FOL85NatandMrsGRock
11-14-2000, 06:30 PM
Oh my gosh!!! this is my new favorite episode that i ahve come up with!!! I REALLY LOVE IS EPISODE!!! i have to say that they really should have done an ep liek this if not EXACTLY liek this.... this subject really should have been touched on!! I mean come on!!! its the 80's!! well im not gonna tell you anythign about this ep or anythign you'll have to be surprised!! I AM REALLY EXCITED TO HEAR YOUR THOUGHTS ON THIS EP SOO PLEASE!!! REPLY!!!! thanks!!
what if...? (5th season)
-----Ednas Edibles-----
Tootie and Nat: (walk in)
Mrs. G: Hi girls! I gotta go finish the crossoints but will you get cleaning please!!
Tootie: Sure! (wooried look)
Nat: No problem!!
Mrs. G: Ok! (goes into the kitchen)
Nat: ok tootie wahts wrong?
Tootie: Look at my geometry test!! (hands it to nat)
Nat: (looks at it) tootie you got an F!!
tootie: yea!! i know!! and im supposed to have mrs. garrett sign it, they think cuz i dont live at eastland anymore that thats the reason i dont get geometry!! is my fault that im dumb!!
nat: Tootie your not dumb!! but what are you going to do? mrs. garrett will ground you when she finds out your failing!! We've been planning to go to a movie all week!! we ahvent done anything forever!!
Tootie: I know! what shoudl i do?
Jo: (sitting at a table reading a book interupts) Sign it for her!!
Tootie: shed kill me if she found out i did that!!
Jo: So waht your already in trouble for failing!! (gets up and goes to the counter and grabs a piece of paper, walks to tootie and grabs her test, sets them both on the counter and writes edna garrett on tooties test while looking at the other sheet of paper)
Totoie: Jo waht are you doing?
JO: well this is an order form carbon copy that has mrs. gs signature on it! im copying it for you!!
Tootie: jo... i dont know...
jo: (gives it back to tootie and goes to bring other sheet back to the counter0
Tootie: its doesnt look... wow that looks real!!!
Jo: i know i do beautiful work!! (tryign to put the sheet back int eh stack)
Mrs. G: (walks in and sees jo looking at her stack of papers) Jo waht are you dong?
Jo: Nothing! Just wanted to make sure you ordered anough horch radish, we're almost out!
Mrs. G: (puzzled look) ok...well i think i ordered some more... heres some more crossoints (has two pans one on each arm)
Nat: Great! (gets through costumers to help mrs. garrett)
MRs. G: thanks natalie!! (hands a tray to her and puts the other on teh counter) anybody know hwere blair is?
Blair: (walks in) Hi all!! wow we're buisy!! (sees 5 customers)
Mrs. G: Oh i was starting to worry! we need you to help out!! i need somebody in the kitchen! Blair? Jo?
Blair: I'll help you! (puts apron on)
Jo: I'm sorry mrs. g, but i got to cleam up out here!!
Mrs. G: Ok! (walks into the kitchen)
Blair: Oh jo... Do you wanna go to a movie or something with me tonight?
Jo: Oh Blair how much i would liek to do that (says sarcastically) I cant, i've got a date!
blair: You've got a date!?!?! With who? the person who invented leather?!?!?
Jo: (Smiles) Yea!! How did you know!?!?! (says sarcastically) No, his name is Bob!! He's human!! Unlike your dates Blair!!
Blair: My dates are human!! (says under her breath) most of them!!
Mrs. G: (walks in) common Blair!!
Blair: Ok! I'M comming!! (goes into kitchen)
Mrs. G: (follows Blair)
Jo: well tootie just don't tell your teacher I signed your test and not mrs. g!! (leaves)
Tootie: Boy am i gonna be in trouble (says like she used to say it when they were all younger) Why do i have to stink at geometry!! (sits at a table leaning on hands)
Nat: I'll help you!! (puts hands on her shoulders)
----Edna's Edibles (next day)-----
Jo and Blair: (walk in)
Mrs. G: hey girls, how was your day?
Jo: great! Fine! I'll be up stairs if you need me! (leaves)
mrs. g: (puzzled look) how was your day Blair?
Blair: Great!! we went to the coffe shop after classes I hope you dont mind we're late (puts apron on)
Mrs. G: as long as you're working now i dont care!! (hands her a dishcloth)
nat: (walks in) wheres tootie!?!?
Mrs. G: Shes not home yet!! But she better get ome soon!!
Nat: (in a furry) Im soo mad at her!!
Blair: (cleaning table) waht did hse do now!?!?
Nat: She ditched me at lunch!!
Mrs. G: Natalie (walks over to her and hands her her apron) Im sure she has a good excuse!!
Nat: yea, waht!?!? She had to fly to california!!
tootie: (walks in) Nat where the heck were you!! I was waiting for you at lunch and you didnt show!!
nat: well where the heck here you!! I was waiting too!!
tootie: i was there at 11:30!!
nat: we weres upposed to meet at 12:30 not 11:30!!
tootie: (sighs) well sorry!! (says snotty like)
nat: Its ok!!
mrs. G: (walks to tootie and hands her her apron) well at least she had a good excuse natalie!! Tootie I got a phone call from Mr. Parker today!! (walks over to toote)
Tootie: Uhh ohh.. (looks at nat) waht did he say?
Mrs. G: well it seems that your geometry teacher wanted to make sure I knew about you failing you test least week!
Tootie: oh... really? haha...haha..haaa.... (sighs on the last ha and knows that shes in trouble)
Mrs. G: yea, the only question i have is how did my signature get onto your test without me knowing it?!?! (says sarcastically0
Totoie: well, i knew you'd ground me if I was failing so Jo suggested me singing it for you... but I didnt do it, Jo did!!
Mrs. G: Oh i see!! well, your still grounded for a week!! starting tomorrow!
tootie: why tomorrow? why not today?
Mrs. G: well i know you and natalie were planning your night out all week! (smiles) but just because i did this once don't expect it to happen all the time!! i'm feeling extra generous today!! (smiles to self and says sternly) Now start working!! (scrubs counter)
tootie: thanks mrs. garrett! (whips tables)
Blair: anybody know whats up with Jo lately?
mrs. g; no, why?
blair: shes been avoiding me!!
Nat: wath else is new?
Blair: No!! its not like she usually does! its different!
mrs. g: well why dont you go up and talk to her? we'll cover down here for you!
Blair: (smiles) thanks, i will! (leaves the room)
Nat: tootie do you wanna meet for lunch at 12:30 tomorrow?
Tootie: yea, i'll be there at 12:30!!
nat: ok!
Tootie: ok mrs. garrett so i think me and nat are going to see a movie tonight
Mrs. G: ok! just odnt be home too late! a reasonable time tonight! its a school night after all!
Nat: dont worry!
tootie: we will!!
----Girl's bedroom----
Blair: (walks in) Hi jo!
JO: (sitting on bed with knees to chin) Hi (says glumly)
blair: I have a lot of homework so mrs. garrett let me ahve the afternoon off!! (sits on bed)
Jo: thats nice! (glumly)
Blair: Jo? wahts wrong? does this have to do with bob? (says concerened)
Jo: no!! its doesnt ahve to do with bob!! Blair, can i trust you? (sits on the edge of bed)
Blair: yes!! what is it?
jo: (looks down) I think i'm pregnant...
Blair; (shocked) What!?!?!? (says softly) are you sure?!?!?
Jo: I dont know, I mean i havent had sex but i havent been feeling good in the mornings and i have all the signs!
Blair: well, jo (pauses) I dont know what to say!
Jo: Me niether!! I dont know waht to do!
Blair: Jo, you gotta tell Mrs. Garrett! she can take you to a doctor!
Jo: I dont know what to say to her!! (pretends to be talking to mrs. g) oh hi mrs. g can you take me to a doctor i think i may be pregnant!!
Blair: Jo!! You need to tell her!!
Jo: No i dont Blair!! (shouts at Blair) And dont you tell her either!! i'll figure something out!! just leave me alone!! Please!! (shouts and points at the door)
Blair: (sighs and leaves)
-----Edna's Edibles-----
Blair: (walks in with a "waht do i do" look)
Mrs. G: Blair waths wrong!?!?
Blair: uhh... (thinks to self) Mrs. Garret can we go talk? please?
mrs. G: (looks worried) um yea (puts dishcloth down) lets go in the living toom (leads Blair)
----Living Room----
mrs. G and Blair: (sit on couch)
Mrs. G: Ok Blair what's wrong? Did you work things out with Jo?
Blair: yea, I guess (pauses) look Mrs. Garrett, Jo told me not to tell you, but since she wont tell you herself i think you need to hear it from somebody! (looks down)
mrs. G: Blair?? (puzzled yet concerned look)
Blair: ok there's no easy way to say this (pauses) but Jo thinks (pauses again) Jo thinks shes pregnant...
mrs. G: 9scared look on her fave) what!?!?!? (says scared and soft) is she sure?!?
Blair: No, she said that shes been sick in the morning and has all the signs! (thinks about it and sighs) i shouldnt have todl you! Jo woudl kill me if she found out i did!!
Mrs. G: blair dont worry! I won't say anything, but Jo needs to see a doctor and find out if she is, get her to go see one!!
Blair: Ok (pauses and thinks)
Mrs. G: oh blair! (puts her hand over her shoulder and kinda comforts her) i think you did a good thing by telling me if she wasnt going to!!
Blair: yea well, i should go help Natalie and tootie! (leaves)
Mrs. G: (sits on couch with a scared and worried look on her face)
Jo: (comes down the starits) Hi mrs. g!!
mrs. G: Hi jo! (gets up) wahts up? (tries not to show that she knows)
Jo: Oh nothing, just thought that i would help out in the store even though i dont ahve to, i have nothing else to do anyways! (goes into store)
*camera follows jo into store*
-----Edna's Edibles-----
Jo: (walks in) Hi guys! I thought I'd help out! (goes to get apron and puts it on)
Tootie: Great! we coudl use some help stocking!! Mrs. Garretts order came in this afternoon! (hands jo some jars to put on shelf)
Jo: (puts jars on shelf)
Mrs. G: (walks in, look at blair and puts her hands on her shoulders while passing, then goes into kitchen)
Blair: hey Jo, do you wanna go do soemthing tonight?
JO: No!! (shouts) I mean not really!! (says calmer)
Blair: Ok... (looks down and scrubs counter)
tootie: hey nat, waht movie should we go see tonight?
Nat: tootie I got a much better idea!! (smiles) let's not go to a movie but lets walk all downtown and pick upi guys!!
Tootie: yea!! sounds great!! (smiles)
mrs. G: (brings in a bowl of pasta salad, hands it to blair, smiles, and leaves)
Blair: (starts dishing it into a different bowl that stays in teh shop) you cant go downtown guy hunting... most men there are dangerous and sickos!!
tootie: not-uh... all the bates boys go there to look for girls!
Blair: since when?
nat: since you left eastland!!
blair: oh!! Jo, common lets get out tonight!
JO: Blair! I said i didnt want to!! I gotta do some work on my bike!!
blair: jo! you havent worked on that thing since high school!!
jo: thats why i have to work on it!
Mrs. G: (walks in with a tray of crissoints)
Blair: Jo you know what? I'll give you the money and you can get it fixed by a professional and you wont have to work on that thing ever again!!
Jo: blair!! stop it!! i dont want your stupid money! now leave me alone!! (runs out)
mrs. G: (walks to Blair and puts hands on shoulders) Blair, keep trying!! well, i'm gonna get dinner started, why dont you girls close up!! (walks out)
nat: keep trying about what, Blair?!?!
Blair: nothing!! just drop it!! (walks over to the door and turns the sign to closed then walks back to counter)
tootie: (looks at nat)
nat: (looks at tootie)
tootie: blair! wahts wrong!!
Blair: NOTHING!!! (shouts and leans on counter and thinks to self)
----Living Room----
mrs. G: (walks in with a bowl of broccoli) ok come on girls dinner!!
blair, nat, and tootie: (get up from couch and sti at table)
mrs. g: wheres jo?
Blair: upstairs (pauses) thinking!
mrs. g: oh ok, we'll start without her then (sits down at table)
Nat: But youd give us the right act when we skip dinner without a good excuse!!
mrs. g; girls... (pauses and thinks of waht to say, looks at blair, and says) Jo has a lot to think about! come on, eat up, you guys have to get to your movie!
tootie: (looks at nat and smiles)
nat: (laughs a little but still keeps her cool)
mrs. g: ok girls wat is it?
nat: Nothing!! I just thought of a funny thing that i told tootie about earlier!
mrs. G: Ok (lets it go and thinks about jo)
nat: (whispers to tootie) boy mrs. garrett must be preoccupied by something, cuz that was too easy!!
tootie: (whispers) yea!! (looks at watch and says normal) Oh nat we gotta leave or we're going to be late for the movie!! (takes one last drink of mile and gets up to get coat)
nat; oh!! (takes a roll to eat on the go and gets coat and puts it on)
Tootie: we wont be too late mrs. garrett!!
mrs. G: ok, jsut be home early! no later than 12!! you do have school tomorrow!
tootie and nate: bye (leave)
mrs. G: blair, didnt you ahve a date tonight?
Blair: yea, but i cancelled, i figured that jo needed me more than Ron, i know i gotta get jo to a doctor!! but i dont know how!
mrs. G: blair you doing fine! at least your showing you care!! your here arent you!
Blair: besides im not having a good hair day and i dont have anythign nice to wear!! I need some new clothes!!
mrs. G: now thats the blair i know!! (laughs and smiles)
-----Living room (later)-----
Jo: (sitting on teh couch with knees to chin, crying in the dark)
Mrs. G: (walks down teh stairs and turns lights on) Jo!! its 12:30 Why arent you in bed?
JO: (crying) because (whips face) waht are you doing up?
mrs. G: (sits next to jo and puts hands on houlders) waiting for nat and tootie!! what are you doing up?
Jo: oh just thinking!!
mrs. g: Jo wahts wrong?
Jo: (puts legs down) nothing! im ok! (sobs a little and whips face)
mrs. G: Jo, you dont cry about nothing! come one whats this about?
JO: Let me guess Blair told you didnt she?!?
mrs. G: (shakes head no) oh i cant lie! yes, she did (comforts Jo0
Jo: Blair coudl never keep her mouth shut!!
mrs. G: Jo! this is serious! Its a good thing somebody told me!! waht if you are (pauses and is hesitant to say) pregnant... (looks at Jo)
Jo: well, I didnt know how to tell you (starts to shed another couple of tears) and I'm not positive that I am, i just have the symptoms...
mrs. g: Jo (pauses) you ahve to find out for sure!!
Jo: (starts crying a lot) Oh mrs. garrett Im sooo scared!!!! (hugs mrs. g and cries a lot)
mrs. G: oh jo!! (gets a scared look on her face and comforts her and hugs her and kisses her head) jo i wish i could say that everything will be ok!! but.... (pauses)
Jo: (leans back ) waht do i do if i am pregnant though!?!? i'm so confussed!!
mrs. g: well, you have an important desision about where youd want to keep the baby or not... (looks scared for jo) Jo, dont worry, its probably just a false alarm, but we need to go to a doctor to see what he says!! ok?
Jo: (looks down)
mrs. G: (lifts jos head and has a tear in her eye feeling jos pain and lets a little smile out)
JO: (hugs mrs. g and cries some more)
mrs. G: (has a very scared look on face)
----Living Room-----
Mrs. G: (sitting on couch thinking about jo and has a scared look)
nat and tootie: (walk in laughing and dont see mrs. garrett)
tootie: tonight was soo much fun!! (takes coat off)
nat: those 2 bates guys were sooo friendly!! (takes coat off)
tootie: lets do this again on friday!!
mrs. G: hi girls!! (sternly)
nat and tootie: (surprised)
nat: hi mrs. Garrett!! (tries to soften her up)
tootie: what are you doing up?
mrs. G: (looks at watch) it is 1:30 in teh moring! I told you to be home no later then 12!!
Nat: sorry! we lost track of time!
Mrs. G: You girls are grounded!!
tootie: come on mrs. garrett!! Besides, im already grounded!
mrs. g: well then make it 2 weeks instead of 1!!
tootie: mrs. garrett! but blair and jo stay out late all the time!
mrs. g: they are in college you are in high school! theya re 4 years older than you now go up stairs!!
----Girls' bedroom (next morning)----
Jo: (runs into Blair when comming out of bathroom)
Blair: JO look, im sorry i told mrs. garrett...
jo: dont worry blair, i know you meant well I mean you kept it from nat and tootie!
blair: yea!! (smiles)
nat and tootie: (walk in)
Nat: Hi jo!! are you ok?
Tootie: yea let us know what the doctor says ok?
Blair: (quick runs into the bathroom and slams the door)
Jo: (runs to the bathroom door and pounds on it screaming) BLAIR YOU JERK!!! YOU TOLD EVERYONE!!!
Blair: (says through the door) Not everyone!
Jo: BLAIR!!
mrs. g: (walks in) wahts all the yelling?
tootie: Jo and Blair! (points at jo)
mrs. G: (walks over to Jo) Jo come on! or you'll be late for your appointment!
Jo: Blair we'll finish this when i get back!! (goes to door to leave) mrs. g im really scared i dont know if i can handle this!
mrs. G: come on jo you can do this!! you gotta!!
Jo: will you come with me?
mrs. g: sure!! (walks to jo and grabs her hand and they walk out hand in hand)
tootie: waht if jo is really pregnant?!?
nat: I dont know!! everything will hit the fan!!
----Living Room----
Blair, nat, and tootie: (watching tv and laughing)
mrs. G and JO: (walk in)
blair: (turns tv off then runs to jo) JO!! waht did the doctor say!?!?
Jo: (silent and stands there)
Nat: Jo!!! come on!!! what did the doctor say!!!
jo: (silent still)
tootie: mrs garrett??
mrs. g: 9says very happy and loud) shes not pregnant!!!
blair, nat, and tootie: (scream and run to jo and hug her)
Jo: (smiles and hugs back)
Blair, nat and tootie: (back off)
Jo: (looks at mrs. g) mrs. garrett ... (pauses and smniles) thanks!! for talking to me, going with me!! everyhing!! (smiesl and hugs her)
mrs. G: (hugs jo back and give her a kiss on her cheek) Mp problem!! I'm just glad that it was only a false alarm!! (smiles)
Jo: (looks at blair and hesitantly says) thanks blair!!
blair: what are friends for!?!?
Jo: (hugs blair, backs up and puts arms aroudn mrs. g and blair) thanks sooo much for being here!!! (smiles)
this episode is dedicated to the source of the thought... lavern and shirly!! they rock too!!! heheh...
what if...? (5th season)
-----Ednas Edibles-----
Tootie and Nat: (walk in)
Mrs. G: Hi girls! I gotta go finish the crossoints but will you get cleaning please!!
Tootie: Sure! (wooried look)
Nat: No problem!!
Mrs. G: Ok! (goes into the kitchen)
Nat: ok tootie wahts wrong?
Tootie: Look at my geometry test!! (hands it to nat)
Nat: (looks at it) tootie you got an F!!
tootie: yea!! i know!! and im supposed to have mrs. garrett sign it, they think cuz i dont live at eastland anymore that thats the reason i dont get geometry!! is my fault that im dumb!!
nat: Tootie your not dumb!! but what are you going to do? mrs. garrett will ground you when she finds out your failing!! We've been planning to go to a movie all week!! we ahvent done anything forever!!
Tootie: I know! what shoudl i do?
Jo: (sitting at a table reading a book interupts) Sign it for her!!
Tootie: shed kill me if she found out i did that!!
Jo: So waht your already in trouble for failing!! (gets up and goes to the counter and grabs a piece of paper, walks to tootie and grabs her test, sets them both on the counter and writes edna garrett on tooties test while looking at the other sheet of paper)
Totoie: Jo waht are you doing?
JO: well this is an order form carbon copy that has mrs. gs signature on it! im copying it for you!!
Tootie: jo... i dont know...
jo: (gives it back to tootie and goes to bring other sheet back to the counter0
Tootie: its doesnt look... wow that looks real!!!
Jo: i know i do beautiful work!! (tryign to put the sheet back int eh stack)
Mrs. G: (walks in and sees jo looking at her stack of papers) Jo waht are you dong?
Jo: Nothing! Just wanted to make sure you ordered anough horch radish, we're almost out!
Mrs. G: (puzzled look) ok...well i think i ordered some more... heres some more crossoints (has two pans one on each arm)
Nat: Great! (gets through costumers to help mrs. garrett)
MRs. G: thanks natalie!! (hands a tray to her and puts the other on teh counter) anybody know hwere blair is?
Blair: (walks in) Hi all!! wow we're buisy!! (sees 5 customers)
Mrs. G: Oh i was starting to worry! we need you to help out!! i need somebody in the kitchen! Blair? Jo?
Blair: I'll help you! (puts apron on)
Jo: I'm sorry mrs. g, but i got to cleam up out here!!
Mrs. G: Ok! (walks into the kitchen)
Blair: Oh jo... Do you wanna go to a movie or something with me tonight?
Jo: Oh Blair how much i would liek to do that (says sarcastically) I cant, i've got a date!
blair: You've got a date!?!?! With who? the person who invented leather?!?!?
Jo: (Smiles) Yea!! How did you know!?!?! (says sarcastically) No, his name is Bob!! He's human!! Unlike your dates Blair!!
Blair: My dates are human!! (says under her breath) most of them!!
Mrs. G: (walks in) common Blair!!
Blair: Ok! I'M comming!! (goes into kitchen)
Mrs. G: (follows Blair)
Jo: well tootie just don't tell your teacher I signed your test and not mrs. g!! (leaves)
Tootie: Boy am i gonna be in trouble (says like she used to say it when they were all younger) Why do i have to stink at geometry!! (sits at a table leaning on hands)
Nat: I'll help you!! (puts hands on her shoulders)
----Edna's Edibles (next day)-----
Jo and Blair: (walk in)
Mrs. G: hey girls, how was your day?
Jo: great! Fine! I'll be up stairs if you need me! (leaves)
mrs. g: (puzzled look) how was your day Blair?
Blair: Great!! we went to the coffe shop after classes I hope you dont mind we're late (puts apron on)
Mrs. G: as long as you're working now i dont care!! (hands her a dishcloth)
nat: (walks in) wheres tootie!?!?
Mrs. G: Shes not home yet!! But she better get ome soon!!
Nat: (in a furry) Im soo mad at her!!
Blair: (cleaning table) waht did hse do now!?!?
Nat: She ditched me at lunch!!
Mrs. G: Natalie (walks over to her and hands her her apron) Im sure she has a good excuse!!
Nat: yea, waht!?!? She had to fly to california!!
tootie: (walks in) Nat where the heck were you!! I was waiting for you at lunch and you didnt show!!
nat: well where the heck here you!! I was waiting too!!
tootie: i was there at 11:30!!
nat: we weres upposed to meet at 12:30 not 11:30!!
tootie: (sighs) well sorry!! (says snotty like)
nat: Its ok!!
mrs. G: (walks to tootie and hands her her apron) well at least she had a good excuse natalie!! Tootie I got a phone call from Mr. Parker today!! (walks over to toote)
Tootie: Uhh ohh.. (looks at nat) waht did he say?
Mrs. G: well it seems that your geometry teacher wanted to make sure I knew about you failing you test least week!
Tootie: oh... really? haha...haha..haaa.... (sighs on the last ha and knows that shes in trouble)
Mrs. G: yea, the only question i have is how did my signature get onto your test without me knowing it?!?! (says sarcastically0
Totoie: well, i knew you'd ground me if I was failing so Jo suggested me singing it for you... but I didnt do it, Jo did!!
Mrs. G: Oh i see!! well, your still grounded for a week!! starting tomorrow!
tootie: why tomorrow? why not today?
Mrs. G: well i know you and natalie were planning your night out all week! (smiles) but just because i did this once don't expect it to happen all the time!! i'm feeling extra generous today!! (smiles to self and says sternly) Now start working!! (scrubs counter)
tootie: thanks mrs. garrett! (whips tables)
Blair: anybody know whats up with Jo lately?
mrs. g; no, why?
blair: shes been avoiding me!!
Nat: wath else is new?
Blair: No!! its not like she usually does! its different!
mrs. g: well why dont you go up and talk to her? we'll cover down here for you!
Blair: (smiles) thanks, i will! (leaves the room)
Nat: tootie do you wanna meet for lunch at 12:30 tomorrow?
Tootie: yea, i'll be there at 12:30!!
nat: ok!
Tootie: ok mrs. garrett so i think me and nat are going to see a movie tonight
Mrs. G: ok! just odnt be home too late! a reasonable time tonight! its a school night after all!
Nat: dont worry!
tootie: we will!!
----Girl's bedroom----
Blair: (walks in) Hi jo!
JO: (sitting on bed with knees to chin) Hi (says glumly)
blair: I have a lot of homework so mrs. garrett let me ahve the afternoon off!! (sits on bed)
Jo: thats nice! (glumly)
Blair: Jo? wahts wrong? does this have to do with bob? (says concerened)
Jo: no!! its doesnt ahve to do with bob!! Blair, can i trust you? (sits on the edge of bed)
Blair: yes!! what is it?
jo: (looks down) I think i'm pregnant...
Blair; (shocked) What!?!?!? (says softly) are you sure?!?!?
Jo: I dont know, I mean i havent had sex but i havent been feeling good in the mornings and i have all the signs!
Blair: well, jo (pauses) I dont know what to say!
Jo: Me niether!! I dont know waht to do!
Blair: Jo, you gotta tell Mrs. Garrett! she can take you to a doctor!
Jo: I dont know what to say to her!! (pretends to be talking to mrs. g) oh hi mrs. g can you take me to a doctor i think i may be pregnant!!
Blair: Jo!! You need to tell her!!
Jo: No i dont Blair!! (shouts at Blair) And dont you tell her either!! i'll figure something out!! just leave me alone!! Please!! (shouts and points at the door)
Blair: (sighs and leaves)
-----Edna's Edibles-----
Blair: (walks in with a "waht do i do" look)
Mrs. G: Blair waths wrong!?!?
Blair: uhh... (thinks to self) Mrs. Garret can we go talk? please?
mrs. G: (looks worried) um yea (puts dishcloth down) lets go in the living toom (leads Blair)
----Living Room----
mrs. G and Blair: (sit on couch)
Mrs. G: Ok Blair what's wrong? Did you work things out with Jo?
Blair: yea, I guess (pauses) look Mrs. Garrett, Jo told me not to tell you, but since she wont tell you herself i think you need to hear it from somebody! (looks down)
mrs. G: Blair?? (puzzled yet concerned look)
Blair: ok there's no easy way to say this (pauses) but Jo thinks (pauses again) Jo thinks shes pregnant...
mrs. G: 9scared look on her fave) what!?!?!? (says scared and soft) is she sure?!?
Blair: No, she said that shes been sick in the morning and has all the signs! (thinks about it and sighs) i shouldnt have todl you! Jo woudl kill me if she found out i did!!
Mrs. G: blair dont worry! I won't say anything, but Jo needs to see a doctor and find out if she is, get her to go see one!!
Blair: Ok (pauses and thinks)
Mrs. G: oh blair! (puts her hand over her shoulder and kinda comforts her) i think you did a good thing by telling me if she wasnt going to!!
Blair: yea well, i should go help Natalie and tootie! (leaves)
Mrs. G: (sits on couch with a scared and worried look on her face)
Jo: (comes down the starits) Hi mrs. g!!
mrs. G: Hi jo! (gets up) wahts up? (tries not to show that she knows)
Jo: Oh nothing, just thought that i would help out in the store even though i dont ahve to, i have nothing else to do anyways! (goes into store)
*camera follows jo into store*
-----Edna's Edibles-----
Jo: (walks in) Hi guys! I thought I'd help out! (goes to get apron and puts it on)
Tootie: Great! we coudl use some help stocking!! Mrs. Garretts order came in this afternoon! (hands jo some jars to put on shelf)
Jo: (puts jars on shelf)
Mrs. G: (walks in, look at blair and puts her hands on her shoulders while passing, then goes into kitchen)
Blair: hey Jo, do you wanna go do soemthing tonight?
JO: No!! (shouts) I mean not really!! (says calmer)
Blair: Ok... (looks down and scrubs counter)
tootie: hey nat, waht movie should we go see tonight?
Nat: tootie I got a much better idea!! (smiles) let's not go to a movie but lets walk all downtown and pick upi guys!!
Tootie: yea!! sounds great!! (smiles)
mrs. G: (brings in a bowl of pasta salad, hands it to blair, smiles, and leaves)
Blair: (starts dishing it into a different bowl that stays in teh shop) you cant go downtown guy hunting... most men there are dangerous and sickos!!
tootie: not-uh... all the bates boys go there to look for girls!
Blair: since when?
nat: since you left eastland!!
blair: oh!! Jo, common lets get out tonight!
JO: Blair! I said i didnt want to!! I gotta do some work on my bike!!
blair: jo! you havent worked on that thing since high school!!
jo: thats why i have to work on it!
Mrs. G: (walks in with a tray of crissoints)
Blair: Jo you know what? I'll give you the money and you can get it fixed by a professional and you wont have to work on that thing ever again!!
Jo: blair!! stop it!! i dont want your stupid money! now leave me alone!! (runs out)
mrs. G: (walks to Blair and puts hands on shoulders) Blair, keep trying!! well, i'm gonna get dinner started, why dont you girls close up!! (walks out)
nat: keep trying about what, Blair?!?!
Blair: nothing!! just drop it!! (walks over to the door and turns the sign to closed then walks back to counter)
tootie: (looks at nat)
nat: (looks at tootie)
tootie: blair! wahts wrong!!
Blair: NOTHING!!! (shouts and leans on counter and thinks to self)
----Living Room----
mrs. G: (walks in with a bowl of broccoli) ok come on girls dinner!!
blair, nat, and tootie: (get up from couch and sti at table)
mrs. g: wheres jo?
Blair: upstairs (pauses) thinking!
mrs. g: oh ok, we'll start without her then (sits down at table)
Nat: But youd give us the right act when we skip dinner without a good excuse!!
mrs. g; girls... (pauses and thinks of waht to say, looks at blair, and says) Jo has a lot to think about! come on, eat up, you guys have to get to your movie!
tootie: (looks at nat and smiles)
nat: (laughs a little but still keeps her cool)
mrs. g: ok girls wat is it?
nat: Nothing!! I just thought of a funny thing that i told tootie about earlier!
mrs. G: Ok (lets it go and thinks about jo)
nat: (whispers to tootie) boy mrs. garrett must be preoccupied by something, cuz that was too easy!!
tootie: (whispers) yea!! (looks at watch and says normal) Oh nat we gotta leave or we're going to be late for the movie!! (takes one last drink of mile and gets up to get coat)
nat; oh!! (takes a roll to eat on the go and gets coat and puts it on)
Tootie: we wont be too late mrs. garrett!!
mrs. G: ok, jsut be home early! no later than 12!! you do have school tomorrow!
tootie and nate: bye (leave)
mrs. G: blair, didnt you ahve a date tonight?
Blair: yea, but i cancelled, i figured that jo needed me more than Ron, i know i gotta get jo to a doctor!! but i dont know how!
mrs. G: blair you doing fine! at least your showing you care!! your here arent you!
Blair: besides im not having a good hair day and i dont have anythign nice to wear!! I need some new clothes!!
mrs. G: now thats the blair i know!! (laughs and smiles)
-----Living room (later)-----
Jo: (sitting on teh couch with knees to chin, crying in the dark)
Mrs. G: (walks down teh stairs and turns lights on) Jo!! its 12:30 Why arent you in bed?
JO: (crying) because (whips face) waht are you doing up?
mrs. G: (sits next to jo and puts hands on houlders) waiting for nat and tootie!! what are you doing up?
Jo: oh just thinking!!
mrs. g: Jo wahts wrong?
Jo: (puts legs down) nothing! im ok! (sobs a little and whips face)
mrs. G: Jo, you dont cry about nothing! come one whats this about?
JO: Let me guess Blair told you didnt she?!?
mrs. G: (shakes head no) oh i cant lie! yes, she did (comforts Jo0
Jo: Blair coudl never keep her mouth shut!!
mrs. G: Jo! this is serious! Its a good thing somebody told me!! waht if you are (pauses and is hesitant to say) pregnant... (looks at Jo)
Jo: well, I didnt know how to tell you (starts to shed another couple of tears) and I'm not positive that I am, i just have the symptoms...
mrs. g: Jo (pauses) you ahve to find out for sure!!
Jo: (starts crying a lot) Oh mrs. garrett Im sooo scared!!!! (hugs mrs. g and cries a lot)
mrs. G: oh jo!! (gets a scared look on her face and comforts her and hugs her and kisses her head) jo i wish i could say that everything will be ok!! but.... (pauses)
Jo: (leans back ) waht do i do if i am pregnant though!?!? i'm so confussed!!
mrs. g: well, you have an important desision about where youd want to keep the baby or not... (looks scared for jo) Jo, dont worry, its probably just a false alarm, but we need to go to a doctor to see what he says!! ok?
Jo: (looks down)
mrs. G: (lifts jos head and has a tear in her eye feeling jos pain and lets a little smile out)
JO: (hugs mrs. g and cries some more)
mrs. G: (has a very scared look on face)
----Living Room-----
Mrs. G: (sitting on couch thinking about jo and has a scared look)
nat and tootie: (walk in laughing and dont see mrs. garrett)
tootie: tonight was soo much fun!! (takes coat off)
nat: those 2 bates guys were sooo friendly!! (takes coat off)
tootie: lets do this again on friday!!
mrs. G: hi girls!! (sternly)
nat and tootie: (surprised)
nat: hi mrs. Garrett!! (tries to soften her up)
tootie: what are you doing up?
mrs. G: (looks at watch) it is 1:30 in teh moring! I told you to be home no later then 12!!
Nat: sorry! we lost track of time!
Mrs. G: You girls are grounded!!
tootie: come on mrs. garrett!! Besides, im already grounded!
mrs. g: well then make it 2 weeks instead of 1!!
tootie: mrs. garrett! but blair and jo stay out late all the time!
mrs. g: they are in college you are in high school! theya re 4 years older than you now go up stairs!!
----Girls' bedroom (next morning)----
Jo: (runs into Blair when comming out of bathroom)
Blair: JO look, im sorry i told mrs. garrett...
jo: dont worry blair, i know you meant well I mean you kept it from nat and tootie!
blair: yea!! (smiles)
nat and tootie: (walk in)
Nat: Hi jo!! are you ok?
Tootie: yea let us know what the doctor says ok?
Blair: (quick runs into the bathroom and slams the door)
Jo: (runs to the bathroom door and pounds on it screaming) BLAIR YOU JERK!!! YOU TOLD EVERYONE!!!
Blair: (says through the door) Not everyone!
Jo: BLAIR!!
mrs. g: (walks in) wahts all the yelling?
tootie: Jo and Blair! (points at jo)
mrs. G: (walks over to Jo) Jo come on! or you'll be late for your appointment!
Jo: Blair we'll finish this when i get back!! (goes to door to leave) mrs. g im really scared i dont know if i can handle this!
mrs. G: come on jo you can do this!! you gotta!!
Jo: will you come with me?
mrs. g: sure!! (walks to jo and grabs her hand and they walk out hand in hand)
tootie: waht if jo is really pregnant?!?
nat: I dont know!! everything will hit the fan!!
----Living Room----
Blair, nat, and tootie: (watching tv and laughing)
mrs. G and JO: (walk in)
blair: (turns tv off then runs to jo) JO!! waht did the doctor say!?!?
Jo: (silent and stands there)
Nat: Jo!!! come on!!! what did the doctor say!!!
jo: (silent still)
tootie: mrs garrett??
mrs. g: 9says very happy and loud) shes not pregnant!!!
blair, nat, and tootie: (scream and run to jo and hug her)
Jo: (smiles and hugs back)
Blair, nat and tootie: (back off)
Jo: (looks at mrs. g) mrs. garrett ... (pauses and smniles) thanks!! for talking to me, going with me!! everyhing!! (smiesl and hugs her)
mrs. G: (hugs jo back and give her a kiss on her cheek) Mp problem!! I'm just glad that it was only a false alarm!! (smiles)
Jo: (looks at blair and hesitantly says) thanks blair!!
blair: what are friends for!?!?
Jo: (hugs blair, backs up and puts arms aroudn mrs. g and blair) thanks sooo much for being here!!! (smiles)
this episode is dedicated to the source of the thought... lavern and shirly!! they rock too!!! heheh...