)
Nat: Why did I wait so long to ahve a baby? I should have did this when i was younger!! ow!!
Jo: (takes Nat's hand)
Nat: (squeezes jos hand really hard)
Jo: Nat!! Nat!! Too hard!! Let go!!!
Nat: Jo shut up and take it like a woman!! (eases up a little more)
Jo: (lets go of nat) oww... (shakes hand to get the feeling back into it)
Mrs. G: I'll go get some ice!! (runs out)
Andy: Ok, she can't push until the contractions are closer and we don't have any pain medicine soo...
nat: ow!! ANDY!!!
Andy; Did you take child birth classes??
nat: yes!!
Andy: well breath how they taught you!!
Nat: (breaths) oww...!!
Blair: Come on nat!! (holds hand)
Tootie: Natalie you can make it!!
Nat: (contraction over) That's better!!
Blair: They're getting closer!!
nat: This thing is trying to comw out!! Now!!
Andy: No nat!!! Not yet!! dont' push!!
Mrs. G: (runs in with ice and hands them to now) How is Natalie doing?
nat: Oh just great!! You know i got this baby stuck in me and im just fine!!! (sarcastic)
Mrs. G: Hang in there!! Your doing fine!!
-----------Later in Living Room---------------
Nat: (screaming)
Blair and Tootie: (holding nat's hands)
jo: come on Nat!!
Andy: Ok Nat, push now!!
Nat: (pushes) oww!!
Mrs. G: Common Natalie!! (sitting there with a blanket ready for the baby)
Jo: Yea Nat!! (holding nat so she's sitting up a little)
Tootie: Come on Natalie!! I'm here for you and you'll be there for me!!
Andy: Keep pushing!!
Nat: i can't!!
Andy: natalie listen!! you can do it!!!
Nat: (pushes)
*baby come out and cries*
Andy: great job Natalie!! (hands baby to mrs. g) You did beautifly!!
Blair and tootie: (help natalie relax kinda)
nat: (smiling) what is it? boy or girl? boy or girl??
Mrs. G: Its a boy!! A beautiful, healthy boy!!
Nat: (smiles and relaxes) thanks Andy!!
Andy: No problem!!
Tootie: What are you doing to name him??
Nat: Andrew neil!! Andrew after Andy for him helping deliever my son!!
mrs. g: (hands andrew to natalie) here you go Natalie! Your son... Andrew!!
Girls: (awww at the baby)
Nat: (takes baby and smiles at hime) Hi Andrew!! I dont care if you hurt!! you are the most beautiful baby i've seen!!
Mrs. G: told you it would all be worht it!!
Tootie: This makes me soo excited!!
blair: He looks just like kevin did!!
Jo: And he'll probably look like him!!
Blair: wahts so bad about that?
Nat: nothing Blair!! (smiles) I just wish Mike coudl be here!!
Mrs. G: well you said he'd be here later tonight he'll be here!!
Nat; In the snow??
Mike: (runs in the door) Natalie?!?!?! (panicked) Nat!?!?
Nat: Honey!! I'm right here!!
Mike: Oh Natalie I called to say i was going to be late and edna said that you were in labor and couldnt get to the hospital so i rushed right over!! (kisses nat) How are you??
nat: I'm fine!! Daddy... meet your son!! Andrew Neil!! (hands andrew to mike)
Mike: Oh... he's beautiful!! (kisses him) Just like you!! (kissed nat)
Nat: How did you get here through the snow?
Mike: I drove to the nearest street i coudl and walked the rest of the way!! I'm sorry!!
Nat: No!! No!! It's ok!! Andy delivered Andrew!! (smiles at andy)
Andy: (smiles abck)
Nat: and mres. g, jo, blair, and tootie were here!! (smiles and them)
Mrs. G, Jo, Blair, and Tootie: (smile back)
Nat: you're here now!!
Mike: (titls baby to show the everyone and smiles)
----------Later that night in Living Room-------------
Mrs. G, Jo, Blair, nat and baby, and Tootie: (sitting in living room)
nat; This turned out to be a great reunion!! (goes to give baby to mrs. g)
Mrs. G: I'm glad we were here to help you give birth to andrew! (takes baby) It's one thing that you remember for your entire life!!! (thinks about it then realizes) hey where's beverly ann?? She was supposed to be back!!
Jo: Well, its still snowing out... maybe she got caught in teh snow!!
bev: (runs in the door) I'm Sooooo sorry!!!! I got caught in the snow i was sitting in my car forever and then they finally plowed the streets (takes coat off and then turns around) Oh hi girls!!!
Jo, Tootie, Blair, and Nat: (all looking at mrs g who has the baby)
Bev: did i miss something??
Mrs. G: Beverly ann!!! Natalie just had her baby!!
Bev: Oh natalie this isnt a good spot to have a baby!! you shoudl really have your baby at the hospital!!
Nat: Well i would have if we hadnt been snowed in!!!
bev: oh!!! i see!!! (goes to sit next to nat) wait a second!!! you were pregnant!!!
Nat: yea!! (hugs bev) nice to see you beverly ann!!
Bev: Nice to see you too nat!! but who helped you have your baby??
tootie: (gets up and hugs bev) Hi beverly!!
bev: Hi!!
Blair: (hugs bev) hi beverly!!
bev: hi!!
jo: (just waves hand) hey bev!!!
bev: Hey jo!! (waves hand) who delivered nats baby?
nat: Andy!!
bev: wow!!! i knew he was a good doctor!!
mrs. g: beverly wanna hold andrew?? (gets up and hands baby to bev)
bev: sure!! (holds baby) Natalie he's beautiful!! I should teach him how to play the piano!!
Nat: Wait till he's older ok!!
Bev: (sighs) i guess!!! (gives baby back to natalie) oh.. i gotta take a picture to remember this!!
Mrs. G: beverly ann!! you have to take pictures of everything!!!
bev: Soo!!! it's a kodac moment!!
Mrs. G: Ok!!
bev: (gets up and gets camera)
Jo: Hey nat can i hold him?
Nat: sure!! (give baby to jo)
Jo: Oh he's beautiful!!
Blair: yea!! Just like kevin... andrew's gonna break a lot of hearts!!
Bev: Ok I'm ready!!
Jo and Blair: (sit on both sides on nat)
Tootie: (sits on teh floor)
Mrs. G: (stands behind girls and puts arms aroudn girls)
Bev: Ok say happy 2000!!!
Everyone: Happy 2000!!
Bev: (takes a picture)
---------The End-----------
Cast
Mrs. Edna Garrett/Gaines.................Charlotte Rae
Blair Warner/Hallowell......................Lisa Whelchel
Jo Polniazcek/Bonner.......................Nancy McKeon
Natalie Green/Silver..........................Mindy Cohn
Dorothy (Tootie) Ramsey/Bates.........Kim Fields
Beverly Ann Stickle..........................Cloris Leachman
Andy Moffett.....................................Mckenzie Astin
Bruce Gains.....................................(dont remember)
Alex (mrs. g's son)............................(dont remember)
Alyssa (mrs. g's granddaughter).........???????
Katie (mrs. g's granddaughter)............???????
Mike Silver (nat's husband).................???????
Andrew Silver (nat's son)....................???????
Rick Bonner (jo's husband).................(dont remember)
Kelsey Bonner (jo's daughter).............Ashley Olsen
Jenny Bonner (jo's daughter)..............Mary-Kate Olsen
John Hallowell (blair's husband)..........???????
Kevin Hallowell (blair's son)................???????
Kacey Hallowell (blair's daughter).......Mackenzie ???? (ruthie from 7th heaven)
Joslynn Hallowell (blair's daughter).....???????
Jake Bates (tootie's husband)............???????
Heather Joyce (Andy's fiancee)..........???????
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jo: mrs. g gone on ahead I KNOW i can fix the problem
MRs. G: jo only twice in my life have i spoke in an arbitrary manner, once when my ex husband morgaged our home to pay the bookee, and now, GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE OR I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY FRYING PAN!!!
Tootie: (laughing at nat for her hat)waht should i have said?
jo: (gets up and laughs)
blair: nice hat!! (laughs)
Nat: waths wrong with it? (takes it off and looks at it) Oh good good!!! I'm loosing a bolt im working half wattage!!
blair: now jo i know we usually dont agree but that was a scuzy thing for your mother to do!
tootie: wahts so scuzy about it!?!? dont you read the national enquirer, some of the best peopel are Shacking up!!
mrs. g: TOOTIE!!! im surrounded by x-rated kids!!!