The Ozzie and Harriet Wrong Answer Game

[OH Nuts!]

Here's a neat game I've seen on other boards (All In The Family, Happy Days). Someone makes up a question about the sitcom or the characters on it, and the next post purposely answers incorrectly, and tries to make up a funny answer. The post then makes up the next question.

Thanks for turning me on to this game Mikado!

Here are some examples:

What was the Nelson's address?

1311 Mockingbird Lane. They lived right next door to the Munsters. Lilly was coming over all the time to borrow Ozzie's wrench so she could keep Herman limber.

What card game did the Nelsons and Randolphs like to play?

"Go Fish." The lowest score had to take the other 3 out for a fish dinner.


Here's the first real question:

What flavor of ice cream did Ozzie and Darby drive all over town looking for?

[Mikado]

Mediteranian Spider with meatballs

What did Rick often do at the end of the show, with his band?

[OH Nuts!]

Make funny noises with his armpits.

What friend of Rick and Daves was always mooching things off of others?

[Mikado]

:lol: good one!

Elenor Roosevelt

What dangerous thing did Ozzie ride, in the movie: "Here come the Nelsons"?

[OH Nuts!]

Ricky's scooter

What was the name of Wally's girlfriend?

[Mikado]

Marilyn Monroe....not the real one, but a cardboard cut-out, that he carried everywhere he went. :lol:

In his later years, David was known for performing what act, in circuses?

[OH Nuts!]

Dressing up as a clown, always making sure to spray Wally with a seltzer bottle.

What was Doc Williams real occupation?

[Janine the Dream]

He was a Verizon Fios Technician.

What part did Ozzie play in the Christmas show in the Busy Christmas Episode?

[Mikado]

Stumpy the Xmas Elephant

How did Ozzie and Harriet meet?

[Janine the Dream]

They met at Rutgers University in NJ. Ozzie taught public speaking and Harriet ran the campus malt shop.

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In what NJ town were Ozzie and Harriet married in?

[Mikado]

DunkinDonuts New Jersey

How many years did this show run on ABC?

[Janine the Dream]

The show was a colossal flop and lasted less than one season.
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What did Darby do for a living?

[Mikado]

He secretly "kept Harriet happy" , if you know what i mean

Ozzie was a bandleader, Harriet a singer, Ricky played rock n roll.....whatwas Davids musical talent?

[OH Nuts!]

He was a well renowned, and highly respected, kazoo player.

What subject does Professor Paterson teach?

[Mikado]

Bad acting 101

Who played Rickys wife "Kris" on the show?

[OH Nuts!]

Charro

In the ep The Trip Trap, June starts serving pineapple juice and wearing leis because she wants David to take her to.............

[Janine the Dream]

WallyWorld.

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The best selling record of Rick's career was?

[OH Nuts!]

I'm not totally sure since it may have been close between the two, but it was either "Poor Little School" or "Traveling Van"

During one Christmas episode a piano in very good condition is donated to the fraternity. Who were the donors?

[Janine the Dream]

I'm not totally sure since it may have been close between the two, but it was either "Poor Little School" or "Traveling Van"

During one Christmas episode a piano in very good condition is donated to the fraternity. Who were the donors?
The donors were Pete and Gladys.
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The name of the law firm where David worked was ?

[Mikado]

Rabinuitz Rabinuitz Rabinuitz & Nelson

Who did David's wife June play on the show?

[Janine the Dream]

Rabinuitz Rabinuitz Rabinuitz & Nelson

Who did David's wife June play on the show?
June played the part of Thorny's first cousin, Chester.
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What type of pie did Harriet usually bake for Thanksgiving?

[OH Nuts!]

A special pie made of stewed tomatoes, clams, chestnuts, and chocolate morsels. It was an old family recipe of grandma Hilliard.

In a later episode, near the end of the series, Wally asks Dave to defend him against a ticket for running a red light. Wally claims he couldn't see the red light because it was blocked by a large.......................

[Janine the Dream]

A special pie made of stewed tomatoes, clams, chestnuts, and chocolate morsels. It was an old family recipe of grandma Hilliard.

In a later episode, near the end of the series, Wally asks Dave to defend him against a ticket for running a red light. Wally claims he couldn't see the red light because it was blocked by a large.......................
chocolate malted milk that stood six feet high and weighed 290 pounds!
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Doc Williams once treated Ozzie for .....................

[OH Nuts!]

cunnel tarpel syndrome, which Ozzie got from overplaying his ukelelee and banjo.

Who is Mrs. Peabody, and why does she knock on Ozzie and Harriet's door?

[Mikado]

Shes the woman Ozzie had an affair with, and now she wants a shot at Harriet

What was Rickys biggest selling record?

[OH Nuts!]

"Poor Little School" and it was co-wrote by Carole King and Dolly Parton.

He sings he used to play around in parks, but then grew enamoured of a poor little school. The next day the school went away--torn down so a Chucky Cheese could be built. He sings how devastated he was, because he was going to play hearts with someone there that day.

Who are Miss Fickle Finger and Fifi LaRue?

[Mikado]

Harriets sisters

How did David get roped into doing a Circus trapeze act?

[OH Nuts!]

(Good one!!)

Ginger, inadvertantly mistaking him for Wally, lassooed him and took him there.

What is David reluctant to give to Papa Mancini?

[Mikado]

His heart

What was the name of Ozzie's "Big Band"?

[Janine the Dream]

The Thorndikes.

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Harriet's maiden name was?

[Mikado]

Nelson, they were first cousins

Name the only movie the Nelson family did, featuring competing Ozzie in a rodeo (1952 )

[OH Nuts!]

There Go The Nelsons To Rio Bravo

In an episode from the 14th season, who pretends to be Joe Randolph so Clara can impress a visiting friend?

[Mikado]

Harriet in a beard and glasses

which of these was the biggest hit for Rick? Poor little Tool or My shorts have got a hole in it?

[Obob41]

My Shorts Have Got A Hole In It, which was later topped by Harriet's first rap effort, "Hoody Hoody" (hoody hoody for you, hoody hoody for me, i'll bust a cap on you, you &^%$*@ youuuuuu...

Why were Ozzie and Thorny stuck on the roof in "The Ladder" (I think that was the title)?

[Mikado]

^^^ :lol: ^^^

They were up there trying to catch pidgeons

Where did the gang hang out after school?

[Obob41]

At the law office; they all wanted to watch Miss Edwards take dictation (I'd like to have been there myself, Miss Edwards is a babe!)...

What prize did Harriet win for having high score at the Bowling Alley?

[OH Nuts!]

A bottle of champagne.

In the episode "Wally The Writer" what kind of book do the fraternity brothers think he's writing?

[Janine the Dream]

Wally wrote the book " Making Out at the Malt Shop"
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Doc Williams loved what kind of music?

[OH Nuts!]

Heavy Metal

In the Pancake Mix, who comes to vist Ricky?

[Obob41]

The Tigers, bearing a jar of pennies...

What was it that made Emmy Lou squeal?

[Janine the Dream]

The Tigers, bearing a jar of pennies...

What was it that made Emmy Lou squeal?
A picture of Ozzie dressed as Clara Randolph.
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Who did Wally's girlfriend Ginger secretly love on the show?

[Mikado]

Wallys pet sheepdog Bowser

Why was the show cancelled after 15 years, in 1966?

[Obob41]

Wallys pet sheepdog Bowser

Why was the show cancelled after 15 years, in 1966?

Well, it's vauge, but I believe it was something involving banning Wally from the General Service Studios Commissary. No food=No Wally. No Wally...well, if there's no Wally, there's just no reason for Kris and June to even get outta bed in the morning...

What belonging to Thorny did Ozzie lock up in the safe?

[Janine the Dream]

Well, it's vauge, but I believe it was something involving banning Wally from the General Service Studios Commissary. No food=No Wally. No Wally...well, if there's no Wally, there's just no reason for Kris and June to even get outta bed in the morning...

What belonging to Thorny did Ozzie lock up in the safe?
His picture of June Cleaver.
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Thorny faked losing weight because he.........

[OH Nuts!]

There was no way he was going to give up those Krispy Kremes.


In the last episode of the series, The Game Room, what game plays a central theme within the episode?

[Janine the Dream]

There was no way he was going to give up those Krispy Kremes.


In the last episode of the series, The Game Room, what game plays a central theme within the episode?
Minnesota Fats, who teaches Harriet how to chalk up a cue stick.
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Harriet made a home cooked breakfast everyday which cause Ozzie's cholesterol to....................

[Mikado]

Spew out of his ears like a fountain

Where did Ginger meet Wally?

[Obob41]

At the library; he was reading The Peloponesian(sp) Wars...

When Ozzie became a volunteer fireman, what was his big rescue?

[OH Nuts!]

A mother cat about to give birth.

In the episode The Magic of Threes, what is Ozzie afraid of doing?

[Janine the Dream]

A mother cat about to give birth.

In the episode The Magic of Threes, what is Ozzie afraid of doing?
borrowing Harriet's lip gloss.
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The Malt Shop was closed down for what violation?

[OH Nuts!]

It appeared that a large bear had broken into the kitchen and refrigerator. Later in the episode, it was discovered that the perpetrator was actually Wally--he had been sleepwalking at night because of a diet Ginger put him on.

In an episode, Harriet has a secret admirer who keeps sending her a rose a day. Who does the secret admirer turn out to be?

[Obob41]

George Baxter.

What was the objective of the Father Son Tournament?

[OH Nuts!]

To see which father-son team could win the potato sack race at a picnic.

In Ozzie's Night Out, an episode from Season Two, what does Harriet have great difficulty doing?

[Janine the Dream]

To see which father-son team could win the potato sack race at a picnic.

In Ozzie's Night Out, an episode from Season Two, what does Harriet have great difficulty doing?
Fitting into her new designer jeans.
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Ozzie could not rake the leaves one day because he had no.................

[Obob41]

...ble intentions about buying Harriet some flowers.

Who was Cranston Poole and what kind of car did he probably drive?

[Janine the Dream]

...ble intentions about buying Harriet some flowers.

Who was Cranston Poole and what kind of car did he probably drive?
He owned the Emporium and invented 6 minute ABS.
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Dave overcame his acne problem by using what daily?

[OH Nuts!]

Guacamole mixed with Harriet's cream

In The Road Race, a jalopy competes against a hot rod. What happens at the end of the race?

[Mikado]

Harriet runs off with the winner

Ricky loved Rock & Roll, what did David prefer?

[Obob41]

Comb and tissue paper...music to groom and wipe by

In "Everyone Gets Cameras, what does Ricky photograph Ozzie doing?

[OH Nuts!]

The Lindy and The Jitterbug

In The Sheik of Araby, who dressed up as the Sheik and his wife Samira?

[Janine the Dream]

The Lindy and The Jitterbug

In The Sheik of Araby, who dressed up as the Sheik and his wife Samira?
Darby and Doc Williams.
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Ozzie's beef stew was taken away from him because.........................

[OH Nuts!]

He told Harriet he'd rather have franks and beans.

Wally's boss hits the roof when Wally, the quintessential lazy worker, asks for a raise his second day on the job. Who was his boss?

[Janine the Dream]

He told Harriet he'd rather have franks and beans.

Wally's boss hits the roof when Wally, the quintessential lazy worker, asks for a raise his second day on the job. Who was his boss?
Frank Sutton, of Gomer Pyle fame.
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Wally's physical condition was on display when he........................

[Obob41]

got a job at the Emporium one Xmas season; it wasn't pretty.

Why did the police get involved when Ozzie wanted Tutti Frutti?

[Janine the Dream]

got a job at the Emporium one Xmas season; it wasn't pretty.

Why did the police get involved when Ozzie wanted Tutti Frutti?
Because Ozzie ran three red lights and hit Darby while backing out of the garage.
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Thorny's wife was rarely seen because Thorny kept her in the.................

[Mikado]

Downstairs freezer

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet was based on what popular radio show?

[Janine the Dream]

Downstairs freezer

The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet was based on what popular radio show?
Flipper McGee and Martha.
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What was Ozzie's position on the Rutgers Football Team.

[Mikado]

Second-string jock-strap washer

What college did Ozzie attend?

[Janine the Dream]

Second-string jock-strap washer

What college did Ozzie attend?
Bergen Community College in Paramus, NJ

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Harriet changed her hairstyle as often as Clara took a ....................

[Obob41]

Nuclear Physics course...and passed it!

What was the opening theme song of "The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet?"

[Mikado]

Cop Killer

In what year did the show first jump from the radio to TV?

[Rickfan]

MCMLII

In the episode "Day In Bed", why did Ozzie want to stay in bed all day?

[Obob41]

He wanted to scratch "The Seven Year Itch". You see, Harriet had taken the boys to Maine for the summer; it was hot and sponor Aunt Jermima pancakes icon Aunt Jermima was living upstairs for the season. She got the room rent free as part of the 10 year sponsorship deal that Ozzie had made with ABC. He also got a lifetime supply of syrup as part of the deal, though that part of the contract negotiations turned out to be rather sticky, as Ozzie was holding out for pure tutti frutti...

What kind of hair treatment did Thorny use?

[Rickfan]

He borrowed Ricky's "Brylcreem"

What did Ozzie want to do with the "boys" room in the final episode?

[Janine the Dream]

He borrowed Ricky's "Brylcreem"

What did Ozzie want to do with the "boys" room in the final episode?
He wanted to make it into a computer room and start an EBAY business.
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Joe Randolph preferred fishing to.............................

[OH Nuts!]

eating a prime rib dinner in an expensive restaurrant

In The Equestrians, what's the name of Ricky's horse?

[Janine the Dream]

eating a prime rib dinner in an expensive restaurrant

In The Equestrians, what's the name of Ricky's horse?
Mary Lou
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Kris Harmon are June Blair were the real life wives of ................

[OH Nuts!]

Skip Young and Parley Baer

When Ozzie and Harriet go on a cruise together, who are the guest singers on the ship?

[Obob41]

Charro and The New Americans...

Why did Dave and June need A New Lamp?

[Janine the Dream]

Charro and New Americans...

Why did Dave and June need A New Lamp?
Because Ozzie fixed the old one.
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How much was Dave's car payment?

[Mikado]

$55 a month, plus he had to kiss the dealer on the lips, while making the payment

What was the name of the big hit song, by Fats Domino, that Ricky later covered?

[Janine the Dream]

The Listerine Kid.
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Harriet always felt responsible for Ozzie's high cholesterol because she would feed him breakfasts high in ..........................

[Rickfan]

Frosted mini wheats high in Trans Fats and coffee with sugar substitute.

In the episode "Band Pavillion" who eventually showed up to perform and save the day?

[Janine the Dream]

Frosted mini wheats high in Trans Fats and coffee with sugar substitute.

In the episode "Band Pavillion" who eventually showed up to perform and save the day?
Wally's girlfriend Ginger who sang 15 consecutive songs about Wally.
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Wally Cox appeared on O&H as a ..................

[Rickfan]

Deranged fan at an "Oz Fest".

In the episode "The Trophy" what was Ozzie's decathlon trophy for?

[Mikado]

Most flop sweat from a single runner :lol:

What did Ozzie do for a living after the TV show was cancelled in 1966?

[Janine the Dream]

He managed Richard Nixon's 1968 campaign.
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Harriet was married once before Ozzie but Ozzie had that marriage.....

[Obob41]

written into both a radio and a TV script...

Who plays Harriet's first husband on that episode?

[OH Nuts!]

A young, and very dapper, Paul Lynde

In "Fathers Night at the Fraternity", the fraternity is trying to raise money to....

[Janine the Dream]

A young, and very dapper, Paul Lynde

In "Fathers Night at the Fraternity", the fraternity is trying to raise money to....
pay for Joe Randolph's lyposuction.

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As a new bride, June's cooking skills could be compared to...............

[OH Nuts!]

those of other fine cooks and gourmands such as Lisa on Green Acres or Debra on Everybody Loves Raymond.

In the ep Kappa Sigma Party, where do the Kappa Sigs end up holding their party?

[Obob41]

At the college science lab; Wally upsets the applecart when he mistakenly drinks Professor Kelp's mysterious formula, thinking it was a chocolate soda(from TV Guide, week of April 7-14, 1956).

June Blair made a famous appearance in what magazine?

[Janine the Dream]

At the college science lab; Wally upsets the applecart when he mistakenly drinks Professor Kelp's mysterious formula, thinking it was a chocolate soda(from TV Guide, week of April 7-14, 1956).

June Blair made a famous appearance in what magazine?
Field and Stream.
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Wally appeared in what famous Ozzie and Harriet outtake?

[OH Nuts!]

Outtakes featuring bloopers from the Desilu Commissary.

In an episode, Rick impresses a date by telling her he can read.........

[Janine the Dream]

Outtakes featuring bloopers from the Desilu Commissary.

In an episode, Rick impresses a date by telling her he can read.........
David's diary in the dark from thirty feet away.
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Ozzie's band was disbanded because of .............................

[OH Nuts!]

Harriet injuring her hand; she could no longer play the xylophone.

In th ep Making Wally Study, who keeps Ginger occupied so Wally can focus on his studying?

[Janine the Dream]

Harriet injuring her hand; she could no longer play the xylophone.

In th ep Making Wally Study, who keeps Ginger occupied so Wally can focus on his studying?
Doc Williams. He does a cholesterol workup on Ginger as well as a digital rectal exam.
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Wally's typing ability can best be described as....................

[OH Nuts!]

in direct proportion to the amount of food he consumes!

In David's Car Payment, why is David really trying to borrow money from everyone?

[Janine the Dream]

in direct proportion to the amount of food he consumes!

In David's Car Payment, why is David really trying to borrow money from everyone?
To replace a royalty check he stole from Ricky.
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Off the set, Harriet would usually enjoy a glass of .....................

[Obob41]

fresh squeezed, pure, 100% Florida orange juice.

In "The Swimming Pool", how do the Nelson's get back at Thorny?

[Janine the Dream]

fresh squeezed, pure, 100% Florida orange juice.

In "The Swimming Pool", how do the Nelson's get back at Thorny?
By shrinking his bathing suit.
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Off the set, Ozzie's favorite dessert was.....................

[OH Nuts!]

D-Zerta

During the first season of O&H, who, from Leave It To Beaver, comes a callin' on the Nelson's step?

(Hint: the actual correct answer is an animal associated with dam building!)

[Janine the Dream]

D-Zerta

During the first season of O&H, who, from Leave It To Beaver, comes a callin' on the Nelson's step?

(Hint: the actual correct answer is an animal associated with dam building!)
Larry Mondello wearing a dress he stole from Harriet.
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The Malt Shop was once closed for what health code violation?

[OH Nuts!]

Ginger dunking Wally in a big vat of chocolate syrup. She was really mad that time!


In "David's Almost In Laws" who takes a disliking to Ozzie?

[Obob41]

Joe Randolph, but luckily for Oz, he got over it pretty quick. Otherwise it was gonna be "Plan 9 From Outer Space" all over again!

In the Hole In One episode, what did Wally do that irked David, as much as David ever got "irked"?

[OH Nuts!]

When David wasn't looking, Wally stole his dessert.

In the ep "The Nelsons Decide To Move", what does Ozzie have a nightmare about?

[Mikado]

He realises that "Ozzie Nelson" is a character on a TV show, and doesnt really exist!!!!

Did Ozzie actually exist in the "real" world?

[OH Nuts!]

In the spirit of the game, Ozzie's occupation on the TV show was advertising executive for McMann & Tate, a position he held until he moved to Hillsdale. His succesor in the job was Darrin Stevens, whom Ozzie trained.

Ozzie, of course did exist in real life but his birth name was Alphonsus Amos Muzyad Yaqoob. Interestingly, he was Danny Thomas's twin brother. Danny was born Amos Alphonsus Muzyad Yaqoob, later changing to the stage name by which he is widely known today.


In "Rick The Drummer" what song does Rick sing?

[Janine the Dream]

In the spirit of the game, Ozzie's occupation on the TV show was advertising executive for McMann & Tate, a position he held until he moved to Hillsdale. His succesor in the job was Darrin Stevens, whom Ozzie trained.

Ozzie, of course did exist in real life but his birth name was Alphonsus Amos Muzyad Yaqoob. Interestingly, he was Danny Thomas's twin brother. Danny was born Amos Alphonsus Muzyad Yaqoob, later changing to the stage name by which he is widely known today.


In "Rick The Drummer" what song does Rick sing?
Great Balls of Fire.
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In the same episode what couple do the Nelsons go to the dance with?

[Obob41]

Sheriff Taylor and Skippy. Helen was mad again, as usual and Barney was watching Otis at the jail...

In the closed circuit TV episode, why did Harriet have to call Clara?

[Janine the Dream]

Sheriff Taylor and Skippy. Helen was mad again, as usual and Barney was watching Otis at the jail...

In the closed circuit TV episode, why did Harriet have to call Clara?
to see if Clara's hangover had passed.
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Clara once did voice overs for.......................

[Mikado]

Drummond's crazy cola, the only cola with the fresh taste of cheese and liver, yummmmmmm

Why did Ozzie buy tickets to the ballet?

[OH Nuts!]

Because he wanted to see Miss Edwards do a plie.

What is the occupation of "Ozzie's Double?"

[Obob41]

He's a pro wrestler, known as "Full Nelson".

At David's 17th birthday, what gift caused a squabble between Thorny and Oz?

[OH Nuts!]

A Hotpoint Deluxe Ice Cream Maker

In the episode "The Motorcycle", why does Ricky say he wants a motorcycle too?

[Obob41]

He said he was, like, born to be wild, man...

Just what is a Duenna?

[Mikado]

its the act of eating rice, using a tennis racket as a spoon

Who played Ricky and David Nelson on the show?

[OH Nuts!]

Two alien life forms, designed by Venuvian consultants and Rod Serling.

In "David and the Teenager", Betty, a young adolescent gets a crush on married Dave. Who does David try to fix Betty up with?

[Obob41]

An old friend of June's...

In The Bird's Nest, what bird's nest was Ozzie being so careful about?

[OH Nuts!]

Baltimore orieles seeking a respite from the frigid Northest cold by nesting in Hillsdale.

In The Duenna, David meets a beautiful black haired girl who seems to think he's cute too. The only problem is............

[Mikado]

if you dont know, watch "The Crying Game" :lol:

in 1952, what jobs did the boys take , in order to make extra Xmas money?

[Janine the Dream]

if you dont know, watch "The Crying Game" :lol:

in 1952, what jobs did the boys take , in order to make extra Xmas money?
David repaired ship to shore radios and Rick baked cookies with Clara Randolph.
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Ozzie would do almost anything to get out of .....................

[Obob41]

David repaired ship to shore radios and Rick baked cookies with Clara Randolph.
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Ozzie would do almost anything to get out of .....................

eating ice cream...if that's not a wrong answer, nothing is!

Why did Harriet and the boys create Ozzie's reading room?

[OH Nuts!]

Because they wanted to give him a quiet place to prepare for his Evelyn Wood speedreading course.

In the episode David Picks Up The Tab, what fancy restaurant does he take his parents to?

[Janine the Dream]

Because they wanted to give him a quiet place to prepare for his Evelyn Wood speedreading course.

In the episode David Picks Up The Tab, what fancy restaurant does he take his parents to?
The Honky Tonk Cafe.
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Ozzie fired Don DeFore because he..............................

[OH Nuts!]

He ate more servings of ice cream than Ozzie and Wally combined and it was driving up production costs. But it all worked out for the best, as Hazel made better sundaes than Ozzie!

In The Pajama Game, what two characters walk all through the downtown area in their pajamas?

[Janine the Dream]

He ate more servings of ice cream than Ozzie and Wally combined and it was driving up production costs. But it all worked out for the best, as Hazel made better sundaes than Ozzie!

In The Pajama Game, what two characters walk all through the downtown area in their pajamas?
Faye Dunaway and Lauren Bacall
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David once got a ticket outside the Men's club which turned out to be.......

[Obob41]

Free Admission to see FiFi LaFlame and her Ostrich...

In David Goofs Off, what device belonging to Miss Edwards embarrasses David when he encounters Mr. Kelly?

[Janine the Dream]

Free Admission to see FiFi LaFlame and her Ostrich...

In David Goofs Off, what device belonging to Miss Edwards embarrasses David when he encounters Mr. Kelly?
Her makeup mirror.
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June's talent as a secretary is similar to Ozzie's talent as a .................

[Mikado]

Squeegee kid

Who won the basketball game between the Thornberrys and Nelsons?

[Janine the Dream]

Squeegee kid

Who won the basketball game between the Thornberrys and Nelsons?
Both men were thrown out due to using foul language.
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What wardrope mishap happened on an episode with Wally and Rick?

[Mikado]

Wally accidentally ripped off Rick's shirt, revealing the white lace bra underneath

What was Wallys reaction to this?

[Janine the Dream]

Wally accidentally ripped off Rick's shirt, revealing the white lace bra underneath

What was Wallys reaction to this?
Wally turned red and jumped on the bed causing it to fall through the floor onto Ozzie's head.
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Ginger in real life was married to ...............................................

[OH Nuts!]

Lyle Talbot

In "The Girl In The Emporium", Wally and Rick try to impress a pretty salesgirl by..........

[Obob41]

By balancing themselves on the fat lady co-worker's shoulders...

Who is Butch and why is he "Top Gun"?

[OH Nuts!]

Because he was an Airforce bomber pilot in World War II.

What kind of dog is "The Big Dog"?

[Mikado]

A chihuahua

Did Wally and Ginger live hapilly ever after?

[OH Nuts!]

Actually they did. She was a wonderful cook. But Wally, even with his gargantuan appetite, never gained weight. It must have been all those times when, Ginger, p.o.'ed at one of Wally's indescretions, chased him all over the house with a frying pan screaming Don't you sweetie pie me, buster.

In the episode The Sheik of Araby, what group of people sing The Sheik of Araby?

[Janine the Dream]

Actually they did. She was a wonderful cook. But Wally, even with his gargantuan appetite, never gained weight. It most have been all those times when, Ginger, p.o.'ed at one of Wally's indescretions, chased him all over the house with a frying pan screaming Don't you sweetie pie me, buster.

In the episode The Sheik of Araby, what group of people sing The Sheik of Araby?
The Doc Williams String Quartet.
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When Rick's catchers mitt is missing on Christmas Day, Ozzie thinks it is .......

[OH Nuts!]

"stolen" by that crazy practical joker Will Thornberry.

In The Busy Christmas, what does Mrs. Brewster want Ozzie to do?

[Janine the Dream]

has been "stolen" by that crazy practical joker Will Thornberry.

In The Busy Christmas, what does Mrs. Brewster want Ozzie to do?

Take her out for Mince pie and coffee...............
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Mrs. Brewster wants Ozzie to sing bass but Ozzie is really a ...........

[Obob41]

...soprano. High soprano. Where'd you think Rick got that white lace bra, anyway?!

How did David finally solve the dispute involving "Two Small Boys And A Dog?"

[Janine the Dream]

...soprano. High soprano. Where'd you think Rick got that white lace bra, anyway?!

How did David finally solve the dispute involving "Two Small Boys And A Dog?"
He fed the dogs Harriet's pancakes and they were never seen again.
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Dave's cholesterol was high due to the large amount of ____________he drank.

[Obob41]

He fed the dogs Harriet's pancakes and they were never seen again.:lol:
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Dave's cholesterol was high due to the large amount of ____________he drank.

Captain Salty's Submarine Soda...

In The Bachelor, who repeated their wedding vows and why?

[OH Nuts!]

The Bartons

What finally ends up happening to "The Girl Across The Hall"?

[Mikado]

She becomes Rickys second wife after Kris jumps in front of a train after Ricky played that "damn Travelling man song", one time too many

Besides Kris and June, did any other relatives of the Nelsons play themselves on the show?

[Janine the Dream]

She becomes Rickys second wife after Kris jumps in front of a train after Ricky played that "damn Travelling man song", one time too many

Besides Kris and June, did any other relatives of the Nelsons play themselves on the show?
The part of lifetime convict Baby Face Nelson was played by Ozzie's cousin Alexander T. Nelson.
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David's courtroom manner was as professional as Ozzie's ...............

[OH Nuts!]

ice cream demeanor when entered into a banana split contest at Kresge's!

At the end of Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream, where do Ozzie and Darb finally find their beloved ice cream?

[Janine the Dream]

ice cream demeanor when entered into a banana split contest at Kresge's!

At the end of Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream, where do Ozzie and Darb finally find their beloved ice cream?
on Ebay for a great price!
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Harriet always favored Kris over June because............................

[Mikado]

She and Kris were both into S&M

What other food besides ice cream, was Ozzie particularly fond of?

[Janine the Dream]

She and Kris were both into S&M

What other food besides ice cream, was Ozzie particularly fond of?
Ozzie favored all kinds of desserts and loved mince pie.
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While Harriet favored Kris, Ozzie was partial to........................

[Obob41]

Ozzie favored all kinds of desserts and loved mince pie.
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While Harriet favored Kris, Ozzie was partial to........................

June; it was his favorite month...

When the Sea Captain comes to call, how do the Nelsons keep David landlocked?

[Janine the Dream]

June; it was his favorite month...

When the Sea Captain comes to call, how do the Nelsons keep David landlocked?
They sent all his trousers to Good Will.
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Wally was usually two months behind with his dorm rent because.......

[OH Nuts!]

He spent it all on malteds & past IOUs

What athletic feat does Ricky perform with the Mancinis?

[Mikado]

Running from the tax collectors

Was that the same Mancini family that included the Composer Henry?

[OH Nuts!]

No, they were distant cousins, eight times removed

In "David's Car Payment", who does David encounter who has had a bad golf game?

[Janine the Dream]

No, they were distant cousins, eight times removed

In "David's Car Payment", who does David encounter who has had a bad golf game?
Arnold Palmer who stopped in the malt shop to drown his sorrows.
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What was in the Christmas package that Grandma Nelson sent the boys?

[Obob41]

Why, it was their Uncle Don! All the way from New Jersey!

When David applied for the theater usher's job, what was the criteria for the successful applicant?

[Mikado]

An eerie ability to see in the dark and to live on spilled popcorn and candy bar wrappers

What was Davids first job?

[Janine the Dream]

An eerie ability to see in the dark and to live on spilled popcorn and candy bar wrappers

What was Davids first job?
He was an endocronologist at the Emporium.

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Doc Williams was summoned to the hospital on what night?

[OH Nuts!]

The night Joe Randolph ate 3 hams and 4 steaks and got a really bad stomach ache!


In the Trip Trap, what instument does Ozzie play?

[Obob41]

The tuba; Oz loved that Dixieland sound...

In "Breakfast For Harriet", what prize did Ozzie win at the driving range?

[OH Nuts!]

5 quarts of ice cream at The Malt Shop.

What "favorite" dinner does Harriet make for Ozzie in "A Rose A Day"?

[Janine the Dream]

5 quarts of ice cream at The Malt Shop.

What "favorite" dinner does Harriet make for Ozzie in "A Rose A Day"?
Lasagna with meatballs, garlic bread, tossed salad, fine wine and cannoli.
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How did Clara's apron get in Ozzie's glove compartment?

[OH Nuts!]

Sorry. But we're PG-13 so I can't really say!!!

In the ep "Losing Miss Edwards", how does the job applicant do when testing for the job of legal secretary?

[Janine the Dream]

Sorry. But we're PG-13 so I can't really say!!!

In the ep "Losing Miss Edwards", how does the job applicant do when testing for the job of legal secretary?
Not well. She cried all over the test paper and finally made Ozzie put in a good word for her with Mr. Kelly.
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What was the first name of Doctor Williams' wife?

[OH Nuts!]

Clara Belle

In a Tangled Web, what gifts does Clara's friend bring?

[Obob41]

1: A salami. 2: A girdle horn. 3. An old oaken bucket she picked up at an antique store in the country, from a quaint old fellow named "Haney."

What food does Harriet use to "Make Wally Study?"

PS: Some of these answers lately are pretty good, folks!

[OH Nuts!]

Baked Cod (after all fish is "brain food")

At the end of "The Fraternity Pin" the fraternity brothers serenade the sorority. Wally turns around and is disguised as a famous bandleader. Who?

[Janine the Dream]

Baked Cod (after all fish is "brain food")

At the end of "The Fraternity Pin" the fraternity brothers serenade the sorority. Wally turns around and is disguised as a famous bandleader. Who?
Lawrence Welk.
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Was it mandatory that all men wore cardigan sweaters at college?

[OH Nuts!]

No just suggested. What was mandatory was wearing argyle.

At the end of "The Big Dog", who ends up sleeping with the big dog in their bed?

[Janine the Dream]

No just suggested. What was mandatory was wearing argyle.

At the end of "The Big Dog", who ends up sleeping with the big dog in their bed?
Leo Gorcey and Huntz Hall.
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Where were the men's club meetings held?

[OH Nuts!]

Trixie's Burlesque Dance House & Pool Hall

In Ozzie's Night Out, what does Harriet dream about?

[Janine the Dream]

Trixie's Burlesque Dance House & Pool Hall

In Ozzie's Night Out, what does Harriet dream about?
Going to dinner with Joe Randolph and Doc Williams.
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When Rick asked Harriet her opinion of rock and roll music she said............

[OH Nuts!]

Groovy baby...give me some of those skins kid!


In The Exploding Book, who finally ends up getting with the exploding book?

[Janine the Dream]

Groovy baby...give me some of those skins kid!


In The Exploding Book, who finally ends up getting with the exploding book?
Don Nelson, Ozzie's brother who was watching the filming of the episode on the set.
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In what episode did Harriet use a slingshot?

[OH Nuts!]

The Women's Club Carnival and Freak Show

Who gets dressed up as a swami in The Swami?

[Janine the Dream]

The Women's Club Carnival and Freak Show

Who gets dressed up as a swami in The Swami?

Patty Duke who was taking a break from filming "The Miracle Worker"
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Why did Ozzie choose not to practice law in real life?

[OH Nuts!]

Because he preferred ice cream over Torts (tortes) ha ha

In Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream, the druggist thinks Harriet is in what condition?

[Janine the Dream]

Because he preferred ice cream over Torts (tortes) ha ha

In Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream, the druggist thinks Harriet is in what condition?
drunken condition.
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What drink did Harriet like on the set between takes?

[OH Nuts!]

a Fresca and tonic

In Music Appreciation, what kind of music does David like?

[Janine the Dream]

a Fresca and tonic

In Music Appreciation, what kind of music does David like?
Early Latin American rock.
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David helped his acne problem by treating his face with ...................

[Mikado]

sulphific acid

What was it about Rickys face that made so many teenage girls swoon in the 1950s?

[Janine the Dream]

sulphific acid

What was it about Rickys face that made so many teenage girls swoon in the 1950s?
It smelled of listernine and pineapple juice.
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Rick was against singing which one of his songs on Ozzie and Harriet?

[Obob41]

The Second Aria From Madam Butterfly...

In A Question Of Suits And Ties, what garmets are Oz and Joe opposed to wearing?

[Janine the Dream]

BVD boxer briefs that Harriet heavily starched.
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Harriet once burned ______________ in the kitchen.

[Obob41]

BVD boxer briefs that Harriet heavily starched.
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Harriet once burned ______________ in the kitchen.

Wally...Ginger was chasing him and he ran smack into Harriet just as she was pulling an apple pie out of the oven...


When Ricky Gets Even, what does he do that makes him regret his actions?

[Janine the Dream]

Wally...Ginger was chasing him and he ran smack into Harriet just as she was pulling an apple pie out of the oven...


When Ricky Gets Even, what does he do that makes him regret his actions?
He nails Ozzie' shoes to the floor and Ozzie can't walk over to him to advance him $10 for his date.
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Ozzie's old flame meets him at the Emporium and Harriet does what to her?

[Obob41]

She challenges her to a mudwresting match in the Emporium Bargain Basement; in a hotly-contested best of 3 falls event, Harriet takes the deciding match by using the controversial Kappa Sig Slam to score a pinfall on her opponent...

What made the Blue Moose blue?

[Mikado]

really sad music :lol:

What WAS the Blue Moose?

[Obob41]

really sad music :lol:

:D

What WAS the Blue Moose?

It was the opening comedy act for Fifi LaFlame And Her Ostrich...


What did Ricky try to cook for his girl, but ended up feeding it to Wally and a bunch of other people in "Rick's Dinner Guests"?

[OH Nuts!]

braciole

In Ricky Gets Even, what does a young girl do to David's car?

[Obob41]

She wrote, with soap, the following on the hood:

I loved ol' Dave,
he was my slave,
but the thing soon turned
into folly.
But it matters not who,
I'm attracted to,
for my heart belongs
to Wally!

Now, after that bit of epic rhyme, who came to the Nelson's home to spend "An Evening With Hamlet?

[Mikado]

Great poem there :clap:

Anyway...
who came to the Nelson's home to spend "An Evening With Hamlet?
That famous culture vulture Ralph Kramden

How did Ralph and Ozzie know each other?

[OH Nuts!]

Before Ralph moved to Brooklyn, he worked for the Hillsdale Municipal Bus Company and Ozzie often rode his line.

In The Ballerina, who gets tomatoes thrown at them?

[Obob41]

Wally and the frat brothers; it turns out ok, because they hadn't yet eaten...

In "Little Handprints In The Sidewalk", what makes Harriet uneasy?

[OH Nuts!]

All those little dirtmarks on the kitchen floor.

In "Making Wally Study" why does the fraternity want Wally to study?

[Mikado]

The laws of gravity, everyone was getting tired of the way he just floated in the air all the time

Was Wally closer to David or Ricky?

[OH Nuts!]

Actually he was closest to was Jack, the man who ran the Malt Shop. He was also very close to Papa Mancini, who ran the best pizza parlour in Hillsdale.

In Bedtime Story, how long does Ricky have to stay in bed in order for a large bet to be won?

[Janine the Dream]

Actually he was closest to was Jack, the man who ran the Malt Shop. He was also very close to Papa Mancini, who ran the best pizza parlour in Hillsdale.

In Bedtime Story, how long does Ricky have to stay in bed in order for a large bet to be won?
Until he has another number one hit record.
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Wally once had three chocolate malts before a vanilla one, why?

[Obob41]

That was during the episode "Wally Breaks Out", where he was running around singing "I gotta be me! I gotta be meeeeee!...".

In that episode where David gets a pipe from an uncle, what causes Ozzie and Harriet so much concern? (When I first saw this one, on TBS in the early 80's, I really expected it to be a view of a serious subject; that maybe the Nelson's didn't just float around, being nice to each other all the time. Of course it wasn't! And I'm glad it wasn't, too! lol)

[Mikado]

David was getting addicted to the bubble-soap he was filling the pipe with

We all know that Ricky looked up to his big brother David....why was that?

[OH Nuts!]

Because David was nine inches taller!


In Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream, Ozzie dreams about a certain time era. What time era?

[Mikado]

The 1720s....had nothing to DO with ice cream, but, it was just a dream, after all

Why was getting a new traffic signal on the street such a bone of contention in the Nelson household?

[OH Nuts!]

Because everyone was fighting over what the three signal colors should be. Harriet, for example thought the stop color should be black, the caution color fuscia, and the go color aqua

In The Ballerina, what does Kris do as her act in the fundraising show?

[Janine the Dream]

Because everyone was fighting over what the three signal colors should be. Harriet, for example thought the stop color should be black, the caution color fuscia, and the go color aqua

In The Ballerina, what does Kris do as her act in the fundraising show?
She dresses as Ozzie and wears a cardigan sweater with no tie.
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Harriet's best dish was .............................

[OH Nuts!]

Cream of Wheat with Cheese and prune compote. She got the recipe from Mrs. Dipple

In Ricky And The Maid of Honor, who's getting married?

[Obob41]

Wil Thornberry; Thorny's objections to the marriage are what caused him to eventually take up a legal practice in suburban New York, marry a hot blonde, hire a maid, have another child, and even to change his name. Pretty drastic changes for the times, eh?...

Speaking of big changes, what was making Oz and Harriet "Lonesome Parents"?

[Janine the Dream]

Wil Thornberry; Thorny's objections to the marriage are what caused him to eventually take up a legal practice in suburban New York, marry a hot blonde, hire a maid, have another child, and even to change his name. Pretty drastic changes for the times, eh?...

Speaking of big changes, what was making Oz and Harriet "Lonesome Parents"?
Ozzie's battle with halitosis kept the boys and their wives away.
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Ozzie wanted a grandson named after him but David said...........

[OH Nuts!]

David said to Ozzie that he lost a bet to June, and the winner gets to decide the name.

Why does Ginger pour water all over Wally?

[Mikado]

Well, you know , those crazy college kids are always having "wet T-shirt" contests!

in the final show, what did Ozzie buy for his game room?

[OH Nuts!]

a pinball machine

In David The Law Clerk, who does David run into at the golf course?

[Obob41]

Dr. Huxley and Susan; they're out looking for a bone, an intercostal-clavicle, to be precise...

What finally became of the "Ball Of Tin Foil"?

[OH Nuts!]

It was sent to Boeing and used to help build aircraft

In A Busy Christmas, who does Ozzie go caroling with?

[Janine the Dream]

It was sent to Boeing and used to help build aircraft

In David The Law Clerk, who does David run into at the golf course?
Bing Crosby amd Bob Hope
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Ozzie's best speech on the show was made to ......................

[OH Nuts!]

Mrs. Peabody

In Separate Rooms, who initially thinks Harriet is expecting?

[Mikado]

Thorny, who was thinking about that little "mistake" they made at the Xmas party a few months back

Were Rick and David looking forward to possibly having a younger brother or sister?

[Obob41]

It didn't really matter. They figured either one, properly bundled up, would make a really swell football...

How do Ozzie and Harriet bribe the Tigers in, "The Tigers Go To A Dance"?

[OH Nuts!]

By promising them lots of dates with June and Kris.

What is the password needed to enter the Tigers clubhouse?

[Janine the Dream]

By promising them lots of dates with June and Kris.

What is the password needed to enter the Tigers clubhouse?
Hello Mary Lou
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Ozzie's most extensive home improvement project was when he.......

[Obob41]

installed an automatic garage door opener. Chaos ensued when the gadget malfunctioned, and the door scooped Thorny up and tossed him into a rose bush. Ultimately, all went well when the Kappa Sigs realized that the unit would make a unique initiation device...

What sort of magic did Harriet perform at that episode that ended up involving a costume ball?

[Janine the Dream]

installed an automatic garage door opener. Chaos ensued when the gadget malfunctioned, and the door scooped Thorny up and tossed him into a rose bush. Ultimately, all went well when the Kappa Sigs realized that the unit would make a unique initiation device...

What sort of magic did Harriet perform at that episode that ended up involving a costume ball?
She let out one of her dresses so Ozzie could wear it and appear as Queen Elizabeth.
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How did Ozzie like his coffee?

[Mikado]

Without the arsenic that Harriet occasionally put in the cup, when he wasnt looking.

Ozzie and Harriet ( plus the kids ) were collectively billed as "America's favorite ______________"?

[Janine the Dream]

Without the arsenic that Harriet occasionally put in the cup, when he wasnt looking.

Ozzie and Harriet ( plus the kids ) were collectively billed as "America's favorite ______________"?
ex-convicts.
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Harriet once turned down an offer from what famous band to join Ozzie's band?

[Obob41]

The International Silver-String Submarine Band...her interpretation of "The Man On The Flying Trapeze conflicted with leader Spanky's...

When June was "A Wife In The Office" where did she go, when she was supposed to be at Miss Edwards' desk?

[Janine the Dream]

The International Silver-String Submarine Band...her interpretation of "The Man On The Flying Trapeze conflicted with leader Spanky's...

When June was "A Wife In The Office" where did she go, when she was supposed to be at Miss Edwards' desk?
she ran to the record store to purchase Rick's latest single.
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June and Kris were rarely seen together on screen because.........

[OH Nuts!]

Mrs. Peabody, head of the Hillsdale Decency Committee, thought it would look improper.


In The Girl In The Emporium, what garrish clothing item is everyone trying to sell?

[Janine the Dream]

Mrs. Peabody, head of the Hillsdale Decency Committee, thought it would look improper.


In The Girl In The Emporium, what garrish clothing item is everyone trying to sell?
Striped capri pants
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Kris once hit Rick with a ...................................

[OH Nuts!]

a favorite ukelele of Ozzie's

At the end of The Motorcycles, who drives off on a motorcycle?

[Janine the Dream]

a favorite ukelele of Ozzie's

At the end of The Motorcycles, who drives off on a motorcycle?
Mamie Eisenhower and Tricia Nixon.
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David became a lawyer because he always admired.............................

[Obob41]

Estes Kefauver...

In that episode where Oz and Thorny get themselves roped into lecturing about the Peloponnesian Wars, what literary series does Thorny claim he'd prefer to talk about?

[Janine the Dream]

Estes Kefauver...

In that episode where Oz and Thorny get themselves roped into lecturing about the Peloponnesian Wars, what literary series does Thorny claim he'd prefer to talk about?
The Thornbirds.
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When the police officer came to the Nelson home he was looking for........

[OH Nuts!]

Mrs. Nelson, because he wanted a good home cooked meal.

In Jet Pilot, what happens to Ozzie, high in the sky?

[Ireneparalegal]

Mrs. Nelson, because he wanted a good home cooked meal.

In Jet Pilot, what happens to Ozzie, high in the sky?
He joined the "Mile High Club" with one of David's female friends.


Why did the Nelsons only have two children?

[OH Nuts!]

Because Grandma Nelson threatened to disinherit Ozzie if Harriet ever had a girl.

In an Old Friend of June's, what does June make for her dinner guest?

[Obob41]

a TV dinner, but she burns it anyway...

In The Pennies, what was Ozzie trying to find in Darby's house one Sunday morning?

[OH Nuts!]

Some old bottles he could return....for some more pennies!!!!

What's so special anyways about the pennies the boys give to Ozzie?

[Janine the Dream]

Some old bottles he could return....for some more pennies!!!!

What's so special anyways about the pennies the boys give to Ozzie?
It is all they have left after a weekend in Vegas.
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June's hair got wet when she forgot to turn off the .......................

[OH Nuts!]

the garden hose after watering the azaleas.

What does June think about Betty's crush on David?

[Obob41]

She thinks "...hmm...I...had...those feelings...once...but...that ...that...Stepford....treatment...took them....away....must...cook...roast...must...clean apartment...must..."

At 13 years old, Ozzie Nelson was America's youngest..........?

[OH Nuts!]

Marathon Ice Cream Eating Champion

The Big Dog has a big appetite, he ate some raw steaks and a large...........

[Mikado]

Linebacker

Did Ozzie play football in college?

[OH Nuts!]

Actually no. As mentioned earlier he handled the laundering of protective apparatti.

In David Picks Up The Tab, what deal does he work out with the owner when he can't pay the tab?

[Obob41]

He agrees to "get rid of" a certain, chubby, humorously obnoxious, mooching deadbeat customer, called "Wally". All plans are called off, however, after Wally reveals that he is, Steve Wilson, a correspondent for "Confidential" magazine, and he's got the "real dope" on the Nelson's, particularly Harriet's activities in the kitchen...

So, what is it that Wally finds out about Harriet and her activities in the kitchen?

[Janine the Dream]

He agrees to "get rid of" a certain, chubby, humorously obnoxious, mooching deadbeat customer, called "Wally". All plans are called off, however, after Wally reveals that he is, Steve Wilson, a correspondent for "Confidential" magazine, and he's got the "real dope" on the Nelson's, particularly Harriet's activities in the kitchen...

So, what is it that Wally finds out about Harriet and her activities in the kitchen?
Harriet secretly is cooking for Joe Randolph who has been donating Clara's food to the orphanage.
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In Ricky the Drummer, about how many relatives does Ozzie call to tell them Rick is playing with the band?

[Mikado]

72...he HAD to WARN them, somehow!

Did Ozzie ever give Rick any advice about being a star in a band?

[Janine the Dream]

72...he HAD to WARN them, somehow!

Did Ozzie ever give Rick any advice about being a star in a band?
Yes, he told him to double up on his acne medication, use listerine and grease his hair with Harriet's Crisco oil.
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Ozzie was a mediocre musician and sung even.................

[Obob41]

though Harriet kept a carton of tutti frutti ice cream on hand, to bribe him to do otherwise...

In "Safe Husbands", what do Harriet and Clara see Oz and Joe doing in a car, with two young women?

[OH Nuts!]

Enough to get the two fellows thrown in the doghouse for 2-3 weeks

During the first season, the announcer introduces all the family members, and describes Ricky as being _______________________

[Janine the Dream]

Enough to get the two fellows thrown in the doghouse for 2-3 weeks

During the first season, the announcer introduces all the family members, and describes to Ricky as being _______________________
the heir to the Nelson fortune.
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Rick hated singing the song Poor Little Fool because it reminded him of .......