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Lex Luthor
07-31-2007, 11:58 AM
Drunk driver rang police

A drunk driver was arrested in Germany after he accidentally rang the police instead of a breakdown service when he had a flat tyre.

Before he realised who he was speaking to, the 31-year-old let it slip that he had no licence and was driving under the influence.

The civil servant, who lost his licence eight years ago, had a blow out in the western town of Monheim while driving a car borrowed from a friend.

He had a blood alcohol level that was seven times the legal limit, and when he tried to call the German equivalent of the AA he became confused and dialled the emergency number for the police.

The drunken man phoned and said: "My car is broken and I need you to come and fix it. You better be quick because I'm really pretty drunk and I don't have a licence so it wouldn't be good if the cops drove past."

A Monheim police spokesman said: "He wanted us to come quickly, so we did."

coffield3
07-31-2007, 12:20 PM
Gee im begining to feel sorry for these idiots! they need help!:crazy:

Mikado
07-31-2007, 04:04 PM
Earlier in the year, he called the Minister of the enviroment to ask where he could burry his toxic waste, and accidentally called his wife instead of his mistress, to tell her: "Dont worry, my wife has NO idea , about you!" :rolleyes:

AB
07-31-2007, 05:02 PM
As Fred Sanford would say "You Big Dummy." :lol: The guy can't win for losing.

theshark8777
07-31-2007, 08:41 PM
Okay off topic a bit, but does anyone here remember when Johnny and Venus did that test on WKRP to prove that drinking slowed your reflexes? And Johnny's kept getting better and better, until he saw the WPIG pig in the lobby?

Mikado
07-31-2007, 09:12 PM
Well, that wasnt REAL life........Mythbusters did a real test, and frankly, anyone who gets into a car drunk, is a menace in every way

theshark8777
07-31-2007, 09:17 PM
No crap I wasn't comparing it to real life. It was the humor in it, and how he decided he was drunk in the end. He saw a pig painting the lobby.

Mikado
07-31-2007, 10:01 PM
i have a feint memory of the show...unfortunately, I havent seen WKRP in years

Ireneparalegal
07-31-2007, 10:21 PM
As Fred Sanford would say "You Big Dummy." :lol: The guy can't win for losing.
:rofl: