Fave Funny Line

[No1SBTBFan]

Hey SBTB Fans,
Post your Favorite Funny Line from any SBTB character.
Mine is "Face it Zack , I'm hummingbird droppings!"Screech
This line is in the episode where Zack goes out of his way to get a girl for screech so he could finish that damn science project. Except Zack actually becomes one! =) lol

[jordojockey]

There was one episode where Zack suddenly had some bright idea. Then screech said "No, Zack! The last time you had a good idea I ended up naked in a jar full of jelly beans!!" In another episode, Zack and Screech were listening in on a conversation between Kelly, Jessie, and Lisa. When they discover this, they decide to mess with the guys a little bit. Lisa says "Yeah, that Screech makes me tingle all over." To which Screech promptly replied "Did you hear that Zack? I make her tinkle!!"

[heather]

on one episode, kelly got angry at lisa and jessie and said"if u 2 are going to share a brain, why don't u get one that works"

[Ivana]

My favorite is when Mr.Belding thought Screech and Kelly were going to elope and he was talking to Screech in his office...
Mr. Belding: "Screech, you can't elope!"
Screech: "Why? you melon head"

It's a pretty lame line, but it still makes me laugh everytime I hear it.

[Richard]

When guest Brandon Tartikoff,supposedly an old friend of Mr.Belding,got the idea that he could do a series about a High School principal and students-but then went,"Naw!It'd never work!"

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Richard Ranke

[B]

Ya know the episode where slater doesn't want to wrestle meatic (or something like that) and screech is getting beat up by him when slater makes a surprize entrance....slater goes, "hand over the nerd" then when screech is in slater's arms he goes, "don't talk about his dog".....ya all probably don't know what the hell i'm talking about but that screech is so dumb and funny....haha!

[ThomasE]

Originally posted by B:
Ya know the episode where slater doesn't want to wrestle meatic (or something like that) and screech is getting beat up by him when slater makes a surprize entrance....slater goes, "hand over the nerd" then when screech is in slater's arms he goes, "don't talk about his dog".....ya all probably don't know what the hell i'm talking about but that screech is so dumb and funny....haha!

I actually remember that episode so I understand.

[No1SBTBFan]

I know what quote your talking about....It was Screech:"Your mom's ugly, your dad's ugly, and your dog's ugly!" Nedic:"Hey, my dog is not ugly!"
LoL.
SBTB FOREVER,
Erika

[ThomasE]

My favorite:

Screech: My name? Oh Sinead O'Connor.

Kelly: That's a pretty famous name. You have a hit song on the charts.

Screech: That's the other O'Conner. She's my niece. I taught her everything she knows.

Lisa: You taught her everything she knows?!

Screech: Yes. Now she can clean toilets with the rest of them.


1992 episode.

I'll get the waterpump... I'm the water boy!


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[PistolPete]

i'm the h2o distribution engineer.

[FOL85NatandMrsGRock]

jonny dakota: Hi (shakes hands with screech) i'm jonny dakota
screech: Right... and im madonna! (and he does a funny move with his hands and body)

That one cracks me up EVERy time!!!

[FOL85NatandMrsGRock]

Originally posted by B:
Ya know the episode where slater doesn't want to wrestle meatic (or something like that) and screech is getting beat up by him when slater makes a surprize entrance....slater goes, "hand over the nerd" then when screech is in slater's arms he goes, "don't talk about his dog".....ya all probably don't know what the hell i'm talking about but that screech is so dumb and funny....haha!


ya... actually i like that episode... cuz slater was in the homecanomics class and cooking in his little apron thingy.. hehe... but doens't he say Ok Needic... hand him over... and then screech goes don't talk abotu his dog... hehe... i like that one! http://www.sitcomsonline.com/ubb/smile.gif

[superfan29]

I like the episode where Slater and Zack kick each others asses. Slater says at the punchbowl, "step back son before I make your wear it."

And also I like the one where Slater and Zack broke up with their women and are trying to patch things up and then Zack says
"Well Slater, at least we still have each other"
"Oh preppy, don't you leave me too"
...kissy sounds...

frickin hilarious!

[jinny_jo_2001]

Originally posted by heather:
on one episode, kelly got angry at lisa and jessie and said"if u 2 are going to share a brain, why don't u get one that works"

Thats mine too!!



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Ms G: Natalie why dont you show Jo a better place to park her bike
Jo: why dont I park it on Blairs face?
Natalie: shes a breath of fresh air isnt she??

[EdBrownJr]

My fav line is anything by Screech he said something funny atleast once an episode.

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GET OUT OF MY GARAGE!!!

[howard UK]

'Zachary, thats despicable, deceitful, and i'm delighted you did it!' - Mr Tuttle after Zack played a tape of the California Glee Club.

'A building with two Beldings, one of whom is balding!' - Screech is the episode where Belding's bro turned up.

:haha

[Czas na Zywiec]

I like the one when they throw Mrs. B a baby shower. Then everyone screams "earthquake" while Screech screams "volcano"! Also in the same episode when Mr. B and Screech yell for help when there stuck in the office, Screech yells for help w/ that hippo puppet and imitates a hippos voice.
That one also makes me laugh so hard!!!!

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Eric Matthews

[hughpuppies]

How come on one episode Mr. Tutle was the glee club teacher then when Screech and Kelly make the love meter for a science project he is the science teacher.

Mine is when Tori told Slater she will be at the dance dressed as a spaceman then Screech and Slater hugh then take there maskes off and they both scream and look around and say if you don't tell I won't.

[i<3zachmorris]

my favorite line is during the prom episode and they are all in mrs beldings office and
mrs belding says whos in charge of the food
allan says i am
zack- who else would be(while he laughs)
allan- stop wiith the fat jokes or i'll sit on ya
zack-( :happyface with his face all scrunched up) ohhhhh this is getting heavy