Celebrity Endorsements Doomed To Fail...LOL

[Ireneparalegal]

I am a huge fan of Whose Line Is It Anyway. They have a part of the show called scenes from a hat. I am borrowing from that so we can have fun here. I decided to start with this one CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS DOOMED TO FAIL. I will post what they said on the show as a starter:

Bette Davis: Youth Face Cream
Mike Tyson: Encyclopedia Britannica

Here are mine:

Jennifer Lopez: Marriage Encounters
Angelina Jolie: Natural Childbirth Classes
Colin Farrell: Shaving Cream
Mariah Carey: Children's clothes

[Jonathan]

Paris Hilton - Actually making a film

[Courtnee]

"Starr Jones for Slim Fast"

[Shine]

Vocal lessons from Britney Spears. :lol:

[Ireneparalegal]

MC Hammer: Financial Services

[catlover79]

Jessica Simpson for Mensa

[Dean Winchester]

Michael Jackson - cocoa butter

[Mikado]

"Hi, RuPaul here for "Light Days" pads..."

"Micheal Jackson here for the Reliable car child-booster seat......"

" Allo, I am Celine Dion, and I want to talk to you about Jenny Craig, I was immense, I once weighed nearly 80 pounds, but, thx to Jenny......"

"Farah Fawcett here for MENSA......"

(Announcer): "And here, to introduce the new Corvette...........RALPH NADER!"

[Pus$y Galore]

The Spear's family to endorse the Depo-Provera birth control injection - only required 4 times a year! (Well, maybe 8 if you're from Louisiana) ;)

[Pus$y Galore]

Kenny Rogers for AARP's Growing Old Gracefully Plan

[catlover79]

Kenny Rogers for AARP's Growing Old Gracefully Plan
:rofl: Ain't that the truth!

Wilford Brimley for Edy's Ice Cream, or any other sugary confection. :lol: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT OFTEN!!"

[Ireneparalegal]

Kenny Rogers for AARP's Growing Old Gracefully Plan
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Michael Jackson: Plastic Surgery for anyone

[Janice]

Michael Vick for Alpo.

[James]

Let's see ...

Karen Carpenter for Weight Watchers
Kurt Cobain for Smith and Wesson (or any gun manufacturer!)
John Denver for flying lessons
John F. Kennedy Jr. for Ocean Spray (I saw this on a joke page!)
Rosie O'Donnell for Pizza Hut (or any restaurant chain!)

[Max Whittaker]

Rosie O'donalds name on anything is doomed to fail...

[catlover79]

Michael Vick for Alpo.
Game, set, match to Janice!!!

[Pus$y Galore]

Kevin Federline - Trojan Condoms

[catlover79]

Kevin Federline - Trojan Condoms
OUCH!!! :rofl: :brent Sorry, Janice, I think you've been topped!!

[Pus$y Galore]

Seal (Heidi Klum's hubby) for Proactine

[Dean Winchester]

Michael Richards for the NAACP

[Dean Winchester]

K.D. Lang for Revlon

[treky]

Jamie Lynn Spears for any birth control method

[LuLu Rogers]

Jack Nicholson for Celibacy :cool:

[catlover79]

Keith Richards & Mick Jagger for the Partnership for a Drug-Free America. :eek:

[Mikado]

Lindsey Lohan for "Acme driving Schools" :lol:

[Ireneparalegal]

Sean Penn - Anger Management

Ike Turner - (before he died ok) - Stop Domestic Violence in America

Bobby Brown - Marriage Encounter

Whitney Houston - spokesperson - JUST SAY NO! CRACK IS WHACK

[catlover79]

Kevin Eubanks (Jay Leno's bandleader) for Rogaine. :lol:

[Sid]

Mel Gibson - Hebrew National Brand Hot Dogs

[Courtnee]

Micheal Vick for the ASPCA.

[Mikado]

Andre Agassi for Head & Shoulders shampoo :p

[Ireneparalegal]

Andre Agassi for Head & Shoulders shampoo :p
:rofl:

[catlover79]

Mel Gibson - Hebrew National Brand Hot Dogs
You could also add Mel Gibson for Manischewitz.

[Ireneparalegal]

Charlie Sheen - Drug counseling

Amy Winehouse - Pantene hair products

Amy Winehouse - Maybelline

[*ClassicPinUp*]

Rosie O'Donnell - Midol

[Ireneparalegal]

let me add:

Rosie O' Donnell - Victoria's Secrets

[Cactus Jack]

Amy Winehouse- a rehab center ( she'd say no, no ,no)....LOL ok really crony and obvious lOL

[*ClassicPinUp*]

let me add:

Rosie O' Donnell - Victoria's Secrets
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff214/leoschild/EMTIONS%20SMILEY/OMG.gif

Why must you pick on my favorite place to shop!!! :lol:

[Ireneparalegal]

http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff214/leoschild/EMTIONS%20SMILEY/OMG.gif

Why must you pick on my favorite place to shop!!! :lol:
I love the store too. :lol:

[*ClassicPinUp*]

I love the store too. :lol:
Could you imagine Rosie in those VS commercials! Look out Adriana Lima! :eek: :lol:

[dawsongirl]

Charlie Sheen - Drug counseling

Amy Winehouse - Pantene hair products

Amy Winehouse - Maybelline
Amy Winehouse...Any Food Product, Beauty Product...Footwear. I saw a pic of her on yahoo yesterday where it looks like she's short a toe!

[dawsongirl]

Could you imagine Rosie in those VS commercials! Look out Adriana Lima! :eek: :lol:
MY EYES, MY EYES!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Ireneparalegal]

Could you imagine Rosie in those VS commercials! Look out Adriana Lima! :eek: :lol:
:eek: :eek: :eek: :crazy:

[*ClassicPinUp*]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :crazy:
That picture should come with a WARNING label! http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k174/marebi/puke.gif

[Ireneparalegal]

That picture should come with a WARNING label! http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k174/marebi/puke.gif
You're lucky I made it small. :lol:


I agree :puke:

[Ireneparalegal]

Jamie Lynn Spears - birth control

Joan Rivers - Anti-aging cream

[Ireneparalegal]

Martha Raye - Disco attire :rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

Wyatt Knight aka Tommy Turner from Porky's- Bathroom products

[Ireneparalegal]

Wyatt Knight aka Tommy Turner from Porky's- Bathroom products
:rofl:

[Cactus Jack]

:rofl:
LOL that goes for all 3 Porky's movies

[Mikado]

Rosie O'Donell for Wonderbra

David Hyde-Pierce for AX body spray

Micheal J Fox for the "Big and tall" men's shop

ZZ TOP for Gillette razors

Ralph Nader for the VW Beetle! :lol:

[littlebelle]

Vanilla Ice for the US Copyright Office

[Mikado]

Vanilla Ice for the US Copyright Office
I dont get it :confused:

[Ireneparalegal]

Vanilla Ice denies the song he sampled for ICE ICE BABY is not the same hook borrowed from Queen's song "Under Pressure".

It is.

Good one Littlebelle!!!!:lol:

Mikey the ones you posted above...:rofl:

[Sid]

Ted Nugent for PETA

[catlover79]

Martha Raye - Disco attire :rofl:
props:

[Mikado]

Little Richard for the Republican Party

Madonna for Channel

Bruce Willis for the gun control lobby

[Ireneparalegal]

Denise Richards - How to stay away from your friend's husband

Jennifer Aniston - Children's books

[littlebelle]

Denise Richards - How to stay away from your friend's husband


Haha oh Denise, I guess we'll get to hear all about it on her new reality show!

[Mikado]

"Now here's Shinead O'Connor, Bruce Willis and Andre Aggassi, for Vidal Sassoon hair care products!......"

[Ireneparalegal]

^^^^:rofl:

OJ Simpson - anything! :mad:

Dean Martin (if he were alive) - sober living

[Mikado]

Ahnohd the Govenator for feminine hygene products :P

[dawsongirl]

Anyone named Osmond: Any alcoholic beverage.

[Ireneparalegal]

Kathie Lee Gifford - National Labor Committee spokesperson

[Ohio8]

"Now here's Shinead O'Connor, Bruce Willis and Andre Aggassi, for Vidal Sassoon hair care products!......"

Don't forget Billy Corgan, James Taylor, and (if they were still living) Yul Brynner and Telly Savalas.

[catlover79]

"Now here's Shinead O'Connor, Bruce Willis and Andre Aggassi, for Vidal Sassoon hair care products!......"
You can add John Melendez (Tonight Show announcer) to that list...he had to shave his head because he lost a bet. :lol:

[Mikado]

"Hi, I'm Burt Reynolds and, I want to talk to all you women out there, about something important....Do you feel FRESH???......."

[robyrob]

Flava FLAV for Grey Poupon - the CIVILIZED mustard.

[Big C]

Any Jenny Craig spokesperson - Any fast-food restaraunt

[catlover79]

Flava FLAV for Grey Poupon - the CIVILIZED mustard.
:rofl:

[Pus$y Galore]

The Duggar family for Trojan condoms.

[Hollow]

The Duggar family for Trojan condoms.
:rofl:

[catlover79]

The Duggar family for Trojan condoms.
:brent OUCH!!

[Pus$y Galore]

Kelly Osbourne for Cover Girl....

[catlover79]

Ozzy Osbourne for Hooked on Phonics.

[Pus$y Galore]

Ozzy Osbourne for Hooked on Phonics.



:brent: !! so true~

[catlover79]

:brent: !! so true~
...or Governor AH-NOLD. ;)

[Mikado]

"Hi ., I'm Andrew Dice Clay, urging you to sign a pettition to bring back legislation, for the passing of the ERA!" :lol:

[catlover79]

Bill Clinton, Jesse Jackson, Elliot Spitzer, David Vitter (or any other adulterous politician) for Promise Keepers.

[Mikado]

^^:lol:^^

"Hello, this is Elisabeth Tailor for Sephora makeup....the make-up that gives you that fresh, totally natural look!"

[Cactus Jack]

Richard Thomas and Cindy Crawford-makeup

(BTW I hate The Waltons and John boy and his mole are among the reasons)

[Mikado]

"I'm Pamela Anderson for the Playtex TRAINING bra....."

[Pus$y Galore]

"I'm Pamela Anderson for the Playtex TRAINING bra....."


Actually that would be a very appropriate endorsement! Millions of little girls growing up thinking that if they wear a training bra, they'll get boobs like Pam.

Sorry girls.....you'll still need to purchase ones like those......a few times!

[Pus$y Galore]

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline for Family Planning.

[catlover79]

Britney Spears and Kevin Federline for Family Planning.
OUCH. :rofl:

[Mikado]

Actually that would be a very appropriate endorsement! Millions of little girls growing up thinking that if they wear a training bra, they'll get boobs like Pam.
Well, my idea was that SHE would be wearing it, and talking about how it gives HER lift and that shes never without it (its an endorsement, after all) :lol:

[browneyes106]

This thread reminds of a photoshop gizmodo.com did sometime back. Here are some fake ads created by users. Some are kind of mean.

http://gizmodo.com/5015019/unlikely-spokesperson-contest-results-gadget-ads-youll-only-see-in-hell

[catlover79]

Richard Simmons for Viagra. :eek: puke:

[Pus$y Galore]

Richard Simmons for Viagra. :eek: puke:




:rofl: Better than that - how 'bout him for Vaseline! ;)

[catlover79]

:rofl: Better than that - how 'bout him for Vaseline! ;)
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...puke: Thanks for the visual, Cathie!! :eek: :rofl:

[catlover79]

This thread reminds of a photoshop gizmodo.com did sometime back. Here are some fake ads created by users. Some are kind of mean.

http://gizmodo.com/5015019/unlikely-spokesperson-contest-results-gadget-ads-youll-only-see-in-hell
Yes, those are mean - but a lot of them are also hilarious. :rofl:

[Pus$y Galore]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...puke: Thanks for the visual, Cathie!! :eek: :rofl:



:brent: I can even picture him doing the two-finger scoop with a huge smile on his face!! omg

I gotta go sit down....

[catlover79]

^ :spit: OK, Cathie, now you're starting to scare me!! :eek: :rofl:

[Mikado]

Ahnold Governator for Hooked on Phonics :p

[James]

Ahnold Governator for Hooked on Phonics :p

Arnold Schwarzenegger, more specifically.

[Mikado]

yeah...I couldnt remember how to spell it ^_^'

[Big C]

Al Bundy for Dial

[treky]

Archie Bunker for the N.A.A.C.P.