Jack's Beatle Poster
05-08-2001, 10:56 PM
What the hell ever happend to this show? It was damn good and very very funny! It was very successful, I wonder why FOX canned it?!
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Not tonite Helen,
I gotta headache!-Stanley Roper
When you gotta gun
in your hand, your
free to make any speech
you want!!-Archie Bunker
Shut up Blair!-Jo
Then she got down
on her knees and....
PRAYED TO GOD!!!!-Larry
Jack, get your mind out
of the gutter!-Janet Wood
Goodnight, Chrissy!-Chrissy Snow
Frankley my dear...
I don't give a damn.-Jack Tripper
STANLEY: The car was overheated,
Helen!
HELEN: So was I!!
MARGE: Kids can be so
creul!
BART: We can? Thanks, Mom!
(Bart socks Lisa)
LISA: Oww!!
LARRY: Jack, I've come to talk to
you about the $20 bucks
I owe ya.
JACK: You don't owe me $20 bucks!
LARRY: I will after you lend
me it.
JANET: It says right here in
plain black and white!
"Doreen-The Rapist!"
JACK: What?! That's
therapist!
JANET: Oh...
JANET'S DAD: She always
did have trouble reading!
HELEN: Stanley, you got
2 choices. You either
put your pants on and take
me to that resturant...
Or leave them off and we
could stay here and
have fun!
KIMBERLY: We've gotta
do something about that
bathroom.
WILLIS: Like what?
KIMBERLY: Like not leaving
the seat up.
WILLIS: That's Arnold.
ARNOLD: No way, I stand
on the seat!
TOOTIE: We are in trou-ble!
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Not tonite Helen,
I gotta headache!-Stanley Roper
When you gotta gun
in your hand, your
free to make any speech
you want!!-Archie Bunker
Shut up Blair!-Jo
Then she got down
on her knees and....
PRAYED TO GOD!!!!-Larry
Jack, get your mind out
of the gutter!-Janet Wood
Goodnight, Chrissy!-Chrissy Snow
Frankley my dear...
I don't give a damn.-Jack Tripper
STANLEY: The car was overheated,
Helen!
HELEN: So was I!!
MARGE: Kids can be so
creul!
BART: We can? Thanks, Mom!
(Bart socks Lisa)
LISA: Oww!!
LARRY: Jack, I've come to talk to
you about the $20 bucks
I owe ya.
JACK: You don't owe me $20 bucks!
LARRY: I will after you lend
me it.
JANET: It says right here in
plain black and white!
"Doreen-The Rapist!"
JACK: What?! That's
therapist!
JANET: Oh...
JANET'S DAD: She always
did have trouble reading!
HELEN: Stanley, you got
2 choices. You either
put your pants on and take
me to that resturant...
Or leave them off and we
could stay here and
have fun!
KIMBERLY: We've gotta
do something about that
bathroom.
WILLIS: Like what?
KIMBERLY: Like not leaving
the seat up.
WILLIS: That's Arnold.
ARNOLD: No way, I stand
on the seat!
TOOTIE: We are in trou-ble!