Everyone post their favourite quotes!!

[EricMardianIsHot]

We've had favourite characters, favourite episodes, now let's do favourite quotes!

Here are a few of my favourites...

TJ: TJ's back!

Dennis: Well, it sure beats TJ's front!
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(From the episode where Simone falls overboard)

Simone: If there's ever anything I can do to pay you back, just name it.

Dennis: Anything?

Eric: Dennis, when Simone said she would do anything for you, she didn't mean anything, as in "anything".

Simone: Yes, I did.

Eric: Wait a minute! We went out for months, and WE didn't do anything!!

Simone: Eric, we did lots of things.

Eric: Yeah, but not "anything".

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Anyone else?

[warsaw dreams]

There are so many, where do I begin?! Let me think...Alright, I like this one...
Dennis:"Do you know what my problem with girls has always been?"
Arvid:"Well, you're obnoxious, you're cheap. I have seen you naked in gym class. I'd say..."
Dennis:"Arvid, shut up!"

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[EricMardianIsHot]

Sarah: Darlene, you're not going to the prom with Alan, are you?

Darlene: Why not? He's reliable, he's dependable, he won't clash with my dress...

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(Or more from when Simone falls overboard)

Darlene: SIMONE, NO!!!!! You're not going to go out with DENNIS, are you?

Eric: Don't be ridiculous, Darlene, of course she's not going to go out with him.

Alex: Who are you - her father? Don't tell her who she can go out with!

Simone: I'd love to go out, Dennis.

Alex: With HIM? Young lady, I FORBID!!

[EricMardianIsHot]

(From the Prom)

Darlene: Where were you, Alan? I was waiting outside, and it started to rain. So I tried to get a taxi. DO YOU KNOW how hard it is to get a TAXI, IN THE RAIN, ALAN?? I had to walk FOURTEEN BLOCKS, in the RAIN, ALAN. SMELLY MEN TRIED TO SPEAK TO ME, ALAN!!!!!!

Alan: Darlene, I am so sorry. Are you mad?

Darlene: No, it's over. I'm not mad

Alan: Good. Could you PLEASE do something with you hair?


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[EricMardianIsHot]

Or, the all-famous "historical discussion" (after Simone and Eric's disastrous first date) (Remeber how her PARENTS came along???)

Charlie: Now, after Roosevelt became quite ill, Eleanor took much more of a public role, and it truly became an equal partnership.

Simone: HAH!

Charlie: Simone?

Simone: I'm sorry, Mr Moore. I just doubt that it was truly equal. I'm sure that Roosevelt could do whatever he wanted without any regard to Eleanor's feelings or those of her family.

Eric: Well, maybe Roosevelt had feelings too. But then again how could he explain them when Eleanor wouldn't come to the phone?

Simone: Well maybe Eleanor didn't want to listed to FDR's INSULTS.

Charlie: All right, let's take this "historical debate" outside, please.

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[warsaw dreams]

Or the one where a bunch of them are taking a writing course taught by a lady author and she has them write essays comparing two historical figures. The teacher is passing Arvid's back to him after she has graded it and says-"Here we are Arvid; Albert Einstein and Madonna. Very nice."
Arvid-"Thanks, I was trying to identify with both of them because on one hand I'm a mathematician and of course on the other..."
Dennis-"...You're like a virgin!"

[ThomasE]

These posts are good.

[EricMardianIsHot]

(Episode where Darlene's parents are splitting up)

Alex: I can't believe you didn't confide in us, Darlene. I mean, who knows more about parents getting divorced than me.

Eric: Or me.

Simone: Or me.

Billy: Simone! I didn't know your parents were divorced!

Simone: They're not. But I saw "Kramer vs Kramer" and wept for days.

[PomeranzFan1]

Arvid: "Feet, don't fail me now!" (That's from when he was using OdorEaters feet to learn how to dance!)



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Balki: "Well, I'll be snookered!" ;)

[warsaw dreams]

(After Janice walks out angrily)
Alan:"You know what the problem is, Mr. Moore? She's young. She's brilliant but she's immature, socially naive. Being in a class like this must be very stressful."
Mr. Moore: "Alan, that's a sensitive observation. What do you propose we do?"
Alan: "Get rid of her!"

[PomeranzFan1]

Janice: "BARF-O-RAMA!"

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Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!" :D

[warsaw dreams]

What episode was that from?!

[PomeranzFan1]

Don't know for certain, but I think it's from the one in which Charlie has a "secret admirer"--which turns out to be "Wilma" the computer.

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Balki: "Now we are so happy, we do the Dance of Joy!" :D

[warsaw dreams]

I like the one where Dennis is selling bootleg Fillmore High t-shirts and Dr. Samuels is trying to stop it. He sees a kid wearing one of the shirts and yells to him. The kid turns around and starts runnning away from him and Dr. SAmuels calls out "You can't run away from me- I'm the principal!"

[EricMardianIsHot]

"It's just that we've got a Socrates McKenzie and a Plato McKenzie..."

(Mr Moore, on meeting Aristotle for the first time)

[ozgirlambrosia]

i cant think of a fave quote right now, but this one was funny:

billy: *talking about all the different kinds of drinks served in american bars* "you know, they've even got one called an orgasm"

ms. meara: "an orgasm? i've never had one of those"

billy: *gets choked up*

ms. meara: "the drink!"

of course, the first time i saw that i was in elementary school, so i didnt get it. when i finally figured it out, i was cracking up for hours.

[ozgirlambrosia]

wow...i just found this old paper i had written HotC quotes on...it was from back when i watched the show religiously, like 4 times a day. here is a good one, from "ode to simone"

Eric: Apples are green, grass is greener. Lasker is dead, who cares? He's a wiener!

[ozgirlambrosia]

dennis (to jawaharlal): "i've told you a thousand times! when you wear new underwear, you have to take the cardboard out first!"

[EricMardianIsHot]

(The class are looking at their yearbook photos)

Arvid: Hey, Darlene - this is a great picture of me!

Darlene: That's Alan. (pointing) THAT'S you.

Arvid: It IS??? I look like such a ... nerd.

[warsaw dreams]

(Dennis is told by Dr. Samuels that he will be getting a science award and that there will be a ceremony at school for it)=
Dr. S.-"Wear a tie!"
Dennis-"Around my neck?"

[warsaw dreams]

This may not be word for word but I like it when in the episode "The Devil and Miss T.J." the devil is dragging T.J. off to hell with him and she says "You mean I'll never see any of my friends ever again?" and the devil replies "Except maybe Dennis!"

[ThomasE]

I like that one. That was funny.

[EricMardianIsHot]

(after Dennis rescues Simone, she buys some extra copies of the newspaper article)

Simone: Here! I bought a bunch of extra copies for you.

Dennis: Simone, thanks! There's a lot of guys I want to send these to. Hey, why don't you put on some bright red lipstick and kiss my picture?

Eric: Hey, Dennis! Why don't you put on some bright red lipstick and kiss my...

Simone: ERIC!

[warsaw dreams]

That one is a classic! I also like the one where the class is getting ready to leave for Moscow and they find out Dennis and Arvid are going to sell blue jeans and Beatle's tapes. When Mr. Moore explains they are just "gifts", the boys realize they are out alot of money.
Dennis= "Arvid..."
Arvid="I don't want to hear the sound of your voice!"

[realchic1999]

Originally posted by ozgirlambrosia
dennis (to jawaharlal): "i've told you a thousand times! when you wear new underwear, you have to take the cardboard out first!"

I need to know.

1) What episode?

AND

2) What was the context that led up to this?

[realchic1999]

Originally posted by warsaw dreams
What episode was that from?!

"Love at First Byte"

[Karenlynn]

I think that quote was actually from the Valentine's Day episode.
I can't remember what led up to that remark from Dennis but it was pretty funny.

[realchic1999]

Now I know. It started out something like this...

Jawaharlal: (bursting into the class) I just felt the most wonderful feeling...

Dennis: I told you, take the cardboard out before you wear the underwear!

Jawaharlal:No! I love New York!

(It's a funny joke, but the sucky thing is that as usual, Jawaharlal got the shaft in this episode.)

And from "The Write Stuff":

Maria: (paraphrased): Okay, Mr. Moore. You've taken us to plays, we started going to dances, you had us make a music video, we learned how to play volleyball---but please stop. You've done enough.

[thunderwolf429]

From Eric and Simone's first date

After they make up in the hall after their fight:

Simone: Eric, there was another reason I didn't mind my parents coming along. I guess I was a little afraid to be alone with you.

Eric: C'mon Simone, you can trust me.

Simone: It's not you I didn't trust.

Eric (shocked): Yourself!?

Simone: I don't think about poetry all the time.

[realchic1999]

I'm just typing this to say welcome to sitcomsonline.com, thunderwolf. See ya on TWoP!

ETA: Let me add a quote I had on another thread:

So far, this is mine (so it may not be the extreme funniest period, but it is to me)...

On yesterday's episode, "The Outsider," everyone is reacting to the Smurf invitations to Janice's party that they received. Jawaharlal walks in, all confused, and being foreign and not knowing about the Smurfs, asks (in his cute accent), "Who is this little blue person?" Cute. All in the delivery.

[thunderwolf429]

I'm just typing this to say welcome to sitcomsonline.com, thunderwolf. See ya on TWoP!

Thanks for pointing me this way RealChic!

Another fave line from Eric and Simone's first date:

The setup: TJ writes her first paper for the IHP, and Charlie gives her a C. He tells her that she has to do more analysis. TJ starts rattling off all these facts that she should have included, and the rest of the class is impressed by what she knows.

Alan: You're really quite erudite, TJ. (condescendingly) That means smart.

TJ: Actually, it means scholarly, stupid. :lol:

[realchic1999]

You're welcome!

And this is not really a quote (or a favorite), but I needed a place to put this...

In "Trouble in Perfectville," Dennis makes a fake headline called "Janice Lazorotto Bursts Into Puberty" with a picture of Janice's head on some pinup's body. All I could say was "ugh."

[Classicshowsgurl15]

Or the one where a bunch of them are taking a writing course taught by a lady author and she has them write essays comparing two historical figures. The teacher is passing Arvid's back to him after she has graded it and says-"Here we are Arvid; Albert Einstein and Madonna. Very nice."
Arvid-"Thanks, I was trying to identify with both of them because on one hand I'm a mathematician and of course on the other..."
Dennis-"...You're like a virgin!"
What episode is this from?