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crystals
06-14-2006, 11:20 AM
1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites

2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

3.) FREE PUPPIES... Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

4.) FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile.
Better be a reward.

6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.

7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

8.) GEORGIA PEACHES, California grown - 89 cents lb.

9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45
volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,got married
last
month.
Wife knows everything.

Rhiannon
06-14-2006, 11:46 AM
2.) FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.



:lol:

MsOrange
06-14-2006, 12:57 PM
6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.

7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

9.) JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.

11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45
volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,got married
last
month.
Wife knows everything.
:rofl:

dawsongirl
06-15-2006, 03:44 PM
:rofl: Those are good.

*Pleasant Tomorrow*
06-15-2006, 05:01 PM
:rofl:

Favorites haha:



5.) FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat been out awhile.
Better be a reward.

6.) COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.

7.) NORDIC TRACK: $300 hardly used, call Chubby.

10.) WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

11.) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica - 45
volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed,got married
last
month.
Wife knows everything.

80sTrivia
06-15-2006, 06:55 PM
:lol: Those are pretty funny... and clever!!! :lol:

Hollow
06-15-2006, 07:06 PM
1.) FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites
:rofl: