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Brian Damage
05-26-2007, 11:16 AM
Of course, the A-Team movie is still very much active. Heck, if Transformers does well, I think that we're going to see a lot more of 80's television on the big screen. As Erik Davis told us last September, Stephen J. Cannell, the series creator, was cooking up the remake and picked some unnamed screenwriter to pen it. Before that, back in 2005, Mark Beall mused about who would or could be cast. The top choices: Bruce Willis as Hannibal, Brad Pitt as Murdoch, Matt Damon as Face and B.A. would once again be Mr. T. Since T still looks the same, it would make sense, right? I mean, you can replace a lot of actors in remakes, but the minute you try to mimic Mr. T, I'm betting that the whole thing will fall flat.

But the mohawk-man himself wouldn't do it without his whole team: "If you ain't gonna have the main guys, like [Dwight Schultz] as Murdoch and the guys that I grew up with, [forget it]." But what about a cameo? I would say that's the worst idea ever. After they finally find a Mr. T replacement, they'd actually think of placing them both in the same film? That sounds like movie suicide to me. Not that it matters anyway -- Mr. T pities the fool who tries to get him in a guest spot: "We don't do cameos! You don't disrespect us, or 'Pow! Pow!'" The icon went on to say: "it's insulting me to ask me to be in it [as someone else]. It's just like my ex-girlfriend saying 'Why don't you come out to dinner with my new boyfriend?' You see what I mean? I am not going to do that." Well, the remake has that going for it. Personally, I'd rather see the old guys all back if anything at all, but if not, I see no way around this Mr. T hurdle. Sure, you could throw in Ving Rhames, but anyone who tries to be The T will just be a weak caricature. Is the movie doomed?

Dynomite
05-31-2007, 08:57 AM
What about The Rock as B.A. Baracus? Only he would say lines like "Shut your mouth, Jabroni"(to Murdock), "After 30 annoying seconds, B.A. Baracus says know your role and shut your mouth!"; "I'm not going to fly with that crazy jabroni, Murdock!"; "It doesn't matter why you monkey asses are here!"(to the bad guys) or better yet(also to the bad guys)"Just bring it!" As far as the casting for the feature film version of the A-Team is concerned, since Universal still owns the property, I'm thinking the following:

The Rock as B.A. Baracus
George Clooney as Hannibal Smith
Owen Wilson as Face
Jim Carrey as H.M. Murdock

Anyway, if The Rock were to be cast as B.A. Baracus, Universal might have to get Vince McMahon as a co-executive producer.

Zoneboy
05-31-2007, 09:29 AM
I pity the fools that would actually pay money to go see this. :rolleyes:

T-Greg
05-31-2007, 09:37 AM
It should be done as the surviving guys coming together because something happened to someone close to one of them. It has to be something big, that it warrants the reunion. This will be in the present, so they need to craft a story about Hannibal. He's deceased, possibly killed in a recent conflict...of course, the team has since been cleared of any wrongdoing, so he had decided to go back into the service. To me, that would get much more interest than another stupid movie based on a TV show using different actors.