lilhave
07-08-2006, 06:17 AM
Top Ten Things You Don't Want to Hear on Your First Day of School
10. I'm guessing you didn't spend the summer at fat camp
9. The new wood shop teacher has even fewer fingers than the last guy
8. Hi. I'm the most beautiful girl in the school and I won't be going out with you again this year
7. Let's begin Phys. Ed. by covering the basic rules of grab ass"
6. Tell us what it's like to be the only virgin in Sex Ed. class
5. The creepy janitor's got a cardboard cutout of you in the boiler room
4. Did you see the principal on '60 Minutes' last week?
3. Let's pretend the falling flakes of asbestos are snow
2. My name is Mrs. Rosenblum -- you may remember me from last year as Mr. Rosenblum
1. I'm your homeroom teacher, Mr. Hitler
Harvey
10. I'm guessing you didn't spend the summer at fat camp
9. The new wood shop teacher has even fewer fingers than the last guy
8. Hi. I'm the most beautiful girl in the school and I won't be going out with you again this year
7. Let's begin Phys. Ed. by covering the basic rules of grab ass"
6. Tell us what it's like to be the only virgin in Sex Ed. class
5. The creepy janitor's got a cardboard cutout of you in the boiler room
4. Did you see the principal on '60 Minutes' last week?
3. Let's pretend the falling flakes of asbestos are snow
2. My name is Mrs. Rosenblum -- you may remember me from last year as Mr. Rosenblum
1. I'm your homeroom teacher, Mr. Hitler
Harvey