The Worst Movie You've Ever Seen???

[callmetootie]

What is it?

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Andrew Carden

[Joanna Marie_1]

There are a lot of bad movie but I would have to say "Deep Impact" that movie blew, it was such a rip off of Armaggedon!!!!! That one was just off the top of my head!

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(After the fake motorcycle accident)
Jo:My head hurtz a lil
Nat: A Concusion!!!!!!
Jo's dad:The doctor examined her head and found nothing!
Blair:Not even a lil bit of straw!

[Meg07945]

dude where's my car

[dawsongirl]

Oh man, I can't think of the name of it, but it was that one where the four black ladies were having man trouble or something. Angela Bassett and I think Whitney Houston were in it. Just did not like that movie.

[callmetootie]

DawsonGirl, you're thinking of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back".

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Andrew Carden

[Cokies]

Sorry, Joanna Marie, but "Armageddon" came out AFTER "Deep Impact". So it was no ripoff, I 'd say it was the other way around.
Plus, they weren't really ripoffs off each other, since "Deep Impact" had a comet, while "Armageddon" had an asteroid. Sorry to get picky... http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif


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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

[Slippery Dan]

There's a lot of movies that suck. Too many to name.

[KerriBerri687]

ladie's man

[callmetootie]

Originally posted by Blair n' Jo Rock:
ladie's man

I hated it too!!! Not even worth 99 cents.


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Andrew Carden

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Monkeybone was the only movie that I have ever seen that I actually wanted to walk out of.

Foolishly I clung to hope and stayed.

[PomeranzFan1]

PULP FICTION

[Bootsy Whoosh]

Originally posted by PomeranzFan1:
PULP FICTION

GASP! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif
Oh- you have given me a heart attack! That is one if my favorite movies of all time!!!

To each his own I guess! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gif

[Bluestone]

"THE HAUNTING" is probably the worst movie I've seen.

By the way, has anyone here seen
"DR. JEKYLL AND MS. HYDE"? It wasn't a very good movie... but I actually kinda like it.

[theshark8777]

Howard the Duck

[lesliem14]

I have seen a lot of bad movies on the bus going to crew races. Traveling with the guys sucks sometimes!! Anyway, the worst movie we watched this year was Deliverance. Unforgiven was pretty bad too.

[callmetootie]

Originally posted by theshark8777:
Howard the Duck

I actually liked Howard The Duck.


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Andrew Carden

[hockeychiC518]

Babe, i watched 5 minuets and i made my friends turn it off
Mystery Man-IT was preety bad not worst
MAFIA!-it also sucked!



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Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!"
Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....

"one time at band camp..."-American Pie

"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality

[Ian]

"The Horse Whisperer"

[The T]

The goonies!! AHHH, that movie sucked!

[Devon King]

Scary Movie (gross + vulgar does not equal comedy)

Out of Africa (zzzzzzzz * huh? * Sorry, dozed off just thinking about it)

Exit to Eden (what were they thinking?! a complete waste of time)

[dawsongirl]

Originally posted by callmetootie:
DawsonGirl, you're thinking of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back".



Actually, I'm thinking of "Waiting to Exhale", but thanks anyway.

[Cokies]

Originally posted by The T:
The goonies!! AHHH, that movie sucked!

Hey, man! Take that back!



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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

[JohnMcMillin]

The Blair Witch Project

have yet to meet anyone who didn't fall asleep watching that

[kimosabe]

I agree with you on this(The Blair Witch).....the most over-rated,super-hyped, over-publicized,under acted,no story line film of the century, the milllenium and perhaps of all time. The only thing it had going for it was it was low budget.

[The T]

dang, I was afraid ud look at this topic Cokies...I'm afraid I can't take back my vote though, it truly is the worst movie I've ever seen!

[Mossopp]

I can't remember who posted what but some of the comments I read made me want to say the following points -

'Deliverance' doesn't suck - infact, it's widely regarded as a classic.

I actually found 'Blair Witch' to be a very refreshing addition to the horror genre. Instead of the usual 'blood 'n' guts' approach it preyed on the universal fear of the unseen to make it's impact. It wasn't scream-out-loud scary but it was definately unsettling.

While I fully expected 'Scary Movie' to totally suck, I was pleasantly surprised after watching it. I actually found it rather amusing. 'Shriek If You Know What I did Last Friday 13th' is almost identical to 'Scary Movie' but I found it pretty entertaining too. I don't normally find that sort of humour appealing.

'The Goonies' is an amazing movie about the sacredness (I'm not even sure if that's a real word) of childhood. It doesn't reach the poetic realness of 'Stand By Me', but it's still brillaint.

I haven't seen 'Howard the Duck' in YEARS so I can't even remember if it was actually as bad as everyone says. I'd actually quite like to see it again.

Mossopp
x x x

[JoPol_wannabe]

there are a couple movies I just hate
Scareface ok so it was good back in its day but I just can't stand it. I mean it the same thing over and over again people getting killed over money and drugs.
I also didn't care for Cool World that was a ripoff of Roger Rabbit. Now this movie just Sucked I fall asleep during the first 30 minutes of the movie. And this is the last one it's 4 Weddings and a Funeral I fall asleep during this one to.

[JoPol_wannabe]

there are a couple movies I just hate
Scareface ok so it was good back in its day but I just can't stand it. I mean it the same thing over and over again people getting killed over money and drugs.
I also didn't care for Cool World that was a ripoff of Roger Rabbit. Now this movie just Sucked I fall asleep during the first 30 minutes of the movie. And this is the last one it's 4 Weddings and a Funeral I fall asleep during this one to.

[Cokies]

Originally posted by Mossopp:


'The Goonies' is an amazing movie about the sacredness (I'm not even sure if that's a real word) of childhood. It doesn't reach the poetic realness of 'Stand By Me', but it's still brillaint.



Exactly! It is brilliant. Hey T, are you reading this? http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/wink.gif Mossopp put it perfectly.



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"It was just like Saturday Night Fever, only it was a Friday."

[ILuvJo&Blair]

Tornado.

[JohnMcMillin]

I take Blair Witch back

last year there were THREE movies that were worse than Blair Witch

Next Best Thing (Will And Grace meets Kramer Vs. Kramer. Starring Benjamin Bratt's briefs and Madonna's British accent)

Battlefield Earth (a terrible sci-fi flick, but one of the greatest comedies ever. This is up there with Blazing Saddles in terms of comedic value. Destined to be a cult classic. Who didn't laugh at Travolta in this?)

Blair Witch 2:Book Of Shadows (pt. 1 was boring, but pt. 2 made the first one look like an Oscar worthy great flick. The acting was putrid, the storyline was so far-fetched the director decided that when you get the DVD, you have to watch it BACKWARDS to find out a plot. And plus, nobody in the movie stood out as so unbelievably annoying or overacted as well as Heather Donahue did)

[Mossopp]

Originally posted by JohnMcMillin:

Blair Witch 2:Book Of Shadows (pt. 1 was boring, but pt. 2 made the first one look like an Oscar worthy great flick. The acting was putrid, the storyline was so far-fetched the director decided that when you get the DVD, you have to watch it BACKWARDS to find out a plot. And plus, nobody in the movie stood out as so unbelievably annoying or overacted as well as Heather Donahue did)[/B]

Ok, I'll ask you cos I'm hoping SOMEONE out there can help me - WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT MOVIE ABOUT??!!! It didn't make any sense to me at all! I rented it the other night and I was still awake at 4am trying to figure it out! I couldn't even find all the so-called 'clues' that were supposed to be there either -

I saw changing words on the grave stone.
I saw the word 'OR' on the rug.
I think I saw writing on one of the doors but I couldn't tell what it said.
I saw the word 'NO' written on a window.

What other clues did I miss? Can someone just tell me what the movie was about cos it made no sense to me - even with the stupid 'Esrever' feature at the end of the DVD!

[The T]

umm cokies, may I just say that I am very picky about my movies, and that we finalyl disagree on something! lol.

[Wild Child]

I thought Scary Movie was the worst movie ever.It was gross.I couldn't believe people thought it was good.Yuck....

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!

[Howdoulikemenow333]

Babe, i watched 5 minuets and i made my friends turn it off
Mystery Man-IT was preety bad not worst
MAFIA!-it also sucked!

How could you not like babe, I love that movie. Here's my top ten of the orst movies of all time.
10.Howard The Duck
9.Deep Impact
8.Xanadu The soundtrack was awsome,but the movie kind of sucked
7. Anything with the Olsen Twins,Hillary Duff,Britney Spears and Linsey Lohan
6 Speaking of Linsey The one where she swicthed bodies with Jamie Lee Curtis.
5.Halloween 3 God awful
4.Halloween 6
3.Dumb abd Dumber Evrytime it's on tv I turn it off
2.Grease 2. Hopefully if they make Grease 3 it will be better then G 2. The acting was horrable the only thing good was Frenchy,only in a small part.
1. Where The Boys Are 84/You Light Up My Life . ------------------
Jinny: They all start laughing at you. I mean we're not talking little girly giggles ,Theodore. We are talking ear splitting humiliation inducing derition here!"
Thoedore: "Why?"
Jinny: "Cause you're BUCK-NAKED my friend....

"one time at band camp..."-American Pie

"im wearing a dress..ive got gel in my hair...i havent got sleep in two days...im armed...dont mess with me"-Miss Congenality

[Ireneparalegal]

DawsonGirl, you're thinking of "How Stella Got Her Groove Back".

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Andrew Carden
No, it was Waiting to Exhale.

[Shiki Minami]

I thought Scary Movie was the worst movie ever.It was gross.I couldn't believe people thought it was good.Yuck....

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"You're born,you move on,you die,that's life."-Jo
Nancy McKeon is #1!!I thought so too, and I knew that the sequels were always worst as usual. And something else I wanna know about horror movies is that they always have bad acting, plot looks like it feels a same, since people scream and run away from those creatures and sometimes to be fallen. The only thing I can handle is manga and anime horror theme. That's the only reason I can handle that kind of horror theme. :)

[Cactus Jack]

Bicentennial Man and Sweet 15

[Flying Dutchman]

The Rocky horror picture show, I just couldnt get into that movie and I just hated it, yet I loved phantom of the paradise a similar film, I allso thought more american graphiti was so bad, id seen that with the excorcist and wanted to puke on more american graphiti but not the excorcist.

[Dead Girl Superstar]

Howard the Duck


Haha, that was awful. I read a review about it in a movie magazine and all it said was "lame". :lol:

As for worst movie I've ever seen, definetly Keeping the Faith. I hated a League of Extraordinary Gentleman as well.

[Southern Hellraiser]

Haunted Mansion

[LadyBee]

The Player
Madhouse
Batman Returns
Sprung
Def Jam's How To Be A Player

[Brieannas21]

Joe's Apartment
The Blair Witch Project (I fell asleep in the movies while watching it)
Toys (the one with LL Cool J and Robin Williams)

[Moonlight Lady]

Arthur 2, On the Rocks (The butler comes back as a ghost...WTF!)
Nell (boring)
Three Men and A Little Lady ( :barf: )
Citizen Kane (boring)
Face In The Crowd (boring)

[Courtnee]

Superstar...

[Howdoulikemenow333]

Superstar... I liked that movie, it was dum in some parts, but Molly Shannon was perfect. She wa made for that role, and although it was a skit on Saturday Night Live it really desreved to be a movie not like some others skits which will rename nameless,shoul'nt have been made into movies.

[Number 9 Dream]

old thread but...

Gosford Park! OMG, this movie is DULL. I wanted to walk out of it so badly, but my friend was the reason I even went to it and I stayed for her.

[Lex Luthor]

Many will disagree but I hated A.I. (Artificial Inteligence) it was so long and drawn out and reminded me of a modern pinochio. 3 hours of my life that I will never get back

[Janice]

The only movie I ever walked out of the theater on was Dune. Just terrible.

[KissMyGrits]

I fell asleep during "The Burbs" That was the worst movie Tom Hanks has ever made!!

[Skywalker]

Little Nicky. That movie was so bad, I stopped watching Adam Sandler movies for a few years. :lol:

[Lex Luthor]

Little Nicky. That movie was so bad, I stopped watching Adam Sandler movies for a few years. :lol:


I would agree but at the end Ozzy caught the bat and bit its head off and that made the movie for me

[ABlairican Pie]

GASP! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/eek.gif
Oh- you have given me a heart attack! That is one if my favorite movies of all time!!!

To each his own I guess! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/tongue.gifThere's a lot going on in Pulp Fiction, you really have to follow it. I have it on DVD, it's a lot of fun to watch!! Quentin Tarantino is not your typical director! :cool:

[LuLu Rogers]

I noticed some people put "The Horse Whisperer" and "Madhouse"! I find that hard to believe! I think these were both great, especially "The Horse Whisperer" but I guess that's JMO.

The movies that I hate the most?

"From Justin to Kelly"-WTF?!!
"Cowbelles"-My sisters love it, but I've had more fun getting my teeth filled!
"Titanic"-It got old fast.
"Mr. & Mrs. Smith"-Why not just name it sex with Brad and Angelina?
"Stay Tuned"-I love John Ritter, but this movie sucked

[snl 70s show fan]

I hated it too!!! Not even worth 99 cents.


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Andrew Cardenwhen i went to see that movie it the end of it as the lights came up the person in front of me shouted BURN THAT FILM and i have to agree as a sketch on saturday night live the ladies man was funny but a whole movie based on it not a good idea

[snl 70s show fan]

Scary Movie (gross + vulgar does not equal comedy)

Out of Africa (zzzzzzzz * huh? * Sorry, dozed off just thinking about it)

Exit to Eden (what were they thinking?! a complete waste of time)you can say that again that movie was awful

[freshprinceofLA]

the worst movie i've ever seen is manchurian candidate w/ denzel it was so boring and i diddnt get it.
the most dissapointing movie i seen is king f**** kong. da way king kong was play'd out on that movie made him look like and ant. it was a damn romance story about a girl falling in love w/ a monkey omg. how stupid could it get. i think jack black lost all his credibility by acting in that movie. i felt like slapping him!:mad:

[tdf4077]

For me, I didn't like Swimming Pool...I didn't get it....there was a lot of really random things (the dwarf?!). And, I really didn't get the plot the first time round...I rented the DVD to see if maybe the plot was somewhere in "deleted scenes," but no luck!

[JNSBSB]

Freddy Got Fingered.(Made me puke just watching it, too.)

[showfan]

"Light of Day" with Michael J. Fox. It was the only movie I ever walked out on in the theater, and the reason was complete boredom. I was a teen then. I probably wouldn't actually walk out now, but it was terrible.

[snl 70s show fan]

Many will disagree but I hated A.I. (Artificial Inteligence) it was so long and drawn out and reminded me of a modern pinochio. 3 hours of my life that I will never get backthat movie freaked me out with the talking teddy bars and all that i couldnt stand it . also i hated random hearts i like harrison ford but that has to be the worst movie he has ever done

[Mr.Burns]

Adaptation is extremely boring and highly overrated

[80sTrivia]

Any movie starring Pia Zadora, in particular, The Lonley Lady, and Dreamcatcher, based on the Stephen King novel... absolutely unwatchable... :rolleyes:

[D.J.]

Flash Gordon with Rocky V in a close second.

[snl 70s show fan]

Adaptation is extremely boring and highly overratedmy mother loves nic cage but even she thought that movie stunk

[Buffyboy323]

Gigli, which I was forced to, BTW. :rolleyes:

[Yooch]

Piranha. (Cheap attempt at capitalizing on Jaws. Very cheesy.)

[Ollie G]

Whatever It Takes - Dat film was garbage. A whack @ film with a whack @ cast. Me & my homie Rad D thought da girls in dat film were ugly @ #()'$, and West & Franco were wimps. Dat's why da main cast members in dat ain't & never will get as big. And whoever thought dis movie helped launched careers is dead @ wrong. Shane @ is on E.R., James is still doing some whack @ movies like "Flyboyz", Marla is on some new whack @ show on ABC called "Big Day", and Jodi Lyn hasn't had a movie or television show since what, 2003. So that's where tha MFers from Whatever It Takes are at now, nowhere.

Angel "Freakin'" Heart - Anutha whack @ film with a whack @ **+*# in it. Me & my homie went to da premiere back in tha day. We've seen a little bit of it, and then we got da hell up outta dodge in no time. Dat film was Robert De Niro & Mickey Rourke's worst movie of all-time. Da only reason why dis movie gets alot of respect because Lisa's in it.

My predictions on the future of tha WIT cast:

E.R. fires Shane West's @.

Camille tanks at da box-office.

ABC busts a cap in Big Day's @ for low ratings.

Jodi O'Keefe gives up acting.

[canuckkidd]

A couple that come to mind are From Justin to Kelly and Crossroads starring Britney Spears.

[PlayOn]

The Dukes of Hazzard made me mad. So many things wrong:

1) Jessica Simpson's hair is blonde. Daisy's was brown.
2) Bo didn't have a beard in the TV show. SWS needed to shave.
3) They didn't add enough stuffing to Burt Rynolds' Boss Hogg.
4) The trashy sex jokes. They didn't do that in the TV show.
5) Bo talking on his cell phone to Uncle Jesse or Boss Hogg, I forget. They didn't have cell phones in the '70s.

I didn't expect it to be *exactly* like the TV show, but they could have at least tried to make some of the things the same.

[seventies_sitcoms]

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[Titania]

"Last Days" I think at one point in the movie, you stared at a tree for 10 minutes. It was supposed to be all deep and sad, but it was agony.

[ABlairican Pie]

/Just remember, some of these are B-movies and are MEANT to be bad, not to be taken seriously.


Or is that a little beside the point? ;) :lol:

[AB]

A movie-musical called Nashville that I saw in the 70's was one of the worst.