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01-14-2001, 07:17 PM
NEVER ENDING TRAGEDYS (A FACTS OF LIFE THRILLER)
(The camera focuses on Jo who is upstairs in her room studying for an exam)
B: (Comes into the door loudly) Hello everybody! (Notices there is just Jo) Or should I Hello Jo?
J: No..how about you say GOODBYE Jo.
B: And why on earth would I say that?
J: Because if you don't leave and let me study for my exam, I will have you not only saying goodbye to me, but to your life.
B: Oh fine. (Mutters) Harsh. (Leaves)
(The camera focuses on Tootie who is waiting anxiously by the phone for Jeff to call)
N: (Comes into the room) Tootie why are you pacing by a phone?
T: Because I am waiting for Jeff to call. He went on a buisness trip and he is suppose to call me when he arrived at the airport in California.
N: Ohhh ok. Well I am gonna go..see ya.
T: Bye Nat.
N: (Goes upstairs)
(About one or two hours pass)
T: (Sitting by phone still)
B: (Comes downstairs) Tootie, don't say your STILL waiting for Jeff to call.
T: Yes, I am and I am beginning to get worried. He promised he would call the minute he got there and the flight only takes 2 hours. I have been waiting here for MUCH longer than 2 hours.
B: (Sighs) Well..do you mind if I watch some TV? There is a special on 100 ways to looks gorgeous..well not that I need it..
T: I don't care at this point.
B: (Puts the TV on and notices that the program was interrupted for a special bulliten) Um..Tootie..what plane did Jeff take??
T: I don't know..I think Continental..why?
B: (Turns to Tootie) Tootie...(Turns back to the TV screen and suddenly turns pale)
T: What is it? (Walks to TV screen) No...no this can't be!
B: Tootie..just calm down. We don't know if it was his plane.
T: (Says under her breath) Flight 209....Blair...it was....
Guys I gotta go sorry..I hope you like this so far!!
01-14-2001, 07:36 PM
01-14-2001, 07:36 PM
Wow! That's really, really good so far!
J: Partners? You mean 50/50? Uh... 50/50...50?
B: Oh, good, Jo. We'll let you do the books!
B: I know a phony when I see one!
J: You should. You spend enough time looking at yourself in the mirror.
B: Mrs. Garrett said we could talk to her about anything and not be embaressed.
J: That was sex! This is personal!
01-14-2001, 07:48 PM
T: Blair..Jeff is...D-d-de..
N: Hey Tootie has jeff called...(Notices Tootie's eyes filling up with tears) Tootie what's wrong?? (Sees the TV) Oh my gosh...please say that wasn't Jeff's plane...
T: (Starts sobbing) it was..it was..it was!!!!!
N: (Starts panicing and doesn't know what to do so she runs to Tootie and lets her cry on her sholder) Tootie is will be alright..just clam down.
B: (Doesn't know what to do)
T: No it won't be alright!!! (Backs away) Jeff is dead!!!
B: (Runs upstairs into her and Jo's room) Jo!!
J: Will you leave me alone?!?!?
B: JEFF IS DEAD!!
J: (Stops studying and says quietly) What?!
B: They just said on the news that his plane crashed!
J: Oh my gosh..(gets up and follows Blair downstairs and sees the TV screen) Oh my..
T: Why!?!?! (kneels on ground)
B: (kneels next to her) Tootie stop crying!!
J: Well whats she suppose to do Blair? Jump up and down?!
B: (Doesn't know what to do) Wheres Beverly Ann?
N: She went out shopping with Andy and Pippa!
J: Oh..perfect place to be when a tragedy strikes!
T: (Still crying) I can't belive this!! (Runs upstairs and slams the door)
B: Jo she didn't know it was going to happen!
N: What in the world are we suppose to do about Tootie?!
B: How am I suppose to know?!?! I do not know everything!
J: You can say that again!
(The camera focuses on Beverly Ann's car. Beverly Ann is sitting in the driver's seat, Andy is in the seat next to her and Pippa is in the seat in the back)
P: I can't belive we bought so much stuff Bev!
A: Yeh mom I think we broke Blair's record!
BA: Well, I have to say there were a couple sales..
P: (Cuts her off) Bev watch out!
(A car smashes into them. Their car flips two times and stops near a tree trunk)
Ok Guys I am REALLY tired..I am signing off..Bye!!
01-14-2001, 07:56 PM
There can never be just one tragedy at a time here, can there. Not only is Jeff dead, but now Bev might be too. And in the other one, not only is Rick about to die, but Blair is almost beaten to death, and then Jo is ready to have an affair with her abusive husband. You guys sure do know how to keep things interesting. Never a dull moment in these fan fictions!
01-14-2001, 08:06 PM
this is great so far! good job!
01-14-2001, 08:13 PM
Please kill Rick next. I hate him.
01-14-2001, 08:32 PM
(The camera focuses back to the house where Natalie comes into her and Tootie's room)
N: Tootie? You here?
T: Well where else would I be? (Still crying)
N: Tootie..please don't cry.
T: Well what would you be doing if someone were to die?! What would happen if Snake were to die?! Would you be happy?! Huh?
N: That isn't the point. No, I wouldn't be happy but ..well..
T: Well there isn't anything you could say now is there? You don't know how much Jeff meant to me! We were engaged!! We could have a bright future! We could have kids! We could do everything we ever wanted together! We could have a happy life together! But now just because of one thing everything is ruined!
N: (Begins to get teary eyed) Tootie..
T: When I first met Jeff I thought my life was complete! I thought the puzzle peice that was missing ever since I knew what love was, was finally fit in! And it was! But obviously it isn't anymore! I would always dream of the one! Jeff WAS the one! he was the ONLY! He is the only one there will ever be for me!!
N: (Puts head down) Tootie I'm sorry..
T: Just leave!
N: Tootie this is my room to!
T: Well let me ask you this - would you like it if someone died and someone else bothered you about it?!
N: (Says nothing and just leaves)
(the camera focuses back to the scence of the accident, where Paramedics get to the scene)
PAR1: Oh my gosh look at the condition of this car! How come anyone survive that?
PAR2: We don't even know if they DID..cmon we gotta get 'em out of here!
(Both paramedics run to the car)
PAR1: Get the woman out of the car first, she looks like shes in the worst condition. (They struggle to get Beverly Ann out of the car. When they finally do they try to find a pulse, but there is none.)
PAR2: Get her on the stetcher and take her to ER now!
PAR1: (Puts the stretcher with Bev on it in the ambulence and they drive off)
PAR2: Alright guys..you two get out the boy, and I'll get out the girl.
PAR3/PAR4: (After time gets Pippa out of the car, onto a stretcher and drives off in a seperate ambulence)
PAR2: (Gets Andy out of the car and Puts him on a stetcher, and drives off with the third ambulence)
(The camera focuses on Blair sitting on the couch looking pale, Jo pacing back and forth not knowing what to do, and Natalie crying sitting on the staircase. All of the sudden the phone rings)
B: (Sighs) I guess i will get it. (Picks up the phone) Hello? What?! What do you mean a crash! (Just slams phone down) Andy Pippa and beverly Ann were in a accident. One of us has to go with me to the hospital.
J: Well I guess I will.
B; Ok come on.
N: And What am I suppose to do?!
J: Comfort Tootie! (Leaves, following Blair)
Well there is some more..I know I said I was gonna go but I couldn't resist writing more..lol..oh and coily2, I was thinking and I MIGHT kill Rick..but I dunno how! Lol!
01-14-2001, 11:19 PM
Might I suggest an anvil falling on his head? No matter how many times I see that happen to Wyle E. Coyote, I still laugh.
01-15-2001, 02:40 AM
I don't care what happens to the "supporting characters" Just please kill Rick. I hate him
01-15-2001, 11:19 AM
(The camera focuses on Natalie. She is afraid to go upstairs, so she is just staring out the window thinking of what to do)
N: (Shakes head and begins to cry some more then begins to talk to herself) Maybe I should call Rick to see if he could come over and talk to her. He is a good lecturer..(runs to the phone and calls Rick)
R: (On other line) Hello?
N: Rick it's Nat.
R: Nat what's wrong?
N: Well Jeff was killed in a plane crash and Beverly Ann, Andy, and Pippa were in a car accident. Blair and Jo went off to see Andy, Pippa, and Beverly Ann and Tootie is sobbing upstairs. She won't listen to me so could you come over and talk to her?
R: Sure I will be right there. (Hangs up phone and gets into his car and drives off)
N: (Hangs up)
R: (When he finally gets to the house he parks across the street and starts walking across to the house. All of the sudden a truck comes speeding towards him, hits him, and he flies onto the curb)
(The camera focuses in Tootie's room, where she is still sobbing)
T: Why..Why Lord did you let this happen?! You know I can't live without Jeff! (Sobbs histericaly and runs into the bathroom and opens the medicine cabinet, and notices a bottle of pain killers. She knocks everything off the shelf and spill all the pain killers in her hand, and toss them in her mouth)
(The camera focuses Jo and Blair in the waiting room of the hospital)
J: I sure hope they are alright.
B: So do I. (Makes a long pause) Jo how could all this happen?
(All of the sudden a Docter comes out of the ER)
J: (Stands up) Yeah that's us. What's the news?
DR: (Sits down) You might wanna sit down.
J: (Sits down)
DR: Ok..the boy is making a speedy recovery. We found a pulse and he is going to be absolutely fine. You can visit him in a couple hours.
B: What about Beverly Ann and Pippa?
DR: Well..the girl is in a coma.
DR: We are trying our best to get her awake.
J: Well what about Bev?!
DR: Well this is the part I wanted you to sit down for...(holds breath) we still haven't found a pulse. And...(long pause) there is a 95% chance she will die.
DR: We are trying as much as we can!
B: (gets up) Well try harder!!
DR: We are trying the best we can!!! That's all the news we have. We will inform you as soon as we can with more. (leaves)
B: (Just turns to Jo and hugs her)
(The canera focuses on Natalie who is wondering where Rick is, when she notices him with paramedica around him on the sidewalks)
N: Oh my Gosh!!!
Ok..my fingers are starting to hurt..lol..I hope you like it so far!
01-15-2001, 12:02 PM
Oh, that was a total shout-out! Thanks for taking care of the Rick-man!!!
01-15-2001, 12:14 PM
N: (Starts panicking and runs outside to the paramedics as they put Rick on a stretcher and into an ambulence) What happened?!
PAR1: He was hit by a car. Do you know him?
N: Yes, I do. He is Rick!
PAR1: Ok..you wanna come to the hospital with us?
N: Um..yeah I guess! (Completely forgets Tootie is home alone so she gets into the ambulence and they drive off)
(The camera focuses on Tootie who suddnly slumps down on the floor and begins couching histereclly)
(The camera focuses on the waiting room where Blair is half awake and Jo is pacing back and forth)
DR: (Comes out of the ER slowly with his head down) Um..we have more news.
B: Huh? What is it?
DR: Well the boy and girl are awake and fine. The girl woke out of a coma. You may go visit either one of them if you want.
J: Yeah and what about Bev?
DR: Well..I don't know how to say this. But..she didn't make it. She was pronounced dead 10 minutes ago.
B: (Gets up) What are you talking about!!?
DR: Now calm down. Calm down. I know how hard..
J: Hard?!?! This is ain't hard this is horrible! Now what are we suppose to do?!
B: Does Andy and Pippa know?
DR: No, not yet.
B: Smart move creep! Where are Andy and Pippa?!
DR: They are in the same room..Room 345.
J: C'Mon Blair. (Turns to the docter) no thanks to you!
(Blair and Jo run down the hallway and dash into Andy and Pippa's Room)
(The camera focuses on Tootie. She is still laying on the floor of the bathroom, choughing and gasping for breath)
(The camera then focuses to the ambulence with Rick in it. Suddenly the ambulence speeds of the road for some reason and slams into a telephone pole)
Ok..I did a little more..oh yeah and coily, your welcome! Lol
01-15-2001, 02:27 PM
Hey, I forgot to ask you guys what you think of it! Soooooo what do you think?
Very funny stuff.
Stanley Roper: I'm sorry Jack
Jack Tripper: Oh, thats ok, what did you do?
Roper: Me? Nothing, I just thought I saw something that wasnt normal, because it was normal, but, now I can see it aint normal, so, everything's back to normal again.
Jack: oh, well, I'm glad for you.
01-15-2001, 03:12 PM
What do you mean funny? Is it good or bad?
01-15-2001, 03:16 PM
Wait..never mind CLASSIC TV MAN, lol
01-15-2001, 03:28 PM
O my gosh talk about friday the thirteenth you go girl,,,,,lol,,,(that's why i asked) any who you were right this is your best one yet! I love the whole lets put every one in an ambulance idea is sad but but like in a reality funnyway cuz like it's different to have something to happen to everyone the same day! it's sooo good. pugh and you said you weren't good at fan fics...puh-leaze
Tootie:Rabbits, We are in Troooooublllllle
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01-15-2001, 03:44 PM
(The camera focuses on Jo and Blair walking in Andy and Pippa's room)
B: (Sees Andy and Pippa) H-hi guys..
A: Hi Blair..Jo..
P: (Weakly) Hey guys.
J: How are you guys feeling?
A: Fine..I guess. Wheres mom?
B: (Stares at Jo)
J: Well...your mom..well..didn't make it.
P: Wha?? Bevs dead?
A: (Doesn't say anything. His eyes just fill up with tears)No....
(The camera focuses on Snake who decided to visit the house. He is unaware of everything that has been happening)
S: (Walks in the house) Hello? (hears Tootie coughing) What the..? (Runs upstairs and sees Tootie laying on the bathroom floor) oh my god!!
T: (Gasping) Snake..Snake..help..
S: Um..ok..lets see..(thinks) I will take you to the hospital. (Picks up Tootie and runs outside leaving the door open. He goes into his car and takes off to the hospital)
(The camera focuses on a military base far from Peekskill, where Eddie is)
E: (Walking in the base, trying to find his troup. he completely forgot that the troup was practitesting the bombs. All of the sudden 3 of them go off in the spot he is standing...)
Guys I gotta go sorry bye!
01-15-2001, 04:01 PM
01-15-2001, 07:04 PM
Well,we can now rejoice that Beverly Ann is dead, and Rick's death seems to be looming(or did he already die? im confused). But you should'nt of killed Eddie, you should of made him come back and kill Rick and then everyone would of been happy. Yay!
"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."
01-15-2001, 08:22 PM
Here is the very last part of it....
(All of the sudden the camera focuses on a room. It is the girls room. All the lights are out and all the girls as well as Bev, Pippa, and Andy all wake up yelling. They realized it was all a dream)
01-15-2001, 08:50 PM
Ok guys...the story isnt ending. ignore the ending ok????? the story is suppose to leave off when snake found tootie on the floor.....eddie isnt dead either..ok???????? so the last scence there is suppose to be is snake finding tootie..ignore everything after that ok? i made a mistake. sorry!
01-15-2001, 09:05 PM
(The camera focuses on Snake driving to the hospital with Tootie in the front seat)
S: Hold on Tootie..we will be right there.
(All of the sudden another car slams into them and the car gets tumbled over)
(The camera focuses on the ambulence with Rick and natalie in it that crashed. Another ambulence puts Rick, natalie, and everyone else in the ambulence that crashed in it and they drive off to the hospital)
(The camera focuses on Casey, Blair's boyfriend. He is deciding to visit the house to see her. he is going to walk there but all of the sudden someone from the bushes comes out and grabs him, and throws him onto the ground. Then he kicks him, and takes out a gun..........)
Guys I gotta go..to amke myself clear again, Nothing happened to eddie yet ok? Nat and Ricks ambulence crashed though..ok? I gotta go! Sory! Buhbye! How is it?
01-15-2001, 10:01 PM
Well, at least Eddie is'nt dead.
"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."
01-16-2001, 03:28 PM
y are u killing everyone?? even if it is wicked funny its sad!
Nat: Hello sailor!
Tootie: hot stuff coming through, and the pizza's are warm too!
Jinny: if you pinch my a$$ one more time, i'll kick your's
Jinny: i think i am going to give up men
Magda: you, give up sex?
Jinny: i didn't say i was giving up sex, i just said i was giving up men! to tell you the truth i kinda like the idea of becoming intamate with something that comes with a money-back gaurentee!
Blair: thunder thighs is hanging up her spikes...
Sue Ann: and you just gave me a great idea were to put them
01-21-2001, 12:46 AM
i agree....and everything is happening too fast and too often....it's like, take a deep breath and think things over for a second.
"Each one of us is a BRAIN, and an ATHLETE, a BASKET CASE, a PRINCESS, and a CRIMINAL."
-Anthony Michael Hall, THE BREAKFAST CLUB
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