POLNICAZEK23
01-22-2001, 08:52 PM
( The camera is on Mrs. G )
Mrs G : girls, get into your nice clothes, were going to have a welcoming party!
Jo: Give me a break!
Blair: Oh, a welcoming party, I just love welcoming parties, who are we welcoming?
Mrs. G : My son's daughter, Nicole!
Natalie: I never knew Alex had a girl.
Mrs G : Either did I, but he did, and were going to welcome Nicole!
Jo: But welcoming parties are where you are touchy, and polite, and they're boring, and dull, like Blair for instance.
( The doorbell rings)
Mrs G : IT'S ALEX!
( Everyone runsto the door)
Mrs G : Alex, wheres Nicole?
Alex: Give me a break!
Jo: I like his style.
Alex: No no no, I mean give me a break, like saying she's getting the lugage.
Blair: The luggage? You don't hire someone to do that for you?
Jo: No Blair, it's also called reality.
( A girl, about 14 comes in)
Mrs G : Wheres your wife?
Alex: I don't had a wife, instead I have Nicole!
Blair: You don't have a wife, but have a baby? What in the world?
Alex: No,no,no, I adopted her!
Natalie: Hi Nicole, how are you?
Nicole: What?
Tootie( slowly): She said HOW ARE YOUUUUU.
Alex: Sorry, Nicole's ears are clogged because of the beating- I mean swimming?
Mrs G : Beating?
Alex: No, somnething else. We were swimming in NY yesterday!
Mrs G: Alex, it's winter! It's all frozen!
Alex: Did I say swimming, I meant... um... oh forget it.
Jo: Theres something fishy going on here.
Blair: I'm sorry to say this, but I agree with her.
Mrs G: Sit down, Alex, Nicole. So Alex, leave Nicole here with the girls, come to my room. With you having- I mean adopting a baby you must have so many things to talk about!
( Mrs G and Alex leave, leaving Nicole with the girls)
Tootie: Nicole, how's your dad?
( Nicole shakes her head rapidly.
Tootie: That's means no?
( Nicole shakes her head yes)
Natalie: Why? Did he do something?
Nicole( whispers): Yes.
Blair: You can talk in front of us.
Nicole( whispers): I can't, my dad threatened me to say a word about, you know---
Jo: What? What is it?
Nicole: The accident.
Blair: Well, at least your not whispering. What accident?
Nicole: I was playing with my friends and knocked his music on the ground and ripped it, by accident. Now everyday he beats me up. I have rashes, and bruises, and scrapes.
Jo: Nah, not from Alex.
Nicole: Yes, today he used this liquid in my ears son I couldn't hear. It's horrible!
Tootie: Then how can you hear us?
Nicole: I can read lips, really good.
Jo: Cool!
Nicole: No, you got to take me away ftom him!
Natalie: We'll try!
( Alex sleeps over with Nicole. The next morning, the girls tell Mrs G, and they all ask Alex if it's true)
Alex: No, she just thinks it is. I swear, it's what her old father used to do.
Nicole: Oh yeah, sorry Daddy!
YOU FINISH THE STORY!
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Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion.
Jo: You mean not enough!
Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything.
Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do?
Alex: And you must be Jo....
Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you?
Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras?
Tootie: It's not a camera.
Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser?
Tootie: No! It's a phone!
Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off?
Jo: It only makes local calls.
Blair: Jo's father is here. do I have the JUICEST secret.
Mrs G: Well let's just keep it a secret then.
Blair: But it's SOOOO Delicious!
Mrs G: BLAIR!
Blair: Jo is really named Joanna Marie
Jo: My dad calls me that sometimes (Quickly tone changes) But nobody else!
( Holds up a fist)
Blair: I prefer Jo my self.
Jo: How about a free face life Blair, right off your neck?
Jo: What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair, it's you!
Blair: I don't mean to be rude but...
Jo: I know, you just can't help yourself.
Blair: Jo, I just want you to know that you and Eddie have my blessing.
Jo: Why, that's nice Blair, you know what that means to me, ( smiling) Nothing!!!
Jo: Ya born, you live, you die, that's life.
Mrs G : girls, get into your nice clothes, were going to have a welcoming party!
Jo: Give me a break!
Blair: Oh, a welcoming party, I just love welcoming parties, who are we welcoming?
Mrs. G : My son's daughter, Nicole!
Natalie: I never knew Alex had a girl.
Mrs G : Either did I, but he did, and were going to welcome Nicole!
Jo: But welcoming parties are where you are touchy, and polite, and they're boring, and dull, like Blair for instance.
( The doorbell rings)
Mrs G : IT'S ALEX!
( Everyone runsto the door)
Mrs G : Alex, wheres Nicole?
Alex: Give me a break!
Jo: I like his style.
Alex: No no no, I mean give me a break, like saying she's getting the lugage.
Blair: The luggage? You don't hire someone to do that for you?
Jo: No Blair, it's also called reality.
( A girl, about 14 comes in)
Mrs G : Wheres your wife?
Alex: I don't had a wife, instead I have Nicole!
Blair: You don't have a wife, but have a baby? What in the world?
Alex: No,no,no, I adopted her!
Natalie: Hi Nicole, how are you?
Nicole: What?
Tootie( slowly): She said HOW ARE YOUUUUU.
Alex: Sorry, Nicole's ears are clogged because of the beating- I mean swimming?
Mrs G : Beating?
Alex: No, somnething else. We were swimming in NY yesterday!
Mrs G: Alex, it's winter! It's all frozen!
Alex: Did I say swimming, I meant... um... oh forget it.
Jo: Theres something fishy going on here.
Blair: I'm sorry to say this, but I agree with her.
Mrs G: Sit down, Alex, Nicole. So Alex, leave Nicole here with the girls, come to my room. With you having- I mean adopting a baby you must have so many things to talk about!
( Mrs G and Alex leave, leaving Nicole with the girls)
Tootie: Nicole, how's your dad?
( Nicole shakes her head rapidly.
Tootie: That's means no?
( Nicole shakes her head yes)
Natalie: Why? Did he do something?
Nicole( whispers): Yes.
Blair: You can talk in front of us.
Nicole( whispers): I can't, my dad threatened me to say a word about, you know---
Jo: What? What is it?
Nicole: The accident.
Blair: Well, at least your not whispering. What accident?
Nicole: I was playing with my friends and knocked his music on the ground and ripped it, by accident. Now everyday he beats me up. I have rashes, and bruises, and scrapes.
Jo: Nah, not from Alex.
Nicole: Yes, today he used this liquid in my ears son I couldn't hear. It's horrible!
Tootie: Then how can you hear us?
Nicole: I can read lips, really good.
Jo: Cool!
Nicole: No, you got to take me away ftom him!
Natalie: We'll try!
( Alex sleeps over with Nicole. The next morning, the girls tell Mrs G, and they all ask Alex if it's true)
Alex: No, she just thinks it is. I swear, it's what her old father used to do.
Nicole: Oh yeah, sorry Daddy!
YOU FINISH THE STORY!
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Blair: Sometimes I play a little too much attention to fashion.
Jo: You mean not enough!
Steve: Start from the beginning, tell me everything.
Jo: Ok, I have a problem. Her name is Blair, we had a fight I hate her guts what do I do?
Alex: And you must be Jo....
Jo: I have one simple question for you, who are you?
Mrs. G: Since when did we start selling video cameras?
Tootie: It's not a camera.
Mrs G: Then what is it? Another gum dispenser?
Tootie: No! It's a phone!
Mrs G: Then why are we selling it for half-off?
Jo: It only makes local calls.
Blair: Jo's father is here. do I have the JUICEST secret.
Mrs G: Well let's just keep it a secret then.
Blair: But it's SOOOO Delicious!
Mrs G: BLAIR!
Blair: Jo is really named Joanna Marie
Jo: My dad calls me that sometimes (Quickly tone changes) But nobody else!
( Holds up a fist)
Blair: I prefer Jo my self.
Jo: How about a free face life Blair, right off your neck?
Jo: What's that disgusting smell? Why Blair, it's you!
Blair: I don't mean to be rude but...
Jo: I know, you just can't help yourself.
Blair: Jo, I just want you to know that you and Eddie have my blessing.
Jo: Why, that's nice Blair, you know what that means to me, ( smiling) Nothing!!!
Jo: Ya born, you live, you die, that's life.