Bad Movies

[Rob]

Is there a film that you found so bad, you would never see it again, even if you had an offer to see it in the movies for free? I think Tomb Raider would be my choice.

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[LaverneShirley]

Autumn in New York (Actually, the one time I did see it they DID let us in for free, but I would never watch it again)

[ckrtpametulia]

autumn in new york same thing it was the worst movie ever and the second flinstones movie that sucked to

[ckrtpametulia]

oh yeah almost forgot mummy the first mummy that sucked to

[Miller15]

Oh, but there are so many... I'm only going to name the ones that come right off the top of my head right now.

Titantic
Touch of Evil
Death Becomes Her
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Teresa's Tattoo

...but we all have to admit, horrible movies are fun to mock. (case in point: Mystery Science Theatre 3000)

[Cokies]

Hmmm...

"The Perfect Storm"
"Dinosaur"
"The Haunting"
"Pay It Forward"


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" I love the dark, I love the dark. But I hate nature. I HATE nature ." - Chunk

[JoPol_wannabe]

Coolworld my friend rented it for her B-day and I fell asleep after the first 5 min. Also 12 monkeys.

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[dawsongirl]

Waiting to Exhale

[hockeychiC518]

MAFIA! ahh me and my friend turned it off in like 5 minuets

babe- everyone nows pigs cant talk wtf~maybe he doesnt talk but i turned it off to early to tell

fly away home

[Penny Lane]

TITANIC.SO OVERRATED!!!!!!

[triple19]

"Mission to Mars"--a great cast, but a lousy movie. Actually saw it twice, and both times it was a mistake.

"Dracula--Dead and Loving it"
"Robin Hood--Men in Tights"----These two films were directed by Mel Brooks. Normally his films ("Blazing Saddles", "Young Frankenstien") are hillarious. But I'm sorry to say that he's losing his touch. Avoid "Dracula" and "Robin Hood" like the plague.

[luvinjuan1980]

Scary Movie 2
Killer Clowns From Outer Space
Brother from another Planet
Clownhouse
Citizen Kane
A Face in the crowd.
(anything with Andy Griffith)
Arthur 2
Annie

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[Bootsy Whoosh]

Monkeybone. Shame on you for making me actually live through the horrible memory of the movie. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

[A Gilligan Fan ss]

I haven't really seen many movies, I don't really follow movies but I have seen some lately. Some I rented out and 2 in theaters, but I haven't really seen real bad ones. I guess when my mom and dad rented out Red Planet. It was kind of boring and it wasn't real scary or anything. Something similar to Red Planet was Armagedon and that was pretty scary but not a lot. Oh and I also saw Pay It Forward I thought it was good but I really didn't like the end. It was very sad.

[Cokies]

Okay, I have a new one:

Planet of the Apes! The new one of course. Okay, you can see it once, because honestly, it's alright. But DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT see it again. I hated it the second time through... Mark Whalberg can't lead a movie...he can't!

[coily2]

Originally posted by Cokies:
Mark Whalberg can't lead a movie...he can't!

OK, I have not seen this movie, so I cannot speak for it yet, but have you seen Boogie Nights? That was a very good movie. And Marky Mark carried it all the way through without too many issues. Three Kings wasn't too bad either, but George Clooney saved his butt....

I remember seeing a movie when I was younger called "The Gods Must Be Crazy" and I found it to be the dumbest movie ever. I hated it!

[Cokies]

Originally posted by coily2:
OK, I have not seen this movie, so I cannot speak for it yet, but have you seen Boogie Nights? That was a very good movie. And Marky Mark carried it all the way through without too many issues. Three Kings wasn't too bad either, but George Clooney saved his butt....




Okay, I've seen Boogie Nights, and it was alright. And Mark Whalberg did a decent job in it. So yeah, I'll give him his credit there. AND Three Kings was a great film, but then again, the script kicked ass.
But I HATED The Perfect Storm. Absolutely loathed it. I saw it once, and I will never have the intention to see it again. Honestly.

[enfuegoy2j]

Blade, Waterboy, Little Nicky, Big Daddy, Joe Dirt, The Animal, Deuce Bigalow, Knock Off, Pootie Tang. Basically any movie "starring" Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, David Spade, or Rob Schneider.

[Jinny Girl]

Dude wheres my car? Is my favorite and most hated movie... Its screwed up! The transtinum transfunctioner of whatever it was and the... Pot smokeing dog,... WEIRD.

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~Dana Jinny Exstead~

Well since Britt is a Jineddy (Jinny and Teddy) and Morganne is a Jinanybody (Jin and Anybody) I'm a JinMag, now you can figure that one out on your own.

*Me, Britt, and Morganne are self appointed message board bad girls...we rebel against self appointed moderators... You know who you are!*

"COME ON! SAY IT WITH ME!" *LOL!*

[mamamiasweetpeaches]

Originally posted by Bootsy Whoosh
Monkeybone. Shame on you for making me actually live through the horrible memory of the movie. http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/lol.gif

[mamamiasweetpeaches]

I actually had the misfortune of seeeing 3 bombs in one week:
MONKEYBONE(my 3 year old wanted to see the monkey...and lucky her,fell asleep halfway through....my husband made me stick it out till end...I should divorce!)
DUDE,WHERES MY CAR:I dont care how cute that 70s show guy is,nothings worth tis punishment!!!!
and JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS:UGH!Shameless product placements......and "modernizing"classic 60s cahractors!!!YIKES!

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by mamamiasweetpeaches
I actually had the misfortune of seeeing 3 bombs in one week:
MONKEYBONE(my 3 year old wanted to see the monkey...and lucky her,fell asleep halfway through....my husband made me stick it out till end...I should divorce!)
DUDE,WHERES MY CAR:I dont care how cute that 70s show guy is,nothings worth tis punishment!!!!
and JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS:UGH!Shameless product placements......and "modernizing"classic 60s cahractors!!!YIKES!

Granted, 'Monkeybone' is awful, and 'Dude, Where's My Car' is one of the most crap movies ever made. But 'Josie & The Pussycats' was one of the best movies of 2001 so don't diss it! The product placement was a joke - it wasn't meant to be serious! The whole movie was making fun of the crass comercialism of todays music industry. People who watch 'Josie' and complain about the product placement are completely missing the point!!!!!

[Ewan's My Man]

A Love Story...or The...whichever, Saving Silverman...gag me pleez!, Josie and the Pussycats...it was ok...but there was no plot, Glitter...it was pretty sad, o...and Summer Catch...there was ablsolutely no plt what-so-ever!!!

[Ewan's My Man]

O...and Matilda!!! Make me watch that movie and I swear I will come afta u wit my frying pan...:smash:...actually NEthing wit Mara Wilson is awful...I hate her!! A Simple Wish...*gaggin*...the only movie that was good that she was in (she wasn't good the movie was good) was Mrs. Doubtfire. NEwayz...I also hate a lot of those Disney Channel Original Movies...Stepsister From Planet Weird?!?! Up, Up, and Away?!?! The Other Me?!?! Miracle in Lane 2?!?! Gimme a break!!

[*Marilyn Monroe*]

Jeepers Creepers!!! That movie was scary at night in an attic with the lights off, but when you watch it during the day, even with the lights off, it sucks!!! It's seriously so cheap. It's like, this scared me last night???

[Plata]

Brave Heart

This was reccomended to my dad by his brother who died about 6 years ago and after his death he decided he would rent it and see what it was about. Well, when we watched it, it was the worst movie we thought we had ever seen. We never wanted to see that movie again.

Teaching Mrs. Tingle

One of my friends at a sleepover decided to rent this movie for the night. Well, they thought it was a great movie, but I thought it was one of the worst films I had ever seen. I also thought Go and Cruel Intentions were really bad films as well. The films have way too much nudity in them. And, all the movies seem to have no real plot line at all.

No Place To Hide

This movie was just pathetic. The plot reminded me of an R.L. Stine book. It was just moronic.

[DarleneIllyria]

I must disagree with the person that said " A Face in the Crowd". I thought that movie rocked. It was so weird seeing Andy Griffith playing a hickish kind of character during the first 20 or 25 minutes of the movie, and then he goes psycho during the rest of the movie. I kind of wished Andy had played more psycho roles during his career.

I kind of disagree with the person that said Matilda. I love to watch that movie to see Danny Devito. I have an uncle that looks and acts just like DD's character. It makes me lmao just seeing his character in the movie. I know, it takes very little to make me laugh. lol ;)


My list of bad movies

The Twilight Zone: The Movie- Aarghhh! It just pretty much sucked. Don't think the series was like the movie. The series was cool and creative, while the movie just wasn't. It was kind of like that 80's remake of the tv show. It's hard to see a TZ in color. Back when the original series was done it was in black and white, which gave it the eerie feeling. In color it loses all eerieness. Neither the movie or the 80s tv show remake had Serling on the project, because Serling had already died. That kind of sets it off too. The storylines for the movie weren't the best ones they could've chosen.

Titanic is borderline. I think the movie kind of drags on a little too long. I love long movies, (such as Anne of Green Gables, Anne of Avonlea, Gone with the Wind) but Titanic just drug on. I think Kate Winslet is a wonderful actress, and Leonardo has bit of star quality to me but truly he has trapped himself in a box. He will never be able to top or even come close to Titanic. The ending to the movie was the best part of the movie. Oh yeah, I thought Billy Zane was sexy, so maybe this isn't a bad movie. lol

Anne of Green Gables: The Continuing Story- They really messed this one up. I would classify it as fair. It was nice to see Megan, Jonathan, and Schyler back together again. Pardon me, did I say that? Schyler and Jonathan Crombie were hardly in the movie. The Continuing Story was basically an Anne and Jack Garrison eye spy movie. The ending was so off too. It ended all hopes of a 4th movie when Anne gave Green Gables to Diana and Fred. How is she going be called of Anne of Green Gables if she doesn't have Green Gables? I'm going to be fair with this one by saying it was fair. It isn't all that bad, but it isn't all that good either.

Leave it to Beaver- Another bad example of adapting a good tv show into a movie. The actors in the movie just flat out couldn't act in my opinion. This is the 90's movie btw, not the Still the Beaver movie. They tried to bring it into the future by having a now Beaver and the gang. It failed miserably. Beaver and the gang should've stayed in the 50s where they belonged, but the people making the movie apparently thought the movie wouldn't draw and audience if they were still in the 50s.

I can't remember anymore. Isn't that weird? When you want to think of all the stinker movies you've seen they all slip out of your mind.

[Mossopp]

I disagree with the person who said that 'Jeepers Kreepers' was crap. It's one of the coolest horror movies of recent years. It doesn't use naff looking CGI monsters and it doesn't try to be ironic or copy 'Scream' which is pretty rare in horror movies these days - they all seem to wanna be 'Scream' copycats!

I saw an awful, awful movie last night. It's was called 'Camp Blood 2'. It was about this nutter in a really creepy clown mask that went around murdering people for absolutely no reason! It was just terrible! It looked like it was shot on a cheapo hand-held video camera, the sound quaility was awful, none of the cast could act and the clown was just some dude with a big beerbelly in a rubber mask and a plastic knife!!! It was so terrible I can't even put it into words. It was so crap that it wasn't even funny! And it certainly wasn't scary. The scariest thing about it was the fact that it was a sequel! How many 'Camp Blood' movies are out there?????!!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

[Brian]

Any movie featured on Mystery Science Theater 3000 is a horrible movie.

[Kay Scarpetta]

I must disagree with the person who said "Braveheart". I mean, I personally think it is a great plot. Sure, some of it is not historically correct, but the main plot of it is....

Scottish commoner William Wallace falls in love with a childhood friend, and secretly weds her. The English come along and kill her, and Wallace certainly gets his revenge, leading to a Scottish rebellion against the English rule.

Of course, I love history though, so I would like it....

[Blair85]

Most movies I watch, I wouldn't watch again.
list
The Mothman Prophecies
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
Finian's Rainbow-old movie, I couldn't stand it & I was like beating my head against the wall
What Dreams MAy Come
Scary Movie
I Know What you did last Summer
AND A lot more!!! Actually, I go to sleep during most movies

[Central Perk]

Cats & Dogs.

[*ShortCake*]

lets see the worst movies i think... are vanilla sky ( sorry i really dislike penelope cruz) ..
the perfect storm.. ( i slept through the whole movie )
crossroads
glitter


for some reason i cant think anymore LOL and I swear usually i could name like 10 of them that i really think are crapppy movies.. anyways... :D

[Janice]

I'm the biggest film buff going. We rent all the major video releases and go to the movies often. The one and only movie my husband and I ever left the theater early for was Dune--that Sting piece of crap. It was a hundred years ago, but we still joke about it today.

[Kristina]

Originally posted by Blair85

Scary Movie


I like Scary Movie, it was funny! I thought...

[-*Forever*-]

Ya know what movie SUCKS?! Not Another Teen Movie!!!! IT WASN'T EVEN FUNNY! I sat there through the whole thing, cringing. It sucked. Alex, Laney, and Greg thought so too. And Jeepers Creepers scared the crap outta me.. it was 1:00 am in Laney's basement... haven't seen it during the day yet tho. Ughhhhh the demon was SO creepy looking.

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever
Wallace certainly gets his revenge, leading to a Scottish rebellion against the English rule.


For the record, 'Braveheart' was filled with so many historical inaccuracies that if I were to sit here and list them I'd be here all day! Although, any movie in which those English b#stards get their butts kicked by the Scots gets a thumbs-up from me! :lol:

I don't wanna debate this next point I'm gonna make so please don't anyone argue with me about it. I'm sorry, but it must be said -
'Moulin Rouge' was a load of sentimental, nonsensical drivel!!!!!!. IMHO, anyway.

[mamamiasweetpeaches]

I TRYED to watch Moulin Rouge and couldnt get past the first 15 minutes.What the HELL WAS that?????

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by mamamiasweetpeaches
I TRYED to watch Moulin Rouge and couldnt get past the first 15 minutes.What the HELL WAS that?????

:lol: I hated that movie. I LOVED the songs but fell asleep during it

[Kay Scarpetta]

Originally posted by Mossopp
For the record, 'Braveheart' was filled with so many historical inaccuracies that if I were to sit here and list them I'd be here all day! Although, any movie in which those English b#stards get their butts kicked by the Scots gets a thumbs-up from me! :lol:


:lol: Yeah! I know it was inacurate but some parts were to me, funny as hell, specially when they kill the England-ers...I was on the Scot's side for this one! ;)

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by Lisa Whelchel Forever

....some parts were to me, funny as hell, specially when they kill the England-ers...I was on the Scot's side for this one! ;)

:D Good on ya! :D

And I'm glad that I'm not the only one who had absolutely no idea why 'Moulin Rouge' was so popular. Even the songs sucked! The only song that was cool was 'Come What May' but it was too slow - the dance remix was much better.