The Ozzie and Harriet Wrong Answer Game

[Obob41]

his cousin Lars, who tried to take his talent for musical Swedish fish-squeezing into the merciless world of rock-and-roll, with predictible results...

In "Rick's Riding Lesson", what distinctive outfit does Wally wear, at the riding range?

[Janine the Dream]

his cousin Lars, who tried to take his talent for musical Swedish fish-squeezing into the merciless world of rock-and-roll, with predictible results...

In "Rick's Riding Lesson", what distinctive outfit does Wally wear, at the riding range?
Ozzie's Rudy Vallee outfit.

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Wally once rode a horse but got a traffic ticket due to a .....................

[Obob41]

law prohibiting eating hamburgers while riding on horseback...

How did David react to the notion of June "Decorating Dave's Office"?

[Mikado]

Well, he didnt mind the charteuse curtains, but, he thought the pink desk and matching Rolodex was a bit much!

What kind of Guitar did Ricky use on his hit records?

[Janine the Dream]

Well, he didnt mind the charteuse curtains, but, he thought the pink desk and matching Rolodex was a bit much!

What kind of Guitar did Ricky use on his hit records?
Ricky used a sawed off blond guitar once owned by Nelson Eddy.
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Don Defore was fired from the show because he ............................

[Obob41]

his hair oil kept dripping into the tutti frutti ice cream...

What was it about "The Petition" that had the law office in an uproar?

[Janine the Dream]

his hair oil kept dripping into the tutti frutti ice cream...

What was it about "The Petition" that had the law office in an uproar?
on the back of the petition was a love letter from June to Ozzie.
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Ozzie wanted to turn the boy's bedroom into a ...........................

[Mikado]

World headquarters for the Communist takeover of the USA he'd been planning to lead for over 20 years

What "Title" was Ozzie planning to give himself, once he became dictator of the USA?

[Janine the Dream]

The Wizard of Harriet.
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Harriet could do it all as a house wife, cook, sew, clean, counsel. What was her greatest talent?

[Mikado]

She could shove 3 billiard balls into her mouth while humming the Natl Anthem
( For which she won Arthur Godfrey's Talent Scouts 3 weeks in a row )

What did Thorny do for a living?

[OH Nuts!]

Actually at the time of the show he wasn't working but was in law school, preparing for the bar and a new TV show.

During the first season of the show, who uses the expression "I don't mess around boy"?

[Obob41]

A very young Kristin Harmon. In a rarely seen episode, "Caveman Ozzie", she proclaimed " I don't mess around boy! I go behind tree to mess!"

In "The New Chairs", what stunt does Ozzie attempt on one of the chairs, with the typical result?

[OH Nuts!]

Eating vanilla ice cream upside down, and of course he makes a big mess, much to Harriet's displeasure.

Who is Cranston Poole?

[Mikado]

The guy Harriet spends Wed nights with, when shes supposed to be "out with the girls" playing "whist".

what other games did Harriet like to play?

[OH Nuts!]

Spin the bottle and Five Stud Bridge

What was The Tuba Incident all about?

[Obob41]

Rudolph Strudelmeyer, city inspector, causes chaos in the Nelson household, when he cites Ozzie for using a tuba as flower planter within 500 feet of a public school. The law ultimately favors Ozzie, as the case is seen clearly as a matter of flore decisis...

In the same episode, what is it that Thorny is smoking while he advises Oz?

[Janine the Dream]

Rudolph Strudelmeyer, city inspector, causes chaos in the Nelson household, when he cites Ozzie for using a tuba as flower planter within 500 feet of a public school. The law ultimately favors Ozzie, as the case is seen clearly as a matter of flore decisis...

In the same episode, what is it that Thorny is smoking while he advises Oz?
His pipe full of the wacky weed.
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What item did Thorny use to conceal his stomach?

[OH Nuts!]

Elisabeth's hand-painted corset with a pair of heavy duty industrial stockings

In Daivd's Almost In-laws, who spills dessert all over Ozzie?

[Janine the Dream]

Elisabeth's hand-painted corset with a pair of heavy duty industrial stockings

In Daivd's Almost In-laws, who spills dessert all over Ozzie?
Chuck Connors, on loan from " The Rifleman"
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Ozzie wished Harriet could have performed an emergency repair on his......

[Obob41]

atomic-powered ice cream churn...

How does Miss Edwards react when Rick quits in "Rick's Raise"?

[Janine the Dream]

atomic-powered ice cream churn...

How does Miss Edwards react when Rick quits in "Rick's Raise"?
She calls him a "Poor Little Fool" and forbids him from even saying " Hello to her friend Mary Lou"
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What song that Rick sung on the show was introduced by David?

[snorlaxnut]

What song that Rick sung on the show was introduced by David?

N.W.A.'s "Straight Outta Compton"

In "Halloween Party", what did Ozzie and Thorney dress up as?

[OH Nuts!]

Harriet and Elizabeth

In "A Cruise For Harriet" who gets confused for Harriet?

[Janine the Dream]

Harriet and Elizabeth

In "A Cruise For Harriet" who gets confused for Harriet?
Alan Alda
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Why does it take Ozzie all day to buy a magazine?

[OH Nuts!]

Because he has to find a place to exchange Hillsdale currency for drachmas and kopeks, Which are the currency of Pixley, the strange city he has found himself in.

What song is sang and parodied in the dream sequence from Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream?

[Janine the Dream]

Because he has to find a place to exchange Hillsdale currency for drachmas and kopeks, Which are the currency of Pixley, the strange city he has found himself in.

What song is sang and parodied in the dream sequence from Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream?
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream.
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Why is Ricky reluctant to smile onstage in "Ricky the Drummer"

[Obob41]

Because he was "irrepressible" just one time too many, so David hit him in the mouth...

Why are David and Ricky shadowing a law office client, in "David The Sleuth"?

[Janine the Dream]

Because he was "irrepressible" just one time too many, so David hit him in the mouth...

Why are David and Ricky shadowing a law office client, in "David The Sleuth"?
He has Harriet's first husband.
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In "Rick and the Maid of Honor", what does Harriet say to Ozzie when he tries to give advice to the prospective groom?

[Obob41]

"Ozzie, the poor man wasn't listening; unlike when my father gave the same advice to you, no shotguns were involved..."

In "A Day In Bed", what is it that Ozzie ends up fighting for, in the end?

[Janine the Dream]

"Ozzie, the poor man wasn't listening; unlike when my father gave the same advice to you, no shotguns were involved..."

In "A Day In Bed", what is it that Ozzie ends up fighting for, in the end?
His dignity, since Harriet makes him run outside in his underwear to chase down the paper boy.
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June's acting ability was second only to ________________ on the show.

[Mikado]

the kitchen counter's

Ricks eldest daughter Tracy played the "bad girl" on what short-lived benchmark teen comedy in the 80s?

[Janine the Dream]

the kitchen counter's

Ricks eldest daughter Tracy played the "bad girl" on what short-lived benchmark teen comedy in the 80s?
Barney Miller.
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Was the Malt Shop flavor of the month in April 1961?

[OH Nuts!]

Clamato sorbet

What happens to Ozzie after he eats the "triple banana surprise?"

[Janine the Dream]

Clamato sorbet

What happens to Ozzie after he eats the "triple banana surprise?"
a button pops off his pants and strikes Doc Williams in the nose causing it to bleed all over Clara's new dress.
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Ozzie was so excited to paint the closet that he..............................

[Obob41]

forgot that the last person to put anything in there was Fibber McGee; the result when he opened it wasn't pretty...very, very funny, but not pretty...

When Ozzie and Harriet think about moving into an apartment, why does the leasing agent seem so "twitchy"?

[snorlaxnut]

When Ozzie and Harriet think about moving into an apartment, why does the leasing agent seem so "twitchy"?

The agent was allergic to anybody with the last name Nelson, or have 2 of the same letter next to "ie" in their first name.:crazy:

In "The Pills", what happened to Ozzie when he took one of them?

[OH Nuts!]

he started to talk very very fast and got the giggles

Name one of the songs sung by the quartet in The Fraternity Pin

[Janine the Dream]

he started to talk very very fast and got the giggles

Name one of the songs sung by the quartet in The Fraternity Pin
My Gal Sal.
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In "Chris and the Queen" how many pieces of pie does Ozzie have?

[OH Nuts!]

13 (he wasn't really hungry)

In Bedtime Story, who takes Wally's place in the bed?

[Janine the Dream]

13 (he wasn't really hungry)

In Bedtime Story, who takes Wally's place in the bed?
Henry Cabot Lodge, Ozzie's boyhood friend.
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What part does Doctor Williams play in the men's club production of " A Christmas Carol" in Busy Christmas?

[Obob41]

Sam Drucker, philantropic businessman, initially rebuffed by Scrooge...

What does the winner of the contest get in "A Letter About Harriet"?

[Janine the Dream]

Sam Drucker, philantropic businessman, initially rebuffed by Scrooge...

What does the winner of the contest get in "A Letter About Harriet"?
A weekend at the Lodge with Darby and his wife.

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The biggest fish Ozzie ever caught was....................

[Mikado]

the Incredible Mr Limpett!!! :eek:

Did Rick and David join Oz on his fishing trips?

[Janine the Dream]

the Incredible Mr Limpett!!! :eek:

Did Rick and David join Oz on his fishing trips?
No, they stayed home and threw wild parties while the old man was fishing his time away.
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The Nelson's never shut their garage door because.............................

[Mikado]

There was no door, Ozzie sold it, in order to make his car payment , 6 months before

What kind of car did Ozzie drive?

[Janine the Dream]

There was no door, Ozzie sold it, in order to make his car payment , 6 months before

What kind of car did Ozzie drive?
Ozzie drove a 1958 Studebaker Lark with pushbutton transmission. He would have driven it to work, but he didn't work.
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Harriet changed her hairstyle as frequently as Ozzie changed his.........

[Obob41]

ukelele strings...

In the episode where Oz and Harriet think Dave's broke, what is it they keep feeding Joe Randolph, to keep him occupied?

[OH Nuts!]

honeyed cream of wheat with Harriet's secret ingredient-Elmer's glue

Who gooses Clara in The Tangled Web?

[Janine the Dream]

honeyed cream of wheat with Harriet's secret ingredient-Elmer's glue

Who gooses Clara in The Tangled Web?
Pat Nixon.
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Harriet always had the boys carry in her groceries because she ........

[Obob41]

knew it'd take all three of them to keep Ozzie outta the ice cream. Of course, all bets were off if Wally was within a mile of the property...

In "The Bowling Alley", what does Ozzie wear on his head, when he feels sick?

[Mikado]

Harriet's panties , it was an old "home remedy"

With all the ice cream and shakes Ozzie ate, how did he stay so thin?

[OH Nuts!]

His old football helmet from Rutgers

In The Chaperones, who drives all over the place looking for the fraternity party?

[Janine the Dream]

His old football helmet from Rutgers

In The Chaperones, who drives all over the place looking for the fraternity party?
Yogi Berra.
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Ozzie refused to smoke in real life because smoking would interfere with his-----------------

[Obob41]

mental command and control mechanism, which also keeps him from getting fat while eating all the ice cream and shakes. Now, what is it, exactly? Well, Ozzie just kept repeating to himself "I don't mess around, boy!". That's all it took to keep him slim and trim. Don't believe it? Well, this is the wrong answer game, ya know!

Who was Vern Smith?

[Janine the Dream]

mental command and control mechanism, which also keeps him from getting fat while eating all the ice cream and shakes. Now, what is it, exactly? Well, Ozzie just kept repeating to himself "I don't mess around, boy!". That's all it took to keep him slim and trim. Don't believe it? Well, this is the wrong answer game, ya know!

Who was Vern Smith?
Vern Smith was the owner of the Emporium who unsuccessfully tried to market the first electric car. It worked but the extension cord kept getting tangled.
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What friend of Ozzie's did Gordon Jones play?

[OH Nuts!]

Clara Randolph--Mr. Jones was a highly accomplished female impersonataor.

In Ozzie A Go Go, who tries to teach Ozzie all the latest teen dance moves?

[Janine the Dream]

Clara Randolph--Mr. Jones was a highly accomplished female impersonataor.

In Ozzie A Go Go, who tries to teach Ozzie all the latest teen dance moves?
Ethel Merman, who wouldn't let Ozzie get a word in edgewise.
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In "Flying Down to Lunch", what does Ozzie munch on in the plane?

[OH Nuts!]

Frito Lays Potato Chips...because you can't eat just one.

In The Bridge Group, who takes Ozzie's place in the bridge game?

[Janine the Dream]

Frito Lays Potato Chips...because you can't eat just one.

In The Bridge Group, who takes Ozzie's place in the bridge game?
David Eisenhower.
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In what episode does Ozzie get to show off his skill as boxer?

[OH Nuts!]

Making Wally Study...but then he had to fight off Ginger...who wanted to do the job herself.

In The Bridge Group, what happens to Ozzie at the fights?

[Janine the Dream]

Making Wally Study...but then he had to fight off Ginger...who wanted to do the job herself.

In The Bridge Group, what happens to Ozzie at the fights?
He meets Ginger and they go for beers and shots.
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Doc Williams was honored by the men's club for outstanding service to the community while Ozzie won an award for.........................

[Mikado]

Best immitation of a wooden post, by a former band leader

What was Ozzies big band called?

[OH Nuts!]

The Rutgers Ragtime Marching Band

In A Cruise For Harriet, what's odd about the ship Harriet's on?

[Janine the Dream]

The Rutgers Ragtime Marching Band

In A Cruise For Harriet, what's odd about the ship Harriet's on?
The captain's father was the captain of the Titanic.
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Ozzie's gave up his band due to creative differences with ..........................

[OH Nuts!]

Laurence Welk; Ozzie wanted to continue Ragtime but Mr. Welk was firm on doing Polkas exclusively.

How does David try to trick June into cancelling their Hawaiin cruise?

[Janine the Dream]

Laurence Welk; Ozzie wanted to continue Ragtime but Mr. Welk was firm on doing Polkas exclusively.

How does David try to trick June into cancelling their Hawaiin cruise?
by telling her that Ozzie will join them on the trip.
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Of the two ladies, who was the better cook, June or Kris?

[OH Nuts!]

Actually neither. Whenever they had to cook a large meal they either called Papa Mancini or Jack from the Malt Shop to fill in for them.

In The Black Box, who loses the bet?

[Janine the Dream]

Actually neither. Whenever they had to cook a large meal they either called Papa Mancini or Jack from the Malt Shop to fill in for them.

In The Black Box, who loses the bet?
Jimmy the Greek Snyder, Ozzie's Probability Teacher.
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Ozzie never needed an invitation to do what?

[OH Nuts!]

Go on a diet, giving up all ice cream, cake and pie.

In Jealous Joe Raldolph, who does Ozzie escort to the Emporium?

[Obob41]

the acerbic, yet witty, Clifton Webb...

In The Duenna, what is it about Dave's date and her aunt that confuses the Nelson's?

[OH Nuts!]

Why they are still wearing white shoes after Labor Day.

In The Black Box, what ended up being in the black box?

[Obob41]

Wally, after he failed to pay his Kappa Sig membership dues; they had to let him out, though, because his absence was causing turmoil in the stock market, particularly in the beef, pork, wheat, and especially dairy, sectors...

What group of young people do Ozzie and Harriet encounter at "The Ghost Town"?

[Janine the Dream]

Why they are still wearing white shoes after Labor Day.

In The Black Box, what ended up being in the black box?
Wally Cleaver.
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One of Ozzie's best friends was Fred McMurray who once dated.......

[Mikado]

One of Ozzie's best friends was Fred McMurray who once dated....... David

What music served as the theme song for The Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet?

[OH Nuts!]

Bubblegum pop, especially that of the Ohio Express and 1910 Fruitgum Company.

In Jealous Joe Randolph, what dessert does Clara make for the Nelsons?

[Mikado]

her lovely spider and arsenic cream pie

What was Ozzies reaction in 1966, when he was told by ABC, that the show wasnt going to be renewed?

[OH Nuts!]

He was inconsolable, and drowned his sorrows in 17 quarts of ice cream (3 were fudge ripple), 8 banana splits, and 6 nesselrode pies.

In A Question of Suits and Ties, who wins the "dress code" standoff?

[Janine the Dream]

He was inconsolable, and drowned his sorrows in 17 quarts of ice cream (3 were fudge ripple), 8 banana splits, and 6 nesselrode pies.

In A Question of Suits and Ties, who wins the "dress code" standoff?
Doc Williams, who arrives in his birthday suit.
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What does Doc Williams say about Ozzie's Scrooge outfit in Busy Christmas?

[OH Nuts!]

Bah Humbug!!

In The Pajama Game, what does Ozzie think he catches someone doing?

[Obob41]

The Continental...

In "Rick Gets Even", what is it that annoys David?

[OH Nuts!]

Ricky being irrespressible--yet one more time. Yeesh!

In The Fraternity Rents A Room, how to the fraternity brothers try to get rid of Professor Paterson?

[Obob41]

They made him room with Wally, and they put his bed between Wally and a fully equipped and staffed Automat, built with funds raised by the Men's Club at a spring carnival.

Of course, the plan backfired.

The fraternity, being a bunch of chronic overachievers, included the classic nickel-dispensing cashier, but everyone forgot to set the machines for "Free Service"...

In "Breakfast For Harriet", what sentence does Judge Darby impose upon Ozzie, for neglecting Harriet?

[Mikado]

Death by hangnail

Why did Rickys bucket have a hole in it?

[Janine the Dream]

Death by hangnail

Why did Rickys bucket have a hole in it?
Harriet's homemade soup eats out the bottom.
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Ozzie told Rick that a drummer must keep a steady beat because..........

[Obob41]

that's the way you really score the chicks, son!........


In that episode where Ginger and Rick's current girl get stuck at the lake in the rain, where do Rick and Wally decide to go, without them?

[OH Nuts!]

Chucky Cheese

In the Pajama Game, who end up getting locked out of their homes while wearning pajamas?

[Mikado]

Ozzie and Thorny whod both snuck outside to peek into windows all over the neighbourhood

What were they looking for?

[OH Nuts!]

They were looking for Tutti Fruitti ice cream. Darby came along and joined them later.

In A Question of Suits and Ties, a pretty young coed at The Malt Shop turns down a date with Ricky. Why?

[Obob41]

She was a nudist, and she considered Ricky overdressed...

In "The Milkmen" (?), what is it that Ozzie encounters when he dreams about delivering milk, himself?

[Janine the Dream]

She was a nudist, and she considered Ricky overdressed...

In "The Milkmen" (?), what is it that Ozzie encounters when he dreams about delivering milk, himself?
an uncontented cow singing " My Buckets got a Hole in It"
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Ozzie did not let Rick sing on any other show because......

[Mikado]

He didnt want the World to know it was actually David doing the singing, and Ricky lip-syncing!

Why didnt the kids play themselves on the Nelson family radio show?

[Janine the Dream]

He didnt want the World to know it was actually David doing the singing, and Ricky lip-syncing!

Why didnt the kids play themselves on the Nelson family radio show?
Ricky was afraid his acne would show thru to the airwaves.
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When Ozzie planned a trip to the World's Fair, what did he envision himself doing?

[OH Nuts!]

Powering the entire food pavilion with gas.

In Wally The Author, what is Wally's book about?

[Janine the Dream]

Powering the entire food pavilion with gas.

In Wally The Author, what is Wally's book about?
Cooking with Ginger and Other Spices.
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How many years did it take Wally to get a four year college degree?

[OH Nuts!]

At least 14 (the total number of seasons in the series)

In Ozzie A Go Go, why does Mrs. Peabody say to Ozzie "you are simply not the Wagner type"?

[Janine the Dream]

At least 14 (the total number of seasons in the series)

In Ozzie A Go Go, why does Mrs. Peabody say to Ozzie "you are simply not the Wagner type"?
Because Ozzie did not look like Honus Wagner, even though they were about the same age.
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Harriet was jealous in one episode because she thought that Ozzie was seeing ____________ behind her back.

[Mikado]

Liberace

What size pants does Ozzie go on a diet, to try and fit in?

[Janine the Dream]

Liberace

What size pants does Ozzie go on a diet, to try and fit in?
Size 33 waist with an elastic waistband that stretches to 39 inches.
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Harriet could do it all around the house, cooking, cleaning, sewing, laundry etc. However, she enjoyed baking most of all as evidenced by her award winning ____________pie.

[Obob41]

blackbird

In the episode where Wally gets David to reccommend him for a job in the Emporium bookkeeping department, what finally happens?

[Janine the Dream]

blackbird

In the episode where Wally gets David to reccommend him for a job in the Emporium bookkeeping department, what finally happens?
Wally is booked on grand larceny charges brought on by Jack at the Malt Shop.
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Wally always had a secret crush on _______________________

[Mikado]

Ozzie

Did Ozzie return his feelings in any way?

[Obob41]

Nah, he believed that you were supposed to do everything through your agent...

Where did Ozzie have "The Built In TV Set" built?

[OH Nuts!]

Yes. He often took Wally out to Papa Mancini's for all the pizza Wally could eat. If that's not true love, what is!

In A Hairstyle for Harriet, David, at the end of the ep, goes to a costume party disguised as......

[Mikado]

Nah, he believed that you were supposed to do everything through your agent...:rofl:

Where did Ozzie have "The Built In TV Set" built? in the bathroom so he could watch Ed Sullivan on the can

In A Hairstyle for Harriet, David, at the end of the ep, goes to a costume party disguised as......
His hero, Communist dictator Joseph Stalin

How did David show his grief when Stalin died?

[OH Nuts!]

He refrained from eating hard boiled eggs all throughout Lent.

In Trip Trap, where June gets David to take her to Hawaii, what instrument does Ozzie play?

[Janine the Dream]

He refrained from eating hard boiled eggs all throughout Lent.

In Trip Trap, where June gets David to take her to Hawaii, what instrument does Ozzie play?
The electric mandolin.
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Ozzie once had a fender bender with what prominent town resident?

[Obob41]

Herbert Gillis, prominent grocer and well known crank...

In the "Manly Arts", what is it that Rick breaks with his hand?

[Janine the Dream]

Herbert Gillis, prominent grocer and crank...

In the "Manly Arts", what is it that Rick breaks with his hand?
A Japanese code used during World War II.
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Rick told Ozzie " No Bull, I am a Matador" in what episode?

[OH Nuts!]

El Guapisimo Toreador (The Most Handsome Bullfighter)

In Jealous Joe Randolph, what is Joe jealous over?

[Janine the Dream]

El Guapisimo Toreador (The Most Handsome Bullfighter)

In Jealous Joe Randolph, what is Joe jealous over?

Ozzie's ability to cash Rick's royalty checks.
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Joe Randolph usually wore a sport coat to mask his ______________________

[OH Nuts!]

His rugged and muscular body.

In David And The Teenager, who knits a sweater for David?

[Janine the Dream]

His rugged and muscular body.

In David And The Teenager, who knits a sweater for David?
William Frawley who originally interviewed for the part of "Jack" at the Malt Shop.
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Name the rooms the Nelson's had in the first floor of their house.

[Obob41]

The living room, the den, the dining room, the kitchen, and the entrance to the subterrainean cave where cousin Igor was chained up...

In "The Dancing Lesson", what do David and Rick catch Ozzie and Joe doing out in the garage?

[Janine the Dream]

The living room, the den, the dining room, the kitchen, and the entrance to the subterrainean cave where cousin Igor was chained up...

In "The Dancing Lesson", what do David and Rick catch Ozzie and Joe doing out in the garage?
Trying on Harriet's clothing.
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Was there ever a holiday dinner where the Nelson's had other people as guests?

[Obob41]

Only during the 1956 Thanksgiving dinner, where Thorny was carved up and served as the main course...(you gotta go through your agent, you've just gotta!)

In "The Motorcycle", what kind of jacket does David wear?

[Janine the Dream]

Only during the 1956 Thanksgiving dinner, where Thorny was carved up and served as the main course...(you gotta go through your agent, you've just gotta!)

In "The Motorcycle", what kind of jacket does David wear?
David wears a jacket that was hand sewn by Grandma Nelson while she served under General Patton in Europe in 1944.
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David and June couldn't afford caviar and champagne so they had ______________ instead.

[Obob41]

Leftover Thorny and Coca Cola; in this case leftover for about 5 years! Those Hotpoint freezers really worked!

What is it that makes Ozzie and Harriet "Lonesome Parents"?

[Janine the Dream]

Leftover Thorny and Coca Cola; in this case leftover for about 5 years! Those Hotpoint freezers really worked!

What is it that makes Ozzie and Harriet "Lonesome Parents"?
consistent body odor.
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Ozzie's specialty on the barbecue grill was...................

[Mikado]

grilled mouse on toast

Why didnt Ozzie ever feature his old "Big-Band" on the show?

[OH Nuts!]

Because they were under strict contract to Lawrence Welk.


In David Goofs Off, where does David end up solving a puzzling case?

[Mikado]

The bathroom....he solved the case of "Those gurgling sounds coming from the mysterious room"

What year was Ozzie born?

[Obob41]

He wasn't born; being a self-starter, Ozzie created himself in 1930 on a bandstand in Hackensack, NJ, when a banjo, a ukelele, a Boy Scout campaign hat, a set of Rutgers football pads, and a copy of Blackstone's Commentaries all got mixed into a large container of pistachio ice cream, accordingly, he ate his way out of the tub...he also came out crooning, kinda like Rudy Vallee...

Why did Ozzie agree to do the movie "Here Come The Nelson's"?

[OH Nuts!]

Because he was promised 50,000 shares of Borden's Ice Cream stock. Also, he was given a coveted bonus--an autograhed picture of Elsie and Elmer vacationing at Ben and Jerry's in Vermont.

What occupation did Ozzie have in Here Come The Nelsons?

[Janine the Dream]

Because he was promised 50,000 shares of Borden's Ice Cream stock. Also, he was given a coveted bonus--an autograhed picture of Elsie and Elmer vacationing at Ben and Jerry's in Vermont.

What occupation did Ozzie have in Here Come The Nelsons?
Ozzie was an endocronologist specializing in HGH administration.
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Ozzie's briefcase was a gift from __________________________________

[OH Nuts!]

Estes D. Kefauver

In Ozzie's Night Out, what subject is Ricky having trouble with?

[Janine the Dream]

Estes D. Kefauver

In Ozzie's Night Out, what subject is Ricky having trouble with?
Music Appreciation.
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Harriet once shocked the tv audience by drinking a glass of __________ on the program.

[Obob41]

Vitameatvegamin: "It's So Tasty, Too! Just Like Candy!"

In "The Orchid And The Violet", what does Thorny offer to let Oz use to deal with Cranston Poole?

[OH Nuts!]

his lead pipe

At the end of Separate Rooms, what does everyone drink?

[Mikado]

the grease from the sausages they all had for lunch

Did any of Harriet's relatives ( The Hilliards ) ever appear on the show?

[OH Nuts!]

Only her long lost roly-poly cousin, Seymour Butz, who played the bachelor on The Bachelor.

Why does Professor Paterson end up leaving the fraternity?

[Janine the Dream]

Only her long lost roly-poly cousin, Seymour Butz, who played the bachelor on The Bachelor.

Why does Professor Paterson end up leaving the fraternity?
He is busted for drinking a milk shake in his room.
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Wally Cox was so good on his appearance on O&H that Ozzie considered him for a __________________________

[Obob41]

role as Harriet's long lost third son, by her first husband. The character's name: Robinson Peepers.

What prestigious award did Ozzie earn at the ripe old age of 13?

[OH Nuts!]

Milk Drinking Champion--Junior Division--Rutgers County

In the early Seasons (1 and 2) what was Ricky's favorite expression to show he was earnest about doing something?

[Mikado]

"It's better than sticking a red hot needle through my eye!"

How old were the boys when the show began?

[Obob41]

David and Ricky were only 8 and 4, respectively. Their parts were initially played, on radio, by Big Tiny Little, and Billy Barty. Barty left the show after the first season, claiming that Ozzie was "too much of an overseer" and that he tended to let "the little things bother him too much".

Ozzie and Harriet once performed on radio's "Suspense". What was the nature of that episode?

[OH Nuts!]

It was a circus episode where they were suspended by wires. This episode was the inspiration for the Circus episode (1960) in their TV show.

In the episode The Ballerina, Ozzie refers to The Cherry Sisters. Who are The Cherry Sisters and what did they do?

[Mikado]

They Starred with Ozzie in the underground classic "The Kinky Adventures of Ozzie and HarrietS"

Who played Thorny in that film?

[Obob41]

You guessed it...Frank Stallone.

In that episode where Ozzie and Ricky show no sales resistance, especially when women do the selling, what is it that Ricky ends up buying in a large quantity?

[OH Nuts!]

Tin foil and odd-shaped bolts, and these items served as the themes of two future shows.

In Rick The Drummer, what misunderstanding is there regarding Rick's duties for the visiting big band?

[Obob41]

To everyone's utter dismay, Ricky learns that he's expected to keep the musicians supplied with coke. As a reward, though, he gets to be the drum in the Sweet Sue number...

In "Barking Dog", what is that Ozzie's planning to do with Joe and Darby, that is affected by Charlie, the noisy canine?

[OH Nuts!]

Send them to an ASPCA kennel

Where is Dave's Other Office located?

[Mikado]

Moscow, where Ozzie's "handlers" are located

How many years was Ozzie a Russian spy?

[OH Nuts!]

26--from 1929 to 1954 when the Cold War ended.

In The Tuba Inicident, what ends up happening to the couple with the tuba?

[Janine the Dream]

26--from 1929 to 1954 when the Cold War ended.

In The Tuba Inicident, what ends up happening to the couple with the tuba?
They swallow it and are not invited out anymore.
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Which one of the Livingston brothers is a guest star on O&H?

[OH Nuts!]

Dr. Livingston, I presume

In Ricky's Big Night, who does Ricky impersonate?

[Obob41]

Ed Sullivan...

In "The Odd Bolt" what on earth is Oz doing in the furnace?

[Janine the Dream]

Ed Sullivan...

In "The Odd Bolt" what on earth is Oz doing in the furnace?
He was checking it to see if gas heat was really more dependable.
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What kind of a car did Ozzie drive?

[OH Nuts!]

An old LaSalle that ran great

What is it, about co-workers, that impresses the pretty salesgirl in the ep The Girl In The Emporium?

[Obob41]

It's the novel uses they come up with for those used carbons found between the pages of their salesbooks...

In "Little Handprints In The Sidewalk" what is it that Ricky can't fit into his suitcase, in the flashback scene?

[OH Nuts!]

His vintage Hotpoint Ice Cream Making Machine.

In Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream, what is the name of the store that was out of the flavor?

[Janine the Dream]

His vintage Hotpoint Ice Cream Making Machine.

In Tutti Fruitti Ice Cream, what is the name of the store that was out of the flavor?
Baskin-Nelson.
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The name of Dave's law firm was ______________________

[OH Nuts!]

Mason, Huxtable, Truman and Nelson

Connie Harper appeared in many episodes as the ultra-competant legal secretary Miss Edwards. However, before she settled into this role, she can be seen in previous episodes in bit parts. Name one of the other roles she played--remembering that this is the wrong answer game.

[Janine the Dream]

Mason, Huxtable, Truman and Nelson

Connie Harper appeared in many episodes as the ultra-competant legal secretary Miss Edwards. However, before she settled into this role, she can be seen in previous episodes in bit parts. Name one of the other roles she played--remembering that this is the wrong answer game.
She played the role of Ma Barker in the episode entitled: Ozzie Meets the Mob.

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Harriet bursts out laughing when Ozzie tells her he _______________

[Obob41]

is, in actuality, leading a double life, not only as the patriarch of America's favorite family, but as the one, the only, Groucho! She had begun to wonder about things when Ozzie would bring a new De Soto home every year, and they began eating roast duck, every Thursday night, along with his doing some bizzare things with cigars...

In the episode where David is promised money whenever he grows taller than Ozzie, how does Oz attempt to avoid paying off?

[Janine the Dream]

is, in actuality, leading a double life, not only as the patriarch of America's favorite family, but as the one, the only, Groucho! She had begun to wonder about things when Ozzie would bring a new De Soto home every year, and they began eating roast duck, every Thursday night, along with his doing some bizzare things with cigars...

In the episode where David is promised money whenever he grows taller than Ozzie, how does Oz attempt to avoid paying off?
When David is in bed, Ozzie files down his feet.
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David was always punctual where Ricky was always late, in fact Harriet once said that Ricky would be late for his own ________________

[Mikado]

She played the role of Ma Barker in the episode entitled: Ozzie Meets the Mob.:rofl:

David was always punctual where Ricky was always late, in fact Harriet once said that Ricky would be late for his own ________________Election to Pope

Speaking of the Pope, what religion did the Nelsons follow?

[Janine the Dream]

:rofl:

Election to Pope

Speaking of the Pope, what religion did the Nelsons follow?
Ozzie was an atheist and Harriet followed no specific religion much to the displeasure of Darby.
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Darby left the show because he grew tired of ______________________

[Obob41]

suburban life. He initially had a short lived career North Carolina politics, but eventually became a powerful voice in the snack food business...

In "The Pajama Game", what is Ricky doing that keeps Ozzie awake?

[OH Nuts!]

He's playing the drums.

In The Pajama Game, why do a bunch of cats follow Ozzie and Thorny?

[Janine the Dream]

He's playing the drums.

In The Pajama Game, why do a bunch of cats follow Ozzie and Thorny?
because Ozzie has a chocolate malt in his back pocket.
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In what season did Ozzie stop wearing a shirt and tie in every episode?

[OH Nuts!]

During the Christmas Season. During the XMAS Season, he wears bright red shirts with a green neck scarf.

The The Busy Christmas, what happens to Ozzie's pants during the play?

[Obob41]

The Kappa Sigs steal them and run them up a flag pole...

Who is Hammerhand Jones, and why doesn't David appreciate him?

[Janine the Dream]

The Kappa Sigs steal them and run them up a flag pole...

Who is Hammerhand Jones, and why doesn't David appreciate him?
Jones wants to date June Blair who David has his eyes on.
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What secret formula did Dave use on his acne?

[OH Nuts!]

Harriet's hairspray mixed with aloe and avocados.

In The Trip Trap, where does Dave get all the beautiful young ladies who join his party?

[Obob41]

At the bowling alley; those pin girls really know a good set up...

What is a Van Skyler?

[OH Nuts!]

A top of the line Trailer Home by Van Huesen Lines of Dacron, Ohio.

And the end of one Adv. O & H episode, who goes to a costume party dressed as Yul Brenner?

[Janine the Dream]

A top of the line Trailer Home by Van Huesen Lines of Dacron, Ohio.

And the end of one Adv. O & H episode, who goes to a costume party dressed as Yul Brenner?
Doc Williams who had his head shaved years ago for just such an opportunity.
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David was never jealous of Rick's success as a singer because ................

[Obob41]

he enjoyed immensely how it all cheesed off the 'ol man, who really never had hits that big...

In that episode where David wants Ozzie to get up every morning at 6am and exercise with him, what does Harriet do to solve the problem?

[Janine the Dream]

he enjoyed immensely how it all cheesed off the 'ol man, who really never had hits that big...

In that episode where David wants Ozzie to get up every morning at 6am and exercise with him, what does Harriet do to solve the problem?
She sews David's pajamas to his bed and he can't leave the bed.
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Ricky wanted a paper route because he wanted ___________________-

[OH Nuts!]

He wanted to be near all the late breaking news.

In The Road Race, who is the oldtimer?

[Janine the Dream]

He wanted to be near all the late breaking news.

In The Road Race, who is the oldtimer?
William Frawley on leave from My Three Sons.
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Wally Cox was a featured guest star in what episode?

[Obob41]

He was in "Ricky The Drummer". In a very special episode, Cox played Needles Hawthorne, a drug-addicted musician who nearly shot up the bandstand, until he was subdued by a whiff of Harriet's world-famous pie...

In "The Swimming Pool", what unusual shots conclude the episode, involving Ozzie, Thorny and the boys?

[Janine the Dream]

He was in "Ricky The Drummer". In a very special episode, Cox played Needles Hawthorne, a drug-addicted musician who nearly shot up the bandstand, until he was subdued by a whiff of Harriet's world-famous pie...

In "The Swimming Pool", what unusual shots conclude the episode, involving Ozzie, Thorny and the boys?
They are all stuck in fast drying cement which was poured into the pool by Wally who thought it was powdered chlorine.
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Towards the end of the show's run, Ozzie let David direct some episodes because Harriet told Ozzie she would _______________ if he did not.

[OH Nuts!]

make him kiss Mrs. Peabody

In The Bridge Group, what complaint to the guys have about their new partner?

[Obob41]

He insists on playing double or nothing strip bridge; even worse, he wants to film the whole thing with his new Brownie Turret movie camera, a bargain at only $59.50, or only $6 down (the $59.50 works out to over $400 in today's money!)
:eek2:

In the same episode, what is the ever-lovely Connie Harper wearing?

[OH Nuts!]

A smart Coco Chanel evening gown modeled at Mr. Charles in Hillsdale.

In a Piano for the Fraternity, what is the secreat ingredient in the punch?

[Obob41]

James Burton's guitar pick....

In "Built In TV Set", how does Ozzie get boobie-trapped?

[OH Nuts!]

Allen Funt snares him with a video camera.

What part does Wally Cox play on one of the eps?

[Janine the Dream]

Allen Funt snares him with a video camera.

What part does Wally Cox play on one of the eps?
Wally Cox plays Fredo Corleone in the episode entitled: Ozzie Meets the Don.
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What happens when Ozzie bends over to show some of the fraternity brothers an old football play?

[Mikado]

Various hoots and whistles from the secretarial school across the street

Forced to make a choice, would Ozzie have chosen Harriet, or Tutti Fruity ice cream?

[Obob41]

Tutti frutti, of course (a tough one to choose for him, but I'm sure the wrong answer would've been anything other than Harriet)...

In that episode involving trading stamps, what is it that Ozzie tries to pedal to passersby in the alley?

Btw, I'm probably gonna let this game go when we hit #435; being that that's how many episodes the show ran. You guys are all pretty funny with this stuff; it's good to see some other people who actually care about this show. Thanks!

[Janine the Dream]

Tutti frutti, of course (a tough one to choose for him, but I'm sure the wrong answer would've been anything other than Harriet)...

In that episode involving trading stamps, what is it that Ozzie tries to pedal to passersby in the alley?

Btw, I'm probably gonna let this game go when we hit #435; being that that's how many episodes the show ran. You guys are all pretty funny with this stuff; it's good to see some other people who actually care about this show. Thanks!
Ozzie tries to sell his autobiography: Oz to the passerbys.

[OH Nuts!]

(Question) In Rick the Drummer, why does the band leader let Rick sit in for a few sets?

(On the other bds, the games go as long as they go, but #435 does sound kind of symbolic)
The Adv. of O & H is a great show and I'd personally LOVE to see this bd as active as Bewitched, Happy Days and I Love Lucy. I'd love to see other fans of the show start some threads.

[Janine the Dream]

(Question) In Rick the Drummer, why does the band leader let Rick sit in for a few sets?

(On the other bds, the games go as long as they go, but #435 does sound kind of symbolic)
The Adv. of O & H is a great show and I'd personally LOVE to see this bd as active as Bewitched, Happy Days and I Love Lucy. I'd love to see other fans of the show start some threads.
The original drummer has one to many glasses of punch which was spiked by Ozzie so Rick could take over.
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What do the Nelson's sing as a family in the episode: Ricky the Drummer?

[OH Nuts!]

Play That Funky Music White Boy

Since this is #435, here's a question on Ep #435 The Game Room, the last ep in series. What does Ozzie say about Harriet at the end of the ep?

[Janine the Dream]

Play That Funky Music White Boy

Since this is #435, here's a question on Ep #435 The Game Room, the last ep in series. What does Ozzie say about Harriet at the end of the ep?
That she turned down the part of Minnesota Fats in " The Hustler".
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This game was great! Thanks to all that participated.