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TJ
01-05-2001, 05:00 PM
Dear friends,

It is with the saddest heart I pass on the following: Please join me in remembering a great icon--the veteran Pillsbury spokesman. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection & complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71 and was buried in a lightly greased coffin.

Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours. As long-time friend, Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was
considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

Brett Ferino
01-11-2001, 04:00 PM
Is this true? There is no such thing as the doughboy. He's not real.

TJ
01-11-2001, 09:45 PM
It's a joke Brett.. and I thought you weren't 12 years old, lol..

PomeranzFan1
01-13-2001, 12:38 PM
I got it the first time around. Actually the "real" Doughboy is alive and kicking!

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Love The Facts Of Life
02-03-2001, 06:24 PM
That is to cute.did you make that up?

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Blair:Yeah!Like wash it?
Jo:No!I was going for that brain less look you've got!

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Ms.G:Girls!Will you tell me what's been going on here?
Nat:Group sleep walking?
Ms.G:(gives that"Idon't believe you"look)
Blair:Well,you know the first day of school getting settledin and meeting new people....
Tootie:Yeah!!And now comes Miller time!

DinahTheDiningCar
02-22-2001, 09:14 PM
LOL

ThomasE
02-22-2001, 10:03 PM
Gosh that was funny! I cannot stop crying! If you could have seen me when I read this. I was falling down everywhere with tears coming out of my eyes.
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Thelma: Well, Rueben you can perform another funeral becasue I got a DEAD MAN in my bed!

Reuben: Well if he died, I know what killed him!

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Devastation26
02-27-2001, 04:42 PM
It's so funny, I laughed my self crazy.

Anyway, I AM THE DOUGHBOY! Just kidding.



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I'm_NMK
02-27-2001, 05:00 PM
LOL!!! you had me rollin'!!!!
Too funny!

But, one thing: If the doughboy was a crusty old he, then how did he die of a yeast infection? LOL

ThomasE
02-27-2001, 08:18 PM
Originally posted by I'm_NMK:
LOL!!! you had me rollin'!!!!
Too funny!

But, one thing: If the doughboy was a crusty old he, then how did he die of a yeast infection? LOL


Well the doughboy was made with yeast. The yeast could have gone bad.

Devastation26
02-27-2001, 08:49 PM
Normally, I'd make some comment, but I'm not....

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Andy: C'Mon Ms. Garrett, throw us a song.

Ms. G.: Born in the U.S.S.R.

Joanna Marie_1
03-11-2001, 02:19 PM
OMG that wuz hillarious! I luv stuff like that!

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Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
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Seth
10-17-2001, 10:51 PM
I just thought I'd bump this. Need some humor on the front page...

Acting Girl 19
10-20-2001, 05:28 PM
Ya'll I have to admitt I laugh just like the pillsbury doughboy and I was like are you serous when I read the this, but it was very funny

Max Whittaker
10-20-2001, 05:49 PM
I remember this topic! It was posted back when I first came here! Aw... memories...

LADY LOVES FREDDIE
10-20-2001, 05:59 PM
LOL.... your funny TJ http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

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Warm & Fuzzy
10-20-2001, 06:11 PM
That was joke, right? ...because I LOVE those Dough Boy commericals! He's sooo cute

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Kay Scarpetta
10-20-2001, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by King31:
I just thought I'd bump this. Need some humor on the front page...

good point; I got that in a chain letter back in March and you should have seen me, I started LaughingMFAO. TJ did you make that up?


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*Look at me, You may think you see who I really am, but you'll never know me. Every day it's as if I play a part. Now I see if I wear a mask, I can fool the world, but I cannot fool my heart. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? When will my reflection show who I am inside? I am now in a world where I have to hide my heart, and what I believe in. But somehow, I will show the world what's inside my heart, and be loved for who I am. Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don't know? Must I pretend that I'm someone else, for all time? When will my reflection show who I am inside? There's a heart that must be free to fly. That burns with a need to know the reason why. Why must we all conceal,
what we think, how we feel? Must there be a secret me, I'm forced to hide? I won't pretend that I'm someone else, for all time. When will my reflection show who I am inside, when will my reflection show who I am inside?*

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TJ
10-20-2001, 06:38 PM
No I did not write it, I received it in a forward.

Montana Ponine
10-20-2001, 07:09 PM
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LOL!
That is hilarious!

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Bootsy Whoosh
10-20-2001, 11:38 PM
If y'all care, here is a cute web page that has this on it, with lots of pictures and "Taps" playing in the background. Enjoy!

Dough Boy is Dead (http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor143.htm)

Here's the url if you prefer to copy and paste: http://www.dobhran.com/humor/GRhumor143.htm

marmalade
10-20-2001, 11:42 PM
http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif
Haha!