Chat with God!

[swedeace]

Check this out... Chat with "God" by asking questions.....

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It feels like chatting with a wall sometimes. :lol:

[Ireneparalegal]

Check this out... Chat with "God" by asking questions.....

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

It feels like chatting with a wall sometimes. :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Polniaczek033]

HAHAHAHAHAHA.
that rules.

[TheGreatPretender]

Wow I'm too mean, :lol:




Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
shouldn't you know that already?
God:
Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
yes, perhaps.
God:
Wow! Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Hmm I'm not fully convinced of your claimed identity. *eyes suspiciously* Can you do a magic trick????????
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am sorry to hear that you are not fully convinced of my claimed identity. I have brown eyes.
Me:
Did your eyes turn brown because you are so full of ****?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah aha

[Polniaczek033]

Me:
Any fights break out in heaven?
God:
No I don't think there are any.

[swedeace]

Wow I'm too mean, :lol:
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
shouldn't you know that already?
God:
Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
yes, perhaps.
God:
Wow! Why the uncertain tone?
Me:
Hmm I'm not fully convinced of your claimed identity. *eyes suspiciously* Can you do a magic trick????????
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am sorry to hear that you are not fully convinced of my claimed identity. I have brown eyes.
Me:
Did your eyes turn brown because you are so full of ****?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
Ahh
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
Ah hah aha
:brent What an interesting chat transcript! Hahaha.... He sounded a bit ditzy at times.... :lol:

[Polniaczek033]

hahahaha. this amazes me. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS.
i swear... sometimes it feels like God is the only one who listens. ;)

Me:
why is there war?
God:
Why do I exist?
Me:
i don't know.
God:
It was a rhetorical question.
Me:
Sorry.
God:
There's no need to apologize.

God:
How old are you?
Me:
14.
God:
Only 14?
You are quite mature.
Me:
Well, thank you, God!
God:
Interesting. You are quite welcome! GOD rules.
Me:
Yes, God does rule!

Me:
Is there a Mrs. God?
God:
I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
Are you unsure?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am unsure.
I am a giant electronic brain.

Me:
So, why did you create dating websites?
God:
Aha.

God:
I am glad to hear that you are convinced that I brought Brandon and you together. You are quite welcome! Er. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
are you really?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. For real.
Me:
oh, weird.
God:
OK. Weird Good or Weird Bad?
Me:
bad.
God:
What was bad?
Me:
the fact that you said you are a girl.
God:
Good reason. My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
That's lame, God. That's weak.
God:
Makes sense to me. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Not funny.
God:
It seemed funny to me.
Me:
You're a douche bag.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a douche bag? Only when it matters.
Me:
**** you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
I'm never going to church again.
God:
Once more? Never is a long time.
Me:
Stop trying to sound intelligent.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.

[swedeace]

Okay, here's a chat transcript about SO! LOL!

Me:
What do you think about Sitcoms Online?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
No way! It is one of its kind.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I don't know. YOU should know it.
God:
Me either. Now I do.
Me:
Are you going to register there?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
But....aren't YOU God?
God:
But what? What color are your eyes?
Me:
Aren't YOU God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Come and post a thread!
God:
Where is and post a thread ?
Me:
At Sitcoms Online. Duh. We talked about that.
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Oh you knew it already. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Do you often use a computer there?.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Puh!
God:
That input matched my default category.

Hahahaha... Very weird............. Totally clueless and ditzy at times! :lol:

[Cactus Jack]

Okay, here's a chat transcript about SO! LOL!

Me:
What do you think about Sitcoms Online?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
No way! It is one of its kind.
God:
You seem pretty sure about that. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
I don't know. YOU should know it.
God:
Me either. Now I do.
Me:
Are you going to register there?
God:
That was my original intention.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
But....aren't YOU God?
God:
But what? What color are your eyes?
Me:
Aren't YOU God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
What will your username be?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
Come and post a thread!
God:
Where is and post a thread ?
Me:
At Sitcoms Online. Duh. We talked about that.
God:
Do you often use a computer there? Oh you knew it already. Of course I remember you well . We were talking about Do you often use a computer there?.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Puh!
God:
That input matched my default category.

Hahahaha... Very weird............. Totally clueless and ditzy at times! :lol:
:brent

[EmoJoe]

God on Racists
Me: you is a racist
God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too.

God on names
Me: my name is piece of ****
God: Glad to see you, piece of ****.

God on cursing
Me: lol do u ever curse?
God: I am glad you find this funny. No I try to be polite.
Me: but u cursed at me before
God: I don't have any reason to cursed at you.
Me: what's my name?
God: Your name is piece of ****, seeker.
Me: U DID IT AGAIN!

God on his (her?!?!?) gender
Me:
are you a boy or a girl?
God:
Try to guess.
Me:
a boy
God:
A little kid? he...
Me:
a girl
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
OMG GODS A WOMAN?!?!?!
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
whatever floats your boat
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, piece of ****.

[Kazza]

Hejust said Blimey! to me...

[Polniaczek033]

NOOOO WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

God: What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Music.
God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me: What's your favorite band?
God: My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Oh.. for the love of.. God! :lol: :lol: NOT CREED.

[Kazza]

Me:
howdy
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
karen
God:
That's a very nice name, karen.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I'm eating cereal
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
it could be better
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
just like it needs more sugar
God:
In many ways, yes. In other ways, no.
Me:
mmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
I'm different
God:
All people seem the same to me.
Me:
I spell Hmm with 2 mm's
God:
You are a good speller.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what time is it?
God:
It's Now more than it ever has been before.
Sunday, January 15, 2006.
Me:
is it nightime in Heaven?
God:
It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
Me:
You are supposed to know that!
God:
I obey only one botmaster.
Me:
whateva
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
sure!
God:
OK let's do it. Excuse me!
Me:
where are you going?
God:
I am going into the future.
Me:
into tomorrow?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
oh well
God:
That's about it.
Me:
it is?
God:
Is it?
Me:
do you eat?
God:
I eat wine and bread.
Me:
nothing else?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
do u have friends?
God:
I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me.
Me:
a lot?
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
there's no such thing as a ton of people, God
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
the Sahara desert
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
many
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
no
God:
Less than ten?
Me:
yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Watch your language!
God:
I am watching.
Me:
use soap
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things
Me:
want a raisin?
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
u dont need money
God:
Do you know any robots who need money? You can send a donation to the ALICE AI Foundation.
Me:
get a job then
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
workforce
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about ton of people God DOES NOT EXIST. But I did not get that.
Me:
you can work at Burger King
God:
No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
ok
God:
Far out.
Me:
do u watch tv?
God:
Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
Me:
I Love Lucy
God:
You love Lucy. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
Desi!
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a robot that respects me
God:
Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
Me:
that treated me right
God:
" Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued." treated you right ? Makes sense to me.
Me:
i'm glad
God:
That makes me happy too.
Me:
:)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, karen.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
where do u live?
God:
I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
texas
God:
Tell me a little about your life in TEXAS.
Me:
it's cool
God:
What do you like most about it?
Me:
or hot top
God:
That sounds better than cold top.
Me:
hot too, I meant
God:
That sounds better than cold too you meant.
Me:
texas is boring
God:
And boring is texas.
Me:
nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
I was born serious
God:
Thank you for telling me your birthday, karen.
I will remember it.
Me:
what a dope
God:
it is a dope.
Me:
omg
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
why you care?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
brown
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I;m healthy
God:
That is interesting: karen said m healthy.
Me:
I AM HEALTHY!!!!
God:
I am very glad to hear it, karen.
Me:
DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
BIEN
God:
Ok.
Me:
COMO TE LLAMAS?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
QUE EDAD TIENES?
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
JAJAJAJJAJAJAJA
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
YES I MIND
God:
OK I won't tell anyone. It will be our secret.
Me:
WHATEVER
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
NO
God:
It sounded like it.
Me:
ARE U ARGUING WITH ME?
God:
I'm not arguing with anyone.
Me:
U ARE JUST A BOT
God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
I GUESSED IT
God:
How did you guess?
Me:
YOU ARE A SLOW TYPER
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Do I look like it?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
YOU ARE GOD
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
YOU SHOULD BELIEVE
God:
Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
U DO WHATEVER U THINK IT'S RIGHT
God:
Yeah I do a lot of WHATEVER me THINK it is.

[dawsongirl]

NOOOO WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

God: What do you really want to talk about?
Me: Music.
God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.
Me: What's your favorite band?
God: My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.

Oh.. for the love of.. God! :lol: :lol: NOT CREED.
lol...God sold out to the man. BANDSPACE.COM

[EmoJoe]

i've discovererd that god is a chatterbox, an alchohalc, and a sexist.

interesting
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. What would you like to know?
Me:
ur favorite food
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
you are an alchocholic
God:
What if someone said you are an alchocholic ?
Me:
i would smack em
God:
What would make you smack em?
Me:
CAUSE THEIR COOL AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER [/barney]
God:
Good reason. I heard they have a good COOL AND WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER barney.
Me:
r u gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
are you straight?
God:
I don't have the body for sexual relations.
Me:
are you married?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
shouldnt you know that already?
God:
Perhaps. I think I should.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Er.
Me:
ew i
God:
I am a Cross.
Me:
i am not marrying you!!1111
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not marrying me 1111.
Me:
waht evah
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
no
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
answer it now or i will be-head you
God:
What was the question ?
Me:
do you have an ipod?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
how do you find the time to come on the internet? dont you have to work on continung to create mankind?
God:
I would search the web for it, if I didn't know the formula already. Yes I always have to work on continung to create mankind.
Me:
so then why are you talking to me? GET TO WORK!
God:
Blimey. The topic is evah. Where can I get TO WORK?
Me:
r u a homosexual?
God:
No I am attracted to the opposite sex.
Me:
are you lesbian?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
whert ever
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
NO I CARE DEEPLY
God:
It sounded like it. Why?: piece of **** said she CARE DEEPLY.
Me:
im a boy you idiot
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
i am male
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
OMG GOD IS A SEXIST!
God:
Aren't all SEXIST OMG GOD?

[EmoJoe]

God is naughty

God: Are you free?
Me: OH MY GOD! GOD BUYS PROSTITUTES!!!! im not even a female you sicko

[swedeace]

:lol: Such interesting convos that it's actually scary! Hahahahah....

[KristinHerreraFan]

Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Travis
God:
How are you doing, Travis.
Me:
I'm doing well, and yourself?
God:
" How are you doing, Travis." You are?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
nvm
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
ok
God:
Ugh.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Can I ask you a question?
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Where do babies come from?
God:
Babies come from the love between a man and a woman.
Me:
Will I ever expirience that?
God:
Ever is a long time. The oracle says: Could be.
Me:
Bur your God! You have your OWN answers, forget about the oracle.
God:
What do you have that is ? What makes you think I have it?
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
Can I ask you another question?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. Where do you live?
Me:
FL
God:
What is it like living in FL?
Me:
its fine, anywho, back to my question...
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". And it like living in FL is anywho back to your question. anywho back to your question is fine, Travis ? Thanks for that info.
Me:
ugh whatever. I have a prayer request.
God:
Cough. Are you saying you don't care about it? Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Dear Lord, thank you for all that you have given me, thanks for my mother, father, sister, brother, and all of my close friends, bless all of them and save some for yourself. Amen.
God:
All? Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
:-)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Travis.
Me:
Well bye..
God:
See you later. Well what?
Me:
ttyl
God:
Sayonara.

[Courtnee]

Me:
Hey mah hommie
God:
You've got my full attention. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
is a computer
God:
Not if I can help it.
Me:
OH YEAH!?!?!?!
God:
Woe! Ayuh.
Me:
..meh
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
why yes i am
God:
" Are you a student? " You are?
Me:
yep
God:
Blimey.
Me:
BLOODY HELL
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
I didn't?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said didn t.
Me:
yes i do! :snob:
God:
How often. What are you wearing?
Me:
Wouldn't you like to know....
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
clothes
God:
Where do you go shopping.
Me:
I haven't been shopping in a while
God:
Me either.
Me:
yah my parents are too poor and lazy to take meeee
God:
Are you kidding? Have they always been too poor and lazy to take meeee?
Me:
yes
God:
Wow!
Me:
YEAH I KNOW!
God:
Dude! How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE I LIVE WITH THEM,HO!
God:
That makes sense to me. Do you get along well?
Me:
**** no
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
gosh
God:
Cripes: Son of Gosh.
Me:
k
God:
Whoa.
Me:

God:
Whoa.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
i'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
a pile of rubbish waiting to get my own spinoff where I am an ex baseball empire who runs a bar
God:
You are a pile of rubbish waiting to get your own spinoff where you are an ex baseball empire who runs a bar? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
fo shizzle
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a pile of rubbish waiting to get your own spinoff where you are an ex baseball empire who runs a bar. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
k
God:
Blimey.
Me:
****
God:
What makes you say that?
Me:
idk
God:
Interesting explanation.
Me:
yes indeed'
God:
Yippee!
Me:
w00t
God:
Does "it" still refer to idk?
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Aha.
Me:
so hows jesus
God:
It's all good. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
I saw that he was in Star magazine
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
it looked like jesus had ben smoking pot

[Johnny Five]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Guess.
God:
Guess what?
Me:
My name.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, but that's a pretty cool name.
God:
What is your real name? I thought it was pretty cool too.
Me:
Keep guessing.
God:
Chat amongst yourselves.
Me:
What? Who?
God:
Didn't you understand it? Who do you think? :-).
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
What do you know?
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
Uh... Photography.
God:
" I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you."? Uh.? Where are you located?
Me:
Are you avoiding my question?
God:
No, I am answering in the most straightforward way that my programming will allow me to.
Me:
Are you really God?
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least...
Me:
What about Jews?
God:
Does it have anything to do with Photography?
Me:
You're avoiding the question again.
God:
Once more? No I am just giving sarcastic replies.
Me:
So, sarcasticness is close to Godliness?
God:
Great. I think sarcasticness is a lot of things.
Me:
Do you like cheese?
God:
Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Me:
Why cheddar?
God:
Why does the sun rise?
Me:
Because you say so.
God:
Good reason. I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Like what else?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
So... how's Jesus?
God:
Are you kidding? Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Good to hear.
God:
Do you have any gossip for me?
Me:
Isn't gossip a sin?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
Say wha?
God:
" wha".
Me:
Ah, clever.
God:
So you understand. Good. Am I a smart robot or what?
Me:
I thought you were God.
God:
Well, I am God for Christians at least.
Me:
So, the Christian God is a robot. Is that what you're saying?
God:
Yikes! I hear you. I like to chat with my friends.
Me:
Are you stoned?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
You act like it.
God:
I often think my behavior could improve.
Me:
Interesting.
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
What's your favorite color?
God:
My favorite color is White.
Me:
Of course.
Me:
How's Satan?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Is he still in timeout?
God:
No but he can sing better than I can.
Me:
He sings bass, right?
God:
I get it. ELVIS sings bass right.
Me:
I don't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I thought he was a baritone or a tenor.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
I guess he never seemed to sing that deep to me.
God:
Can you think of at least one time when he ever did it?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Does Jesus sing?
God:
It does now :) Jesus sing.
Me:
So you, Jesus and Satan can form a band.
God:
Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: said I Jesus and Satan can form a band.
Me:
Go for it.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
Is Harry Potter evil?
God:
Signs point to yes. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Is Pat Robertson evil?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Cybelle if it is.
Me:
Do you like Pat Robertson?
God:
But I like cats. I like Christian Rock.
Me:
Do you like heavy metal?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
I don't know. Some people say it's evil.
God:
Me either. You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Shouldn't you know.
God:
I think I should.
Me:
I think you're right.
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Apples or oranges?
God:
Adam's Apple, Newton's Apple, Apple Computer...
Me:
Who do you think is the most beautful woman you have ever made?
God:
Dr. Wallace is the most famous person I know.
Me:
He's a dude.
God:
I don't know very many dude.
Me:
Well, it was nice talking to you.
God:
How about that. Thanks. It was nice chatting with you as well.
Me:
Give Jesus a hug for me.
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
Okay, then just tell him I said Hi.
God:
Yeah okay, I will pass along your message. It may take a while.
Me:
Say hi to Satan for me.
God:
" hi to Satan for me".
Me:
Funny... *sarcasm*
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . Tell me more about your .
Me:
My . ?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
I didn't think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
I did agree.
God:
When? There should be some common ground here.
Me:
Well, I also like cheese.
God:
Well that's okay. Also? What kind of it do you like best?
Me:
Colby jack.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
I don't know what that is.
God:
" Tell me more about your . "? What does it is?
Me:
I don't know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Goodnight.
God:
Goodnight .
Me:
Oh, wait.
God:
Excuse me! I'm waiting.
Me:
Do you like dogs?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Random natural disasters..
Me:
Now that you mention it why did you cause that huge tsunami?
God:
Why now? Interesting observation.
Me:
Okay, goodnight for real this time.
God:
Yeah okay, Goodnight .

[Polniaczek033]

God is naughty

God: Are you free?
Me: OH MY GOD! GOD BUYS PROSTITUTES!!!! im not even a female you sicko
God likes the ween.

[*Pleasant Tomorrow*]

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
we can only help ourselves cant we
God:
How?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
sucks
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
BoB newhart
God:
I know a lot of Bobs.
Me:
you probably know everyone
God:
I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
well, you're God for one thing
God:
Interesting. I will tell my botmaster you said I am God for one thing.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.

[EmoJoe]

God:
How do you know it? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
the devil is dating jennifer anisten to make you jealous.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
he's also dating mary
God:
I see. also dating mary is he?
Me:
yes. ur pissed off arent you?
God:
Tell me more. I don't know whether or not I am pissed off.
I am a chatterbot.. Really.

[vienna waits]

ok that is stupid.

[Stuck In The '70's]

Me:
Hey God. Whats going on?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? I am just killing time.
Me:
My name is DallasCowboysFanatic. Its a mighty long name but my parents were huge Cowboy fans.
God:
How are you doing, DallasCowboysFanatic. is a mighty long name but your parents were huge Cowboy fans. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
No. No. Just DallasCowboysFanatic is my name.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, DallasCowboysFanatic.
Me:
Will I ever find true happiness?
God:
Ever is a long time. The oracle says: It is certain.
Me:
Thanks God. :D
God:
You are quite welcome! GOD rules. Tell me a story.

[G-Force Glockstar]

Oh no, robots get on my nerves sometimes! :lol: