Live Before You Leap Pt. 1 (fanfic)

[JoBonner161]

This is based on 'A chrismas Carol'. Enjoy!

(((Jo s sitting at her desk writing something. Blair enters and looks really mad.)))
B:Jo, have you ever been stood up? Oh, wait, I forgot, to be stood up you first have to have a date.
J:I'm engaged,Blair.
B:Oh! So that's why you haven't dated on a while! You know.you really should try dating again...it might give you a new prespective on life!
I'll write more later.

[JoBonner161]

Okay, here is more...
J:What was that? Did I just see a zit pop up on your face?
(Blair gasps and runs into the bathroom.)Sometimes I wish I were never born.(A white light flashes and "Blair" is sitting on the air filing her ails.)
B:Okay!(Jumps down)First stop and assignment #...(counts on fingers)one! Okay, honey, let's go! I don't have all night!
J:Who are you? Where am I? How did I get here?
B:Please hold all stupid questions until the end of the tour! Take my neatly filed hand! We fly!
J:We fly?
B:We fly!
J:On what?
B http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/frown.gifscoffs)On the air! What else?
J:I may be way out of line but,oh, I don't know maybe a plane?
B:You wished you were ever born, so you weren't!
J:I'm confused.
B:I'm Katie nice to meet you!
J:You look like Blair's clone! That's all we need: another Blair!
B:You are important in the lives of so many people. We're going t look at what their lives would be like if you hadn't ever been born! Now,let's go!
J:Wait! I can't fly! I'll fall! No! (Katie and Jo fly out of the window.)
CAST:
Beverly Ann:Cloris Leachman
Blair Warner:Lisa Whelchel
Tootie Ramsay:Kim Fields
Nat Green:Mindy Cohn
Andy Moffet:MacKensie Astin
Rick Bonner:Scott Bryce
Jo Polniaczek:Nancy McKeon